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02.08.2012 | 戇豆偷褲

[Volume 7 Issue 8, #1494]
無意中又睇返呢一條《戇豆先生》短片, 跟住又因為之前呢一篇屎屎貼引起讀者們廣大回響, 所以今日就再寫篇與之有關嘅.. 其實都有啲私人㗎, 呵呵!! :D
  • 如果有得揀, 你會選擇坐塔定係踎塔?? 如果係坐塔, 你會先清潔坐板, 然後先安心坐落去嗎??
  • 如廁嘅時候, 你會除晒成條褲掛喺門後, 除晒但係long喺腳跟, 定係除一半唔會低過膝蓋??
  • 如廁嘅時候, 你會專心如廁, 定係會做其他嘢?? 譬如睇書, 玩電話, 上網?? 定係食嘢??!! 呵呵~~
out of a sudden i was watching this clip from Mr Bean again, and i remember this poo-poo post was so popular among readers that i'm all inspired to write another related post today.. but could be a little quite personal, hahaha!!
  • if you can choose, would you choose to sit or to squat?? if you were to sit, will you clean the seat first before you feel comfortable to sit on the toilet bowl??
  • when you are doing your business, do you take off your pants and hang it behind the door, drop your pants to your ankle, or never have it lower than your knees??
  • when you are doing your business, do you concentrate or you need to do some other things?? for instance reading, playing your phones, surfing net?? or even eating??!! kekeke~~
by [SK] @ about:

190 comments:

  1. HappySurfer2/8/12 8:48 AM

    Good morning, SK, everyone!

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    1. Small Kucing2/8/12 8:58 AM

      Good morning HS :)

      Great day to everyone :)

      alamak...poo poo post again ah?

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    2. Yannie2/8/12 9:08 AM

      Morning everyone, Happy Thursday. Oh! poo poo post again ah!

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    3. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:24 AM

      Ya lor Yan. Again the unfinished business of poo poo issue. I think before 1pm the comments would be 200 comments liao LOL

      very popular topic

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    4. Twilight Man2/8/12 9:25 AM

      Good morning Poo Poo gangs!

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    5. wenn2/8/12 9:27 AM

      Good morning, HS, S.Kucing and Yan! Oh, luckily I just finished my breakfast before we talk about toilet again.

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    6. wenn2/8/12 9:37 AM

      Good morning, TM! Sometime this topic about toilet really stir up our mind. Lots to comment.

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    7. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:41 AM

      Good morning shiny face, Jib KOr...oppsss...i mean TM :p

      Good morning Wenn

      yup talking about toilet again .

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    8. Simple Person2/8/12 9:44 AM

      Happy morning pretty girls, handsome man and cute meow meow..
      another wet morning today...
      wah annay TM change your profile pic..
      handsome le...

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    9. wenn2/8/12 9:48 AM

      Good morning, SP!
      Have you done your business yet?

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    10. Simple Person2/8/12 11:51 AM

      wenn of course.. everyday every morning ..
      no miss one

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  2. yvonne2/8/12 8:48 AM

    Wah!! I'm still late, argh!!

    Good morning Happy, SK and kekawan sekalian!!

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    1. HappySurfer2/8/12 8:52 AM

      Hi Yvonne, you were not late. We arrived together hand-in-hand?

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    2. Small Kucing2/8/12 8:59 AM

      Good morning Yvonne and HS

      Me lagi late la

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    3. yvonne2/8/12 9:11 AM

      Good morning, meow!

      Actually all of us are quite early. We checked in before 9am :D

      Darn this poo poo post is very attractive!

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    4. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:18 AM

      ya lor...like flies to the poo. Beh tahan come and haunt here. spaming both side...here and TM...that darn farnneee post

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    5. Twilight Man2/8/12 9:27 AM

      Male bloggers can be nuts sometimes! Dunno what they think one. This Shindong like to spend time in toilets and ding dong there!

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    6. wenn2/8/12 9:28 AM

      Good morning, Yvonne!
      I prefer the squatting type. If no choice, I have to use the sitting type but rather uncomfortable.

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    7. Yannie2/8/12 9:35 AM

      lol on TM's comment, male got something to ding dong, female don't have wert! That's the different.

