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Morning everyone!
ReplyDeleteIt's Wednesday! Halfway towards the weekend! Woot! WOot!
Good morning Lina. sk , Sp, yan, Yvonne, tm n everyoneone.
DeleteGood morning Mrs Kaldip The Cat.
DeleteDon't mind you ask Kaldip whether he took my cupcakes maker oven? I ordered online too!
DeleteTM, we are waiting to see your first baked cupcakes, now my neck is longer than the giraffe already.
DeleteGood morning, everyone!!
DeleteThe comments almost hit 50 now~ an hour after this entry is posted an hour ago!! SK0617 is so femes (among us, the crazy additively commenters)
Good morning Yvonne! Why so late? You played yourself under the table ka?
DeleteKakakakak! I was counting my post number and comments in my blog, annay TM~
DeleteYou so early... Today no need to do any visiting out from office and get yourself wet?
I am still at home wearing towel. Kakakakakakaka
DeleteSo you're getting wet at home with Letchumi~~ :p
DeleteOkie, okie, got it! Go continue whatever ass spanking or threesome with Kaldip twins.
Good morning, Lina, SK, everyone!
DeleteSK, congratulations! 1500 published posts? Keep it up!
I was alone lah, what threesome? You all seem to like ass spanking yeah... In US, my friend showed me the Spanking HCP... Goodness they just spanked with ping pong bat from start until finish. I fell asleep watching the DVD.
DeleteGood Night SOON :D
DeleteTM, your order cupcakes maker oven online wanna make cupcakes for us to eat ka?
Deletewait ah i free i go ask Kaldip where she took your cupcakes maker :p
Meaning wanna cath up with spamming...whole week no spam. See SK already 1500 must celebrate his Cannot terpesong topic. must give face.
eh why this post comment never hit 100 yet? Waiting for me ka? LOL....sign i also forgotten how many post in my blog.never celebrate
DeleteEh, meow? Kaldip is a SHE??
DeleteIf so, why SP is so scared of Kaldip's belakang mari tactic?? Yesterday the comment cannot reach 100 because we kurang kaki to spam. Missing you mah~~
Today you came in and the comment straight away hit 100! Yay~ SK's blog has become more lively with you around, meow!
Wah, why I kipas the wrong person? I should be kipas-ing SK to get more points!
happy morning lina..
ReplyDeleteMorning SP!
DeleteVery quiet here at the moment. Where's everyone else, I wonder? :)
they all masih tidur le..
Deletespam on my blog till midnight...
wei lina you got whatsapp?
smartphone pun tadak how to whatsapp?
Deletealamak! this will invite brainwashing from SK & Yvonne for me to buy one soon! @.@
now we started group whatsapp.. talk nonsense and send meow meow shit around..
Deletethen I better stay away from smartphone to prevent all these nonsense. later cannot sleep sending shit around. LOL
DeleteToday 8/8 ah...go buy num 1500.
DeleteOkie tmie for me to zzz
bbl to spam. goodnight
Good morning, SP, lina, TM, Meow, Yvonne, SK and everyone. Happy Wednesday.
DeleteGood morning Yan. This cat went back to sleep after dropped off small shit here.
DeleteGood morning, SP! What? Not enough dirty talk here, now want to whatsapp Lina in the middle of the night??
DeleteLina,
SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!!
Yvonne,
DeleteThat comment in capital letter - not related lah... You not scared kena deduct points ka? hehehe
Err.... SK says he'll do exception if there's SMARTPHONE in the comment, kekekeke~ We very sayang this gadis petai one, always motivate her to get a new SMARTPHONE so she can spam SK from various places.
DeleteSomemore SK says don't worry about the points and scores, just enjoy the spamming process. That will contribute to SK's happiness level and he may be generous to top up our points by 20 at the end of the month.
Right, SK??
okie...now back using PC can spam and say
DeleteLINA
SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!!
SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!! SMARTPHONE!!
wei SK, This comment will kira or not? You also got SPAM Lina wor...kekeke...dont deduct in D Score la
No worry, meow! D-score is just for references, it won't affect your net scores. You are so talkative, talk nonsense or terpesong or terkeluar tajuk also nevermind. You'll still win the monthly chart. Better still, you'll be the quarterly and yearly queen!
