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04.12.2008 | 痛恨小強

我非常非常之憎恨小強, 畀我見親我都會要置佢於死地.. 喺戶外, 我會一腳就踩死佢, 然之後再扭多兩扭腳板, 確定將佢磨到血肉模糊先會罷休.. 喺室內, 我會用紙巾捉住佢, 然之後將佢劈入廁所一嘢沖佢落屎坑, 見到佢搏命游上水面掙扎嘅樣, 好鬼心涼囉..

諗起多年前, 有隻小強趁我瞓著之後, 失驚無神咁捐入我個耳朵入邊, 我就好懷恨在心!! 係, 你冇睇錯, 真係由我個耳窿捐咗入去!! 結果出唔到去, 猛咁喺入邊掙扎, 捐上捐落, 我真係畀佢折磨到發晒癲架喇!! 最後向潮州嫂求助, 佢幫我滴咗兩滴藥油入耳仔, 隻小強hi到藥油驚啦, 就一嘢沖入耳道內, 呢嘢最痛喇!! 好彩最終佢都畀藥油殺死, 我就用支籤慢慢撩佢出嚟.. 撩佢出嚟已經係分晒屍架喇, 不過砌返之後真係頗大隻囉, 都唔明佢點樣(同點解)捐入去, 好彩我個耳膜吉人天相咋..

阿彌陀佛, 我為我呢個殘酷嘅殺生手段讖悔, 不過大家明白點解我同小強如此深仇大恨啦?? 順便一提, 我個名簡稱SK, 不過我唔係叫做小強噃, 澄清一下..i hate cockroaches, whenever i see one i will do my best to bring it to death.. when outdoor, i will just step hard on it, twist my foot a little to make sure that i have crushed it till mashed before i let go my foot.. when indoor, i'll use paper to catch it and throw it into the toilet, one flush and let it go down the drain, looking at how it struggles for life, i really feel good..

i still remember many years ago, a cockroach crawled into my ear while i was sleeping deeply.. no joke and you got it right.. that creature just crawled into my ear from the hole, get caught inside and struggling to escape from INSIDE my ear!! that was really an excruciating experience, that bloody creature crawling aimlessly inside my ear and i almost gone crazy then!! so helpless that i just gotta get help from mum, she dropped two droplets of medicated oil into my ear.. the moment she dropped was the moment i felt greatest pain, as the creature crawled even deeper into my ear to avoid the oil.. fortunately the medicated oil killed the cockroach at last, and i used a stick to dig the shit corpse out.. by the time i digged it out, the creature was already into few pieces, getting them back together and i realised how big it actually was!! i really had no idea how (and why) it got into my ear, but luckily my ear drum was not hurt at all or else i'm half deaf now..

i gotta confess for being that cruel to cockroaches, but then because of that incident you can understand why i hate cockroaches so much as if they are my past life enemies.. and ooh, my name is abbreviated as SK, but i am not Siu Keong (a humanised name for cockroaches) actually, just to clarify..
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22 comments:

  1. 小強 once accompanied me in the classroom all morning. i couldn't do anything as i was in a class and actually dare not take it out also. i had to push my foot really hard on the floor and twisted as hard too. horrible horrible horrible. that was a stressful day.

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  2. Wow, that was really a painful experience. But I don't like them either even though I don't have such bad experiences. Just don't like the look of it and flying insects!!

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  3. Urrgh...cringe, cringe. Another irrefutable proof that past traumatic experiences can have various degree of lasting impact on the present. (I absolutely hate spiders. Used to love playing with fighting spiders when in primary school years. One ended up in my ear. Parents had a hard time getting it flushed out too!). Ah well, at least your sense of humour is still intact (Hilarious Tamil reply to your blogger friend. Mind to translate? Hahaha ^o^)

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  4. yeee ... such a bizzare experience! worse than my 'snake incident' which has 'gifted' me with the ultimate phobia in my life ... but compared to your siukeong, no problem la ... you have bygone mah! so just wondering, what would you do when you see flying siukeongs a?

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  5. Chloe:
    hmm?? so confused here.. what do you mean by "accompanied" and "dare not take it out"?? you mean you kept that creature inside your pocket?? OMG~~

    K|E|E|N|Y|E|E:
    huh!! you better not pray for such painful experience though.. next time when we see a cockroach, let's see who will kill it faster, haha!! :p

    Anon:
    i only hate cockroaches, as for spiders well i will kind of leave them on the web though, just no fond and no hatred towards them..
    that piece of tamil paragraphed was copy & pasted from somewhere, i don't know what it mean too LOL..

    csws:
    huh?? what kind of experience you had with snakes?? i just know you have a serious degree of phobia towards snakes but don't know the cause.. tell me in MSN later laa, hehe :)

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  6. [SK]: I can kill it if it's crawling. When it flies, it's all yours. I might run miles away in a second..hehe.

