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2015.01.30 | 俾返老師

[Volume 10 Issue 1, #1990]
Given Them All Back to the Teachers
唔知大家有冇睇過或者仲記唔記得我之前嘅一篇貼, 係話我無意中摷到我幼稚園份成績表?? 其實同一個箱入面, 我亦都搵到我高中時嘅部份考卷, 都收藏咗廿年喇(你咪即管去計下我幾多歲囉)!! 我拎住啲考卷一睇, 情不自禁講咗句「嘩!! 呢啲問題想點先??!!」, 哈哈!! 我嘗試回答, 始終都係一頭霧水...
i wonder if you have read or still remember the post about having found my kindergarten report card?? in that same box, i have also found some of my high school exam papers, which i have kept for almost 20 years (okay, go ahead and calculate my age)!! i held them in my hand, took a look and can't help myself from saying "what the f**k are these questions all about??!!", hahahaha!! i tried to solve the questions, but i just could't...
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...但係廿年前嘅我, 竟然可以回答如流!! 感覺有點不可思議, 我完全唔知自己當時做緊乜!! 我諗人人所講嘅「俾返晒老師」呢句話, 套在我身上確係貼切不過.. 睇下我嘅得分, 當然係揀咗最好嗰幾份紙啦, 肥佬嘅就無謂獻醜啦, 呵呵!! 不過只有測驗作答俾大家睇, 只因為了避免學生作弊, 大考作答係唔俾返學生㗎.. 我話呢, 如果要我依家去考試, 實係肥佬兼捧蛋似喇, 哇哈哈哈!! :D
...and yet 20 years ago, i was able to do that!! how amazing, i don't know what i was doing!! i guess the saying "given all back to the teachers" is so true on me.. look at my score back then, of couse i have chosen the best ones, failed ones cannot be shown here mah, hehe!! but i can only show you the test sheets since exam sheets were not given back to students to prevent fraud.. i guess i will definitely fail with "an egg" if i am to sit for these papers now, muahahahaha!! :D
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睇下有邊位知道啲試卷講緊乜?? 話是話, 眾多博客之中, 有邊位係同我同一間中學㗎??
take a look and see if anyone knows what those papers are all about?? haha.. BTW, who amongst bloggers come or came from the same high school as i?? :)

2015.01.27 | 創意手作

[Volume 10 Issue 1, #1989]
All-Handmade Personalized Music CD for the Winners
好嘢!! 終於都將要送俾[SK/0617]博客大賞MMXIV衆贏家嘅個人音樂光碟, 全部趕起!! 如果你係呢個blog嘅新貴, 係嘅, 我自2012年開始每年都會有呢個動作.. 由收集歌單, 搵歌, 估下各位聽歌品味嚟到放入額外歌曲, 編排歌曲次序, 同埋所有材料嘅設計, 打印及量剪貼, 到最後逐一寄出俾各贏家.. 全個過程都係特別為大家親手製作, 以示我對各位支持嘅愛惜.. 而每年都會有一個不同嘅設計主題, 今年決定以色彩和美食作出一個趣味主題, 睇睇下面啲相我點樣將啲嘢嚟個大改造?? 希望大家會喜歡呢啲世界上萬中無一嘅個人音樂光碟~~ :p

睇下部份贏家對於收到嘅音樂光碟有何感想..
hooray!! finally i am done with all the personalized music CD for the winners of [SK/0617] Bloggers Awards MMXIV!! if you are new to this blog, yes, i am doing this every year since 2012.. from collecting songs lists, searching for songs, guessing the music taste to include bonus tracks, arranging the rundown of songs, together with all the graphic design, printing, measuring, cutting and assembly of materials, to finally sending out the CDs to everyone.. all handmade specially and uniquely for the winners to show my appreciation of their support.. each year there is a different design theme, this year i decide to go playful with colors and food, click-through the set of photos below to see how things are transformed.. hope you like these personalized CDs which are none-the-same-in-this-world.. :p

See what some of the winners think about the CDs they got..
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2015.01.23 | 免費電影

[Volume 10 Issue 1, #1988]
Free Screening At New Cinema
Free Screening at New Cinema in Town
大家請注意!! 城中又有多一間戲院, 新開張前免費睇戲呀, 有時間記得去喇噃!! 當然, 我唔係要幫佢宣傳啦, 只係經常聽講話戲院正式開張前, 一定會有免費開場咁啫.. 如果你都有所聞, 肯定知道我所指嘅係放映三日, 免費俾「異度空間嘅各路兄弟」睇啦.. 但求小小賄賂, 可以請「佢哋」以後唔攪啲入場觀眾.. 其中一個原因係因為戲院長期處於黑暗兼低溫環境下, 所以特別容易惹來「兄弟們」..

