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17.04.2012 | 飛甲傳說

[Volume 7 Issue 4, #1387]
[本貼不含恐怖怪談] 剛才隻左眼覺得怪怪地, 以為係眼睛乾澀啦, 滴咗啲眼藥水, 不過都好似冇幫助.. 於是不停眨眼又捽眼, 點知捽捽下捽到樣嘢出嚟.. 仔細睇, 原來係指甲屑!! 點解無端端有忽指甲屑喺我眼入面??!! 梗係噚晚剪指甲嘅時候飛入隻眼度.. 點解當時冇感覺, 仲要喺我眼內安然投宿一宵??!! 大吉利是, 下次要戴返副泳鏡穩陣啲~~ 囧
[this is NOT scary movie] i felt something weird in my left eye just now, thought it was dry so i dripped some eye-drop, but didn't help.. so i blinked and rubbed a bit, and something came out.. i looked carefully and to my horror it was a sliver of fingernail!! why the hell there's fingernail in my left eye?? must have been flung into my eye when i cut my nails last night.. gosh, why didn't i feel anything then but it just stayed overnight in my eyes??!! scary, must wear goggles next time~~
by [SK] @ about:

100 comments:

  1. Twilight Man17/4/12 8:40 AM

    So I am the first today! Hoo hoo! Yay! Yay! .... I am dancing now!

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    1. yvonne17/4/12 8:45 AM

      It does feel good, right?

      *cursing behind TM's back, "%&%#^&$*, spoilt my day only"

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    2. [SK]18/4/12 10:33 PM

      wah, Queen Yvonne is cursing Jedi TM with some vulgar words!! oh my gosh, so unbelievable~~ :D

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  2. Twilight Man17/4/12 8:42 AM

    I think you watched too much porn till you hurt your dirty eyeballs! Muahahaha!

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:33 PM

      yeah, Thambee was watching Anay and Letchumi's reality show.. wow!! :D

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  3. Twilight Man17/4/12 8:43 AM

    You should use the nail clipper that comes attached with a case below to trap your nails! That will save Kamala all the trouble to sweep the floor! She is screaming now!!!!

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    1. yvonne17/4/12 8:55 AM

      Yeah, I agree with TM. Or wrap some cellophane tape on the nail clipper to store the nails after clipping.

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    2. [SK]18/4/12 10:34 PM

      wah, got such high-tech things one ah?? haha, no idea lah, my nail clipper is some free stuff from some company lah, cannot ask for too much~~ :D

      Queen Yvonne.. wrap some cellophane tape on the nail clipper to store the nails after clipping?? how to do that?? can demo ah??

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  4. yvonne17/4/12 8:44 AM

    Good morning, TM!!

    Wow~ First!

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  5. lina17/4/12 8:44 AM

    Morning!

    Morning!

    Morning!

    I'm second today! Boo!

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    1. Twilight Man17/4/12 8:45 AM

      Booo! .... Kekekeke!

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    2. yvonne17/4/12 8:46 AM

      No, you're third, Lina.

      I'm second *wide smile from ear to ear*

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    3. lina17/4/12 8:47 AM

      So sad...

      Should I go and sulk somewhere now? ;(

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    4. yvonne17/4/12 8:52 AM

      Hahaha, don't read papers tomorrow. Set SK0617 as your homepage and refresh x times to secure commenter #1.

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    5. [SK]18/4/12 10:36 PM

      hahaha!! First Lady you are not second, you are third!! just like your ranking in the comment chart, wakakakaka!! nasib tempat ketiga lah~~ :D

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  6. Twilight Man17/4/12 8:45 AM

    Where is Queen Yvonne and First Lady Lina? Maybe still putting on lipstick and powder ka?

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    1. lina17/4/12 8:46 AM

      Busy reading newspaper, forgot to come and visit early!

      LOL

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    2. yvonne17/4/12 8:48 AM

      Already stand by to "attack" this blog, but late by 2 minutes and TM already conquered the first place. Ceh...

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    3. [SK]18/4/12 10:36 PM

      haha, two minutes late is better than two seconds late lah i think.. wah, first lady so engaged with the newspaper, must have some very interesting news..

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  7. lina17/4/12 8:45 AM

    The prefect so early today!

    Morning TM!

    Morning Yvonne!

    p.s I haven't read what SK posted up yet. ;p

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  8. lina17/4/12 8:46 AM

    SK so unhealthy ah that fingernails all brittle and easily come off!

    Eat a lot of maggi mee lah, that's why! Not enough nutrients! xD

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:37 PM

      hey hey, those are of course not my fingers and nails lah.. mine is always clean and tidy and neat one, just like the person himself~~ :D

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  9. yvonne17/4/12 8:49 AM

    Ew, SK so gross, la. The fingernail stayed comfortably in your eyeball overnight and you only realized it today?

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    1. yvonne17/4/12 8:51 AM

      You didn't feel any sharp pain meh? I'm easily irritated if there's something in my eyes. Would pour the eye solution onto them repeatedly or scrutinize my eyeballs via mirror.

