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19.07.2012 | 沖廁風雲

[Volume 7 Issue 7, #1480]
因為噚日嘅一件事, 觸發我寫呢一篇post, 雖然好多人會認為好惡心好核突(不過都可能有人好喜歡!!).. 不過見咁多博客寫來寫去都係美食, 又何妨呢?? 哈哈!! 今日就問大家兩條好簡單嘅問題, 真係對自己坦白, 老老實實回答呀~~ :D
  • 假設你去廁所入, 見到馬桶內浮著前一手用客嘅屎.. 你會唔會落手沖乾淨然之後, 若無其事用個馬桶?? 定係掉頭走人, 揀過另外一間呢??
  • 當你完事之後, 會唔會回頭望一望自己啲屎, 確保沖乾淨晒先離開?? 定係沖水後急不及待離開, 唔理有冇沖乾淨有冇殘留啲屎喺度??
i am inspired by an incident yesterday to write this post, though i know it will be quite gross and losing-appetite for some readers (but some readers may really enjoy it!!).. since so many people blog about nice food, why not then?? haha!! just two little questions to ask today, have fun being honest to yourself~~ :D
  • if you went into a toilet cubicle and saw some poo-poo floating in the bowl, will you just flush and use, or will you leave and choose another cubicle??
  • after you are done, will you take a look at your poo-poo and make sure they are all flushed clean before leaving, or you just flush and leave without giving it a d*mn whether they still remain floating??
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  1. Good morning, SK, everyone!

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    1. Good morning, ladies and SK!!

      This greeting entry will be always counted as one line. So next time I probably won't greet anyone anymore.... don't say I'm rude, wokay?

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    2. Good Morning HS (high speed)

      Good Morning Wenn...!

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    3. Good Morning Yvonne....


      All this greetings 0.00 points.

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    4. Good morning everyone!

      Spamming commences again for today... Make sure you type more than one line!!!!

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    5. Good morning, Yvonne and TM!
      Nice to see all of you here!

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    6. Don't hog the quota, TM. Don't start with greeting, straight away to the point! (Eh, I'm supposed to sulk at the corner, why am I here replying to granny?)

      SK leng chai, I got one concern here...
      I can't comment directly on your post without some warm-up. Talking nonsense and greeting gesture is a good way to start the (chatterbox) engine. You know, must have foreplay first~~

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    7. happy morning HS, Wenn, Ah Hua, Annay Lina.......
      It is a wet morning in KL..

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    8. SK, you must be very happy that you have law-abiding citizens in your county!

      You know what? At the endless ideas everyone has from whatever topic you post, poo included, the 200 comment-quota will still easily be met. Only difference is, you will get more words in addition to Yvonne's foreplay. LOL

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    9. It's true. Greetings come first even though there's no point for that.

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    10. Good morning, SP! Ipoh's weather is nice! I need to go marketing now as I have used the toilet!

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    11. Psst.. it's only 9:12am and there are already 59 comments ahead of this one! How not to meet 200? Maybe we need to conserve our bullets (read ideas... before the sheriff draws his gun. haha..

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    12. Good morning everypne. . Aiyo now got qouta liao sie la....looks like before noon going to close off

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  2. HS, morning, didn't you receive a letter from SK, must type longer than 1 line. I type longer than 1 line already, SK. I am very obedient reader to you.

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    1. Shows how popular SK is...

      Some more send a "without prejudice" e-mail to his loyal spammers.

      So business like.

      What do you expect from a MBA right? kakaka

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    2. My first comment, got 5 lines already! Yeay! Make this one have more lines also. kakaka

      Still contains nonsense though! LOL

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    3. thank you so much Yan to work together with me!! i like you, hehe~~ i just think rather than putting short comments and splitting your comments into a few, just be fair to the others.. don't hog the quota and let them have a chance to comment, and also for me to be able to read and reply more conveniently.. :)

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    4. LOL.. Yan, I read the love-letter, but from my limited understanding, it says you'll still earn that 1.0 point if you come to comment though..

      Unless I've understood that incorrectly.

      SK?

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    5. Good morning, SK, Yan, Lina!

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    6. Today my mood is spoilt; early morning checked email and received a "warning" mail. How can like that? I don't want to comment anymore, go sulk in the corner first.....

      Bye.

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    7. Sulk in corner or sulk in jamban, Yvonne?

      Tell the truth lah! kakaka

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    8. Next time I should comment like this to make 5 lines...plus over

      Good Morning
      Lina,
      Yvonne,
      Simple Person,
      Wenn,
      HS.

