26.12.2008 | 直腸直肚

噚日去城中某商場行街飲茶, 週圍都係人潮, 所以如果講嘢稍為大聲啲, 週圍實有人聽得到.. 就咁非常之唔覺意之下, 聽到以下兩段談話, 直腸直肚, 畀著係我嘅話真係唔知畀咩反應好..

直腸直肚[一]
路人甲:「呢間商場個聖誕樹, 白曬曬成舊塗滿忌廉嘅大蛋糕咁, 都唔知邊鬼個設計嘅, 真係核鬼突!!」如果你係個設計師, 畀比你聽到有個路人咁樣嚟彈你件作品, 你會去即刻搵個窿捐, 定係直頭鬧佢唔認識欣賞件藝術品呢?? [注: 大家應該知道我講緊邊間商場啦呵?? 估中冇獎..]

直腸直肚[二]
咖啡室內顧客甲剛到步, 佢個朋友顧客乙未等佢坐低, 就先同佢握手大聲諷刺話:「好耐唔見噃, 喺MSN度delete咗我哩??」霎時間顧客甲所有朋友(包括乙自己)都已經笑到趴喺度, 唯獨顧客甲一臉錯愕兼尷尬地半企半坐姿勢維持數秒之久.. 呢個故事教訓我哋, 除非自莫為, 所以唔好隨便delete你仲有可能見面嘅朋友囉, 畀人問到口啞啞, 幾咁難堪呢?? 哈哈~~

was shopping and having drinks in one of the mall in town yesterday, was really packed with people then, if you talk slightly louder, for sure there will be somebody who can overhear you.. and as such, i overheard two conversations below, rather straight to the point and mean i would say, so mean that it will be too tough to handle..

[straight to the point 1]
shopper A: "i really have no idea who designed this christmas tree, all in white but just look like a big cake with cream all over, very ugly indeed lor" (not forgetting the very malaysian style closing word lor to emphasize) if you were the designer and you overheard that from a shopper, would you quickly find a hole to bury your face into the ground, or would you criticize him for not being artistic enough to accept this masterpiece of yours?? [note: guess you should know which shopping mall i'm refering to right?? no prize for the bingos though..]

[straing to the point 2]
in a cafe, patron A was fashionably late and before he could actually sit down, his friend patron B quickly shook hand with him and cynically say out loud: "long time no see, how's thing going? deleted me from MSN hor??" (not forgetting the very singaporean style closing word hor to emphasize).. all his friends (including patron B himself) suddenly burst out into laughters, poor patron A was so ashamed and guilty, until he kept still with his half-stood and half-seated pose for few seconds.. this taught us a good lesson, don't do it if you don't wish people to know, if you think you still have chance to meet up a friend, don't delete him/her off from MSN.. it just get so embarrassed when asked why they have been deleted.. haha!!