可能今時今日, 考慮到橫掂都係要開場, 倒不如趁呢個時候邀請大眾入場免費試睇, 趁機提高知名度嘛.. 如果大家到時真係有去嘅話, 不妨留意一下戲院前幾排座位, 是否一早被預留唔俾任何觀眾坐?? 最後謹以聲明, 此乃本人單方面想法, 絕非誹謗, 更不能代表真實情況.. :)
attention please!! new cinema in town is opening soon, don't forget to drop by for free movies if you have time!! okay, i am not promoting this, but i often hear new cinemas would always have free screening before they officially open to the public.. if you have heard of this, you know i am referring to free screening for three days mainly for "friends from another dimension", so that "they" are bribed to not disturb the movie-goers in the future.. one reason is because the cinemas are always in dark and cold states, hence easily attract those "friends"..

probably nowadays in considerations that the free screening must happen, why not take the opportunity to invite movie lovers for free movies, at the same time gain publicity?? if anyone is going, do pay attention to the first few rows of seats, see if they are marked reserved and no one is allowed to take those seats?? anyway, this is just my humble opinion and assumption, no elements of defamation and certainly may not reflect the real situation.. :)

2015.01.20 | 簡談兩性

[Volume 10 Issue 1, #1987]
Succinctly, The Sex and The Sexes
Sex and The Sexes
剛學識咗幾個(對我而言)強勁嘅英文單字, 所以與其為咗要寫一篇貼文而變得circumlocutory, 今日呢篇貼文就俾佢succinct啲啦..

正如今日個標題一樣:
  • 點解男廁可以容許女性清潔, 但係女廁就一定容不得男性清潔??
  • 點解只有女性專用火車車廂, 而女性乘客又可以自由出入任何車廂?? 點解冇男性專用, 謝絕所有女性乘客嘅車廂呢??
i just learned a few bombastic (to me) words a while ago, and i thought instead of being circumlocutory for the sake of having a post, i will have this post today succinct..

as per the title of today's post:
  • why are female cleaners allowed in a gents toilet but not a male cleaner in a ladies toilet??
  • why are there only ladies-only train coaches yet ladies can get into any coach freely?? why aren't there gentlemen-only train coaches where ladies are prohibited to enter??

2015.01.16 | 神奇速遞

[Volume 10 Issue 1, #1986]
The Amazing Journey of An Express Post
Express Post Tracking
有位朋友用"PosLayu"速遞啲嘢俾我, 當我哋都expect第二個工作日會送到之時(因為佢哋"jamin sampai esok"), 結果全無蹤影.. 幾日來我哋都不斷上網追蹤份嘢個status, 甚至發電郵去客戶服務中心, 始終都係音信杳然..
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大家睇下上圖嘅A部份, 上面幾個日期同時間.. 第4個工作日在返公司途中, 大概早上11:20, 我又再次上網check下個status, 呢次終於都有消息喇.. 一共要勞動佢哋三日時間去處理份速遞!! 何其高效率也!! 大家以為見到問題了?? 咪住, 我喺早上11:22見到網上系統話份速遞於下午12:24到達派遞分局!! 再睇清楚個時間, 系統上竟然出現個未來項目!! 咁都得呀?? 果然係神乎其技囉~~
再嚟睇下上圖嘅B部分.. 十分鐘之後我返到公司, 就見玻璃門上貼咗呢張通知, 話早上11:15送速遞嚟時冇人簽收.. 速遞員一定係準確預料到佢會喺下午12:24, 準時將份嘢帶返分局, 唔早亦唔遲.. 不過有呢張通知, 至少可以肯定有人嚟過, 唔係求其喺個系統入面update個status就當嚟過..
最後大家應該已經忘記send去客戶服務中心嘅電郵啦, 不過我冇忘記過囉.. 三個工作日之後(好偉大嘅KPI囉!!), 終於收到佢哋嘅回覆, 好公式化(甚至帶點不削嘅味道)咁print screen話我知份速遞已經被領取(係因為我之后親自去分局領取).. 我都識去你哋個網站check啦!! @.@"
呢個就係所謂嘅第二個工作日包送到嘅速遞喎!! 都得㗎喇!!
a friend sent me something through the "PosLayu" express post, and while we both were expecting delivery on the next working day (because they "jamin sampai esok"), it did not deliver on time.. we have been tracing the status online for a couple of days and even sent an email to the customer service yet to no avail..
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now take a careful look at the date/time on portion A of the image above.. around 11:20am on the 4th working day, i checked the status again on my way back to office and FINALLY got some updates of the delivery as shown.. ah, took them 3 working days to handle the item!! how efficient!! well, you thought you have seen what's wrong?? okay, i checked the status at 11:22am and the system says "Arrive at delivery office" at 12:24pm.. read the time again, that was a future event logged in the system!! how could that ever happened?? indeed amazingly remarkable, don't you think??
now take a look at portion B of the image above.. i reached office 10 minutes later and there sticked this note on the glass door, informing that the item arrived at 11:15am but there was no one in the office to be delivered to.. okay, the delivery guy must have left and predicted that he will be bringing the item back and arrive at his delivery office right on the dot at 12:24pm.. well, on a positive side, at least with this note, i knew he came and not just simply updated the status and claimed he has visited..
and finally you must have forgotten about the email sent to their customer service?? nope, i have not.. a very generic (and almost indifferent) reply was received after 3 working days (what a gracious KPI huh??), with a print screen of the system that the item has been collected (yes, i went to collect the item personally from their office later).. i also know how to check the status online lah!! @.@"
now call this Express Post guaranteed delivery the next business day!! really BOLEH!!!