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    9. Very fair indeed. Everyone should have the chance.

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    10. TM, i am angry already, why no good morning to YAN. You discriminate me, I hate you!

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    11. Lina, my jamban hour is not this early. Need to wait for my breakfast to digest and move south; takes about 2 hours.... 10am la, I'll be releasing on my golden throne.

      I seldom go early unless I have big dinner the night before.

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    12. Ooops! Yan woke up already lah!......

      Good morning Yan!
      Selamat Pagi Yan!
      Sawadee Kub Khun Yan!
      Yengga Poreng Ngehh Yan Sangkachee!

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    13. now I could use my Ipad in the jamban and type long winding granny comment in SK.. hahahaha

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    14. Good morning TM, SP, Yvonne, Wenn, lina, Genskie and SK. I hope I am not missing anyone. Now, I am "shiok" a bit. Women are very "small gas" one.

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    15. Same here. Received the same letter. sei lo means cannot use phone to spam as not enough space

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    16. Happy morning Yan and small kucing

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    17. I also received the love letter from SK Thambee but I cannot understand la cos he typed in Tamil... LOL

      I will just comment my usual ways until he go haywire! Kakakakaka

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  3. Question 1 : if you went into a toilet cubicle and saw some poo-poo floating in the bowl, will you just flush and use, or will you leave and choose another cubicle??

    Yan's answer: I will leave and choose another cubicle.

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    1. I dunno what the post is about yet... just kacau Yan first. ;p

      But answering the question :
      unless it's very urgent and no other cubicle left, I flush and use lor... otherwise I change.

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    2. Question two:
      I will check and make sure all clear.

      If not, flush and flush again. ;p

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    3. Dear lina, you flush and flush again, also not enough one, you have spray air freshener, your cubicle will sure smell like petai, very toxic one. Not good for people breathing system.

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    4. Uwwaaaa!!!! Yan so bad!!!!

      Yan... I make sure bad smell all gone lah!

      Otherwise so shameful to come out also! kakaka

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    5. I will quickly do my business and go! Can't tahan the smell!

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    6. To answer question #1, I'll flush and go to other available cubicle. I'm so good, right~ stepped into the dirtied cubicle, might as well flush... see already cannot act blind.

      But if there's not other cubicle I'll force myself to flush and use.

      One more scenario, if there's no more available cubicle, the one you entered is filled with poo poo, and no water supply what would you do?

      >>I would rather walk out and apply my kungfu "tahan".

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    7. Lina how you make sure all the smell gone? by quickly inhale all the amonia smell? kakakakaka...

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    8. I would leave too. Too gross to stay. Later i vomit then the situation there become more teruk.

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  4. I see the sheriff has stepped in..

    Need clarification on this though. You wrote:

    ..one-liner comments will be foremost automatically disqualified and will not earn any point.. you'll still earn that 1.0 point if you come to comment though..

    Please shed some light here. Thanks.

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    1. Ya lo! I typed longer than 1 line in your comment box, but when published, it becomes shorter than 1 line. How you determine 1 line comment, dear SK? 1 line is how many word count? Please enlighten me here. Thanks in advance. Your clarification is truly appreciated.

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    2. Sheriff SK...
      Lina wants to aks!

      She commented very late yesterday.

      Her comments counted or not? COunt lah... otherwise she very sad and will go sulk at the corner. LOL

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    3. Thanks SK for the guidance! It's a very fair thing to do. I see that you have to be critical too.

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    4. I also want to ask!!

      I'm a slow thinker and slow typer.... By the time I finished one long winded comments, others might have spammed 2-3 comments with shorter line, i.e. 3 sentences or lines, which means they get more points than me :(

      It's not fair!! I can't help it if I'm slow~

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    5. ya lor...dont really understand. what if got the ...... or









      blank space...

      count ka as one liner or what.

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    6. now SK new name Sheriff Koh..
      so when you saman ppl, will you except duit kopi? lol
      talking about saman I just kena one saman for using hp while driving.. aihhh another few hundreds gone.. say no to bribe...

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    7. SP, few hundreds gone just like that, may be the GOD knows you are billionaire. That day I forgot to wear safety belt, I gave the police RM10 only. The police pity me, I said I am suri rumah only.

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    8. what la..if i am busy in the morning and cant come how la..

