17.01.2009 | 又肥又老

【又肥(咗)】
友:「喂, 又大減價喇, 不如一齊去濕平啦..」
我:「都好喎, 橫掂我都想換返件新褲..」
友:「呢件?? 仲好新淨喎, 唔駛再換啦係嘛??」
我:「係換咗冇幾耐.. 但係又再覺得窄至弊哩~~」
友:「咁買啦買啦..」

【又(最)老】
友:「睇你blog上同成班同事啲相, 你係唔係年紀最大架??」
我:「癡線!! 梗唔係啦, 仲有兩個同事大過我架!!」
友:「哦???!!!」
我:「年紀唔係最大, 不過可以話資歷係最老嘅..」
(兩個星期後, 友人忽然MSN我)
友:「唔係哩, 我始終堅持你係同事之中最老嗰個囉!!」
我:「吓???!!!」


【Being FATter】
friend: "it's CNY sales, wanna go shopping together??"
me: "yeah why not?? i wanted to change a new pair of pants.."
friend: "oh?? but this one you are wearing still looks brand new.."
me: "no doubt i just bought this.. but it's getting tighter AGAIN!! haiz~~"
friend: " oh.. in that case.. yeah just get a new one then.."

【Being OLDest】
friend: "saw your photo taken with colleagues on your blog the other day..."
me: "oh you saw that.."
friend: " so, you the oldest amongst your colleagues, right??"
me: "of course not!! there are two colleagues who are older than me!!"
friend: "oh really??!!"
me: "yeah, i'm not oldest, but the eldest since i joined long before them.."
(two weeks later the friend MSN again)
friend: "i still insist that you are the oldest amongst your colleagues.."
me: "what??!!"