2015.01.13 | 無聊開始

[Volume 10 Issue 1, #1985]
Starting the Year with Some Nonsense..
Fing Fing in comfy bedFing Fing kena Sabotaged
大家好, 最近過得點呀?? 之前兩篇貼都係同舊年嘅留言榜有關, 基本上我其實喺2015年未正式開始寫貼噃.. 雖然今年我會放緩寫blog, 不過都覺得好似好耐冇update個blog, 呵呵.. 所以今日「歷史性」嘅一貼, 就由Fing-Fing打頭陣, 同大家見面啦!! 睇下佢張舒服到不得了嘅床, 仲唔捨得落床喎, 成個皇太后咁!! 可能係唔開心到瞓得唔好, 因為噚日喺商場內見到啲嘢--佢俾人大整蠱扮到成隻妖咁啰!! 天啊, 大家肯定同樣覺得很無謂, 係唔係??

好喇, 多謝大家賞面睇咗呢篇好無聊嘅貼, 大家繼續做嘢啦~~ :p
hello everybody, how are you getting on?? the previous two posts are related to the comment charts of the previous year, so technically i have not started blogging in 2015.. though i am slowing down this year, i suddenly feel like i have not been updating the blog for a long time, hehe.. hence, for this epochal post of 2015 let us have Fing-Fing to meet everyone here!! look at his comfortable crib, he is still lazing in his crib like the Empress Dowager!! maybe Fing-Fing was very upset till he didn't sleep whole night, because this was what he saw in a shop yesterday: being sabotaged and dressed up like a drag!! OMG, don't you think that was very disgraceful??

okay, thank you for reading this nonsense post, let's get back to work now.. :p

2015.01.08 | 年度大賞

[Volume 10 Issue 1, #1984]
[SK/0617] BLOGGERS AWARDS MMXIV
又係一年一度, 本blog最大盛事.. 可能有人摸不著頭腦, 有人覺得係小圈子游戲, 有人覺得係大派糖菓.. 但係只要大家開心而唔傷害到任何人, 我又真係唔介意以呢個管道嚟到答謝眾讀者對我嘅支持喎.. 喜歡就埋堆, 唔喜歡就當見唔到啦, 哈哈哈!! 點都好, 廢話少說, 衷心感謝一年來大家嘅支持, 無論係長期十卜, 無論係偶爾到訪, 甚至係消失無影.. 恭喜所有得奬嘅朋友, 2015希望大家繼續努力留言, 2016我哋呢個平台再見!! :)
it's again the biggest event of this blog once every year.. probably some may wonder why i am doing this, some may find this a small circle game, some may think i'm just giving prizes to everyone.. however if this can make everyone happy but not hurt a single person, why not?? i really don't mind using this channel to thank my readers.. join us if you like, or just ignore if you don't, haha!! anyway, enough of nonsense but let me sincerely show my appreciation to your support throughout the year, no matter it's long term, no matter it's occasional or even already gone.. congratulations to all winners, hopefully everyone continues to leave comments in 2015, and we shall meet again on the platform in 2016!! :)
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2015.01.06 | 最後戰績