      See SP kena saman liao for using hp while driving. later we also have to resort to commenting while driving how ah? kekeke

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    9. wah, so many "feedback" ah.. but then i one person cannot be possible to please every one of you woh.. maybe we do away with all the competition lah, no points and no prizes, hahahaha!! :D

      well well well, i see (almost) all of you are doing the right thing now!! so happy, so please keep it on..

      but the Sheriff says, "don't have to know how the scoring system works, it's complicated to explain.. if you want points, make sure your comments are more than a line, then you're safe!!".. hahaha!!

      anyway, i've explained many times.. as always, come comment you automatically get 1.0 points, and every subsequent verified comment earns you additional 0.1 point.. :)

      and finally, no worries also if you took your sweet time typing long comments, you will sure be "rewarded" for the long comments.. :)

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    10. SK, the time is 10 minutes to 11am and the comment has reached 158. Die la, tomorrow and the days after must come in early to spam, otherwise if come in the afternoon, the comment box will be disable due to overwhelming comments.

      T____T sometimes I'm very busy one. No time to blog hop until lunch time.

      How ar? You are increasing the addiction level, la!

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  5. Question 2: after you are done, will you take a look at your poo-poo and make sure they are all flushed clean before leaving, or you just flush and leave without giving it a d*mn whether they still remain floating??

    Yan's answer: I will make sure my business has been flushed thoroughly clean without leaving any trace that people know I poo earlier. Unless people can tell from the different smell floating in the air.

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    1. As for lina, people sure know she poos one. She ate so much petai. lina, after you poo, please spray some air freshener, otherwise, people come in afterwards, will all suffocate in breathing.

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    2. You all so bad... bully me ah?

      I report you all cyber bully me! kakaka

      I will try air-air the cubicle.

      Actually, if at office, I use the "executive" tandas and not the ones that have more cubicle. Much more "peaceful". kakaka

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    3. Wah! you use executive toilet one. How good! How lucky you! We only common toilet. When I go in first, I am good one, I will signal to Yvonne not to use those got poo poo inside one. She never signal to me one.

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    4. Yvonne so bad one lah...

      And you so good to her. Go piak her a bit. LOL

      Executive toilet also no good, as there are so many "executives" here. ;p

      And some of these ladies may have been so pampered by their maids - always leave their poo-poo trace behind. Sometimes stains also. SO GROSS! @.@

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    5. The ones in Europe were super clean. We were needed to pay 50 cents to use them.

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    6. Executives are highly educated people, how can be like that? yerrrr....female toilet, got a lot stain one. Stain of poo poo la, stain of menses la! I think male toilet is cleaner, no? Gentlemen please comment.

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    7. Men's one got pee stain if they go inside instead of doing it at urinals. No?

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    8. Some men cannot aim properly one....

      I live with all male in-laws.... aiyoh... want to scold also cannot. ;p

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    9. Oic, my house got only 1 male. May be I am aware of "the aiming not properly" issue. You are right also, lina. Thanks enlightening me.

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    10. Ask them pee into the longkang lah! LOL

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    11. No wonder my male boss always complaint, he said why 6 males in the admin office make the Gent so hell dirty.

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    12. Wei, Yan... I got give you warning before. You never opened your eyes big big to see before dropping your bombs.

      Lina, how come your company got different types of jamban ka? Common, Executive, Peasant, Director, CEO??? Why different when their poo poo are all the same? Double standard!

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    13. Forgot to add (don't say I purposely split my comment, I really forgotten one!), men jamban is not any cleaner than women's.

      I heard one of my male colleagues complained he found a strand of curly short hair on the sink in the toilet, yiierrr.... So gross la!

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    14. I would fast fast clean up and get out of there lor.

      wah Lina have executive toilet one ah? Why ah? coz ppl beh tahan the smell so give executive toilet ka? Just joking la

      But memang petai and durian smell aiyo sray habis one bottle of air freshner alsonot enough

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    15. Eh male toilet cleaner than female meh? In my last ofc my boss manyak teruk one. shh shh already doesnt wanna flush.

      sometimes emergengy when the ladies are occupied i had to use male toilet...grrr...see his shh shh there

      my superior said it's the Chinese pantang wor. say sometimes male dont flush coz say flushing mean flush away the $$$

      To me it's just plain lazy!

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    16. And I came back to answer for question #2.

      I make sure all my poo poo is flushed, 100% no trace. Otherwise I'll use all methods to get rid of it - flush and wait for the tank to refill and flush and repeat; spray with hose; or use the ultimate toilet brush (that's the last resort!).

