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Good morning
ReplyDeleteMorning, TM. How's the first sip? Multiple orgasms or not? LOL!!!
DeleteI woke up late today... Busy replying to comments in my own blog and paying return visits and commenting in their blogs...but 8.30? SK's early today....
DeleteToo bad you always believed his timing. I warned you earlier that he got angin one. Tomorrow please start clicking in at 6.38am ok!!
DeleteNo, thank you. You can have the first sip again... Let you enjoy the thrill and the pleasure. No prize.
DeleteI just come in naturally when my mood tells me to. The veteran spammers have given up the first sip too. Now you deny that you are always excited like a kid to get the first sip. More orgasm??
DeleteNo...see so long already...I think I was first once only. Just happened to drop by at the right time. Hehehehehehe!!!!! HS is the one who enjoys 1st sip. Comment and disappear... Not here today? Maybe she saw you were first already so no need to comment anymore lah....
DeleteShe came in at 8.38am already while you were still farting in other blogs!
DeleteOops!!!! That sole lonely comment buried under a barrage of yours! No wonder I missed it... Now, I go and reply hers. LOL!!!
Deleteannay tm. it is your turn to take the first sip..
DeleteIs it tight or all people already use it until very loose...?
Morning hamspa oppas!
DeletePagi-pagi these men already talking about first sip, multiple orgasms, what lah!
So early brain sudah hamsap already!!!!
Good morning, hamsap oppas and minah rempit!
DeleteNow we know who are the biggest hamsapers around? They are none other than our senior netizen! They eat salt more than we eat rice, Lina. So salty, hihihihi!
Never mind their brains are empty, as long as their juicy stories aren't~
Good morning Hamsapress Lina and SP Ahem. You all came in so late and STP was farting already so i had to defend la. Kakakakakakaka
DeleteI purposely came in late to avoid STP's fart smell. wakaka
DeleteLast week on Sunday got farted by the guy running in front of me. Tak mau kena fart again lah...
I like fresh air. Bukan the one already kena peram in colon for many days! wakaka
Hello HHB members and STP. Today post, tough for me to write comment. Really have to squeeze my juice out.
Deletewei why today HHB so guai ah? I wake up i see the page is blank wor. was very surperised lor coz usually over 100 msgs
Deletethen come here SK blog also blank. die lor what is happening leh
Good afternoon bloggers. I just came out of a long operations meeting. It was so tensed with the usual fighting matches between factory hooligans and myself. I just kept my cool and think of SK's "Nothingness".... Easy lah, I was not born yesterday and have met worst humans.
DeleteBlogging should be happy and relaxing, that's why I am here to lepak.
What, Lina? Today you drop by a little later and you get all of TM's fartSSSSS!!!! Muahahahaha!!!!
DeleteSTP you should bottle all your farts smell and send to them for keepsakes! In case anyone in coma or pengsan can be revived!!!
DeleteTM, just now, I was also shouting at the phone when the discussion went not right. I tell myself to cool down too. Life is too short to stress ourselves with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in our life.
DeleteSTP, please bottle all your fart and send to TM. He starts enjoying them after flirting with you this morning.
DeleteMaybe he needs to sniff the fart in the night and hugs the bottle to sleep. Wakakakaka!
He's just paiseh to ask from you directly :p
Be careful. Don't make him angry... He may light up his bottled farts and throw at you as bombs!!! Very volatile, his farts! LOL!!!!
DeleteI will throw my fart bombs to Sibu Tua Pui's house! Kaboom!
DeleteSmart Yan, just chill and be happy. Everyday life is just an illusion. We have to control all the situations and not let the situation control us.
Temper! Temper! Violence will get you nowhere... Hehehehehe!!!
Deletesee a what happen...you no more brain juice sk but here all the salty and wet juice is spraying all over in this page liao
DeleteHooray! No photo, no topic, so we can post empty comments and earn score....right Thambee?
ReplyDeleteNever mind what I comment... Sure he will have an excuse to cut my scores one... I know that guy!
DeleteI am so happy to see you with highest score for talking craps and rubbish! Muahahahaha! He deem you as retarded! I am first runner up, not that retarded yet. LOL
DeleteHah!!! If I were way down there like you (OUCH!!!), he would be soooo happy! No need to cut my scores then. Muahahahahhaa!!!!
DeleteGo on crapping and keep your gold medals.
Delete*raises arms in victory...showing V signs* Sore loser!!! Go, go to the corner and sulk away there. Hehehehehehe!!!!!