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    8. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:43 AM

      ya la male blogger dont what they write la...got toilet la, got poo la,,suction cups la and even Melons :p

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    9. Simple Person2/8/12 9:46 AM

      hmm does SK want to do his PHD in shit?
      understand on all the people behaviour on how to shit, what type of shit.. hmm
      later we will call him Prof of shit..

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    10. Small Kucing2/8/12 10:10 AM

      SP

      nah...he maybe planning to open a toilet bowl biz hence asking about behavious in the toilet. Maybe get us more durable toilet bowl.

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  3. lina2/8/12 8:52 AM

    Morning everyone.

    I was busy spammin TM that forgot to refresh SK's blog. ;p

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    1. yvonne2/8/12 9:01 AM

      Good morning, Lina~

      I wanted to see how metrosexual TM was, until I missed a few seconds to be the top commenter here!

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    2. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:06 AM

      LOL...ya TM post today so funny...got suction cups la then got drag queen.. Me too busy spaming there.

      Then come here see poo poo post. This SK and TM pakat already ka. Keep up on the pc.

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    3. Twilight Man2/8/12 9:29 AM

      Woiiiii I posted mine at midnight la.. What pakat?

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    4. wenn2/8/12 9:29 AM

      Good morning, Lina! Have you done your business yet? Sorry, very weird question to ask but we are talking about it. :)

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    5. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:45 AM

      can schedule post one mah.

      These 3 men ah...really kasi pecah perut today. Hillarious post..

      after eat gold melon, go poo poo in tolet. Then if toilet sumbat use suction cups to clear toilet :p

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    6. Simple Person2/8/12 10:05 AM

      happy morning lina...
      lol on small kuching.. this pussy cat really has a lot of imagination...
      I think she score A in complete sentence..

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    7. Small Kucing2/8/12 10:11 AM

      SP

      Muhahaha....in school karangan always get A mah :p

      too bad Cikgu never give karangan about toilet behaviour. That one sure can score A+

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    8. lina2/8/12 10:23 AM

      If got toilet behaviour for karangan, meow sure comes up with 5000 words instead of 500! Muahaha

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    9. lina2/8/12 10:24 AM

      BYW, yes sudah make a dump already. I cannot simpan too long one. Later pening. ;p

      After dump, then only feel relieved and not scared to fart! wakaka

      If belum, later scared fart is too smelly. Later everyone pengsan. LOL

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    10. yvonne2/8/12 11:08 AM

      Poo poo and fart, this I learnt in my Science class. But gadis can apply this theory during her run. Pagi-pagi don't go download, go run and fart; let all runners behind pengsan!

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    11. Simple Person2/8/12 1:24 PM

      but what lina say is true..
      if you poo poo everyday and you fart it won't be smelly.. it is really true...
      but i ssldom fart le.. kakakaka

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    12. Twilight Man2/8/12 3:26 PM

      I love to smell my own fart. Smells like Christian Dior parfum.

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    13. Small Kucing2/8/12 3:39 PM

      Next sk post will b on fart. lol
      yawn...at pantai bangsar. now. so damn slow. gonna check out their toilet soon

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  4. lina2/8/12 8:53 AM

    At home, I always bring something to read. ;p

    Nowthat I'm old and with creaky knees alreay, toilet bowl is a preference than the squat toilet unless the toilets are all filthy!

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    1. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:07 AM

      You so lucky ah? got the luxury to read in the toilet. Haiz...each time i go toilet, i kena kacau by my son. Asyik looking for me

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    2. Twilight Man2/8/12 9:30 AM

      I think we can do suction cups while poo poo in toilets! Put them around your buttock areas and it will pull the anus wider la!! booom! Shit comes out faster lo.

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    3. Yannie2/8/12 9:36 AM

      Yerrr, TM!

      But, my detoxlim tea is working now, I need to go poo poo first, then I come back to continue.

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    4. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:48 AM

      ewwww.....disgusting.

      Not suction cup use to clear the clogged toilet meh

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    5. Simple Person2/8/12 10:16 AM

      TM why not you ask kaldip and practice the ass kungfu on you..
      so that the hole is big enough and just tekan a bit minyak and all your shit auto come out....

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    6. lina2/8/12 10:25 AM

      Yerrr... double disgusting team - TM & SP. LOL

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    7. yvonne2/8/12 11:11 AM

      This gay couple has indulges in threesome with meow's Kaldip, lol!!