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    17. Yvonne what if it's public toilet in shopping mall. No brush leh.

      I would take the water hose(if have one) and spray at the spot that ahem ahem stuck lo.

      But now all the modern toilet, many no more such water hose :(

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    18. If public toilet no choice la; no brush, I rather kena urine tract infection (choi! choi!), LOL! I also won't dare to use the water hose.... some ladies have bad sense of shooting also, spray the pee pee everywhere and stained the hose, yiiieeerrr.....

      Sorry, can't help with the repeated noun "yiieeeerrr" here, have to use many many times to express disgust.

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    19. i use tissue paper to pick up the hose lor. But must see la whether the hose is on the floor or hanging on the wall. if on the floor i wont bother la. but if on the wall then at least i can bluff myself say it's clean LOL

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  6. SK, it's good that you came up with that guideline to allow for more readers to comment. However, it is still the reader's choice to either say one word or a hundred so long as it's a complete sentence or it makes sense. Case in point, I can say "Awesome!" or "So clean!" when I see your toilet bowl so clean and the water so blue. No? LOL

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    1. thanks for your feedback HS.. and I truly understand your concern but after analyzing the current commenting trend in my blog, I think I will need to step in with this guidelines.. as for those who just dropped by to put short comments, they are not after the points, so I don't think they ever bother.. the control is mainly for those who puts multiple comments.. but in the end I think it's not possible to please every single commenter, at least i'm trying to do something to promote healthy and reasonable commenting, haha!! :)

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    2. SK, you're right. I missed that point - about commenters not concerned about earning points. Thanks.

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  7. I will take a look first before I use it. If dirty, I will use another one.

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    1. same over here. I dont go flushing other ppl poo poo. Coz when i spotted that i would feel like vomitting

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  8. Eh! So syiok about this toilet story... lupa pulak to wish you all a HAPPY THURSDAY morning!

    It's a wet Thursday morning....

    Anyone caught in the jam and come late to office? ;p

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    1. Ya lo! I like this toilet story also. My office common toilet in Admin block only have 3 cubicles. We don't have much choices. I am particular in toilet cleanliness also. I will "tahan" my poo poo if the toilet is too dirty. I will "tahan" my urine also. Bad for health, no?

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    2. Last night midnight no elec at my place. darn hot 4.30am baru got elec. Haiz...then that time baru wanna rain.

      really makes me no mood even to go toilet. no light. takut fall into jamban

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    3. i caught in a jam and the director just send an email reminder not to late for work.

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  9. Unless I have no choice whereby the others are occupied. I need to do something.

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  10. I will flush it first. Then use it.

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  11. At office, I hate it when people comes in and wait for me to finish my business. Cannot concentrate lah wei!

    Go to the other toilet! Or wait outside.

    Later don't pengsan by my odour! kakaka

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    1. lina, you do business also need to concentrate one. I always do my business half conscious only. I will use this business hour to think my programming logic. I always find a lot of creative ideas inside toilet one.

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    2. I always solve the very tough programming logic in my mind when I do my big business. Because at that time, I got the most peace of mind.

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    3. haha..I don't like to be waited too. Sometimes we need more time, right?

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    4. Tu la....same over here. I hate it when got ppl out side waiting for me to finish up my "biz". The biz refused to :"transact" LOL

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  12. Thambee I thought you poo inside the river at the village!

    Since when you flushed the toilets? Bwahahaha....

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    1. TM, SK poo inside river also better than poo at his pants ma! Right?

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  13. I am very kiasu in toilets.

    I not only look-see and spot check my poo poo.

    I also see got stains or not otherwise I will flush with hose till gone. Bingo!

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    1. TM, I also spot check my poo poo and my anal. This is a good habit. To see, if got any trace of blood. Do I sound very negative here?

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    2. Blood!!!.... Yeah when my Sai too hard la..... Kakakaka

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    3. T-Man, you teruk lah and it's all SK's fault but you made me laugh! This one more than one line, right?

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    4. At young age, it could be Sai too hard only la! No big deal. No worry, young man.

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    5. TM, sometimes flush with hose won't work. The poo poo stain is too stubborn - you need to use the brush. Some people are not aware of what they left over, huh?

      Let others clean your sh*t! #(($&%^*

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    6. TM wou become the poo inspector ah? Check so much for what . To report back to colleague that texture and shape ka?

