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28.10.2012 | 大頭馬騮

[Volume 7 Issue 10, #1581]
你鐘唔鐘意影相?? 你鐘唔鐘意玩自拍?? facebook上經常都會見到有朋友貼自拍照㗎啦, 由塊面嘅大細, 目光方向同埋角度, 一睇就知道係camwhore啦.. 其實誰人未曾年輕過呢?? 想當年我都曾經嘗試過玩自拍嘅, 不過每次都覺得自己好肉酸, 可能係得0.1%係接受到, 其餘99.9%嘅自拍照都係以九秒九速度即刻刪除.. 更何況今時今日, 又肥又老又殘, 仲邊有資格玩自拍?? 哈哈!! 不過fing-fing就唔同啦, 睇下佢camwhore得幾咁開心?? 仲好識得擺鋪士同埋做表情添!! 唔知各位有冇啲好自戀嘅自拍照可以公諸同好呢?? 呵呵~~ :p
do you like taking photos?? do you like taking shots of your ownself?? haha, that's what we can often see in facebook right, friends often post their own photos and you will know they are camwhoring from the size of the face, the direction of eyesight and also the position.. well, who hasn't been young before right?? i did try to play but found out i always look so fugly, and only perhaps less than 0.1% of the photos that i think is acceptable, most often 99.9% i deleted right away.. further more getting older, fatter and uglier now, i don't think i am qualified even for taking photos, haha!! but fing-fing is different, look at how happily he is camwhoring, with very nice pose and different expressions for each shot!! i wonder if you also have some really narcissistic camwhore photos to share with us?? hehe~~
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  1. Good Sunday morning, SK, everyone! The sun is up early today in Kuala Lumpur.

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  2. Good morning to you too, fing-fing and you do look smashing in every one of the photos. I think they turn out nice because of your long hands. You think?

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    1. Morning, HS. Ya...I think I've short arms...so my photos all turn out disastrous - always too near. Some people can do it so well.

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    2. Good morning HS and STP.

      Short arms...hmmm...maybe the angle la. Saw some self photo from some friends who does not have long arms turns out okay. They know which angle shot is good for them

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    3. I guess they know how to go about it. Not me....can see whole arm...and multiple chins! So terrible.

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  3. Morning, SK. Morning, Fing Fing! I like G! Smile and the whole world smiles with you...

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    1. It doesn't matter how Fing Fing posed and camwhored, his photo will turns out nice and cute.

      Because he's one cute chimpanzee!

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  4. Wahhhhhh!!!! You're so vain, will share only 0.1% of your photos... I am not bothered - after all, memang big, fat and ugly...and old! Nothing can change that... What you see is what you get - love me for what I am...not what I look like.

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    1. Oh yes we all love you for your big mouths too! I am least bothered on how people comment on my looks and size.

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    2. Thank you, thank you, TM. I take that as a compliment. Hehehehehe!!!!

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    3. I thought only girls, ladies and women are vain! But I see SK is also doing a lot of filtering too, kekekeke!

      Normal la, some angles bring the best out of us. I try to pose several times for a picture and choose the perfect one. I don't want to expose the ugly side and torture the eyes which are looking at it, LOL!

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  5. Fing-Fing definitely looks good in all those shots. Most youngsters love to camwhore and it's their way of photographing. It wouldn't look good if adults were to do that.

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  6. Wanakum SK, HS, STP, Wenn & All. Sorry Bananaz no got (NPD) *Narcissistic Personality Disorder* can hardly smile in front of camera. Agree with STP smile is contagious and I can smile with people I meet but not in front of camera. Dunno why leh?

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    1. But your wedding photo...smile, so handsome leh? Wink! Wink! LOL!!!!

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    2. That's different story in the wedding photo, got Mango beside Bananaz, sure Bananaz give big smile until see teeth, no see eyes. LOL~~

      Agree with Bananaz, I can smile more naturally in front of people, but always give fake smile in front of the camera. The camera cannot interact with me, mah.

