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20.11.2008 | 最愛水果

記得四年班有次作文題係《我最喜愛的水果》, 點解我咁記得?? 應該係講點解我咁耿耿于懷?? 其實講開有段古嘅..

話說當時老師出咗個題目, 之後就舉咗個例教大家點樣寫, 教教下佢成篇作文寫咗喺個黑板上囉.. 咁佢個例係榴槤, 我不嬲就至憎食榴槤架嘛, 所以咪冇跟(嚴格嚟講我應該用個抄字)囉, 就甚有骨氣地憑自己嘅實力, 以一顆赤子之心落筆寫西瓜, 我真係好鐘意食西瓜架.. 結果兩日後老師批閱完畢, 發現隔離同學對住個黑板原原本本抄返嚟嘅我最喜愛的水果是榴槤, 竟然得個A等.. 而我篇我最喜愛的水果是西瓜竟然得C等!! 嘩, 係有些少錯漏, 不過我覺得自己篇原著作文都寫得頗好喎, 唔係咁唔畀面係嘛?? 你知唔知你嚴重打擊我弱小嘅心靈架??

個老師一定係憎恨我冇抄佢嘅範例, 要佢嘥精神批閱.. 而且我覺得佢一向嚟都偏袒隔離同學架囉, 唔係點解抄襲鬧都唔鬧就畀個A等人啊?? 正大細超!! 都唔知隔離同學畀咗咩迷藥佢.. 定係有次老師結婚翌日, 頂住個超搞笑黑到閃嘅大波卷髮返學, 畀佢見到我喺度偷笑添呢??!!i still remember there was once a composition titled "my favourite fruit" in my grade 4, but why the hell i can remember thatso well?? there was a story behind actually that i'm gonna share now..

the story starts with the teacher writing the composition title on the board, and then she started to explain how we should structure and write about the favourite fruit, and as she explained she wrote down the whole contents of the composition on the board.. the example she used was durian, and that king of fruits is actually out of my like list and to my greatest dislike actually, hence i didn't follow what she has written (or more precisely i should use the word copy huh??) and started off with my own composition on my all time favourite watermelon.. two days later, i found out that the guy next to me got an A for his composition, that was totally and blindly a copy from the contents on the board.. whereas my watermelon, i admit albeit some mistakes it was quite beautifully written, but what i was given with the sincere effort was a C!! hello, you bl**dy hell, that was original and not plagiarism, i deserve such a humiliating grade?? didn't you know that would hurt my little heart a lot??

the teacher must be mad at me for not "following" her example, and gave her extra effort to mark my composition, else that would not result in a plagiarism getting an A and an original getting a C, agree?? furthermore i always think she was bias to the guy next to me, wonder what has he given her in advantage?? hmmm, that was just so unfair!! or perhaps there was one day, the next day after her wedding i guessed, when she came into the class with a super funny shinning black big curl wavy hair, and she saw me giggling (secretly of course) at my seat??!!
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23 comments:

  1. wow, i supposed that was ages ago and you still remember how bad your teacher treated you!! :p i think if i ever know you, i must remember not to offend you, hahaha!!

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  2. Yeah many teachers were unfair during my time too, that's why I will never blog good about them! Protest! Hey, why didn't you pooh your dump once more for not getting an "A"!!!



    LOL...... I love your poo-pooh posting!

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  3. I don't recall writing such essay in Year 4. Given our 'advanced' educational standard, writing 我最喜愛的水果 seems a bit too sap sap soi. Gan jik hai mou yok zi wei.

    The thing happened so long ago..no need to be bitterlah.

    Who was the guy anyway? `

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  4. hmmm who was the teacher? i am 100% sure i wasn't impressed by the essay on durian haha simply because i've never been a fan of durian! standard 4, chinese teacher? hmm fang fong ying?

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  5. wah...u still can remember ah~~

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  6. fang fong ying standard 2 lah. standard 4 was xu siew chu.

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  7. wesley:
    haha, yes, and now that you know me a little more deeper.. don't ever offend me, i'll complain!! hahaha :p

    Twilight Zone:
    i only think teachers that didn't bias with me are unfair, not the other way round, hahahaha!! aiyoh, no laa, can't get an "A" doesn't mean i need to pooh pooh on the teacher's face maa, somemore that time not a small kid anymore what..

    MH POON:
    yes there was, and i still remember because of the unfair treat!! that was morning session, remember we follow the saap saap suey government syllabus in the morning?? that explain why you think that's simple.. i'm ok laa, not bitter just recall and tell the story.. that guy is your good cousin lor, the teacher always bias on him de ma..