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    7. I have seen the weirdest shit twice in my life! My ex colleague shitted out so big chunk of thick shit like a small plate size. It could not be flushed away! He had to borrow the 14 inches steel ruler in the office and sliced them... Bwahahahaha! I swear this is real ok.

      Years earlier, I was living in the boarding school in US where we had those common toilet for males. Got one guy who always shitted out fat chunk of shit and also could not be flushed away! He just left it there until next morning for the cleaner to remove it manually by wearing gloves!!!!!! We students all saw that shit few times with our own eyes and laid trap. Finally we found out it was a huge sized black guy who always used toilet after midnight when everyone had gone to sleep! Yiaks! We wondered how his asshole could tear so big to release! This story is also real ok.

      Blergh!

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    8. My colleagues must be thinking I've gone coo coo when I read poo inspector's weirdest poo poo incidents!

      I can't stop laughing to myself and wonder how the biggest sh*t is formed?? I mean, no broken pieces? OMG, so huge that it get stuck in the hole? Btw, TM, whose steel ruler is that? I'm not that generous to donate mine for poo poo slicing. No way!!

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  14. When I see other people's poo poo floating, that makes my day!
    I will stare and admire them! I will examine it and guess what that shitter had eaten to make that awesome couloirs in green and reddish tones! Kakakakakakaka

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    1. Haha..you made my day! Very funny, the way you analysed it.

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    2. Oh dear - to T-Man's comment. I think that's what they do for heads-of- state in some countries.

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    3. I find granny TM is getting weirder. Why you want to stare and admire poo poo?? So disgusting and the smell is bad, I'll puke and make the scene worst for the janitor - poo-poo + vomit, yucks!

      Although this entry is kinda gross, but I like it!

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    4. Ya lor, yVonne. Looks like TM having a poo fetish. eiyer.....

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    5. lol .. tm annay.. then it make you a forensic shit invetigator.. you can start your TVB series now.. how to anlayse shit.. what type shit is this..

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    6. LOL! Any university is offering course for FSI? It would be very suitable for TM who is interested in other people's toilet habit.

      Can we tell the person's attitude and behaviour by his/her poo poo? Sort of like palm reading or face reading? This is poo-poo reading!

      Eh, I know that Japanese school kids are supposed to bring their poo-poo to school in a specialized container for examination. I wonder who's the teacher to perform the test. Lina or Rurousha, I need clarification!!

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    7. "Eh, I know that Japanese school kids are supposed to bring their poo-poo to school in a specialized container for examination."

      This one is for real or just pulling my legs? Yvonne

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  15. If he had eaten to much sesame seeds and never chew his veggies enough, it will be coated with sesame seeds with taugehs sprouting out. Wow! It looks like aliens in the toilet bowl!
    Kakakakakakaka



    I will snap photos!...

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    1. Eh, taugehs not from sesame seeds lah. Ok, aliens may be.

      This is comment #84 already.

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    2. If the day before eating dragon fruit, the next day, the "jamban" will be like "kena" machine gun shooting. The poo will fly everywhere.

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    3. If eat red dragon fruit, you'll get red poo poo and scared the hell out of you - you thought you pooed blood!!

      I experienced that once and am not going to eat red dragon fruits in large quantity :p I had 2 big biji then~

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    4. Very "pantang" seeing blood in stool one. Thank God, it was because for red dragon fruit.

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    5. I sill remember when my son around 1 year old. Poo poo out the jagung. cant digest mah. whole biji and tougeh also come out.

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    6. hahahaha.. I do encounter before .. sesame seed, taugeh, and sometimes some "fatt choy" all not process in the shit. that is really disgusting.... so it reminds me must chew your food properly...

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  16. I know I talked nuts but I am sure some people are worst than me. Long ago I blogged and posted a photo showing a gold fish inside the toilet bowl. It sent commenters screaming. Actually I photoshopped the gold fish inside but it looked so real.

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    1. Talking about toilet usage is sometimes a taboo. Anyway, in this case, it seems so normal. In a nutshell, toilets is a necessity and it must be taken care of.

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    2. If in the old days talking about poo like this we would have been curse by the elders. (ahem...this one kira one liner ka? counted kaa? Got point or not?)

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    3. hahahaha... maybe the ppl bought it and thinking that the gold fish survive by eating poo poo .. hahahahaha

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  17. Good morning Sk what an interesting post early this morning.... :p

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  18. Our admin floor only has 2 cubicles, one for male and one for female. Another one is for directors which is located in a dark corner! The directors use our male toilet and I suspect theirs is eerie and haunted!