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    2. [SK]18/4/12 10:38 PM

      yalor, that's the strange thing!! i really didn't feel anything in my eyes.. but then not very large piece lah, just a tiny little sliver..

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  10. Yannie17/4/12 8:53 AM

    Good morning all bloggers, I am the fourth one today.

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:38 PM

      hahaha, I Am Number 4.. so the movie name lor..

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  11. Yannie17/4/12 8:54 AM

    I got a good tip for you, SK. I usually put a tape around my nail clipper then only I clip my nails. So, my nail will stick to the tape, and it saves Kamala time from sweeping the floor, and saves your eyeballs too.

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:39 PM

      wah, cannot really imagine how leh, can demo a bit ah.. yvonne also suggest that woh.. normally my nails won't flung out one, cos i cut it according to the arch and it comes out as one whole piece one..

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  12. Yannie17/4/12 8:55 AM

    Will you give A++ for this good tip? Or bonus point? Wakakakaka!

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:40 PM

      wah.. my programming skills not so intelligent yet to give more bonus points to good ideas woh~~ :D

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  13. yvonne17/4/12 8:58 AM

    Where the hell did you find this 3-tier fingernails picture? So scary and my appetite was badly injured (wei, I was enjoying my breakfast just now).

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    1. yvonne17/4/12 8:59 AM

      And Halloween is not coming until the next 5 months!

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    2. [SK]18/4/12 10:40 PM

      haha, i just google "scary fingernails" and surprise to see so many photos there!!

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  14. wenn17/4/12 9:10 AM

    Good morning..

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  15. wenn17/4/12 9:12 AM

    the pic looks so gross..

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:52 PM

      yeah, that is why i chose this pic to post here.. :D

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  16. wenn17/4/12 9:13 AM

    sometimes when u cut your fingernail, those bits can fly anywhere..

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:41 PM

      usually mine won't fly anywhere because i have technique in cutting my nails so they come off as one whole piece..

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  17. wenn17/4/12 9:13 AM

    but I haven't heard before it hit the eyes.

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:54 PM

      so this will be your very first time, haha~~ :D

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  18. wenn17/4/12 9:14 AM

    ya, maybe u got to wear a pair of glasses when u do so..

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  19. wenn17/4/12 9:15 AM

    and luckily it didn't go right into your eye..

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:42 PM

      yeah, quite weird it goes into my eye huh?? and what's more?? i didn't even realised that until i rubbed my eyes, haha!! but i am wearing glasses, it still get through~~

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  20. Isaac Tan17/4/12 10:40 AM

    thats some scary thing there.. fingernails in your eyes bro.. >< well, good thing is, its out now

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:42 PM

      yeah, scary really when i rubbed my eyes and saw this little sliver of finger nails coming out..

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  21. Tekkaus17/4/12 11:11 AM

    Wow...how come you didn't notice? Perhaps it was very tiny? :p

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:42 PM

      yes, it's just a tiny sliver, and perhaps it fits into the arch of the eyeball so i didn't feel it..

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  22. Small Kucing17/4/12 11:47 AM

    what!! finger nail??

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  23. Small Kucing17/4/12 11:47 AM

    How can you not feel it last night?

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    1. Small Kucing17/4/12 11:47 AM

      either you are too tired or your finger nail is real soft like contact lens :)

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    2. [SK]18/4/12 10:43 PM

      yalor, really very miracle huh?? haha.. maybe it's so tiny that it fits nicely there so i didn't feel it lor..

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  24. Small Kucing17/4/12 11:48 AM

    LOL..the photo you psoted up really made me terkejut...thought it's ghost movie..maklumlah..Cheng Ming just over

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:43 PM

      hehehe!! those are real fingernails from somebody i searched from google lah.. really scary right??

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  25. FiSh17/4/12 12:35 PM

    the picture is way more scarier than your story T_T next time dont scare your readers with such picture, hahas :P

    Latest: World Best Sandwich 2012

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:44 PM

      cannot lah, must always use "nice" photos to attract more attention mah~~ :D

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  26. suituapui17/4/12 1:30 PM

    Eyewwwww....I almost threw up all that I ate for lunch! Tsk! Tsk!

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:45 PM

      but you still eat like a king right after threw up all your lunch?? :D

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  27. suituapui17/4/12 1:31 PM

    Don't wanna read what you've written!

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:45 PM

      you always don't read my contents one lah i know, hahahaha!!

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  28. suituapui17/4/12 1:31 PM

    So disgusting, the photo!

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:44 PM

      kekekekeke!! i think it's a good idea to place my post and your food post side by side.. :D

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  29. missyblurkit17/4/12 2:10 PM

    omg! it was a good thing that you did not hurt your eye.

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:45 PM

      yeah, i have to say that i'm lucky it didn't hurt my eye.. :)

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  30. mNhL17/4/12 2:53 PM

    I thought eyes are very sensitive and u will feel irritating once something went into it ? Luckily no infection and the nail came out !