DeleteOur true Mother Queen!! Hail Queen Meow!
quarterly queen? want me to die ka? so hard to spam and get 1st place for the month....really pengsan
DeleteSK
ReplyDeleteSuch a nice date to celebrate your 1500th post!
Congrats for churning out many many post for the past 6 years. We are definitely looking forward to more. (Plus more spams from us too!) ^^
SK, today must go buy number already. It's rare to get such coincidence - 08/08 for 1500 posts.
DeleteCan buy number 1588 later :D :D If you win, treat us Nyonya Penang, wokay?
Today 0808 sold out already!
DeleteTM...
DeleteWhoah! So early sudah visit kedai TOTO kah? xD
eh the number got come out or not...
Deleteheard STP said similar number come out leh...i dont know he ment wed or what
Happy morning kanak kanak sekalian dan kucing kucing...... Yes today is 8/Aug and I heard that in radio they say that in china & taiwan is Papa day...
ReplyDeleteSuch an auspicious date to celebrate eh? :P
Delete8/8 is Papa's Day?? In the middle of the week?? Odd~~
DeleteIs it bapa ayam day, SP?? You ar, very good at finding hanky-panky related news. No wonder you are crowned as the HAMSAPEROR!
alamak......apa pulak ayam ayam?? LOL
Deletewah Taiwan got Papa day yesterday?
I thought same date all over the world geh.
SK
so how u celebrated this auspicious date?
so normally when it is anniversary, will SK give any freebies to the readers.. to mark that he is 6 today... another round of CD?
ReplyDeleteI wanted to ask the same also... :)
DeleteSo SK... got giveaway kah?
Or maybe tukar a bit, we celebrate and send him a celebratory cake? I send virtual cake to you can or not SK? ;p
or maybe throw in buffet party at sukiya...
Delete1 table = 10 person (RM300 only)..
SK okie? then make it a big event le .. call the media spread the news...
yay party yay party yay party...
Then Y&Y sister come over and perform bikini hula hula dance, the meow perform jump on the ring of fire with Kaldip Singh, Lina piak piak wild boarman ass... yee har yee har..
SP,
Deletewei... want to do that kind of party kena book private room lah. Later all staff & other patrons kena heart attack by our debauchery. wakaka
Sorry, my belly fat is still with me, I can't wear bikini until I have stopped baking cake.
DeleteHow come your photo never show belly fats? You looked so slim like Pink Panther in that school fair photo. You photoshopped ka?
DeleteYou can start wearing bikini in the kitchen and bake cakes la. Your the cakes will look yummy and sexy!
DeleteHello TM, thank you for saying me slim. I like it. You know? If people says me old, says me fugly, I won't really mind. But, when people says me putting on weight, I will cry buckets.
DeleteThis is typical of ladies la... When they are thin, they will still say they are fat one. I always tell my wife I don't like skinny wife. They will not look nice in any clothes with all bones like chop sticks. When sleep, fat woman will provide extra cushions to hug and sleep better. If we sleep with a stick woman, we might hold a rifle and have nightmares. War war to be!
DeleteSP is all over excited to organize a party, with all his kinkiest ideas. You assigned us with tasks, how about you? Performing belakang mari with Kaldip twins is it? Then I must not miss this party!
DeleteLina, no need private room, we serbu TM's new house for the function.
Yvonne,
DeleteWe all serbu and party at TM's new house I scared later the whole house will be filled with that hantu mushroom. All the ahem ahem juice squirting around! @>@ kekeke
What new house? That one old house nia. I think got pontianak in the bathroom.
DeleteItu pontianak not you and your honey "scream scream" middle of night, do what also dunno one...? LOL
DeleteHamsaperor like TM, SP and SK also we are not scared already, we won't scare of Pontianak one. But then, I think I will scare a bit if TM's new house still got KNS mushroom.
DeleteI sokong...since tis post is 1500 post and such a good day, maybe the first 3 early commenter gets prize? After all they come so early to comment leh
DeleteCIS!! TM got pontianak in bathroom the accuse me meowing outside his house pulak...
Deletewhat pontianak doing in your bathroom. Blogging ka or pangsai
Good morning Hamsaperor and Hamsapress!
ReplyDeleteI mean Good Morning SP and Lina.
DeleteSp is the Hamsaperor and lina is the Hamsapress. Nice nick.
DeleteSo early you two bisik bisik like lovers!