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    1. TM- apa cerita. Endless story about being haunted one?

      LOL...the only haunted toilet i remember is my school one la. Dare not go unless got friends to accompany

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    2. Do yo unow that most of the ghost stories are from the toilet.. maybe imagination runs wild after inhale all the nice poo poo smell .. kakakaka..
      they say high liao...

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    3. Toilet is not only full of poo-poo, but stray ghosts! When I was in Standard 1 or 2, we dared not go to toilet alone. Must get friends for companion. Worst still, 2 girls shared a cubicle!! Don't ask, I can't remember how we managed to pee/poo in the small, smelly, dark, dirty cubicle.

      Some pupils were so naughty they locked their friend in the cubicle and cabut lari. Poor student got traumatized for the whole month, refused to go to toilet and pee in the pants.

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    4. Got ghosts who like to go to toilet and eat shit. Some like to watch woman pee! Serious lah! You don't believe, go ask them!

      Better chant mantra or recite prayers when go to toilet. You will be safe!

      Last time my sister sat inside toilet when we moved to a new house in Penang, she saw a tall dark shadow slowly came in from under the door and stood right in front of her! My mum was horrified to hear that and quickly invited almost half dozen Thai monks to bless the house! Wakakakakka!

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  19. I noticed the Male Toilets are always very dirty no matter which country we go to! Some guys need to take up urinating courses so that they can take aim and piss accurately. You visit the pubs and see the guys throwing darts on the wall. You can guess how they urinate from their scores! Kakakakakakaka

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    1. My husband never play dart one, that means he is not aiming at all when urinate, no?

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    2. LOL... Maybe he squat or sit one.... Kakakakakakaka

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    3. coz male lazy to flush la. Like the story of my boss which i left comment above.

      ada ka patut say not good to flush coz mean flush way the $$. No wonder two of his maid lari from the house

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    4. That's terrible meow meow, I rather flush $$ then the whole toilet smells like shit.

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    5. That why la, Yan

      In the beginning we were wodering who never flush. Then after sometimes we started to monitor.

      Okay okay we were working but yet we noticed la. Everytime the boss go toilet sure the toilet not flushed.

      Damn kedekut also. CNY never give angpau one. shake hands aje.

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    6. annay tm make sure you wear your spec first before shootting..
      but I saw some urine bowl now got those frog and it says shoot me ..kakaka.. annay you got shoot the frog or not?

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    7. Frog, no use one. Must have a sexy woman picture there, with the same working, that's properly work better, no?

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    8. Cannot put sexy women pictures, the guys cannot concentrate. Later not only shoot pee pee, will shoot out collagen too [18SX] :p

      Meow, your boss is one crazy fella. Who doesn't flush the toilet after the business?? My son will simply shoot in the drain hole and he gets scolding from papa and sister because he doesn't bother to clean it up later... yes, ammonia toxic to suffocate the next person :p

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    9. Wah! SP Thambee talk about frogs! The ladies confused la!

      I got circle the frog head first and shampoo it. Next shoot moisturizer lah! Then frog kena drown and mampus!

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    10. :S Poo Inspector, please elaborate more about the frog, now I'm confused.... and I'm eager to meet the frog, so please introduce it to us ladies here.

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    11. Hey men! I really confused, what is the frog that you guys need to shoot at? Some more need to circle the frog head and shampoo it, shoot moisturizer at the frog, then make it drown. Please, please... explain more.

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    12. Faster explain lah! The comments are going to 200, later you cannot explain to me.

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    13. the frog is actually a picture in the urine bowl and it says shoot me..
      annay tm just exagerate only la...
      so that you don't just shoot here shoot there.. get it?

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  20. Omgh! This is terrible ni,...9.30am already 83 comments...aiyoyo how la...

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    1. Before you comment, meow meow you read email, got new rule, ok?

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    2. tu la..new rules..have to write long sentence lor...Then cannot one sentence break into two mah

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    3. well, we have no choice. I have to do it right away. Otherwise, I won't be free until tonight.

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  21. In fact, I like to have diarrhea, after diarrhea, I feel like I am thinner and lighter. But, my stomach is quite strong one, I seldom have diarrhea. How sad.

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    1. diarrhea? why want that. No thankiu. I just want "smooth transaction"

      Eh have you tried taking spirulina? That one go toilet the transaction very smooth. no problem at all.