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  7. like this also can happen? so scarry!! i hate them too!!

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  8. probably my parent's house isn't that tidy and clean, mickey mouse and siew keong have kinda became part of the family.. i used to see them running around, but i don't have any disugsting feeling at all..

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  9. K|E|E|N|Y|E|E:
    don't be scared, SK is in the living room!! i'll protect you, haha.. in that flying roaches case, i think the best weapon would be those electric mosquito killer racquet~~

    pooityng:
    yeah, though kind of weird but it just happened!! i still can't figure out how it gets in lor..

    Dreamer:
    well, mickey mouse you really cannot do anything frankly other than setting traps.. but for siu keong, i sure will take action to kill them lor..

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  10. shit~ i hate crocoaches a lot !!!
    Not jst hate...i'm afraid of them as well :P but i will not kill them like u~ i prefer insect-killer

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  11. I always had to conduct the biology lessons & the pupils are so scared to 'operate' them! The smell is so awful & original.

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  12. I hate Siu Keong too... I will send them to another world when i saw one...

    Sigh! my housemate in Uganda don't mind staying together with Siu Keong...

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  13. ~LeuMas~:
    i don't really scared unless they are those flying cockroaches.. anyway the hatred has overcome the fear, that's why i still will want to kill them!!

    MiChi:
    oh really?? that's so disgusting to operate cockcroaches!! but i think i'm more than happy to do that, hahaha :p

    TZ:
    perhaps your Uganda friend has already gave up killing them, since the more he kills the more they appear, so why not just relax and befriend with them?? LOL..

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  14. Everybody is being so cruel now. Talks about killing..hehe

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  15. 哈哈,还记得我第一次打小强的时候。。。

    把杂志卷起来,大大力打下去!看到它还会动几下,我就再打多几下。
    结果那本杂志就丢掉了。

    而我姐杀小强的方法更厉害。看到它就淋水,然后再慢慢用洗碗剂一滴一滴倒在它上面。

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  16. I just hate the fact that when I wanna avoid them, they seem to crawl towards ya!

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  17. it was in my shoe, on the right one, i still remember very clearly

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  18. K|E|E|N|Y|E|E:
    i'm looking forward to meeting you up to talk about all those methods to kill cockroaches, am sure you got loads to tell.. haha!!

    FoonG:
    哈哈, 我也有試過類似你姐的方法, 我先倒水然後再撒ENO上去, 看到ENO遇水所產生那些化學氣泡, 簡直就把那小強折騰到死去了, 哇哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!

    William:
    that's why i hate cockroaches!! i would have not killed them if they have not crawled into my ears..

    Chloe:
    OMG!! INSIDE your shoes?? i'm sure you foot must be very ticklish for the whole day!! yaaaakkksss, so you kept that bloody creature until you got back home?? yiiieeee..

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  19. I believe that none of you ever killed so many cockroaches like me. I used to boil big pots of water to pour into the drains at my previous home. The roaches would come out dancing to their death. Some days I used cans of Ridsect to spray the whole drain, again to see hundreds of them die die die die die!
    One day, I stopped killing & attended several repent session prayers & dedicated merits to my creditors. Those cockroaches came to my dream & SPOKE TO ME!!! Another time was the Cockroach King in gold colour wearing its royal cape came to speak to me too. They were always taller than me. Shit! That was one of the worst dreams I had. One told me indirectly that they've forgiven me for killing since I 'ferried' them to paradise & shortened their cycles in 6 samsara.
    I know that I sound like talking crap again. Want me to swear as usual??
    Yengga poreng ngeh!

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  20. yende Twilight bulana.. finally the truth is revealed, you are actually the King of Roaches Killers!! hahahaha.. so have you stop killing roaches after those series of dreams?? hmmm, i killed lots of ants recently, i wonder when they will come to threatened me in my dreams, scary scary~~

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  21. 哇!!!你真系福大命大咯. 我殺小強系睇乜野順手就一野打落去, 拖鞋系我既屠強刀. 哈哈

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  22. tagnan:
    我都覺得係囉, 咁大隻小強捐入個耳仔.. 不過噚晚見到隻超大隻嘅, 竟然畀佢走甩, 真係失望!!!

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