如果你覺得放屁係好核突一件事, 唔好意思, 不過我其實覺得係好正常吖, 只係想當個笑話嚟講畀大家睇, 畀大家開心吓咋囉(即係核突當有趣).. 可能最近腸胃唔係咁健康~~
i realised i have been farting a little too often recently, whether they smell stinky or not, just gotta depend on situation, haha!! especially when i'm alone in room at night, i would always care for nothing to let go the gas from my body as LOUD as it could be, no worries at all and i just feel rather relieved on doing that.. but of course when i'm with somebody elses, be it strangers or someone i know, i understand that i just gotta control myself to avoid any embarrassment.. and it was yesterday when i was discussing something with a colleague, perhaps concentrating on the thinking and talking till i could not focus on controlling my arse, and out of a sudden without warning my pity colleague, i just let go the fart in a crispy sharp clear sound of "boooot".. and i thot OMG i did that in front of her?? but surprisingly funny to find out we both could act as if nothing has happened and continued with the discussion.. i suddenly realised how professional and steady we were for being able to still stay calm under such situation, if for other people i would be sure some arguments are gonna happen, hahaha :psorry if you find this entry disgusting, but i would say it's actually quite normal and that's not my intention though, i just thought of telling this as a joke to make everyone laugh.. maybe my intestinal systems is not that healthy recently~~
Hey everyone who has an arse hole sure farts! Otherwise what's that hole for? I enjoy a good long fart alone too, feels so good lah. You should organise a bloggers' fart competition someday... and win prizes from Nuffnang.
ReplyDeleteFart competition... I don't think i will attend :-p
ReplyDelete放屁都有学问的，如果在密室里，而且有其他人在，那么，放屁就放得不高明。
ReplyDelete我以前的同事阿玲也高调放屁，因为大家都知道她肠胃不好，所以原谅她的生理缺点。不过，她放得很高明，例如在车内，她自动打开窗，让臭气自动飘出去...
至于像你的情况，如果在公司开会，我那班抵死的同事，应该会即刻弹开，大笑特笑才回来开会。
的确，我们这班人，认为放屁是正常需要！哈哈哈！
thats because there's too much gas inside.. :)
ReplyDeletefart it or burp it. you choose..
100plus is the cure.
I think fart is absolutlely normal. But in front og people, you gotta control the volume dude. Make it soundless if possible. But fart competition at suggested by Twilight Zone, can I just be supporter? And oxygen tank please...:)
ReplyDeleteTwilight Zone:
ReplyDeletethe hole have more purpose than just farting laa dude, hahaha!! and you are so disgusting, fart competition?? OMG, i'm afraid the competitors will faint half way before they can complete the competition lor, hahaha!!
TZ:
perhaps you are qualified enough to be the judge?? hehehe :p
fookong:
有頭髮邊個想做瘌痢吖?? 你們那麼體諒阿玲, 她真的要很感激你們哦.. 不過說到其他人, 真的會給你一個白眼, 不是破口大罵就是大動作令你覺得尷尬囉.. 放屁雖然是正常, 不過卻不是那麼禮貌的事情囉..
Takashi:
hmm, both fart or burp are still not polite, haha!! really 100 plus is the cure?? i think i should go for it then.. thanks for the remedy..
K|E|E|N|Y|E|E:
yeah, that one i totally understand, just gotta control, if really cannot withhold, then at least make it a silent one, hahaha!! and perhaps you want to be the chief judge of the competition?? you are most welcome dude :p
放屁是很自然的事，有什么好失礼的。放了后记得说声对不起，借过、借过... 哈哈 ;p
ReplyDelete要闪、要白眼请自便。
A true story - My friend almost wanna divorce his wife coz he farts in his sleep every night, so loud and fucking smelly that wife told him sleep in another room. So he suggested divorce better. After smooch, sorry, cry & hugs, they're back together. I heard the wife farts in her sleep now. Fart is contagious disease lah.
ReplyDeleteBeware of SK.
i personally think that farting is a very natural thing, something happy and enjoyable, hahaha!!
ReplyDeleteNow I learned another new thing, fart is contagious...So dangerous.
ReplyDeleteyee:
ReplyDelete哈哈, 雖然是很自然, 不過有時大庭廣眾放了屁也是會很不自在的嘛.. 放了就是放了, 也沒辦法吧?? 哈哈~~
Twilight Zone:
haha, that is something interesting to know about?? so i supposed now they are sleeping together and having those sort of farting competition you mentioned earlier?? hahahaha :p they are the lovely Farting Couple~~
wesley:
ooops, you are a bit too gross there, but i totally agree with you!! hahaha :p
K|E|E|N|Y|E|E:
haha, now you better be careful of people around you, if not you will get infected and you like to fart it fart it~~
wah
ReplyDeleteand u didnt turn red?
死咯，会俾人讲足十年。
ReplyDeletei think farting is good!!! if not will feel very bloated
ReplyDeleteooo. i definitely won't fart in front of ppl....jahanam my keVOGUEan ....sham jatuh wo....lol
ReplyDeleteMedie007:
ReplyDeletethat's it!! we both were so gentleman and just continued with our discussion, hahaha!! :p
Chris:
咁又唔會, 大家都係上等人, 你以為街市阿嬸週圍唱咩?? :p
pikey:
hohoho!! you make me think that you are a super fart-er, hahahaha :p
Danny:
but sometimes you just could not control yourself right?? perhaps if you ever farted in the class, you will blame on the baliar sound system right?? hahaha :p
you are bloated - try having some fennel tea!
ReplyDeleteYou made me bursted into laughter for the 2nd time ... haha ... I was reading your post in the office and my collegue thought I was under pressured with work to laughed like that by just staring at the PC ... haha ...
ReplyDeleteOne thing that kept me wondering, who could be the poor female collegue of yours ... hehehe ...
csws:
ReplyDeletehaha, i don't know laa, it just like coming seasonally lor :p what is fennel tea wah sii wah, haha!!
HoneyBee:
hmmm, i started to suspect you have some inexplicable fetish over shit and fart, hahahaha!! if not you won't be laughing so happily~~ :p i don't know if she mind the "bomb", but just a small little thing, most probably she has already forgotten about it.. :)
omg!!!! dats something to blush at lo... ur eyes n her eyes nvr look at each other for a moment meh? hahahaha damn funny lo.... if fart with sound but no smell then i guess it is still alrite bah. But if fart with those "gao gao" smell then i think i will run for it lo... don wanna polute my organs... ;P
ReplyDeletehahaha, i can't remember exactly whether she looked at me or not laa.. but we just like continued with the converstation as if nothing has happened.. anyway, the fart was not very loud and no smell laa.. or else she would have complained then, hahahaha!!!
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