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    2. yan I teach you.. go and get some bitterguord and blend it to drink.. immediate you will "lau sai".
      It works for me when I detoxid my body 1x/2wk

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    3. I don't like to have diarrhea. It's very inconvenient and troublesome too.

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    4. In fact my transaction is quite smooth one, sometimes 2 times a day one. I take a lot of fruit, veggie and fiber one. But, got chance to "lau sai", I don't mind one.

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  22. Speaking of toilet, would you go to petrol station toilet when emergency?

    I do and i find that Petronas's toilet is cleanest amount all the rest. cleanest of course cannot compare to our home toilet la

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  23. in your post you say that yeseterday encounter some incidents and make you want to write this post? so what incident la? saw someone poo poo? kakakakaka

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  24. As for me I seldom go for public.. normally I will poo in the morning and it is good until the next day.. kakakaka

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    1. I always visit the toilet first thing in the morning. I hate to do it outside using the public ones.

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  25. If in a special urgent case eg. eat too much, food poisonining.. then I will have no choice to go for a public toilet...

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  26. as for me I will choose a clean toilet room.. no stain, no shit, no smell.. hahahahaha...
    but if really cannot then I have to flush and will follow annay TM cursing the fellow .. KNLBCCB .. kakakakakak

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    1. Clean toilet if in the hotel is easy to find la. But shopping complex ones it's like looking for a needle in a haystack. amd most of the toilet are pretty wet

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    2. SP, you are kind of normal, TM the poo inspector is kind of weird. I do not want to give a second stare at people shit.

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    3. Woi! Woi!... Your mulut lagi busuk la SP Thambee! Your KNLBCCB is damn long and vulgar wor!


      kekekekekekeke.....

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    4. Toilet man.. I tot that one is your favourite quote. Mr. Sergent Koh too me that.. the KNN is noting and your famous KNLBCCB is the mild one..
      please look back in my previous post..
      http://oongui.blogspot.com/2012/07/pasar-besar-wet-market-seremban.html

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  27. Shopping mall toilet is still not bad cause it still got ppl to do maintenance.. wait till you see those chinese restaurant toilet. you really want to pengsan

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    1. Talking about shopping mall toilets, I prefer those got auto flush one.

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    2. But sometimes why i ahate the auto flush ones are when i havent finish the transaction. the toilet flushed already. then the water sometimes too fast or what will kena my ahem ahem. YUCK

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    3. Auto ones will sense that we have finished doing our business. No need to touch those handle which might be full of bacteria.

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  28. My worst encounter is in China rural area.. kanasai .. you can see United Colour Of Shit
    coz there just dig a hole and you poo inside ..
    It was very disgusting..

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    1. Then, should invite the poo inspector TM to go and have a look, take a picture, photo shop and put in his blog.

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    2. I think poo inspector TM will be very happy to obliged . TAking photo and maybe blogging about it LOL

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    3. LOL, granny TM has become poo inspector! Today manyak police appeared out of no where, first being Sheriff Koh and now Poo Inspector TM (can call Toilet Man, too). So who's next? SP, wanna be Sergeant Pee?

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    4. Walau Eh! Toilet Man!.... faints!





      Wakakakakakaka.....

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    5. I agree that China used to have the worst toilets in the world. I had my bad experience when the tour bus stopped by the roadside public toilet on the mountains in Hebei, on my way to Chengdu. OMG! First time I saw their most talked about One-Longkang system inside the toilet that has no doors!!! You can see men squatting down & shitting in the individual 2 feet high wall partitions without doors with their ass or genitals in full view! Their shit will all flow out into the big common drain in the middle! Who ever wanna pee, just stand and face each other to urinate right onto the big drain that has flowing shit. Urgh! The men were not shy to shit or pee in front of you in fullest view. To them it was a natural thing. Blergh! Yiaks!

      No wonder the Olympics Council warned them sternly to clean up their toilets and build world class standard toilets. That happened only in Beijing, Shanghai and bigger cities. I am not sure about the rural areas. Anyone wanna go check it out?

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  29. Speaking of poo ah. Hong Kong have the poo restaurant right? Did you go there and eat the "poo" there ka?

    Saw in a friend's FB she went with her husband. The poo they ate look so "gross". I dont think i would dare to go eat there. go look see look see can la.

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  30. Furthermore all th flies fly in those China toilet and sometime the fly land on your ass..
    it was really terrible encounter.. so die die also will not go to china's toilet in theose rural areas...

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    1. Luckily it is fly, not bee, bee can sting your buttock.