DeleteYou damn bloody funny tart. Muahahahaha
DeleteThat's what everybody tells me. I'm so funny...and I guess that's why so many people loves me! *tilts head, nose in the air!* Hehehehehehehe!!!!
DeleteYes I believe you are lovable and cute. All the ladies would love to hug and cuddle you to sleep.
DeleteYes, so nice to see, good to hold... Muahahahaha!!!!
Deletewah both of you very happy..
Deletereplying to each other message..
SP,
Deleteala... let the two old farts happily chit-chat with each other.
Young 'uns talk to young ones lah. kekeke
Yeeerrrrrrrr so bad la, let old farts talk by themselves! Porrah!
DeleteI'm surprised to see their gaily talk when I checked in earlier. Didn't kacau daun, merely a silent reader until they teased each other kau-kau.
DeletePsst.... gadis, I sense Starfish got jealous because his boyfriend is flirting with the lovable Mayor of Sibu. He's been neglected ~~:p
Yvonne,
DeleteI agree lah.
SP...
share share the love lah...
Don't hog TM's lobang alone! bwahaha
Mai jao hai! When we talked to SP, TM jealous, when TM talked to Mayor of Sibu, SP jealous. Just hold hand one or two time, they already so deeply in love.
DeleteYan,
DeleteItu dua orang dunno how many times already go out for a date. Night time summore.
So loving like that. So fast miss each other one. Need to meet often. bwahaha
i agree with Yvonne's statement "Psst.... gadis, I sense Starfish got jealous because his boyfriend is flirting with the lovable Mayor of Sibu. He's been neglected ~~:p"
DeleteThis morning SP so quiet geh. Not a peep out of him wor. Hmmm...face must be turning white as sheet from anger and the green with jealousy leh.
ThisMayor of Sibu very geng ah....girls and boys also ngum tak one leh him.
SP can get jealous meh? He is a very matured & intelligent guy who clever to pretend like a small boy to get Mak Yan attention only. Both their chemistry somewhat clicked so well like continuation from past lives' good friends. Maybe we all were friends from past lives too.
DeleteThank you, pussy...so sweet of you to say such nice things about me...not like some people we know. Tsk! Tsk! And SP, you can keep that TM all to yourself. I have all the nice sweet young ladies all around me!... Who wants that old fart? Muahahahaha!!!!
DeleteSo geli lah STP cakap macam itu! My PUBIC HAIR stands up again in this hot afternoon!!!! Kakakakaka
DeleteTM, don't talk about your pubic hair, dei~
DeleteIt reminds me of the "extra long pubic hair" and "super short batang" of yesterday's comments. And I can't stop laughing!
Eyewwww!!!! The mental picture... He should keep such things to himself - we don't want to know. LOL!!!
DeleteMai jao hai! Short pubic hair stands poking out all the time, long pubic hair cannot stand. TM's one can stand, so??????
DeleteMaybe he uses mousse or hair spray? Make spiky spiky...baru syiok...poke...poke...poke!!! Muahahahahaha!!!!!
DeleteYou said the answer, Yannie. TM has short pubic hair, wakakakaka!!
DeleteI reckon he must be a clean freak. Trim his pubic hair weekly, like trimming the grass in the garden. No wonder he doesn't like white steamed chicken~~:p
Trimming pubic like trimming the grass in the garden? I thought he applies NIVEA FOR MEN moisturising shaving cream, then only uses Philips Shaver for SensoTouch 3D to shave it.
DeleteShaving will lead to abundant growth - in Malay, it is called belukar!!! He doesn't ask his darling to pull them out one by one? Ouch!!! LOL!!!
DeleteWhat an idiot who pulls it like pluck chicken feathers? Your darling plucks your Sago Worm kah? No wonder become worm.
DeleteI thought you are into all this SM kind of stuff? Turns you on like nobody's business... Wink! Wink!
DeleteI had always been worried that this would happen! You over used your brains and the juice all dried up. Me and SP still got plenty of phlegm juice in our heads because we never used our brains when we talked. Kakakakakakaka
ReplyDeleteHow come I'm not surprised? Muahahahahaha!!!!
DeleteOf course you are the Champion of the Retarded ones. Look at your HIGH SCORE! I didn't dare quote your name otherwise you will fart loudly and rock the Twin Towers.
DeleteSour grapes! Cannot get into the top 3, now want to call people retarded. Na na na na na!!!! Muahahahaha!!!!!
DeleteWhat sour grapes? I have enjoyed the the sweetest grapes here not once but twice! I am happy to pass the batons to you.
DeleteOh no! Oh no! You can have all the grapes...and you can keep the batons as well. Bon appetit! Enjoy yourself! I prefer papayas...and ladies' fingers. LOL!!!
