11.11.2008 | 笑談醜事

記得我以前小學時期係好怕醜嘅, 有嘢唔明唔夠膽舉手向老師發問, 就連想去廁所都唔夠膽同老師要求.. 所以一年班嘅時候, 發生咗數次令我瘀死畢生嘅事件.. 而家諗返起都真係會笑爆嘴, 唔怕型像盡毀都要同大家齊齊分享呢件趣事.. 你食緊嘢嘅話, 奉勸你都係唔好繼續睇落去, 我係一於豁晒出去架喇!!

話說有兩次因為上上吓堂, 個肚覺得唔舒服, 又唔敢同老師講話要上廁所喎.. 結果千忍萬忍始終忍唔到落堂, 於是就控制唔到, 終於「決堤」便到成地都係喇!! {-.-}" 就係因為隔離同學忽然間聞到有陣異味, 四圍探索之下, 驚見面青青嘅我, 郁都唔郁咁坐喺一pet半液狀便便上, 先揭發咗呢件令老師瞪大眼擘大嘴嚇到傻晒嘅事件.. 成班同學霎時間進入兵荒馬亂嘅困境, 真係醜死怪喇!!

哇哈哈哈哈~~ 係唔係好核突, 好搞笑咧??i still remember i was such a shy boy in elementary school, that i didn't dare to ask teachers questions on any uncertainties, nor i dare to ask teachers for a toilet break.. and hence i remember some incidents happened during my first year in school, real embarrassing incident i would never forget for my entire life.. thinking about them back then, i can only have myself a good laugh though, and now i don't care my image but just like to share with everyone.. if you are eating, i advise not to continue reading, as i am now really care free on telling how the whole incident has gone..

it was a fine day when i suddenly feel uncomfortable with my stomach during class, but just too freak to interrupt the teacher to allow me a toilet break.. trying to hold as much as i could till end of the class, but i just couldn't manage, and hence out of a sudden all things burst out from inside my tummy (well, you know what..), and quite some load i remember that it filled up the whole chair and dripped down to the floor!! not until my dear neighbour realised some stinkish smell and try to look around, and shocked to find me sitting still on a pool of creamy poo poo (oh, i just love the way i described, creamy poo poo, hahaha!!).. i guess the teacher was stunned with what she saw, and since then the whole class was in a mess.. that was really embarrasing of me!!

and so, what do you think?? kind of disgusting but hilarious right?? hahaha~~