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09.01.2008 | %^@?&]\>$#!

噚日一早起身就見到隻烏鴉, 就心知不妙一定有事發生.. 結果真係好嘅唔靈醜嘅靈, 準備教training嘅時候, 坐喺會議室張凳唔幾耐, 聽到啪啪兩聲, 十秒鐘過後, 張凳即刻畀我坐爛咗!! 天啊!! 睇吓下邊呢個連環圖, 原本一張好地地嘅凳, 竟然畀我坐爛!! 死啦, 唔通我真係肥成咁咩?? 該煨咯!!
其實前日坐上去嘅時候, 都已經不時聽到啪啪聲架喇, 但係不以為意, 以為係個轉軸少咗潤滑油所發出嘅聲音.. 點知噚日啪啪兩聲過後, 張凳個五叉星狀底部, 竟然斷咗, 結果成張凳失去支撐, 我成個人就梗係跟住跌低啦.. 不過好彩當時打緊字, 所以有個檯撐得住, 不至于跌到個四腳朝天.. 幸好在下都有返兩手功架, 馬步都扎得穩, 所以嗰一刻真係跌得好斯文, 穩如磐石啊.. 見慣大場面嘅我, 當然係處之泰然啦, 即刻托埋張爛凳去一二角, 繼續教training啦..

我喺度諗咧, 我冇理由會咁勁坐爛張凳架?? 梗係上星期大老細坐過, 坐到爛爛地, 所以推埋一邊, 而咁啱個training 我又順手拉埋嗰張凳嚟坐, 咁先爛嘅.. 哼, 一定係咁喇, 十成係喇..
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10 comments:

  1. Good that you didnt fall and hurt your back, but ermmm it's quite funny though, sorry i shouldn't 'hung joi lok wo'!
    Be careful la, if it's wobbly, just leave it next time lor!

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  2. yalorr, luckily didn't fall badly lorr, just a little slip only laa.. i said already maa, i fat fat like that but still have 兩手功架 one, hahaha!! actually the chair looks perfectly good one worr, who knows the base is actually cracking leh?? aih.. 黑仔 loh..

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  3. your trainee got 阴阴咀笑or not? imagine a lady wearing short skirt sit on this chair? so you are very lucky already.....

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  4. ha ha ! It is indeed funny ;) Of course, as Choon Yeen said, I am not 'hung jok loh wo' and relieved that you are not hurt in any way.
    I am sure it is not you who is fat, it is the chair is not made properly. In western country, we can even sue the manufacturer if there is any harm ;)
    Take good care lah ! Don't sit in any chair that 'looks' or 'sounds' suspicious !

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  5. 死咯。。咁大件事我都唔知。。

    好彩你唔係跌得好肉酸。。我會搵人拎去揼架啦。。

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  6. 慧沁: haha, they got shocked first and show some care, then only they 陰陰嘴咁笑..

    shirls: yaa, that was 不幸中的大幸 loh.. luckily i just slipped but did not fall down and hurt myself.. anyway, you just cannot sue anyone for that, it's Malaysia..

    mynicole: 唔係好大件事啫.. 咁醜嘅事就無謂同全世界人講啦, 貪馨香咩??

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  7. welcome to the group.. lols...for details pls refer to http://dreamer0120.blogspot.com/2007/10/blog-post_29.html

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  8. hi sk... i think this is a sign to signal u to on diet liao! i wont bring u for any nice food from now on... only maggi mee or just plain porridge with salted eggs!! ok??

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  9. wasted you are not in the USA the SUE Land...

    Or else you can sue for thousands of dollars!!

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  10. dreamer: oh no, i don't want to join your club!!! no, no no... :(

    ET: if i eat maggie mee or plain porridge with salted eggs only, then you also gotta eat those with me together, i don't care.. hahaha!! :p

    bryan_shiro: yes, too bad!! but no point doing this hear, it will end up with nothing but only tiredness..

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