09.01.2009 | 人肉柿餅

噚晚放工搭輕貼返屋企, 非常驚喜地嚟咗架空無一人嘅列車.. 平時唔多人都要一定要企架喇, 今日竟然係空車, 總算可以舒舒服服一路坐住到屋企咯.. 快手快腳揀咗個邊皮位一屁股坐低, 尤其我而家隻咁嘅環境, 真係好梳乎架..

誰知轉頭立即有個男人坐埋嚟隔離, 問題係佢好肥獅大隻, 5呎7身高但係過100kg體重囉.. 佢一坐低, 龐大身軀同巨躉即刻將鄰居唧去兩邊!! 噢賣葛, 我感到好大擠壓力, 成個人要縮埋一舊, 而且佢一陣十日冇沖涼嘅味道, 好想撼頭埋牆死咗去囉.. 想即刻起身但係逼到郁唔到, 而且咁做又好似會好hurt到佢哦呵?? 唉, 算啦, 我忍, 變成件人肉柿餅我都忍!! 不幸中大幸, 佢早我一站落車, 至少有幾分鐘時間畀我舒活下筋骨囉, 哈哈..

我想強調我並唔係歧視肥人.. 之不過畀著我哩, 我會有自知之明, 個位咁窄明知坐唔落, 就無謂逼埋落去囉, 整親人你話幾咁唔好呢, 啱唔啱??
taking the LRT back home after work last night, surprisingly there came an empty train.. normally would need to stand all the way till home, but with the empty train i can relax my leg and have a nice seat then.. quickly spotted a nice seat by the side and laid my fat butt down, especially with my injured toes, i really feel good that i can have a seat..

was enjoying myself when suddenly a huge guy came sitting next to me.. oh my, he was like 5'7" tall but weighs more than 100kg.. he came sat down, his enormous body and big round ass just pushed both his neighbours to the side!! OMG, i really feel the compression from him, squeezing myself to a tiny bit.. furthermore he smelled like he has not been taking shower for 10 days, i really felt like wanted to die.. i wanted to give away that seat immediately, but if i do that will that hurt his feeling?? well, forget it, i'll just withstand that for a while, though i'm almost as flat as a slice of sandwich ham.. luckily he got off a station before me, at least i still have sometime to relax my bones and flesh, haha!!

i wanted to stress that there is no discrimination here.. but if i were him, i will understand that such a narrow seat cannot accommodate my huge body, no point just forcefully sit down and create tough time for the other passengers, right?? :)