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    2. Then how if emegency? Into the bushes ka?

      Friends said bring umbrella just for such emergency

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    3. If you opened your umbrella to do business in China, you'll attract many eyes to you.... you're weird because in that country, they just do small or big business like nobody business - no need to cover or anything; and no one bother to stop and stare.

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  31. I remember that I went with one qwailo and he went to those china's toilet.
    Within 1 sec he rush out and start vomiting.. kakakaka..... I think it was the bad experience for him...

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    1. Pity him, got one time, my baby girl poo poo in potty. Then, I had to throw her poo poo into toilet bowl, I smelt her poo poo, I couldn't continue my action, I held my breath for a while, I also puke in her potty. I really cannot "tahan" one.

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  32. There is another worst toilet and I think you all encounter.. is our school toilet...
    I remember that last there are some students that really poo outside the bowl.. it is really damn disgusting.. aihhh.. this is call ASIAN toilet...

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    1. biasa la. Plus toilet have ghost and stuffs like that. School toilet will alway be wet.

      in my secondary school, it was so bad that 2-3 class are allocated one toilet and thet are to keep it clean. they even locked the toilet. only class monitor have the key

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    2. Pooed outside the toilet bowl is one thing, imagine the very next person come in, doesn't realize the poo on the floor and step on it!!

      That person was me; I stepped on it in my school toilet T_____T and I cursed that person to the max!!!

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    3. That does happen. Very inconsiderate of the person who did it. I wouldn't want to step on it!

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  33. Speaking about toilet .. last time when I was young and I went to my Malay & Indian friend house to play.. then stomachache and use their toilet and I scream for my fren to TOLONG me for toilet paper... they told me that they don't use..... oh boy...

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    1. Use sabun and your hands to clean your buttock, my dear SP. They said that right?

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    2. use sabun and water mah. Then what you do?

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    3. true, my husband only uses water too. He says that it's more hygienic. As for me, I need toilet tissue!

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    4. I agree it is more hygenic..
      now I am using water then wipe it out..

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  34. 你好!Stay motivated, do what you enjoy, and keep blogging!

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  35. Talking about toilets, my mum will use every toilets that she sees. Maybe that's the case of older people?

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  36. I don't sit on public toilet bowl. I prefer the squatting type. If no choice, I will do it but differently.

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  37. some customers used our toilet and left his/her poo there! So irritating! I had to clean after them!

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  38. I will flush. Even if you go to the next cubicle, the smell will still be there. They're not smell-proof...and I will make sure mine disappears before I vacate the cubicle. Can't understand why some people are simply not bothered to do the same. This all boils down to two things - Attitude! Mentality!

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  39. Walau eh!

    Baru lunch time, already so much cerita about poo poo here especially from Grandma TM!

    Sure a lot of toilet experience here to share ah? kakaka

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  40. Regret reading all about TM's shitty experience after having lunch. *bluek*

    kakaka

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    1. Lina

      don't vomit heere. go toilet to vomit. lucky sk didn't snap photo of the poo and post here else I will quit his blog.

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  41. TM!!!
    When I was small, I heard about that love shit ghost too!

    ANd back then, the jamban was outside the house so whenever I needed to go pee/poo, either have to force someone to accompany or tahan till morning. Scared of the ghosts!

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  42. BTW, I need to go everyday. If don't go everyday, feel so weird...

    Eat banana everyday... sure can settle that for me. Very clear come out. Soft too! So my butthole won't luka. LOL

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    1. Lina I never heard about banana le.. normally they will eat betik to have a smooth process.. you cuba betik then your poo just very smooth. no need to tekan minyak .. auto keluar.. kakakaka

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  43. actually it is not the shit that are gross..
    other things also gross like used condom, woman roti pad, underwear with full of shit.. that really gross... bleek.. yucks

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  44. I want to try and see whether I can finish off all today's quota of 200 comments and stop others from commenting after me!
    *evil laugh*

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  45. another thing... there are lots of people waiting for their poo to come out .. they will draw a lot of good pictures inside...
    it really amaze me .. maybe some of our Malaysia great artist come from this process..

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  46. SP!!!
    I saw people throwing used condom outside their apartment windows worrr.. SO GROSSS!!!!!

    And those condoms stuck on the ledge. Eeewwww!!!

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  47. SP... I don't like betik la.. smell one kind when go poo-poo.

    Banana... then come out also like banana consistency one. Betik one, come out like cirit-birit for nme! @.@

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