Deletestp want papaya? you sure that you can handle it?
DeleteI am afraid that half way eating then heart attack le, gout attack le this attack.. tsk tsk tsk..
Yeah he is so heavy sure the weight press his feet and he blamed gout.
DeleteYawn.....SK...you should really set a topic here la.
DeleteSee the above thread had turn into name calling match between the two big boys liao. Later someone lost leh sure merajuk and have bad feeling liao
Yalah SK...
DeleteSome more ah, you know if old people fight. Worse than little kids one! Later got someone sulk sulk... and then drag the young ones to pick side pulak. Susah wor...
Old farts - don't fight fight ok. kekeke
Who fighting? Me? Don't worry just 2 old farts joking lah.
DeletePapaya good lah...can control, will not be over-hamsap. It's a meat tenderiser, you see. But SP will need ladies' fingers lah...I'm sure he's eager to have SP Jr climbing all on top of him and pulling all his hair out! Muahahahahaha!!!!!
DeleteLast night I had a very good laugh at all the later comments in your earlier post. People can be so imaginative to have wild thoughts. The world will have no wars if all of them are crazy and happy bloggers here.
ReplyDeleteThe world as it is today, can't be too sane...or will go insane. LOL!!!! Wouldn't want a life, miserable over everything...grumbling and complaining, moaning and groaning. We only have one life (maybe pussy has 9) so why worry, just be happy!!!
DeleteYes we should live happy and crazy... & grr grrr grrrrrr .. kakakaakaka
DeleteHe still can grrrrrr grrrrr?
DeleteSTP, TM asks you, you still can grrr grrr ? He wants to try when you come KL. But then, he is our Anay, don't be too rough, wokay?
DeleteYan, between the two of them who will win the grr grr contest nobody knows yet leh...maybe STP will be the one who will be calling for mercy LOL
DeleteThis TM got so many gadgets to his disposal wor whereas STP only have Kampua.
Unless you want STP to smother TM with tonnes of Kampua noodles la
Meow lagi pandai kipas api... No one will win or loose. Only kids like you will merajuk lah.
DeleteHumph!!!! I show my my giant sago worm...see he pengsan or not!!! Muahahahaha!!!!! Very delicious hor, pussy? So lemak, sweet and juicy! Hehehehehe!!!!!
DeleteDon't belittle STP on this matter, TM.
DeleteA couple years ago, our Malaysia porn star, Dr.CSL also performed very well with the lady in fishnet stocking. So many positions they tried :p
And the lady so ganas, asked for 2nd round!! Poor CSL. Batang lembik already, kakakaka!
Wah!!! You know every little detail. You rushed out and bought the video, is it? Thay say CSL, boleh tahan lah...size does matter!
DeleteLOL! No need to buy la, can get free online. That's the power of the Internet! It was circulating and spread fast like fire~
DeleteOf course CSL was considered not bad for his age ler. Size? LOL, yes can see his willy. He was being pampered like starfish and the woman took all initiative! TM jealous!
Oh? I did not bother to watch. If I want to watch, better look in mirror lah... Muahahahaha!!!!
DeleteHow big is our mirror? 4 feet wide!
Delete*your mirror
DeleteThat's for me to know and for you to find out. Hehehehehe!!!
DeleteGood morning, SK, T-Man, everyone!
ReplyDeleteEmptiness is also something. Have a fruitful Thursday. So, are you at the tail-end of your dissertation? Best wishes!
Hello, HS! Goodbye...have a nice day! LOL!!!
DeleteGood morning, Happy!
DeleteAh~ I see you came in at exactly 8.38am, too bad today's post is scheduled 10 minutes earlier~
Or did you stare blankly at SK's blank post today from 8.28am to 8.38am? Kekekeke~
LOL!
DeleteYvonne, I was online much earlier. When I finally got around to SK's blog it was already 8:37 and saw T-Man was already in so put in a comment and noticed the timing at 8:38 and had the funny feeling that the comment would cause a negatively-insinuating comment and true enough! Hah!
So, that's how it is.
STP, eat your heart out. T-Man is your competitor for first sip now!
Btw, why are you always picking on me for dropping by and disappearing?! Very tunnel-vision lor!
hahaha...good morning HS.
DeleteI think he pick on you coz you not smarty mouth like TM leh
TM can give him back 101% whatever he flings to TM. Just rading their comments above already makes me laugh till tummy ache liao.
sure this week the two of them become the KINGS of Hamsapers on the charts
Aiyoh I didn't give him 101% but maybe 200%!!! Kakakakaka/// It was purely for fun but why small kids looked at it like 2 old farts fighting?
