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17.01.2009 | 又肥又老

【又肥(咗)
友:「喂, 又大減價喇, 不如一齊去濕平啦..」
我:「都好喎, 橫掂我都想換返件新褲..」
友:「呢件?? 仲好新淨喎, 唔駛再換啦係嘛??」
我:「係換咗冇幾耐.. 但係又再覺得窄至弊哩~~」
友:「咁買啦買啦..」

【又(最)老】
友:「睇你blog上同成班同事啲相, 你係唔係年紀最大架??」
我:「癡線!! 梗唔係啦, 仲有兩個同事大過我架!!」
友:「哦???!!!」
我:「年紀唔係最大, 不過可以話資歷係最老嘅..」
(兩個星期後, 友人忽然MSN我)
友:「唔係哩, 我始終堅持你係同事之中最老嗰個囉!!」
我:「吓???!!!」


Being FATter
friend: "it's CNY sales, wanna go shopping together??"
me: "yeah why not?? i wanted to change a new pair of pants.."
friend: "oh?? but this one you are wearing still looks brand new.."
me: "no doubt i just bought this.. but it's getting tighter AGAIN!! haiz~~"
friend: " oh.. in that case.. yeah just get a new one then.."

Being OLDest
friend: "saw your photo taken with colleagues on your blog the other day..."
me: "oh you saw that.."
friend: " so, you the oldest amongst your colleagues, right??"
me: "of course not!! there are two colleagues who are older than me!!"
friend: "oh really??!!"
me: "yeah, i'm not oldest, but the eldest since i joined long before them.."
(two weeks later the friend MSN again)
friend: "i still insist that you are the oldest amongst your colleagues.."
me: "what??!!"
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15 comments:

  1. change the word fat to prosperous, old to wise...
    there.. another way to see it :)

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  2. aiyo, don't torture yourself. it's chinese new year. you can always work it off after, ha ha

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  3. 哈…
    不擇手段讓自己變得更好啦…
    OR
    一笑置之

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  4. Oh I love Danny's quote. Good to cheat ourselves sometimes. SK Thamby, time to consider botox the lines away. LOL

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  5. 现实是残酷地。。
    你那位朋友也未免太直接了吧,果然是真心朋友。

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  6. kudos to Danny for the good words! totally agree with him. ;)

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  7. 又肥又老? 好彩唔丑, 不幸中既大幸

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  8. Haha, I found a good company actually. My friends always said the same to me. :)

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  9. Danny:
    hmmm, up to this stage already, i just cannot afford to deceive myself anymore leh~~

    Jonzz:
    haiz, if you are wearing my shoes then you would totally understand how bad this feels, hahahaha!! anyway, can't do anything till CNY since it's just a week's time.. :p

    默:
    怎樣才算是不擇手段呢?? 抽脂手術+打羊胎素?? 這兩樣東西, 我還是一笑置之吧, 哈哈~~

    Twilight Zone:
    errmm, already deceiving myself many many times.. cannot afford to do it anymore leh.. die die must loose weight already.. :p

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  10. wayne:
    其實我沒有說不能夠接受這些事實啊, 不過還是凡人一個, 怎樣都還是會有一點心有戚戚焉的~~

    傑士:
    errr, Danny's point of view is good but then that is not practical at all.. deceiving oneself is not very good bor.. :)

    tagnan:
    係唔醜, 不過都唔係靚囉.. 點?? 阿媽生我出嚟就係咁, 可以點?? 哈哈~~

    K|E|E|N|Y|E|E:
    your friends always say what to you?? fat and old?? hmmmm, are you sure?? i think your friend must have been very demanding.. :p

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  11. 唔止唔丑,仲好cute添

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  12. No la. They r not demanding. Just that they always comparing me with the 8 years back myself, when I was young and much slimmer. SO UNFAIR!!!

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  13. tagnan:
    我知, 係肥頭得意嗰種cutie吖嘛~~

    K|E|E|N|Y|E|E:
    haha, oh well, 8 years ago huh?? i think you gotta make your friends get used to how you look now.. don't let their memory stay at 8 years ago, haha!! :p

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  14. 哈哈哈

    You look the oldest among us !!!

    哈哈哈

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  15. mynicole:
    真係?? 好傷心啊~~
    好!! 我決定要好好保養了!!

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