      Wei, buttock hole can shrink back to its original state, SP. No matter how big Mr Kaldip grrrr grrrr grrrrrrr, TM still need to push his shit out.

      Oh gosh, I've become as dirty as the shit talking this!

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    8. Simple Person2/8/12 11:54 AM

      lol.. yvoonne . how elasticity it is .. sure it will break the max yield point.. which mean that it can't go back to the orginal size..

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    9. yvonne2/8/12 2:10 PM

      Wah, SP!! You become so psycho already ka? Want to tear TM into pieces ka? Like that spoil his, ahem, buttock.

      TM sure won't agree to meet you up. Kena belakang mali~~

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    10. Twilight Man2/8/12 3:25 PM

      Choi! Choi! You all damn yukky ones! This KNN SP think my anus is his rubber engine and can play play as he like...?

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    11. Small Kucing2/8/12 3:47 PM

      Pengsan. this post is getting more disgusting. poo , toilet now duno. what.....



      am so gng to lempang d boy who is kicking my chair

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  5. yvonne2/8/12 8:53 AM

    Poo poo post!

    Yay~~ Everyone has endless poo poo stories to share~

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    1. lina2/8/12 8:55 AM

      Habislah... all sorts of poo secrets come out today! LOL

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    2. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:07 AM

      Ya lo habis la...again this post will top the chart

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    3. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:08 AM

      makes me thinks maybe next poo poo post by SK will be asking us the shape and texture. the longest or the shortest poo :p

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    4. wenn2/8/12 9:40 AM

      oh..toilet stories never end here. If there's something funny, the story goes on and on..

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    5. Small Kucing2/8/12 10:12 AM

      and this wont be the end of story f toilet and poo poo leh, Wenn

      sure to have more post on this. Now not even 10.30am already have more than 100 comments

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    6. lina2/8/12 10:25 AM

      How to end?

      Everyone needs to poo poo one.

      So story will not stop. ;p

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    7. Small Kucing2/8/12 10:36 AM

      Lina


      LOL...betul jugak...wait i got toilet firsy...come back later

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  6. yvonne2/8/12 8:56 AM

    When I was young, I used to bring comic books while I'm downloading. I would get obsessed with the book until my mother shouted me to get out from the toilet. I was hogging it for more than 30 minutes~

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    1. yvonne2/8/12 8:58 AM

      And we had squat toilet back then, so I must say I have strong knee to support myself in that position for that long!

      Or strong determination to read several chapters in that position. :p

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    2. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:09 AM

      same here la, Yvonne. Guess our generation will be likethat.

      Now the new generation will bring their iPad and tablets in the toilet kot :p

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    3. Twilight Man2/8/12 9:31 AM

      Wah! All your comics sure smell harum!!

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    4. wenn2/8/12 9:40 AM

      true..nowadays youngsters even bring their phone along into the toilet.

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    5. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:50 AM

      what comics? Lau u Tze? I used to "read" that in the toilet too :p

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    6. yvonne2/8/12 10:01 AM

      Doraemon, opps... Shindong's favourite cat is stunk with my shit's odour :p :p

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    7. Small Kucing2/8/12 10:13 AM

      alamak....habis SK's . He will cry lo. his idol inside the toilet pulak

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    8. lina2/8/12 10:26 AM

      Nasib baik tak use the comic to wipe behind. Lagi Shindong cry. wakaka

      Strong legs and knees - very good to ahem ahem... on top. hehehe

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    9. Small Kucing2/8/12 10:40 AM

      Mana tau kalau kehabisan toilet paper. Maybe comic jadi mangsa

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    10. yvonne2/8/12 11:14 AM

      Wah, no wonder I sense that gadis petai is ganas, she likes to rule her man, on top..... kakakaka!

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    11. Simple Person2/8/12 11:56 AM

      now modern already .. I bring my ipad in..
      can comment while poo poo also.. kakakaka

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    12. Twilight Man2/8/12 3:21 PM

      Yeah after comments, can snap photos of your python and email to National Geographic.