DeleteWho? Me? No leh...I'm just being observant...stating a fact. True what, isn't it? Hehehehehe!!!! But of course, I know why lah...you need to work - cannot hang around like that rich big dine-at-Hilton boss with all the money in the world - he can hang around here as long as he likes.
DeleteIf your mouth is sweeter for once, maybe you can strike 2nd Prize instead of Consolations.
DeleteOf course, I'm sooooooo sweet... See what pussy says about me, can get along well with everybody - old or young...
DeleteClap! Clap! Sweet Potato! I also like....
DeleteWorth its weight in gold these days... Very expensive! LOL!!!
Delete
ReplyDeleteThis Space Is Blank.........
Oh dear!!! The poor guy's totally burnt-out!!! Gee!!! Will have to send for reformatting or upgrading then...
DeleteSTP you pandai to eat and cook. Why don't you suggest the right food to replenish his brain juice? When I was also doing copywriting in my earlier years, I encountered this many times. Horrible!
DeletePig's brain...good for the brain they say. Hehehehehe!!!! I'd just stick to essence of chicken...
DeletePig's brain? To get more retarded? No thanks!
DeleteDon't give pig's brain soup to SK. He'll post more empty posts in the future. Pigs don't think, they eat and sleep and wait to be slaughter!
Oh, choy choy, I don't mean SK to get "slaughter" (fail) in his dissertation, hahaha!
Ok, need to go for a meeting. BRB!
Yvonne, I think that's what the elders believe. You eat what, it "pohs" (benefits) what, e.g. you eat pig brains it benefits the brains and when a guy eats 'peen', it benefits the penis for you-know-what. hehe..
DeleteYalor...pigs never use their brains...so it's brand new. SK's one already rosak, short circuit from the heat - all the hamsup things running through his head, must have replacement. After that, we can call him pig-brained lah!!! Muahahahaha!!!!!
DeleteWah! You called SK pig brained? Sure Kena deduct - 100 marks!
DeleteHe hasn't got a transplant yet leh? Better than some people - no brain! Hint! Hint! LOL!!!
DeleteMorning, SK. Morning, everybody! Hope everyone's well today...
ReplyDeleteSK Thambee I think you need to go for a holiday again! You need to recharge your brains and energy. Go back to India and do deep meditation Yoga under the banana tree in Chennai.
ReplyDeleteSK, if you just want a short break, come to Taiping, SP wants an acompany to come to Taiping for his jalan jalan cari makan project.
DeleteThen, Y&Y and S&S can go lake garden foursome? Sure, all your emptiness gone with the wind.
Yerr... syoknya. FOursome in Lake Garden.
DeleteCareful while foursome tau! Later got camera taping your foursome activities. Sure glemer to the whole world! wakaka
Betul, betul, betul! Come to Taiping to see the beautiful serene lake garden. I bet your empty brain will be filled up instantly, with Taiping salty lake water, wakakakaka!
DeleteEr, I'm unsure lake water is salty or no. I never jumped into it, so it's just my prediction. Hehehe.
Ish, Lina, we are no longer young and sweet 16. No one bothers to peep us - aunties uncles.
DeleteBy the way, the lake garden here is famous for nocturnal activities! Go look for cars parked far away from roads or no lamp area, and we can watch live grrr grrrr grrrrr shows~~
That reminds me of Penang's Botanical Gardens in the old days when cars were allowed to drive in at night. On weekends there would be hundreds of couples inside and some cars shook violently while stationary!!! They were all like SP inside unleashing his manliness!
DeleteWhich reminds me of this guy walking past a car parked by the side of the road in a lonely, deserted park...and he overhead somebody grumbling inside, "Suck, girl, suck!!! BLOW is just a figure of speech!!!" Oops!!!! Rated 18-SX ya...this comment! LOL!!!
DeleteYou are MORE HAMSAP and WORST than SP 1000 times. I better ask SP pass his Hamsap Crown to you. Congratulations!!
DeleteWhat? What? They drink Setapak Kopi too hot...blow first, then can suck the straw to drink. Eeeeeee...what are you thinking? Say people hamsup some more... Muahahahahaha!!!!!
DeleteWhich idiot rated it as 18-SX? Your words get twisted and mangled out of alignment. Even a kiddie tot could understand what you wrote.
DeleteYou can? I am amazed!!!! Muahahahaha!!!!
DeleteCome, come to Sibu. AA offer ends on 7th October, flying till end of December. Everything free at this end... What more can anyone ask for?
