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17.08.2012 | 大吮手指

[Volume 7 Issue 8, #1509]
有啲小朋友非常之好奇, 撩完鼻屎之後, 唔會抹乾淨隻手指, 反而擺入口慢慢吮乾淨!! 其實覺得有點惡心, 但係小朋友唔識嘢吖嘛, 反而覺得佢哋傻得天真.. 其實食鼻屎事小, 我有個朋友曾經有個更加激嘅經驗.. 話說以前佢仲好細個, 因為如廁整到馬桶都係屎, 情急之下想話用隻手指抹乾淨.. 點知惡媽媽出面大聲一喝「你喺廁所搞咩搞咁耐??」, 嚇倒佢將沾滿便便嘅手指擺入口!!! 大家可以想象到我想講咩啦?? 哈哈, 呢個先叫做惡心!! 老老實實, 唔好講食屎啦, 你以前細個時候, 有冇食過自己嘅鼻屎先?? 呵呵~~ :D
some kids are very curious, after digging their noise, instead of cleaning the finger, they will place the finger in their mouth instead!! it's actually quite disgusting but given kids are so naive, i do think they are just being silly.. well, booger is maybe nothing until you hear an experience from a friend of mine.. long long time ago when he was still a kid, one day he poo-poo but dirtied the toilet, feeling worry he instinctively used his finger to clean the toilet.. and when his strict mum shouted "what makes you so long in there??", he got threatened and placed his "shitted" fingers into his mouth!! ok, i'm not going to continue but you can imagine what i wanted to tell?? hahaha, this is what i call disgusting!! frankly, but not talking about the poo-poo, have you actually tasted your own booger when you were a kid?? kekeke~~ :D
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  1. Happy Friday morning everyone! :)

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    1. Whoah! I'm first today.

      Start the day on a good foot, first here and it's the last working day before Raya! :)

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    2. pssstt... I haven't read what SK posted yet. Just want to chop first place first. All I notice is about kids picking nose? ;)

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    3. Good morning lina, SK and everyone. Happy Friday.


      lina, Selamat Hari Raya, Maafkan Zahir and Batin.

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    4. Yan,
      Thanks. ^^

      Have a great weekend ahead.

      Working kah this Saturday?

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    5. lina, our Raya holiday starts tomorrow. So happy, I get to rest and do things that I like start tomorrow until Wednesday.

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    6. Good morning, Lina and Yan!
      Selamat Hari Raya to Lina!
      Yuks..the story is indeed disgusting. Btw, I have seen my little dog ate his own poo.

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    7. Good morning Lina, Yan, Wenn, Sibu Mayor and sekalian..... Happy Friday! I am on leave today cos wife's birthday.

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    8. Good morning, gadis-gadis!!

      Good morning, SK and everyone~

      Lina, we'll be back on Thursday. Won't be spamming a lot, but will try to drop by when time permits. I just hope SK's weekly chart would go to rest mode for these few days.

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    9. Tm, happy birthday to your wife :)

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    10. Good morning, TM!

      You purposely on leave to celebrate your wife's birthday? Aww... so sweet ♥ ♥ Such a doting hubby. Do wish Letchumi a very blessed birthday!

      psst.... tonight serve the cake on sushi table ka? kekeke....

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    11. Today is Letchumi's birthday, TM should write a post to dedicate to her ler!

      TM, send my Birthday wishes to her.

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    12. Good morning everyone .

      Yikes...today post about poo poo again ah? SK got fetish with poo poo is it? kekekeke

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    13. Good morning, boys and girls! So nice, Friday again.

      Lina, best wishes for a Selamat Hari Raya!

      T-Man, best wishes to your missus for a very happy birthday. You get an offday too. How lucky!

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    14. SK, gross, but I think most kids go thru that phase until they realise other snacks taste better and more hygienic too. haha..

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    15. Good morning, everyone! Kids don't understand if poo actually can be eaten or not. They need to be educated.