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    13. Small Kucing3/8/12 9:38 AM

      SP

      be careful where your finger touch ah. LOL...Later suddenly the iPad got one brown stain pulak :p

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    14. Small Kucing3/8/12 9:39 AM

      No la SP. Email the poo poo photo to TM la. He is the Poo Poo director and inspector mah. He will analyse your poo and tellyou what is your illness

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  7. Small Kucing2/8/12 8:59 AM

    super pengsan...poo poo post againa ah... so many question how to answer.

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    1. yvonne2/8/12 9:04 AM

      3 questions only~ very simple. It's not like SK asking you to write essay on each question :p

      And poo poo and toilet story very easy to goreng.

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    2. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:10 AM

      Cannot answer simple answer leh. Remember his email to us. If shortwill be disqualify or potong marks.

      so when answer this poo post have to long winded answer lo

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    3. wenn2/8/12 9:42 AM

      I always tell my girl not to leave her toothbrush in the toilet. Someone told us before that there's germs everywhere the moment we flush.

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    4. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:52 AM

      Wenn

      yes. Saw in a documentary. Every time we flush then the tiny water particles will fly. Can leave toobrush in the bathroom la but use the "kotak" to close it lo.

      Now a lot of toothbrush comes with those white plastic kotak.

      I like the old days bathroom. They have special cabinets built in to put toothbrush and stuff like that

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  8. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:02 AM

    1Q . Squat. Unless when pregnnt then no choice la.

    1a. Yes, will go through with water first. At least can self deceive say "it's clean"

    1b. if saw the seat still got clack marking will do tai chi...try to do the transaction without bum touching the toilet

    1.c. if cannot...choose other toilet lo

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    1. yvonne2/8/12 9:06 AM

      Clack marking?? What's that??

      Pee-pee marking, I know la~ :p

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    2. yvonne2/8/12 9:10 AM

      I'll opt for squat toilet, too.

      When the squat toilet is occupied, the bowl toilet is available and I still can hold my whatever-big-or-small business, I'll choose to wait.

      Unless I need to lausai, then no choice but to take whichever nearest toilet available.

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    3. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:12 AM

      shit! auto correct again...i mean BLAC marking. you know at the seat sometimes got those calar black black mark. Geli lor

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    4. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:12 AM

      Me to will wait for squat one unless beh tahan.

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    5. Twilight Man2/8/12 9:33 AM

      I knew Kuching said ASS MARKINGS laaa....

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    6. wenn2/8/12 9:43 AM

      my girl and I will always choose the squatting type when we have to use the public ones.

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    7. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:54 AM

      TM- ass mark the teritory mah.

      Wenn- ya lor...less dirty like that

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    8. Twilight Man2/8/12 3:20 PM

      Meow meow you always Ass mark your anus print everywhere ka???? You scared Kaldip kenot find you ka?

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    9. Small Kucing3/8/12 9:39 AM

      TM- soli lo no me :p

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  9. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:02 AM

    Q2. Pants on the knee. Not at the ankle . coz it's drop to floor...yuckkkkk

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    1. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:03 AM

      too troublesome if hang on the wall. If at home ok la but if shopping then how...have to tanggal kasut and all...troublesome

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    2. yvonne2/8/12 9:14 AM

      Same as meow, I prefer pants on the knee, always.

      If at home, no hang on the wall, straight away take off outside while making entry to the toilet and leave it on the floor - that's my kids.

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    3. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:19 AM

      Cheh!!! I thought you mean you kekeke

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    4. yvonne2/8/12 9:22 AM

      Muahaha! Cannot le, walk bottomless at home very dangerous one. Later attract unnecessary attention, want to pangsai also cannot!

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    5. Twilight Man2/8/12 9:34 AM

      Aiyoooo this Shindong enjoy hearing how shitters behave inside cubicles! LOL

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    6. wenn2/8/12 9:44 AM

      yea, never at the ankle. Our long pants will definitely touch the floor which is definitely either wet or dirty.

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    7. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:56 AM

      Yvonne- then project tergendala :p

      TM- he seems to have a fetish on toilet behavior. Tomorrow maybe might ask the shape and etxture of poo pulak

      Wenn-especially in the public toilet

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    8. lina2/8/12 10:30 AM

      I won't allow the project to be tergendala one, if I attract "unwanted" attention. Later ter"shit" how? So gross! Terus hilang mood. wakaka

      Yvonne,
      My son also like that.

