設定貼子語言 Set language for posts :
中文
English
中英雙文 English & Chinese

09.12.2008 | 隔空傳訊

噚日同朋友由PD返嚟KL, 可能午餐食得太多, 所以喺商場行行吓忽然間感到有便意, 於是就去健身院借個方便.. 其實健身院除咗健身之外, 每次濕平嘅時候若果人有三急, 我都會不厭其煩登門造訪, 因為比起公廁, 佢係衛生好多而且又冇閑雜人等囉.. 話說回頭, 咁啱我同朋友同時感到有便意(唔通會傳染??), 於是兩人就齊齊去如廁, 坐正廁格兩隔離.. 忽然之間, 我好抵死咁拎起部手機SMS隔離位朋友(因為大聲講嘢好鬼麻甩吖嘛), 交談內容大致如下:

我: 朋友, 打攪晒, 你順唔順啊?? :)
友: 超順.. 頭先見你飛奔入廁所, 好急咩?? :D
我: 都唔係嘅.. 我尚有頗多喎, 你搞掂喺出邊等我啦.. :)
友: 你得架喇你.. :p

雖然係好自然嘅一回事, 但係我覺得此情此景係好搞笑囉(又或者你覺得核突呢??), 哈哈!! 我其實鐘意不拘小節嘅朋友, 可以同我一齊講笑而且癲得又玩得嘅朋友我更加喜歡..back to KL from PD yesterday, was shopping with a friend when i suddenly felt like going for a poo (maybe lunch was too heavy i supposed), and hence went to the gym to borrow some convenience.. besides working out in the gym, whenever i feel like taking a convenient break while shopping, i will always go to the gym without feeling any hassle, as the restroom is a lot more hygiene and less "patrons" compared to the public ones.. back to the poo-poo, so coincidently my friend felt the same too, so we both went to the restroom together, occupying two adjacent stalls.. i suddenly became mischievous and started to SMS him (as it's too gross to shout and talk in such situation and location), our conversation happened to be something like this..

me: ello my friend, are you smooth?? :)
him: hehe yeah.. saw you rushing just now, very tight?? :D
me: not really.. i still have more to go, wait for me outside when you're done :)
him: oh god, you are super!! :p

although it's something very natural, but i still think it's rather funny for us to converse in such a situation (or you think that was disgusting??), hahaha!! anyway i actually like friends who are easy going and humorous, especially those who can make jokes together and also take up jokes..
Rate this post:

17 comments:

  1. LoL... u have to thanks to the texting technology for communication... :p

    ReplyDelete
  2. OMG ! You even took photos of your text messages when you were in the loo. U r disgusting ;)

    ReplyDelete
  3. what a conversation...
    i like to irritate one of my friend keep on asking question while he was in the toilet...
    excuse me.. mr wong... wong sin sang......

    ReplyDelete
  4. 好好玩,在隔壁"方便"都可以那么好玩!
    你真行!

    ReplyDelete
  5. hahaha, that is very mischievous of you indeed!! anyway, that's the only "entertainment" when you are in the toilet, hahaha :p

    ReplyDelete
  6. hmm.. that was quite "weird" to me! anyway, it is funny and very mischevious!!

    ReplyDelete
  7. luckily ur HP didnt drop into the loo....

    ReplyDelete
  8. Awful but interesting. Let's try it someday together-gether.

    ReplyDelete
  9. 厉害,佩服。哈哈 :D

    ReplyDelete
  10. 你地好无聊!!

    ReplyDelete
  11. OMG! KEENYEE wanna try too! It's like I smell yours and you smell mine. LOL...!!!!!!!
    SK you really full of smelly shit stories but I LOVE THEM all lah. Ha ha ha! Next time, shoot your dump and text to let KEENYEE to compare next door!

    ReplyDelete
  12. TZ:
    well, don't you just love the text messaging technology too?? it comes just so handy..

    shirls:
    aiyoh, no laa, how could i have time to do all that in the toilet.. i just snapped it later on :)

    Danny:
    who is that Mr Wong?? did he ever reply you when you disturb him?? haha..

    taihoong大雄:
    哈哈, 歹勢喇, 只是一時無聊貪玩而已.. 你也可以試試啊~~ :p

    wesley:
    well, just suddenly have that thought, and didn't expect my friend to interact so well too, hehehe :p

    E.T:
    weird but something new to you right?? maybe you could try it one day, hahaha!!

    ReplyDelete
  13. ~LeuMas~:
    for sure my phone won't drop into the loo, cos i was sitting on it!! waaahahaha~~

    mynicole:
    auntie, 你冇事吖嘛??

    K|E|E|N|Y|E|E:
    haha, sure no problem!! let's do it someday together-gether lor.. didn't know you have this "fetish" as well, hehe :p

    yee:
    不好意思喇, 其實你也可以的~~ :p

    pooityng:
    你太守舊了, 這種才叫做生活情趣嘛.. :)

    Twilight Zone:
    maybe next time keenyee and i should record down our "dumping" noise and show it to you, i'm sure you gonna be extremely excited about it.. hahahaha!!!

    ReplyDelete
  14. I'm open for anything new and fresh. Never try never know. Twilight is interested to join as well? You are most welcome.:)

    ReplyDelete
  15. Medie007:
    life is full of fun waiting for you to discover dude, haha :p

    K|E|E|N|Y|E|E:
    ooh, didn't expect you are so open to experiment!! so let's make it a date then, haha!! :p

    ReplyDelete