ReplyDeleteof course le you jealous ke? later I ask lina to piak piak your ass .. yee har yee har
DeleteShe won't even go near Wild Boar! Very haram animal you know? SP always ate wild boar curry right? To keep your horniness high and mighty! Yee haw Yee haw!
DeleteItu hari SP sudah wallop one whole kambing golek and feel the heat at night... kekeke
Deleteaiyo itu that night.. few days ago le.. now no more hot.. system already cool down..
DeleteSP ate kambing and sang Mary Had A Little Lamb whole night to Fui Fui. She played with SP's little lamb until it turned into python and swallowed Mary up.
DeleteEnd of story.
Muahahaha, TM is good in story telling;
DeleteSP also sang Baa Baa Black Sheep to Fui Fui, he asked Fui Fui to search the python in his thick black fur. When found, the python let loose to eat Fui Fui's egg~
Ya lor, SP sure got a lot of hair one, because he trims his hair only after 2.5 months, and the hair stylist took 1.5 hours to finish his hair cut.
Deletealamak...underage. No eyes see got piak piak and spank spank some more...so kinky.
DeleteWah! This Thambee has reached 1500! Tahniah! Tahniah! Tahi Nya! Tahi Nya! Tahi Nya!
ReplyDeleteCongratulation SK. If not because of your blog, I couldn't be able to know all the Hamsaperors and Hamsapresses. I couldn't be able to learn lots of new words. I couldn't be able to laugh so hard everyday. I couldn't be able to be so sporting. I couldn't be able to be so naughty. So, I want to say, Thank you and I love you, SK0617.
DeleteI have only posted over 200 in my blog of 4 years!! Worst of all it attracted some weird bloggers last time. This SK blog attracts boy and gals who like to pat each other's heads to shiok sendiri.
DeleteI really must read what TM used to post in his blog lah... see why all those weird bloggers (according to him...) came visiting. You post so many weird stuff izit? Never share with us before? xD
DeleteI met those bloggers in real persons on their insistence. Baru tau how weird orang-orang itu.
DeleteMay be when we meet up, you will find me weirdo also. Among us, you think who is the weirdest person.
DeleteI can see we are all weird weird here.
DeleteSK is the Shindongish nerdy geek with thick frame glasses.
SP is the biggest Hamsaperor with all-time itchy throat and rear a python in the Amazon jungle.
TM is the ex-Bollywood star who attracts weird readers from around the globe, making him the weirdest of all.
LOL...am one of the weird person la...
Deleteanyway, so back to the topic? Is SK gonna belanja us makan to celebrate this 1500 post?
Meow, DLCW won Olympic silver medal got free nasi kandar and ice cream only.... what do you expect from SK on his 1500th post?? He'll give you 1 peanut. Nah~
DeleteYour blog posts have attracted almost the same birds of feather to blog together. All wanna shiok sendiri and let off steam & tension.
ReplyDeleteI can see The Girls Just Wanna Have Fun everyday...... Boys come and play Masak Masak too! Wakakakaka
ReplyDeleteTM, you talk about this The Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. Last time, when I was small and young, my English pronunciation was quite bad, I sang like that one "Oh Girls, Just Wanna Have F*ck". My mom banned me from singing this stupid song. Hehehehe!
Deleteyan you sure is your pronounciation or you are the girl that just wanna f**k? so that why your mum quickly banned you from that song le..
DeleteThat time, I still didn't know you guys, I was so pure and innocent. Did't know what actually F**k mean also.
DeleteStill got one song, Michael Jackson's Bad, "Your blood Is Mine, Gonna Tell You Right.....". I sang like that one, "Your bird is mind, gonna tell you right..." My dad banned me from singing this stupid song.
Wah! Your Ingeriss so powderful and twisted one. Luckily You didn't meet this SP when you were a kid, he would have ahem ahem you and now you will be staying in KL today. Kakakakakakaka
DeleteWakakaka, Yan is so hilarious now and then! This has nothing to do with her pronunciation but it's her hearing and her dirty little brain.
DeleteWhatever words pass through her ear drum, get processed in the brain and come out 18SX from her lips. Hail Hamsapress Yan!
So matching with SP.
DeleteIf I mat SP before fui fui, die la! I would be his sushi table except 1st and 15th in Chinese calendar. Then, I have to learn yelling Mary has a little lamb every night 7 times. i had to learn spanking ass, wear T-Back lacy panty, do all sort of HCP antics. Help! I don't want to get lost inside Hutan Khastulistiwa! Sweat!