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  7. There is this one guy, an FB friend who always put his fugly mug on each update he does, doesn't matter what it is about and after a race tweet like a thousand photos of him. adui!!

    I guess for me I give chance la for twenty-something girl to do it but a 40+ year old man,? It's like.... Eeeew!!!!

    I love my own photos myself; self love is good :-D hihihi but I don't like taking my own photo, esp with all those konon-kononnya cute expression
    :-]

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    1. yikes....old man ah...kakakaka....married punya or not? If not married maybe he trying to attract girl leh.

      LOL...memang pun..if snao cute cute expression mostly will turn out horrible unless those teens la. They young. apa position also good for them .

      ahem...last tme school time you got go take those "focus" photos ah? I remember during my school time many went and took . RM50. Many friends went and took. I tarak coz damn RM50 is BIG that time leh.

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    2. Hey...I saw in online newspaper today...78 year old man earns money by posing nude, children all disown him.... Got people want to see naked old man kah? Like that I also want!!! Can earn a bit of money...pension so little, tak cukup makan. Hehehehehehehe!!!!

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    3. Stp, itu old man did it as an art class model. Nothing to do about being hsmdsp one. Art doesn't mean masterpieces with beautiful, nubile and the young what.

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    4. Oh? Any art school here looking for a model? I'm available. Hehehehehehe!!!!!

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    5. berita tergempar!! Mayor Of Sibu to become "art" Model . LOL

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    6. They can't find younger model thus accept the old fugly one? Kakakaka!

      Lina, I hardly see men in camwhoring mode. And I don't wish to see them either. So gay, so ugly. Yikes!

      Those sweet young things sure look pretty and cute in their camwhore pictures, because of their youth. That is something that aunties and uncles don't have anymore.

      When we were young, camwhore is not popular yet @.@

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  8. happy Sunday morning everyone!

    Morning fing fing!

    you are so cute, you can camwhore all you want! :-D

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    1. Monkey face, cute kah? Muahahahahaha!!!!!

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    2. Beauty is in the eye of beholder. Kekeke

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    3. I suppose so. I'm beautiful...too! LOL!!!

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  9. Good morning everyone. Fing Fing looks photogenic! He got Facebook?

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    1. duno why sk put up so many photos of Fing fing big nose leh. Huatttttt ah.....

      Nasib baik fing fing no bulu hidung else cabut lari lor.....

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    2. Lucky thing not photos of something else. Hehehehehe!!!!

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    3. SK getting lazy and bored to find topic to blog cos weekends all his fans will disappear as usual. So he use Fing Fing pula. Next weekend will be Fing Fing nude?

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    4. I'm here! I'm always here...ever faithful, ever true.

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    5. Fing Fing already nude right? No ah? ....ya lor...never see SK bring Fing Fing for vacation and jalan jalan....only stay terperuk in the house only

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  10. I am surprised to see all the new shots in the chart. Yannie looks like a movie star!

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    1. ya wor...Yannie so fair and beautiful. STP pulak looked slim.

      But why Lina, TM and mine photo looked stretched egh? or is it due to my pc only.

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    2. Me slim? Ooi...mama pussy, I was scooping out the udang galah masak kunyit to serve to you and the rest at the dinner at my house, lah... So kesian, no helper...had to cook, clean, serve...everything by myself. Hehehehehe!!!!!

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    3. Small Kucing, I know why the photos appeared like stretched. He simply pasted them right away before waiting for the photo image to buffer to normal. I Kena before in the blogs too. He need to repaste them again...


      Hear me SK?

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    4. Maybe he does not want her to look so thin ma....and he wants me to look slimmer.... Hehehehehe!!!!

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    5. I didn't realise SK put up the picture that I was in Kimono 2 years go. That was a make over done by KOSE. After make over and photo shop, everyone will look like film star.

      I should see me in actual person. I am even more beautiful than film star, ahem ahem ahem! Sorry for boasting here.

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    6. OO itu macam ah? didnt know that. SK...faster go and rectify the photos ya.

