噚日同朋友由PD返嚟KL, 可能午餐食得太多, 所以喺商場行行吓忽然間感到有便意, 於是就去健身院借個方便.. 其實健身院除咗健身之外, 每次濕平嘅時候若果人有三急, 我都會不厭其煩登門造訪, 因為比起公廁, 佢係衛生好多而且又冇閑雜人等囉.. 話說回頭, 咁啱我同朋友同時感到有便意(唔通會傳染??), 於是兩人就齊齊去如廁, 坐正廁格兩隔離.. 忽然之間, 我好抵死咁拎起部手機SMS隔離位朋友(因為大聲講嘢好鬼麻甩吖嘛), 交談內容大致如下:
我: 朋友, 打攪晒, 你順唔順啊?? :)
友: 超順.. 頭先見你飛奔入廁所, 好急咩?? :D
我: 都唔係嘅.. 我尚有頗多喎, 你搞掂喺出邊等我啦.. :)
友: 你得架喇你.. :p
雖然係好自然嘅一回事, 但係我覺得此情此景係好搞笑囉(又或者你覺得核突呢??), 哈哈!! 我其實鐘意不拘小節嘅朋友, 可以同我一齊講笑而且癲得又玩得嘅朋友我更加喜歡..back to KL from PD yesterday, was shopping with a friend when i suddenly felt like going for a poo (maybe lunch was too heavy i supposed), and hence went to the gym to borrow some convenience.. besides working out in the gym, whenever i feel like taking a convenient break while shopping, i will always go to the gym without feeling any hassle, as the restroom is a lot more hygiene and less "patrons" compared to the public ones.. back to the poo-poo, so coincidently my friend felt the same too, so we both went to the restroom together, occupying two adjacent stalls.. i suddenly became mischievous and started to SMS him (as it's too gross to shout and talk in such situation and location), our conversation happened to be something like this..
me: ello my friend, are you smooth?? :)
him: hehe yeah.. saw you rushing just now, very tight?? :D
me: not really.. i still have more to go, wait for me outside when you're done :)
him: oh god, you are super!! :p
although it's something very natural, but i still think it's rather funny for us to converse in such a situation (or you think that was disgusting??), hahaha!! anyway i actually like friends who are easy going and humorous, especially those who can make jokes together and also take up jokes..