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    9. Small Kucing2/8/12 10:41 AM

      same here la. My son also like that . lari to the toilet then bogel and go pangsai

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    10. yvonne2/8/12 11:17 AM

      Yalor, sometimes cannot simpan the poo poo and almost tak sempat, lari lintang pukang to the toilet. Mana boleh bagi project tergendala. Must go when got the urge.

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    11. Yannie20/8/12 2:00 PM

      Talking about cannot keep the poo poo. Yes, I just had this experience. I took the Detoxlim tea. My husband picked us up from piano class. I was in the car. Actually it was just 10 minutes drive to my house, but I felt like it took more than 30 minutes, because my poo poo was coming out anytime soon. I kept hurrying my husband to drive faster, but too bad it was blocked by several cars in front. Once I reached, I dashed in to bathroom and sat on my throne. All poo poo came out at once. Shiok betul. Thanks goodness, I didn't poo on my panty.

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  10. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:04 AM

    Q3. used to read in toilet when was a kid. Now o such luxury already . in fact people would say "oh see toh mmm tak han"

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    1. yvonne2/8/12 9:20 AM

      Now I still bring in magazine sometimes, but no longer depending on my weakened knees, so have to use the bowl one.

      I actually sneak in my reading materials; cannot let my kids see it, otherwise they will start bring in books and hog the toilet.

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    2. wenn2/8/12 9:36 AM

      oh..some people even doze off while sitting on the toilet bowl. I have heard of that.

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    3. yvonne2/8/12 9:43 AM

      My close friend did that.... dozing off in his office toilet for 30 minutes. So funny and I find it hard to doze off in that environment - like your bum bum is working hard, the smell isn't appealing and you just blend and nap??

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    4. wenn2/8/12 9:44 AM

      I guess they have to do the business and it takes time so they finally doze off..

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    5. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:57 AM

      LOL ya i heard of people doze off in the toilet too. Must be very kan cheong wanna poo and yet too sleepy

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    6. Twilight Man2/8/12 3:27 PM

      I know one guy who reads sutra books inside toilet.

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    7. Small Kucing2/8/12 3:36 PM

      Huh? Jerking off in the toilet ka reading that?

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    8. yvonne2/8/12 4:43 PM

      Is that you TM?? The one reading sutra books while poo poo, then go home can practice it with Letchumi??

      Anyway, sutra books are from India, no?

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    9. Twilight Man2/8/12 5:26 PM

      Alamak!!! The sutra is those prayer books la!

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    10. Small Kucing3/8/12 9:40 AM

      why? u sked the toilet got ghost ah?

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    11. Yannie20/8/12 2:02 PM

      I also read dharma books in toilet (clean one). No choice, that is the only time I have some peace of mind.

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  11. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:05 AM

    Yuck!! who would eat in the toilet? How to eat la even high class toilet also wont have appetite to eat la.

    You eat in the toilet ka? SK

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    1. yvonne2/8/12 9:26 AM

      Ah... I remember there was one time I ran into the toilet with my mouth chewing food. I was having dinner and suddenly the urge to pangsai came :p

      Er, of course that happened when I was still young and barbaric with no manners.

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    2. wenn2/8/12 9:35 AM

      yea, that would be no choice for us when we need to go with our mouth full.

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    3. yvonne2/8/12 9:45 AM

      Although I no longer run into the toilet with my mouth full, my kids like to poo poo while I'm having my meal. Then they will ask me to wash and clean them up.

      So I still have to go into the toilet with my mouth full :s

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    4. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:59 AM

      haiz...same case here. There used to be a period where each time makan dinner aje, the boy bising say wanna poo. Not only that. want me stand there look at him. kek sei!

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    5. lina2/8/12 10:45 AM

      My son last time every time go out to eat at some nice places, sure want to go to toilet. But lucky me, he always insisted Daddy help wash not Mommy. BEcause he shy go to ladies toilet.
      :)

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    6. yvonne2/8/12 11:21 AM

      My son still insists to tag along mommy when want to go to toilet. And daddy is so senang, no need to bring his son for pee or poo, cheh!

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    7. Twilight Man2/8/12 3:31 PM

      He should stop when he reaches 9 years old la. I went dating at 11 years old.

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    8. Small Kucing3/8/12 9:42 AM

      Grrr...mine pulak like to tag me for poo. wash bum bum sure chari me. GRRRRR


      One time the father bring him shopping. He wanna poo. Come home tell me never wash bum bum!