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    16. Letchumi says thank you! Anay always bring her overseas for her birthday every year but this year, the timing is not right so will check into a 5 Star hotel tonight to sleep!! Silly me....

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    17. Whoah! TM will ahem ahem tonite and servis Letchumi in a five-star environment tonight. Soooooo nice.

      Got ask hotel to put one sushi table or not? Later want to put sushi platter and ahem ahem kan? xD

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    18. Wah, not only it's a five-star hotel... annay TM's service also upgraded to five-star! Tonight the room will shakes with bollywood's randiness!! Wakakaka!

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    19. Woot! woot! 5 star hotel, red wine, flowers, perfume, beautiful moonlight, you can dance Tango with Letchumi, she is now in her see through and lacy lingerie.

      TM, you sure seeing 2 moons tonight and hearing train arrive at station. Letchumi wakes up tomorrow noon and still yawning.

      Ahem ahem ahem!

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    20. happy friday everyone...
      to all the H&H members... yay .. today is friday...

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    21. annay TM happy birhtday to you wife.....
      wah check in 5Star hotel..
      make sure you bring some blue pills together...
      and feed her well... ganbatte..

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    22. SP, you cannot ler! Today is 1st day of the month 7th in Chinese Lunar Calendar, you have to eat yourself ler! Don't be naughty like TM, later your Pahala get reduced.

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    23. yan .. I know .. vegetarian day for me today..
      later I am going to tah pau a RM2/vege rice (with 3 dishes)...

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    24. wei...sure boh, TM "so will check into a 5 Star hotel tonight to sleep!! " what a waste of ahem ahem to chek in and sleep only...at least ahem ahem.......something la

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  2. SK,
    You are inspired to write this post based on Meow's blog post kah? ;p

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    1. Why? I have read yet. Anak Kucing makan tahi hidung ka?

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    2. ya wor....i was wondering about that too. Maybe after reading he kept thinking and thinking and thinking so cant sleep and berak out this post . kakakakaka....so do i get commission

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      Yan LOL....you didnt read my post la that day i think. Ya lo the kid now jahat. Dig nose and then put finger in the mouth. kena scolding many times still do. next time will put cili padi on the finger liao.

      Put once cili padi on the mouth already and he dare not say bad words jor

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    3. Meow, kid is very naive and innocent one. He just doesn't know. Just tell him this is like poo poo, cannot put into mouth next time.

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    4. already told him that many times but I guess he brain switch off whenever the finger is in the nose

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    5. I notice my girl lately likes to dig her booger publicly. It's kinda rude sight - dig, dig with opened mouth.

      Nagged her many many times but she still does it, unconsciously. Macam la syiok sangat, I always tease her that after she digs, she proceeds to take her food and eats them - the food and the booger sekali gus!

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    6. dig nose shit and eat it? muahahaha..
      coz you always feed him good things ..
      put cili padi .. later nose bleed then how ?
      kids nowadays got nothing to play until play makan nose dung dung...

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    7. actually I also occasionally dig nose .. and my staff ask me whether I am so desperate of money.. coz dig gold..

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    8. SP, aiyo, why you dig gold also let people notice? You should hide some where to do it.

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    9. yan .. old habit cannot change . hahahaha....
      how about emergency? suddenly too itchy.. aiye just dig and dig le..
      maybe can get few grams of gold .. kakaka

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    10. Yvonne...the same problem here la. It;s like he knows it's wrong but unconciously doing it. dig nose then masuk the fingers in the mouth.

      tyold him many times CANNOT and even smacked his hands already and yet he still does it.

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  3. I've known kids who ate their own shit. xD

    Shit shit like tahi kambing and last time, kids where got wear diaper one... they came out. Kid saw. Kid touched. Kid picked. Kid put in mouth! @.@

    That should teach us parents not to let our toddler running around unsupervised for too long.