[Volume 10 Issue 1, #1983]
Comment Chart : DECEMBER & QUARTER 4, 2014
Congratulations to All Winners
2015年新年快樂!! 新嘅一年第一個貼, 就梗係為大家揭曉留言排行榜啦.. 今日一口氣為大家揭曉兩個榜, 大家頂唔頂得住先?? 哈哈.. 今日一貼亦代表我已總結2014年所有留言(因此大家亦勿需再為舊貼留言), 等我哋大家可前進繼續為2015更努力留言!! 放心喎, 今年我好大可能會放慢寫貼嘅, 嘻嘻!! 恭喜所有榜上留名嘅朋友, 多謝各位讀者嘅支持, 更精彩的尚未來到, 我哋齊齊嚟期待正月八日, 一年一度嘅[SK/0617]博客大賞MMXIV嘅來臨啦!! 大家准備好攞奬未?? 到時再見~~ :)

注: 今日關閉留言, 公佈留言排行榜啫, 唔需要留言啦.. :p
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015!! the very first post of the new year must be none other than announcing the comments chart and today, not only one but two charts at the same time, can you handle it?? hahahaha.. anyway, with these charts, i conclude all comments for the year 2014 (so, no need to backdate-comment anymore) and let's move on to spam more comments in 2015!! no worries as i may very likely slow down, heeheehee.. congratulations to all winners and thank you to all readers, but the best is yet to come, let us all look forward to the annual [SK/0617] Bloggers Awards MMXIV on 8th January, are you ready to receive personalized prizes?? see you soon~~ :)

Note: Commenting disabled for this post.. Chart only mah, no need to comment la.. :D
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2014年十二月留言排行榜 | Comment Chart for DECEMBER 2014
#(#)博客 Blogger得分
Score
頻密度
Freq
留言
Comment
FC
1(1)  Hayley @ Hayley and Herself
★★ 兩個月冠軍!! Two months at #1!!
21.112/12128-
2(4)  Twilight Man @ TWILIGHT ZONE17.912/12841
3(5)  Phong Hong @ Phong Hong Bakes17.012/12713
4(15)  Princess Ribbon @ Breathe a little Slow down
★★ 最佳進步!! Best Improvement!!
15.612/12681
5(3)  Small Kucing @ SMALL KUCING15.612/1245-
6(6)ChrisAu @ times of refreshing15.212/1249-
7(8)Yannie @ Blog with Yan14.812/1250-
8(2)小影 @ As An Unrest Life
★★ 最早鳥兒!! The Earliest Bird!!
14.712/12226
9(7)mun @ (Eat to Live) or (Live to Eat)13.412/1217-
10(9)lina @ Life In My Own Backyard13.212/1230-
11(11)RealGunners @ REALGUNNERS BLOG13.112/1216-
12(12)海市蜃樓 @ 海市蜃樓12.512/1213-
13(14)Somewhere in SG @ Somewhere in SG Blog12.112/1214-
14(10)reana claire @ Caring Is Not Only Sharing10.910/1211-
15(13)wenn @ Experiences10.810/1210-
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2014年第四季留言排行榜 | Comment Chart for Q4 2014
#(#)博客 Blogger得分
Score
頻密度
Freq
留言
Comment
FC
1(2)  Hayley @ Hayley and Herself52.534/34
(100.0%)
251-
2(1)  Small Kucing @ SMALL KUCING47.034/34
(100.0%)
236-
3(6)  Twilight Man @ TWILIGHT ZONE45.834/34
(100.0%)
2341
4(4)  Phong Hong @ Phong Hong Bakes44.234/34
(100.0%)
1763
5(3)  ChrisAu @ times of refreshing43.533/34
(97.1%)
180-
6(9)小影 @ As An Unrest Life
★★ 最早鳥兒!! The Earliest Bird!!
42.934/34
(100.0%)
10726
7(5)mun @ (Eat to Live) or (Live to Eat)40.734/34
(100.0%)
166-
8(11)Yannie @ Blog with Yan40.234/34
(100.0%)
1361
9(7)lina @ Life In My Own Backyard38.534/34
(100.0%)
104-
10(8)Princess Ribbon @ Breathe a little Slow down37.634/34
(100.0%)
2232
11(16)RealGunners @ REALGUNNERS BLOG
★★ 最佳進步!! Best Improvement!!
37.134/34
(100.0%)
53-
12(13)海市蜃樓 @ 海市蜃樓35.834/34
(100.0%)
40-
13(15)Somewhere in SG @ Somewhere in SG Blog34.834/34
(100.0%)
49-
14(12)wenn @ Experiences33.431/34
(91.2%)
32-
15(10)reana claire @ Caring Is Not Only Sharing33.330/34
(88.2%)
36-
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