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  12. Yannie2/8/12 9:10 AM

    Question 1: if you can choose, would you choose to sit or to squat?? if you were to sit, will you clean the seat first before you feel comfortable to sit on the toilet bowl??

    Yan's answer: I choose to squat. If I were to sit, I will spread toilet paper on top of the seat before I sit on it.

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    1. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:13 AM

      Ohh i saw in Watson they are selling paper toilet seat protector. Have not tried that. At least with tissue paper wont so geli la

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    2. wenn2/8/12 9:31 AM

      As for me, I will definitely wipe it with tissue first before I sit on it.

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    3. yvonne2/8/12 9:32 AM

      Ya, at least there's a barrier between the seat and the delicate ass.

      I still won't sit on the 'unrecognized' bowl toilet.

      * unrecognized here means public toilets or any other toilets not familiar with.

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    4. yvonne2/8/12 9:34 AM

      I still feel geli after wiping the public toilet seat. Those unseen germs, transfer to the buttock... yiiierr~

      Normally I opt to 'hang' halfway, not touching the seat and quickly finish my business.

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    5. wenn2/8/12 9:34 AM

      true..I will only sit on my own toilet bowl in my house. Sometimes I hv to clean it too as my boy usually dirty it.

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    6. Twilight Man2/8/12 9:38 AM

      I will choose toilets la if outside in public places. Sometimes I purposely look for 5 star hotels and walk in! They even got piped music and aromatherapy fragrance to help your shit come out slowly to music rhythm !! So shiok la.

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    7. yvonne2/8/12 9:39 AM

      I'll killl my hubb if he dirtied the seat. He better makes sure he is aiming well!

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    8. wenn2/8/12 9:46 AM

      true..sometimes my boy dirty the floor too. I have to clean it first. Very troublesome.

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    9. Small Kucing2/8/12 10:01 AM

      Ya hotel toilet is definitely cleaner than at shopping complex

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    10. Small Kucing2/8/12 10:03 AM

      wenn, cham lor if you emergency had to go then arrive at toilet saw the mess. Must remind your boy to clean up

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  13. Yannie2/8/12 9:11 AM

    Question 2: when you are doing your business, do you take off your pants and hang it behind the door, drop your pants to your ankle, or never have it lower than your knees??

    Yan's answer: I will drop pants to knees only.

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    1. wenn2/8/12 9:32 AM

      I will just drop my pants at knee level. I don't take it off even though I squat. But men usually take it off.

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    2. Twilight Man2/8/12 9:35 AM

      Men cannot squat with pants halfway la... They will fall inside the toilet bowl.

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    3. yvonne2/8/12 9:37 AM

      You say it right, wenn!!

      I wonder that too?? My hubb told me if he brings the pants in, the 'odour' will stink his pants. Yeah right, as if he can do the same in public - I mean take his pants off and hang on the door. So much hassle, like the toilet floor is wet or no hanger on the door.

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    4. wenn2/8/12 9:47 AM

      Some guys have to wash their butt with water first so it's rather inconvenient when their pant is at knee level.

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    5. Small Kucing2/8/12 10:05 AM

      guys are different gua.


      So troublesome if go public toilet have to hang at the door. later the hook rosak then have to hold pulak. if hang also dangerous a the pant might slip and fall to the floor

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    6. Twilight Man2/8/12 3:33 PM

      If ladies wore pants, also same problems with men la. As for men, going to pee is the easiest and fastest without long queues like ladies toilet.

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    7. Yannie20/8/12 2:04 PM

      Why only ladies have long queue, gent do not have? I know le! Because ladies will wipe but men won't . Yerrr!

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  14. Yannie2/8/12 9:12 AM

    Question 3:when you are doing your business, do you concentrate or you need to do some other things?? for instance reading, playing your phones, surfing net?? or even eating??

    Yan's answer: I will concentrate or think only my unsolved issues.

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    1. wenn2/8/12 9:32 AM

      haha..of course! I will quickly get it done and leave the toilet. I don't like to stay long there.

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  15. Small Kucing2/8/12 9:20 AM

    saw the Mr Bean up there reminds me one episode where he wanna wash pants. Then a girl ter-grab his pants and went and wash. He got nothing to wear. Had to wear skirt.