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    1. Aiyoyo! I won't allow this to happen in my kids. Since they know how to listen to me, I let them know many things they cannot simply put inside the mouth.

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    2. This sounds so familiar, Lina...

      I needed to babysit my youngest sister when my mother went out for grocery. That time I was 10-11 years old and my sis was 7-8 months old.

      We normally placed the baby in the cot, and one day I found her unusually quiet in her cot. I checked upon her and saw my lil sis used her spilled poo poo from her cloth diaper to decorate the wall.

      I even found poo poo stain on her cheek..... Until today I don't know whether she got put the poo poo into her mouth or no. My wild guess - yes, she ate it :p

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    3. not surprising la since kids they dont know anything. oreover toddler lagi.

      wah decorate the wall of the cot ah? so what happens next? kena scolding upside down from your mom ka, Yvonne.

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    4. Got one time ah, when Raimie was two and was toilet-trained & not wearing diapers. He pee & poop using the kiddie potty.

      I was napping lah that time. He went and pee by himself. Then because Mommy wan't looking, he decided to basuh his baju with his pee! OMG!

      Cannot scold also. Who ask me to nap?????

      Habis kena mop whole house few times! ;p

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    5. LOL! Raimie decided to wash his cloth with his pee? Why he wanted to wash? His clothes kena poo poo ka?

      My super hygiene son is very particular about pee pee. If the pee pee kena his leg or his pants, he'll requests to wash his leg and changes the pants. At one time, he changed the pants so frequently until I fumed and ignored his request, especially the changing pants part. Where got enough pants to change like that??

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    6. i think that time kids doesn't know anything..
      they thought that shit is like playdoh .. play play play .. and as you know le .. they always put things in their mouth..
      I was wonder whether they start growing teeth so always put things in the mouth to bite..

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    7. SP, so last time, did you also make it like playdoh and put into mouth to chew it like bubble gum?

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    8. I don't know le ..
      only my parents know it... kakaka..
      I seldom heard my mum talk about me when i was baby.. now kids are so fortunate.. got view cam to record them .. the first walk le, first tooth le .. this and that....
      i really blank when I was a baby and kid too..

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    9. Lina

      his niat baik but cara salah aje.

      Maybe saw you washed the soiled baju with the piap water so he thought dont waste water. Pee also is a kind of water. LOL.


      So nice Raime so fast toilet trained.

      J was above 2 baru fully toilet trained.

      There was once he was punished by me then he was standing there crying. Told him to quit crying. usually he would quit but then this time he didnt quit. Then i see ...ALAMAK....he pooped all over the floor. Must be Mama too fierce till poop all over the floor. hbis kena clean his poop. padan muka me.

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  4. Uiks! Still eeriely quiet here at this time?

    Where's everyone gone to? @.@

    Everybody sudah balik Raya kah? ;)

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    1. Lina, I have sent you some Raya packets. Hope you receive them on time.

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    2. Friday ya...lazy mood is on. REading one chic- lit cum mystery book Best Friends Forever by Jennifer Weiner. Very kan cheong so came here lambat sikit lo


      Dah pack for raya ke? Lina

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    3. The NKVE was so heavy traffic from yesterday morning till evening. I could see many Malay families driving the cars filled with pillows and Kueh Kueh containers!! They could be folks from north and south passing tru KL. My mood and spirit was happy to see them Balik kampung!

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    4. and driving to KL today was so jam-free!!!!

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    5. Yes, everyone is in holiday mood now. Including my family.

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    6. Btw,lina, my colleague already invited us to her open house, yeah! Rendang, lemang, nasi himpit, laksa, raya kuih, I am coming to you.

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    7. Yes, yes!! She already asked about our schedule and I answered her, anytime also can!! Wah~~ I can be glutton again. Nasi impit and kuah kacang, opps, I must restrict my nasi impit this year so I can sapu more rendang and laksa.

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    8. today I went to work and the highway is all clear.. no jamn and reach my company in 15 mins time .. so nice...

