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12.12.2008 | 唔準笑啊

打開報紙成日都會睇到啲打劫呀偷竊呀殺人嘅事件, 我住嗰區其實已經係出晒名嘅搶劫黑區..

噚晚返到屋企, 我家姐八畀我知, 話對面屋個「靚女師奶」下晝殘遭搶劫, 而且仲搞到喺條街度扑親添(如果扑街唔係解作粗口, 我覺得呢個詞其實好適合用于呢個動作上, 嘿嘿!!).. 對面位「靚女師奶」雖則個人係幾nice, 之不過其實係個八通街嘅中年少婦, 所以我哋都對佢冇乜好感.. 但係知道佢殘被洗劫, 仲要四腳貼地咁扑親之後, 都戥佢唔抵, 可憐佢嘅遭遇囉..

當我個心戥佢閉翳之際, 家姐忽然繼續話我知, 佢其實係畀人搶走一蚊咁多!! 係呀, 係一蚊, one dollar, satu ringgit, jit koh, 你冇睇錯.. 煞時間我毫無防備, 覺得好搞笑, 好想笑出嚟但係死忍.. 人哋咁不幸遇劫, 我如果仲悲中生樂, 似乎唔係幾有人性呀呵?? 所以話, 你哋睇完都唔準笑啊!! :)you are flipping the newspaper pages, everyday you see robberies, buglaries, suicidal etc news.. and the area that i'm living now is actually one of the notorious robbery active area..

went home last night when my sis told me that the "pretty auntie" staying opposite was robbed in the afternoon, and fell down on her face flat on the street.. that "pretty auntie" opposite us is actually quite a nice person, but she is also one gossiper near-middle-age housewife, that is why we don't really fond of her actually.. however having known how unfortunate she was to be robbed and fell flat on her face, i did feel rather sorry for her..

when my heart was kind of sad for her, my sis continued with the amount of money she was robbed.. it was one ringgit!! uh uh uh, you read it exactly correct, it was ONE ringgit, satu ringgit, jit koh no joke.. i was so unprepared for this sudden "information bomb" i found it so sacarstic and really wanted to burst into laughter, but i just didn't.. she was so unfortunate, and if i still laugh on her mishap, i would be very inhumane indeed.. so, after reading this, my readers, please DO NOT laugh or giggle also!! :)
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16 comments:

  1. 真的很...惨喔!

    抢劫案真的很普遍咧,不过被抢一块钱有够稀奇的。
    看来坏人越来越没脑了。

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  2. Hi, wow this is a bilingual blog! Thanks for dropping by my blog and leaving your comments.

    Feel sorry for the lady but RM1! OMG! How unfortunate to fall flat on face for just RM1! I'm not laughing, honest! : )

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  3. oh poor thing she is.. you should send her flowers instead, haha!!

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  4. FoonG:
    我倒是覺得那搶匪發現錢包只有一塊錢後會嘆倒霉.. 不過我真的還是要詛咒那個搶匪, 不得好死!!

    foongpc:
    thanks for visiting and commenting too.. yeah, that was very unfortunate of her, let alone the money, i think she was shocked to scare also..

    wesley:
    no need laa, don't have to be so pretentious, just care about her in heart will do.. :)

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  5. the moral of the story is ... always have rm50 with you whenever u go out. so that ( touch wood ) if got robbed oso ppl wont laugh at you......

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  6. For the first time i pity a robber.

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  7. Danny:
    but the thing is, i will never only bring RM1 with me whenever i go out lor.. even if i just go buy newspaper also not enough lor :p

    Chloe:
    well this is nothing.. i had another friend who was robbed 50 sen!! and he cried to the teacher, but that was in schooltime, hahaha~~

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  8. Interesting, a bilingual blog. Give me a chance to improve my chinese.

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  9. this is the first time i heard of such "low value" robbery case!! oh my holy jesus christ..

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  10. iml:
    i'm actually giving myself a chance to improve my english, haha!! thanks for dropping by anyway :)

    Anonymous:
    err, first time for RM1 no doubt, but i have heard of 50sen also, even "lower value" than this.. haha :)

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  11. tat's the danger situation we are living in right now but our police said its just perception

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  12. wah, very scary....every where robbery...this is the 4th case I heard in one week time!

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  13. Johnny Ong:
    well, our police only pay attentions to those cases that has already brought up to national awareness.. little "household" cases?? you can just excuse them..

    慧沁:
    i think you are very safe, you have multiple locks for your gates and doors, and you have got your cabinet to block your door also, i guess the thief would have been exhausted even if he successfully entered your room.. haha :p

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  14. hahaha, dun laugh ah, may be you will block the doors with more things if you were me leh!

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  15. gila 。。咁辛苦淨話劫到嗰一蚊。。哈哈。。Ooops﹐我笑了。。

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  16. 慧沁:
    no wor, i open my doors wide wide when i'm sleeping de.. just make sure the gates and main doors are locked securely lor.. BTW, have you considered putting a baseball bat beside you?? :p

    mynicole:
    auntie, 你好衰架, 你哋大家都係auntie你竟然笑人嘅~~ 哈哈 :p

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