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    1. yvonne2/8/12 9:41 AM

      Hahahaha!! I remember that! Where got so coincident that the girl's skirt is the same length and color as his pants?? Except in Mr.Bean episode :p

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    2. Small Kucing2/8/12 10:06 AM

      yup that is the one ...so funny this mr bean show. The boy was crazy about the show at one time

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    3. Simple Person2/8/12 10:45 AM

      that one is not that funny..
      I like that the zipper episode..

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    4. Yannie20/8/12 2:06 PM

      My two girls never find Mr. Bean series boring, they can watch it again and again, and they can still laugh at him.He is one amazing joker.

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  16. suituapui2/8/12 9:35 AM

    First question, sit. I cannot squat - I would tumble over.

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  17. suituapui2/8/12 9:36 AM

    Third question, I browse online - my blog...see any new comments, check Facebook any updates or not etc...

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  18. suituapui2/8/12 9:37 AM

    Second question, you want to know kah? Come, come...next time, I poo-poo...you go in with me and see lah! See whether the smell will kill you or not. Muahahahahaha!!!!

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    1. Simple Person2/8/12 11:57 AM

      aiyo eat more vege le...
      so that the shit smell is nice..

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    2. Small Kucing3/8/12 9:43 AM

      ewww....vege or nmeat where got poo will smell nice one? If got sure people alreasy selling poo lo. See those cow eat vege. The poo darn smelly leh

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  19. Hayley2/8/12 9:49 AM

    LOL this poo poo post is very 'interesting'...
    - I'm ok with sit or squat.. And yes, I'll clean the seat first before sitting on it ;)
    - Erm, drop my pants to the ankle..
    - Very concentrate.. haha..

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  20. Small Kucing2/8/12 10:09 AM

    I went to Paradigm mall the other day. The toile was "unavailable". They were doing some maintenance la.

    So urgent have to go. Cant go other place to find toilet.

    saw got disable person toilet there.

    Used that. Wah their disable person toilet is really BIG. very roomy and also clean too.

    At least when i go i also happy a bit la coz it's clean

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    1. Simple Person2/8/12 10:22 AM

      i tot you went to the guys toilet or poo outside.. lol
      and then bury your shit....
      last time my female friend cannot tahan and there is a long queue in the female . she went to the guys toilet...

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    2. Simple Person2/8/12 10:24 AM

      but some ppl go to the disable toilet got other purpose one....
      you got make sure the bowl is all clean?

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    3. lina2/8/12 10:48 AM

      I can use any toilet for other purpose one. No need to be big mah! kekeke
      Ahem ahem

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    4. yvonne2/8/12 11:25 AM

      Roomy is better wert, Lina. Sometimes ahem ahem can get wilder and wetter :p

      Like TM and Letchumi, they need the whole padang to dance, then roll, then ahem ahem...

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    5. Twilight Man2/8/12 3:16 PM

      Weiii you think I will roll on the floor inside disabled toilets? I better sit on wheel chair and ahem.

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    6. Small Kucing3/8/12 9:44 AM

      HUH??? do what at disable toilet? Yuck la...

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  21. Simple Person2/8/12 10:18 AM

    There is a time when my friend go berak and squad down.. he drop his phone inside...
    and he dare enough and pick it up... yucks..
    so whenever he talk over his phone he could smell his shit.. kakakaka

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    1. Yannie2/8/12 11:13 AM

      What phone is that ? Go inside toilet, still can function ka?

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    2. yvonne2/8/12 11:27 AM

      Yan is interested on the shitted phone. Ewww..... I got a friend whose phone fell into the toilet bowl and he picked it up, air dried for several days and voila! can be used again.

      But no one dares to borrow it from him. Last time we were poor students then. No credit already, need to make urgent call would ask to lend from friends.

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    3. Twilight Man2/8/12 3:14 PM

      My wife phone fell inside the coffee shop toilet and habis!!! The iPhone was 2 months old.

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    4. Small Kucing2/8/12 3:32 PM

      LOL my fren hp also fell in toilet. high class toilet. the melaka Cass de Rio hotel toilet. pick up but rosak kena water

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  22. Simple Person2/8/12 10:19 AM

    hmm wait are we doing a survey now?
    if like that SK need to pay us for every input le...