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    9. lina so when you akan have rumah terbuka?
      i bawa plastic bad and tupperware .. kalau tak habis boleh bungkus balik .. muahahahahaha

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    10. SP, you sound like hungry ghost, this is the month of hungry ghost some more. But, I feel like going to lina's rumah terbuka as well.

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    11. yah le this month is the month of hungry ghost..
      so better go back home earlier and do go out so much...
      this year my luck is not so good.. so have to be careful...

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    1. Now we say gross but when we were young and we didnt know then its different.

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  6. i cant remember if i ever did that after cleaning my nose

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    1. I can't remember I ever did that also. Yerrr! So geli one. How can put into mouth ler! I don't thing I did that before.

      SK, you did that before ka? Last time poo in the pants, now eat the nose shit, yerrrr! What else you did before?

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    2. But then, I think I poo in pants before also. Because I had stomach ache, and the school bus took too long to reach my house. I dashed into toilet that time, i already poo partially at pants.

      I also pee at pants before, same case la! School bus took too long to reach home, and I beh tahan already.

      But, I never eat my nose discharge la! No that I can remember.

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    3. Adoi Hot Mama! You revealed all your dark secrets today!! I thought only SK pooed in the classroom, now got you!! Kakakakakakaka

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    4. I don't think I ever do that, eating the gold nugget after dug them out?

      I'm a cleanaholic, those poo poo in the pants and eating shit are out of my norm. No way I did them, unless I was still very young and curious.... below 3 years old perhaps?

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    5. Me guilt of digging nise when i was very young la. dig and then put on my stinky blanky. The more stinky the better. I bring my stinky blanky everywhere one. One day, my mom beh tahan and throw away, i cried leh....then no more stinky blanky liao...:(

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    6. When I was small, I used to dig my nose and stick them under the tables!!! From the home dining table, hotel, classroom and doctor's clinic!! Kakakakakakaka

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    7. TM,
      I admit. I did that too!

      We are so gross! wakaka

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    8. plus when kecik that time, if sneeze got snot come out, we nonchalantly wipe them with our hand and wipe the snot of our baju. heeeee....

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    9. lol! I think I also got stick it under the classroom table. I better go back to warn my girls for not touching those bottom parts of table and drawer.

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    10. Kakaka, now TM is sharing his booger experience, I think I'm not that cleanaholic already. I'm guilty for doing that too :p

      Stick them everywhere except my territory.

      Same with the sneezing... ewwww, I was so gross back then! And now I expect my children to not do it?? Haha!

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    11. well not only kid do that .. I also sometimes to do that..
      I always like to stare at ppl who dig nose..not it was gross.. but want to know whether they throw it? kakakakakaka

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    12. Crazy you, SP, enjoy watching people digging nose. So disgusting, just like TM watching the poo poo in toilet. yerrr!

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    13. it is not crazy but farnie ..
      some of it then dig already and they roll it as a ball.. and then fling it..
      some of it just put on the pants, table...

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    14. me guilty too on wiping on baju . LOL. especially when have flu.

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  7. i dont know if im one of those booger kids hahah

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  8. i cant really feature waht happened to your friend

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    1. Was that SK's friend or SK he himself doing that?

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    2. Hehehe, I read the post and immediately relate to SK. Not his friend, the main character is he himself. He's merely embarrassed to admit :p

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    3. ya wor...I also cant figure out. Suspected it's SK but then could be his nephew or what kot? If he can remember eating boogers and poo then he should be quite old already gua. Maybe it's his nephew or cousin kot

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  9. Ask smallkucing... The boy enjoys eating his! Muahahahaha!!!!

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    1. My goodness, so hungry ka? Aiyo, must be this meow didn't prepare enough food for Anak Kuching ler!

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    2. Mrs Pussie Kaldip will scream at STP when she hears this!! Kids are being kids!

