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03.08.2007 | 地獄電話費

[以下呢則笑話, 送畀我所有日做夜做, 永無休止嘅Audit界朋友..]

話說從前有一位政治家, 一位工程師同埋一位專業核數師死後齊齊落到地獄.. 地獄使者接待佢哋之時, 准許佢哋每人可以打一通電話去人間一了心願..

政治家首先撥通點話去總統府, 用咗五分鐘了解同僚為國家人民繼續盡心盡力之後, 地獄使者向佢索求五萬蚊電話費.. 政治家問點解咁貴, 地獄使者話因為地獄到人間吖嘛, 冇收貴佢架喇..

輪到工程師撥通電話去工場地盤, 用咗十分鐘了解工程進行得如火如荼, 放下心頭大石後地獄使者向佢索求十萬蚊電話費.. 政治家問點解咁貴, 地獄使者話因為地獄到人間吖嘛, 冇收貴佢架喇..

最後輪到核數師撥通電話去公司, 用咗二十分鐘了解同事工作進度, 地獄使者竟然只係向佢索求廿蚊電話費.. 於是引起政治家同工程師不滿, 認為收費大細超.. 結果地獄使者解釋話因為個核數師係由地獄打去地獄吖嘛, 咪就係當local call咁嚟計所以咁平囉..
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2 comments:

  1. one thing i have to say :) their hell is not forever! once they pass this hell.. (maybe in 2 years or so -- even though it is still considered long in hell), they are in paradise! dont you agree? :D

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  2. hmm, i think they are still in hell if they cannot get out of it, or perhaps better paid hell, hahaha!! you need to know not many people are as lucky as SH though..

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