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    1. Yannie2/8/12 12:18 PM

      Since this survey post, can I add one more question? How many time you guys poo poo every day?

      I poo at least one, sometime 2, sometime 3.

      I heard that the best is to poo poo 3 times a day, as we take 3 main meals a day, so have to poo poo 3 times also.

      What say you?

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    2. Twilight Man2/8/12 3:13 PM

      Your anus longgar until poo 3 times!!! cannot hold it ka?

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    3. Yannie2/8/12 4:50 PM

      Most of the time I poo only 1 time, I need to use the detox tea to help me poo more.

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    4. Small Kucing3/8/12 9:45 AM

      errr...me usually 1x only

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  23. lina2/8/12 1:55 PM

    Yan,
    I can poo after each heavy meal one! Easy in Easy out.

    But I was so worried that I went to see doctor about it. xD

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    1. Yannie2/8/12 2:47 PM

      lina, may you have active lifestyle, so your digestion is good. Nothing wrong, it is very healthy to poo after each heavy meal.

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    2. lina2/8/12 3:09 PM

      dunno lah... doctor said if I'm worried then can do endoscope to check whether perut got problem or not. Lazy to check lah...

      Anyway, I poo a lot pun, weight tadak turun... so I guess its same amount in, same amount out. LOL

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    3. Small Kucing3/8/12 9:46 AM

      your bowel movement so fast ah? got digest properly or not?

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  24. 海市蜃樓2/8/12 2:11 PM

    1. 我會揀坐嘅。 當然要做一番清潔先啦。
    2. 除一半唔會低過膝蓋。
    3. 通常乜都唔做，專心如廁。

    食嘢！？太過重口味勒褂！

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  25. FBS Headmaster2/8/12 3:38 PM

    If can squat I squat, if sit then I will clean first. Pants always takes the whole thing off and hang, if squat then very concentrate , if sit can still play with phone, haha xD

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  26. Koh Kian Fai2/8/12 5:05 PM

    concentration is dam important for doing things right lol

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    1. Koh Kian Fai2/8/12 5:54 PM

      once does not simply disturb me while shitting hahaha, if I kena kacau, the person who kacau me will die lol

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    2. Koh Kian Fai2/8/12 5:57 PM

      岁月不留人啊，我们的豆豆先生很老了 *流泪*

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    3. Koh Kian Fai2/8/12 5:58 PM

      thanks for sharing such nice video :) sure you are a fans of Mr. Bean too XD

      it is time for me to fan him kao kao :P

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    4. Koh Kian Fai2/8/12 6:00 PM

      Mr. Bean, I shall chase more video of him via youtube then! hehehe

      this is showing how mr. bean claim his pants back, nothing related to pangsai ahahha

      kesian the person who kena kacau by mr. bean lol

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    5. Koh Kian Fai2/8/12 6:01 PM

      swtm his underpants went right into the toilet bowl zzz

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  27. Yannie2/8/12 5:34 PM

    Most of the time, I won't do anything inside the toilet. Because I will wait till my poo poo really want to come out then only I will rush into toilet. So, very fast I will settle everything. I don't have the habit to bring book, phone, or anything inside.

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    1. Small Kucing3/8/12 9:47 AM

      Tan, mothers wanna berak also no time. True what you said. Wait till a moment before explode baru run to toilet. Too many things to do

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  28. MEcoy2/8/12 7:49 PM

    i love mr bean he's indeed funny he need no words for his humor

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    1. MEcoy2/8/12 7:50 PM

      hmm i usually sit actually

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    2. MEcoy2/8/12 7:50 PM

      hmmm i dont know i just throw my pants on the laundry haha

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    3. MEcoy2/8/12 7:51 PM

      well i must do something else to break the stress

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    4. MEcoy2/8/12 7:51 PM

      have a great day sk

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  29. Chris Chia2/8/12 10:50 PM

    选坐的当然先清洁，之前是专心的。后来有了苹果在手就忙咯~

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  30. bluedreamer275/8/12 11:32 AM

    hahaha the Poo poo post legacy continues LOL

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  31. bluedreamer275/8/12 11:33 AM

    speaking of which.. that is actually my health problem right now... i got IBS or irritable Bowel Syndrome and I can hardly do a business you know...only laxative made me feel better sigh

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