      But at least the make up artist made you look good la, Yan. Last time my collegue went for make over. Entah the make up artist "new hand" or what. My friend face end up looked so bulat! she not bulat at all you know. she normal punya. but after make up...yikes..some more have to "wear" that face to annual dinner :(

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  11. Goooooood MORNING!!! Rise and shine....

    had a terrific time cycling and great breakfast...snapped a few photos and posted in whatsapp...LOL

    Errr...self photo ah???hmmmm....no thankiu la...Gua look like hantu...halloween no need make up go treat or tricking.

    But i got snap photo of others la.

    A for deleting i want till i download to my pc , viewed then baru decide which one to delete. Takes up too much camera batt if view and delete immediately as i usually use Multiple shots function.

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    1. Yup...take a lot, choose the good ones to use in blog, delete the rest. I do that too!

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  12. One...two...three...four...five...six...seven... SEVEN people only. Oh me oh my!!! Where are all your kakis, SK?

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  13. bwahahahah I have a lot of that :)

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  14. Good evening SK and fing fing, also to everyone~

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    1. Today is a boring Sunday, hubby is outstation, left Aden here with me, as usuall.. :(

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    2. Anyway, of course we camwhore alot thesedays, haha, follow the 'trend' ma! :D

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    3. I also love camwhoring, but if the photos taken not nice (means I look fat/ugly in it) I will terus delete! LOL!

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    4. Not me, sure will not look nice...but what to expect? When one does not look nice, no matter how the photo is taken, will also not look nice one... Some resort to photoshop - I'm not bothered.

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    5. Hmm, I have noticed that, most people camwhore in the car, washroom and towards the mirror, you notice?

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    6. STP, cannot say like that also, it depends on angles and camera quality also ma.. hehe...

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    7. LOL!!! That is so consoling to hear... ;)

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  15. errr not a fan of camwhoring... i think it's more of a ladies' realm hahahaha! and i personally cant tahan seeing those act cute or pout lips big head shots lol. X.X

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  16. Camwhoring is really kind of difficult, I prefer to do it via webcam. You don't need to hold the camera, just need to use mouse to click, so you may look more natural in webcam than camwhoring lo! That's just my own opinion. In fact, I still prefer some one take picture for me.

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    1. For women, after make over, fake lashes, lip gloss, blushes and smile, everything will look more beautiful than nothing. This is the power of makeup.

      But then, try not to believe in those profile picture in FB, many are photoshop one. When you see the real person, you will faint, i tell ya!

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    2. I admit that I am very very vain person. I won't take picture if I don't have a good complexion or good hair that day. All depend on the mood also.

      By the way, I love taking pictures a lot.

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    3. hahaha...if you see my FB....errr...you will pengsan lor...mine all tarak make up punya :p

      Hmmm never tried do thru webcam. Paiseh. No longer 18 or 22 yrs old. I scared tersalah press a butten then ugly photo paste all over the net :p

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  17. I sooo love taking photos if you'll gonna check my facebook thers over 3778 photos and 178 albums haha hell yeah

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  18. fing fing is so photogenic as well as you ive seen your picture its pretty cool as i have said Ilove your smile

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  19. so do fing-fing go on facebook too does he have his own account? i remember i made a account for my baby panda before but i forgot its password haha

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  20. anyways I cant last much long on facebook the longer you browse there the more boring it'll be

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  21. have a great day and happy blogging sk god bless you and fing-fing and take care always

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  22. 我中意影相,但係就唔會自拍。同你一樣,始終接受唔到自己嘅殘樣。

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  23. for me I like to take photo, but when I snap and found out the snap shoot got problem, I will delete them lol . . .

    sama case with u :P

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    1. for me I will snap one things one and I dun collect it . . .

      some people camera memory card got tons of photo and sure got 3 of them is the same pic 1 . . .

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    2. anyways . . . most of the snap shoot I will snap is food or non living things hahaha :X

      the sentences reminds me that "living things" = super natural as well lmao

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    3. so u using phone camera or digi cam eh? :P

      just wondering lol

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