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:46 PM

      that's exactly how strange it was!! maybe it's too little and fits nicely somewhere under the eye lid, haha!! :D

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  31. Koh Kian Fai17/4/12 4:20 PM

    SK lol so careless LOL

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  32. Koh Kian Fai17/4/12 8:22 PM

    well, I didnt get hit on my eye b4, I wear SPEC XD

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:47 PM

      not careless or careful lah, it's accident mah.. but then i was wearing specs also when i cut, it still get through..

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  33. Koh Kian Fai17/4/12 8:23 PM

    mebbe U need to wear mask while cutting ur toe nail or finger nail, unexpecting healthy toe nail u have lol

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:47 PM

      yeah, i think it's good to wear a snorkel goggle huh?? today protection of my eyes..

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  34. Koh Kian Fai17/4/12 8:24 PM

    hahah I lazy to cut my toe nail, now my toe nail oso dam thick like hell . . . if cut, sure fly to else where, need to use 2 hand and press the nail cutter.

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:48 PM

      wah!! you so disgusting one??!! i cut my fingernails every week, and toe nails once a month.. i always keep them clean and neat one..

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  35. Koh Kian Fai17/4/12 8:25 PM

    basically no people nails will looks like the image u posted above, it is too much and too geli . . .

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:48 PM

      you are wrong.. those are real fingernails i googled one lah.. really got people with those fingernails..

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  36. Koh Kian Fai17/4/12 8:25 PM

    mebbe next time u need to be really becareful while cut ur nails, because it fly to ur eye or what, it may hide it more than 10years :X

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:49 PM

      touch wood!! hide there for 10 years?? how can that be, maybe already melted with my 眼屎 lah!! hahaha.. next time need to wear goggles already..

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  37. 小雪17/4/12 10:05 PM

    你這個也太誇張了吧

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:50 PM

      不只是誇張, 而且有點不可思議~~

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  38. 海市蜃樓17/4/12 10:51 PM

    嘩，喺眼入面成晚好恐怖喔。小心保護靈魂之窗啊，老兄。

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    1. [SK]18/4/12 10:50 PM

      係囉, 我自己都嚇咗一跳, 好彩冇事~~

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  39. kyh18/4/12 2:08 AM

    hahaha this entry is both funny yet scary at the same time! i love how u described it... so entertaining!

    and the old ppl used to warn the youngsters not to cut finger nails at nite... hmm....

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    1. yvonne18/4/12 2:34 PM

      And SK cut his in the night time.... This must be the revenge of the fingernails~~~

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    2. [SK]18/4/12 10:51 PM

      ooopsss, i cut my nails exactly at night!! but i always do that, only this time it flung into my eyes..

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  40. [SK]18/4/12 10:32 PM

    wow, Jedi TM is back!! he hogs the first commenter position today!!!

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  41. edward19/4/12 1:11 AM

    咁都得？真係奇闻！！ 呵呵呵~~~

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  42. edward19/4/12 1:13 AM

    好彩捽捽下捽到出嚟，冇整伤你只眼！

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    1. [SK]19/4/12 9:50 AM

      係囉, 真係天下奇聞, 咁都有~~ 真係好彩冇整親隻眼.. :)

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  43. edward19/4/12 1:14 AM

    可能你太近距离剪指甲，啲指甲屑飞咗入眼，都唔定！

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  44. edward19/4/12 1:16 AM

    戴泳镜可能有帮助，不妨一试，不过我觉得咁会有啲大阵仗！哈哈哈~~~

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    1. [SK]19/4/12 9:52 AM

      哈哈, 其實平時都好少會飛架, 因為我有剪指甲有技巧架.. 不過呢次就失手, 仲要飛入眼添!!

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  45. edward19/4/12 1:20 AM

    有一个安全方法，就係将你对玉手浸喺嗰装咗水嘅水盆度剪，咁就唔怕啲指甲屑飞到周围，甚至再次飞入你嘅眼度！

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  46. edward19/4/12 1:21 AM

    剪完手指甲之后，将盆水冲去大西洋，你话几咁方便！呵呵呵~~~

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    1. [SK]19/4/12 9:53 AM

      咦?? 呢個方法都唔錯, 肯定唔會飛甲!! 不過每次都一盆水咁, 好浪費喎, 唔環保~~ :P

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  47. edward19/4/12 1:23 AM

    你冇话指甲屑飞入眼好唔舒服，有时一粒尘仔飞入眼都已经攞命！

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  48. edward19/4/12 1:24 AM

    如果你做足安全措施，啲古灵精怪嘢仲会飞入你眼咁真係好邪！呵呵呵~~~

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    1. [SK]19/4/12 9:55 AM

      係喎, 都真係唔知點解?? 可能啱啱FIT入某個凹位, 所以唔多覺囉..

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  49. edward19/4/12 1:26 AM

    而且仲係十几个时辰后，你先至觉得唔妥，咁真至係犀利！

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  50. edward19/4/12 1:30 AM

    係囉，第日冇泳镜都戴番副老花眼镜先至开工，咁嗰啲幽冥鬼爪指甲屑就奈你冇何！呵呵呵~~~

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    1. [SK]19/4/12 9:56 AM

      其實我當時係戴住副眼鏡架, 都會飛入眼, 所以戴副泳镜都算可以確保萬無一失~~ :)

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