ReplyDeleteSK go to Sibu and eat Kampua Noodle everyday! Sure long long life!
DeleteMee sua...if you want long life! Kampua...with the pork lard...sure heart problem one if you eat every day! LOL!!!
Delete...and you people over there, char kway teow must use pork lard...must have those pork crusts some more... Me oh my!!!! Not scared kah? Clogging of arteries, heart attacks and all...
DeleteEveryone has to die sooner or later lah, just eat the whole pig and be happy!
DeleteI would...if I can be sure I'd just drop dead...and not go on living like a vegetable, suffering and everything cannot eat! That is hell on earth!!!!
DeleteArthur oppa,
DeleteI also prefer to drop dead if I'm to die, rather than suffer for long time. Me suffer. And some more, family also suffer. @.@
Great minds think alike...
Delete好有深度,等我諗諗,諗諗諗諗諗諗zzzzzzzzzzzz
ReplyDeleteYes, I have to 諗諗, what comment to write in today post? SK, you really give us a hard time.
DeleteGoogle translate:
DeleteGood depth, etc. I recite recite recite recite recite recite recite recite zzzzzzzzzzzz
...and that reminds me of my first laptop! I just put on top of my lap and I press ENTER...ENTER...ENTER!!! LOL!!!
Sometimes we do feel empty. True, it doesn't mean there's nothing in our brains as actually our brains never stop functioning. See, even when the topic is empty, there's still so much to write about. It also allows us to reflect on what we have done so far. Are we doing what we have to do or otherwise. So I really salute SK for being able to come up with all kinds of great topic for his daily post. Keep it up!
ReplyDeleteLet me think... I think SK is too blessed, that is why he can have the time to feel empty. I don't. My brain has to work hard to think of my job, my kids' studies, my kids' extra activities, my baking, my exercise, etc. So, I seldom got chance to feel empty after having family as my commitment.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, SK, just gets all out for your dissertation. Work hard now, and enjoy the harvest later.
Have to be careful wor... I know people burnt out, nervous breakdown...and become vegetable. One of my top students also, JPA scholar...sent home in the end. Walking, also the mum had to help support..... (Actually partly mum's fault - always pressured the son to excel...like hell) What for struggle so hard?
Deletemoe kau chor...blank???
ReplyDeletewhen will your dissertation over? still long time or what?
Morning Meow, Kaldip only frees you now to come out for spamming kah?
DeleteI think I always blank one, compared to Yan's activities. I seemed to be so free and with lots of time one. hu~
DeleteMust be busy going out makan... Looks like she does not use her smartphone anymore...or maybe she has bought a new one, better one with more reliable spell check. So loaded, that pussy!
Deletemuhahaha...busy la....malam jumaat right LOL
DeleteSk put bank pos...i also confuse liao ...like no direction leh....if reply the above thread...all become hamsap comments one
lol I should try to write about emptiness sometimes.. i think it'll work.. the title would be empty then put nothing at all lol
ReplyDeleteEmptiness is in itself a content, don't you think? LOL!!!
Deletewell blogger will sure come at times like that most especially for pioneers like you perhaps you had literally blog everything under the sun
ReplyDeleteNo, his life is like that... Nothing much ever happens so nothing to blog about. Hehehehehe!!!!
Deleteeven me at this early having some rough time on posting there are time i just cant think of anything to write hahah
ReplyDeleteJust blog about anything...sure will get lots of comments, no matter what.
Deletebut this time i missed posting for maybe a week because im just so busy haha i've been in all places lately
ReplyDeleteIf posts not regular, people will stop coming...
Deletehave a great day sk sorry for the delay of my comments god bless my friend
ReplyDeleteI face this every other day...writer's block! :)
ReplyDeleteNah!!! Your life so happening! Impossible. I would have this problem...nothing much happens in my life either, old man, retired...
Delete很敷衍下wor... ~.~
ReplyDeleteNo picture? What the ..... !!! I feel cheated! : D
ReplyDeleteHow come so brain tired? : D
ReplyDeleteNext time, post zero pics and zero words! That will be a first!! Hahaha!!
ReplyDeleteOK since nothing to talk about in this post, let me read some of the comments here hehe
ReplyDeleteOh, I noticed that most of your regular commenters (I shall call them The Gang) (NOT Gang-nam haha!) always visit your blog first thing in the morning! LOL! And I only usually visit your blog at night! Haha!
ReplyDeleteempty means tranquility :) a good sign sometimes!
ReplyDeleteLatest: Fine Dining with #Oktoberfest
Like that also can do a post n garner 100 + comments. U r loved by so many......
ReplyDelete