DeleteOne hilarious thread this one. Made me laughed out loud a few times. Great for starting the day right. LOL
Deleteme too...this thread getting kinky and kinkier
DeleteWah the 1500th post? Not bad not bad, clap clap for you...
ReplyDeleteHave a great Wednesday!
確實好多人都放棄寫blog,不過我本人認爲喺一個幾好嘅發洩管道,所以我依然堅持。
ReplyDelete順便恭喜你達第1500篇貼!好唔容易哦!
DeleteCongratulations. U did very well..... look at your comments. Never boring ! haha....
ReplyDeleteYou have been blogging for 6 years....wow..... as old as my son ! hahaha
ReplyDelete6 years ago, i dun even know what is blog. Din not even bother to learn........now, only i know blog can be so interesting. Should have take the initiative to blog earlier.....
ReplyDeletehmm...me too. i only came to this blog last year or something like that.
DeleteNow if have time have to look back to his old posts
I enjoy blogging too....and reading blogs.... and from blog, I've obtained the motivations and inspiration to bake.....
ReplyDeleteNot easy to maintain blog for 6 years. Have a lot of commitment towards blogging.
Deletei see many will stop blogging in one or two years but this SK can blog for 6 yrs. salute...
Hope i will have his commitment too coz now i starting to feel lazy jor :(
maybe coz the boy growing uop..not many "first time: to blog aboutt any more
I hope i can blog as long as you.......i'm only into my 3rd year.....
ReplyDeleteOh? 8 8...fart fart!!! Congrats on your 1,500 posts. Mine past already...1,650 now...started 2008, 4 years ago. Hehehehehe!!!!
ReplyDeleteyesterday this num come out right? STP. Was it yesterday or tues.
DeleteI wonder if SK got buy or not
Hurray to the 1500th post! Keep up the good work and even though I may not comment as frequently as before, I'm sure I'll still be around when you write your 3000th post! :)
ReplyDeleteME Too. I hope i will be around for your 3000 post :)
Deletemaybe by then this blog turned into a live chatroom alreaddy
果然是姜是老的辣哈哈哈
ReplyDelete千千的论文播在您的部落格,真是可喜可贺哈哈哈
when will be 万万 post le? :P
Deleteneed to blog until very old then only know lol
well, mine if I ask your 心得 about ur blogging experience? :P
Deletegot any 艳遇? XD 哈哈
happy Blogging sir! and long live to you and your blog! :D :D :D
Deletewhoa 1500 thats really a lot
ReplyDeleteMEcoy
Deletewe must follow SK. He certainly have the commitment to blog. Must not trail off half way :)
well youre one hell of a great blogger thats why you last for so long
ReplyDeleteyeah i agree its great how technology brought us together even we dont see each other we dont know each other personally we find a way to be friends
ReplyDeletecongratulation sk its amazing to be part of your blog history
ReplyDeleteyou'll be seeing me spamming at your blog for a long time sk
ReplyDeletehappy blogging sk happy 1500th post
ReplyDeleteGood evening, everyone! Yes, today is a nice day..double eight. Congratulation on your blog.
ReplyDeleteWenn
Deleteya lo...fatt fatt fatt...
hopefully this blog will fatt fatt also. Then we all commenters also tumpang tuah
Happy blogging to everyone and it's nice to know that there are some nice people in blog space..
ReplyDeleteI have been blogging for 3 years and I myself couldn't believe it. Anyway, it's great and I'm sure I will keep on doing it. Do hop over to my blog and I will reward you as a top commenter every month. Have a nice day!
ReplyDeletecongratulations once again SK :)
ReplyDeleteHope when you reach tour 10th year of blogging, i will still be around la since even now slacking in blogging. running out of idea what to blog
Congrats on your 1500th post! : )
ReplyDeleteWonder when I will reach this milestone! With me putting up a post every 3-4 days, maybe I will have to wait till 2015. Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteYeah, readers come and go, but we will still continue to blog because blogging is our passion! : )
ReplyDeleteNot to mention, also an extra income source : )
ReplyDeleteKeep on blogging SK, till you are all wrinkled and old. Hahaha!!
ReplyDeleteHmm, maybe you should schedule many posts in advance even after you are long gone so your blog continue to live till the next century! LOL!
ReplyDelete