我非常非常之憎恨小強, 畀我見親我都會要置佢於死地.. 喺戶外, 我會一腳就踩死佢, 然之後再扭多兩扭腳板, 確定將佢磨到血肉模糊先會罷休.. 喺室內, 我會用紙巾捉住佢, 然之後將佢劈入廁所一嘢沖佢落屎坑, 見到佢搏命游上水面掙扎嘅樣, 好鬼心涼囉..
諗起多年前, 有隻小強趁我瞓著之後, 失驚無神咁捐入我個耳朵入邊, 我就好懷恨在心!! 係, 你冇睇錯, 真係由我個耳窿捐咗入去!! 結果出唔到去, 猛咁喺入邊掙扎, 捐上捐落, 我真係畀佢折磨到發晒癲架喇!! 最後向潮州嫂求助, 佢幫我滴咗兩滴藥油入耳仔, 隻小強hi到藥油驚啦, 就一嘢沖入耳道內, 呢嘢最痛喇!! 好彩最終佢都畀藥油殺死, 我就用支籤慢慢撩佢出嚟.. 撩佢出嚟已經係分晒屍架喇, 不過砌返之後真係頗大隻囉, 都唔明佢點樣(同點解)捐入去, 好彩我個耳膜吉人天相咋..
阿彌陀佛, 我為我呢個殘酷嘅殺生手段讖悔, 不過大家明白點解我同小強如此深仇大恨啦?? 順便一提, 我個名簡稱SK, 不過我唔係叫做小強噃, 澄清一下..i hate cockroaches, whenever i see one i will do my best to bring it to death.. when outdoor, i will just step hard on it, twist my foot a little to make sure that i have crushed it till mashed before i let go my foot.. when indoor, i'll use paper to catch it and throw it into the toilet, one flush and let it go down the drain, looking at how it struggles for life, i really feel good..
i still remember many years ago, a cockroach crawled into my ear while i was sleeping deeply.. no joke and you got it right.. that creature just crawled into my ear from the hole, get caught inside and struggling to escape from INSIDE my ear!! that was really an excruciating experience, that bloody creature crawling aimlessly inside my ear and i almost gone crazy then!! so helpless that i just gotta get help from mum, she dropped two droplets of medicated oil into my ear.. the moment she dropped was the moment i felt greatest pain, as the creature crawled even deeper into my ear to avoid the oil.. fortunately the medicated oil killed the cockroach at last, and i used a stick to dig the shit corpse out.. by the time i digged it out, the creature was already into few pieces, getting them back together and i realised how big it actually was!! i really had no idea how (and why) it got into my ear, but luckily my ear drum was not hurt at all or else i'm half deaf now..
i gotta confess for being that cruel to cockroaches, but then because of that incident you can understand why i hate cockroaches so much as if they are my past life enemies.. and ooh, my name is abbreviated as SK, but i am not Siu Keong (a humanised name for cockroaches) actually, just to clarify..