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  8. csws:
    haha, you wrote something else ah?? then sure you didn't get an "A" for that lor.. hahaha!! grade 4 chinese teacher is Xu Siew Zhu, i remember giggling together with you when we saw her hair perm de ma.. LOL :D

    squall:
    yes, because of that unfair treat on me i remember the whole damn thing!! haha :p

    MH POON:
    yes you are right!! mai jao hai xu siew zhu lor~~ she always bias KVS and TKM one, remember??

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  9. OK..I'll give u "A" for choosing watermelon over durian. I don't like durian too.

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  10. hahah i nearly forgot about xu xiu zhu lor, you can tell she's never my favourite hahah ya ya i remember her newly permed hair, it was straight after her wedding mah, remember? hahah ya the secret giggle, really hard to control horr hahaha .. i dont remember what i wrote lor, but i think it could be mangosteen???

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  11. K|E|E|N|Y|E|E:
    haha, thanks for the "A", you are such a kind person, i should have known you 20 years ago, hahaha :p

    csws:
    haha, she never my favourite too because she was a bias teacher.. i can really only remember her newly permed hair laa.. so who's your favourite?? wu miao lian?? haha, guess my favourite should be precious diamond lor, muaahahahaha!!

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  12. You sat next to KVS?? That must be a bad year for you.

    I haven't seen him for years. The last time I saw him, I was asked by my mom to 'volunteer' to bring him to Tit Da for his sprained ankle. That was bloody awkward!!

    I havent heard anyone mentioning TKM for many years. Thanks for reminding.

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  13. warrr PMH, KVS is ur cousin worr, why sitting next to him is bad lerr? haa my favourite teacher a, actually i really liked ms kong (eldest kong), why is wu miao lian my fav ler? i also like rosemary ong hahah coz her classes were fun and scary at the same time. then i remember ms chan who's a hard core esprit fan, she always wore esprit top with big bold ESPRIT across her chest de! of course your precious is diamond ong la hahaha

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  14. Yeen, I thought you liked the younger Kong. And also the ever-moody Miss Leong.

    My fav was Luo Siew Hua. Stern, but always fair.

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  15. MH POON:
    i think not next to me, but maybe two rows in front, u know i was taller than him that time maa.. haha!! and OMG, your relationship with him is still as loose as during the primary school time?? haha, it's been ages woh, i supposed you are matured enough to build a better relationship with your dear cousin?? haha..

    csws:
    haha, i know u like big kong, but that one is english teacher maa.. in terms of chinese teacher i always think you favourite wu miao lian de wor.. haha!! anyway, certainly not Mdm Nalaini and Ms Leong lor, and that Xu Fei Lan lor, gagagagaga!! of course i favourite diamond ong, since she favourite me also maa, right?? :p

    MH POON:
    i don't think csws will like that ever moody and emo Ms Leong woh.. haha!! Luo Xiu Hua is not bad, but a bit over stern lor, always created pressure during class, not a really good method~~

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  16. hmmm i dont really have a favourite chinese teacher, altho' i do like luo xiu hua and wo miao lian de and precious diamond de, nolar not ms leong la ... but dont forget didnt we all love mdm khoo (or mrs or ms khoo) hahaha

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  17. haha, i don't think there's anyone who likes Ms Leong lor.. yeah, i think your favourite was the ever classy Ms Khoo huh?? you cried like hell when she left, and then somebody found out she had a great laugh in the teacher's room after seeing us all crying for her.. since then totally discounted my like over her liao..

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  18. WTF??!! Did she really take the mickey out of us? All those tears wasted!

    No wonder when she returned a few years later we all gave her the cold shoulders.

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  19. no way ... did she really do that? nah i dont believe! refuse to believe! i also had no idea why we cried like that .. we were a weird bunch! i'd be scared if i were ms khoo mann...

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  20. MH POON:
    yeah that was true i heard from someone, heard her saying "the kids cried so adorable, hahaha!!".. and did she come back after few years?? can't remember..

    csws:
    that's the fact and just accept it laa, we were too young and naive that time to think she's such a great teacher.. i think your good friend WCC started, and then everyone sees everyone crying and so follow to cry lor..

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  21. really? i dont quite remember such details and i thought CSL started crying first?? she did return for a bit but not to teach as i recall, but i dont want to believe the rumour since i didnt hear it myself hahah ...

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  22. I can't remember which year that was. But I think WCC has already gone by then.

    I think Yeen is right. It seems more plausible that CSL started crying first. If not CSL, it got to be Yeen herself. Definitely not LHB.

    Aiyaa..nevermind who cried 1stlah. The tears were wasted anyway.

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  23. csws:
    yeah, was actually wondering if it was WCC or CSL, but i think most probably CSL, or maybe yourself lor.. haha!! aiyaa, already ham foong laa, whether it's true or not also not important.. :)

    MH POON:
    yeah definitely not LHB or KKT or PMH, hahaha!! anyway not everyone of us cried though, still remember there were some guys (yeah, we know who they are) who laughed at those who cried lor, hahaha!!

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