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    3. I agree la! Kids are all naive.
      I also swallowed a chewing gum when i was small. Then, I was so scared, because my mom said to me before, if I swallowed chewing gum, I would have stomach ache and die. I didn't dare to close my eyes for the entire night, as I scared I would die.

      Did anyone swallow chewing gum before?

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    4. Never happened! I am very sure that chewing gum is still inside your colons and stucked there until it will clog all your system!!! Whoaaa! You better drink laxative for 1 week and flush it out.
















      I am just pulling your legs. Bwahahahaha!

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    5. I don't believe you , TM. I go pooing 2 to 3 times a day, all chewing gum also out ler!

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    6. but betul mah. Now he naughty likes to put the dirty fingers in the mouth. sigh....have to put cili padi already.

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  10. The thing in his nose, I mean...not his shit. That, I wouldn't know...

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  11. Well, for one thing, it looks like chocolate...

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    1. ewww......dont compare with choc la....later no mood to eat choc anymore.

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  12. Long ago when DJ Patrick Teoh was on air, he asked listeners what was the most disgusting things they ever saw... One caller told him that her own teenage sister liked to dig her nose shit and rolled them into a nice round ball before eating it.. So yummy! That stupid gal ate them almost daily! Patrick Teoh just screamed Yiaaakssss! So disgusting!

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    1. Yiieeerrr, this is not just disgusting, it's horrible!! Booger is a our biological waste, who would ever want to eat it?

      But I read somewhere, got some ethnic in China drink their own urine for health purpose. TM, go try and drink your own urine. Maybe it works better than the blue pill~ :p

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    2. Drink urine? Not use virgin male urine to warn off evil spirit ka?

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    3. haha..interesting story! somehow we as kids might have done that too that is digging our nose and then ate the shit.

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    4. A lot of people in India drink their own fresh hot urine in the mornings for breakfasts!! They said it is good for health.

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  13. LOL! Cannot remember already la! May be got, may be no... haha :P

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    1. Hey this post title sounds familiar leh.. Did you post the same title before?

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  14. 咁核突,點會啊?!

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  15. i can't figure out what you mean by this sentence "he got threatened and placed his "shitted" fingers into his mouth!!"

    You mean his mom forced him to eat his own poo poo or that he panic and scared the mother finds out so he ate his own poo to hide the evidence?

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    1. poor boy..he spent too much time in the toilet and when his mum called, he got panic and where was the best place to hide his dirty fingers with poo?

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  16. Like I said in my post , ya the kids now likes dig nose then "taste" his finger. Maybe coz of the salty taste or what la. Now trying to break his bad habit. Told him no but yet he sometimes forgets and the finger goes in again

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    1. I also know some kids are like that. I very early told my girls about this and tried to scared them with lots of nonsense. They are now very scared to put shit or anything in the mouth.

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    2. Yan at least your girls listen to you la. Mine one he listen one ear in and other ear out. sei moe? he never take heart punya.

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  17. You know there is a certain type and brand of jeruk/asam the look like biji biji one. Small like cicak poo poo. Have you all eaten those before?

    I ate before. but then after awhile I fee gross out. Then never eat that jeruk/asam anymore

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    1. I never eat those kind of asam Meow. Get all gross out seeing them. Cannot eat asam with gross name also. Affected by my mind. xD

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  18. Kids are really innocent. They are not putting anything in their mouth, they also want to smell everything. They like to touch their down under and smell it.

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    1. When i saw my girl doing that, i will laugh at them. They will not do that again.

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    2. You do it before when u were kids right? :P

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  19. LOL!! When I finish scratching my head, I smell it LOL! :X :X :X

    I did that sometimes . . . or all the time

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    1. why you say until so disgusting? place own element of stuff back to own element mah hahaha! macam ni baru syok! :D

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    2. well, sometimes cannot control la ok . . .

      the smell sometimes is good, or sometimes no tissue paper with us zzz

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