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09.02.2012 | 收埋隻雀

[Volume 7 Issue 2, #1319]
事先聲明, 呢張相絕對唔係我影㗎!! 其實係今朝見到一位男士條拉鏈冇拉, 所以有感而發想知道一件事.. 如果大家見到迎面有個陌生人條拉鏈冇拉, 會唔會靜靜雞行埋去同佢講呢?? 我會當見唔到囉, 而且照男女情況分析, 應該會係以下咁:
  • 女×女: 女人同女人通常都冇問題嘅..
  • 女×男: 通常係大方大體嘅女人先會開口..
  • 男×男: 通常唔會, 因為怕被對方誤會係gxx!! :D
  • 男×女: 絕對唔敢, 因為驚女方嗌完非禮後當場賞你一巴耳光!! :D
nope, i disclaim i did not take this photo at all!! just that i saw a gentleman with his fly opened this morning, and suddenly get curious about one thing.. when you noticed a stranger who has his/her zip opened, will you go closer and tell him/her secretly?? for me i won't, and i think most probably the following should be the possibilities..
  • woman × woman: normally there shouldn't be problem between ladies..
  • woman × man: women who are not feeling embarrass would normally not mind telling the man..
  • man × man: usually don't since afraid of being mistaken as gxx!! :D
  • man × woman: surely not dare, since very likely the woman will shout loudly and give the man a lightning slap!! :D
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108 comments:

  1. 原来男对男不敢说是怕误会....
    嗯...一般上众人目光聚集的话
    很快就会发现不对劲了

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    1. 對陌生人就是怕被誤會多啦, 不過如果是認識的, 肯定會告訴他的.. 現在會小聲, 以前讀書的時候是大聲笑了再大聲告訴同學的!! :D

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  2. LOL, I'll probably keep quiet, let him realise on his own loh... nanti he tot I'm so hamsup, keep staring at men's crotch only.:p

    p/s: Hehe, I also unsure I'll revive my blog.;p

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    1. I don't think he'll notice until the next toilet trip, kekekee!

      By the time he realized it, I bet lots of girls/women/other guys already knew what's his "flag's" color that day, muahahaha!

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    2. yalor, that's actually one concern lah.. people will thought why you notice the crotch of another person!! that's why lor most of the time pretend we didn't see..

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    3. errr, can see the flag is better than not seeing the flag but "straight to the point" right?? haha~~

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  3. hahah.. normally if really obvious, I will to pat his shoulder and point to the train track.. or will tell him, the train didn't reach the station lor...

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    1. hahaha, of course if i know that person i will do that.. but if really a stranger then i normally pretend i didn't see it, just let him realise later on his own.. :D

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  4. I would tell my friend, but might not tell a stranger..

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    1. yes, exactly!! sure not a problem for friends, but stranger, errr, just keep quiet~~

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  5. I won't tell him most probably, stranger mah....

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    1. yalor, strangers mah, not even dare to talk somemore telling him such embarrassing things meh??

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  6. Don't want to give him an impression that I'm so hamsap (same concern as Alice), although it's true I saw the "cage" is opened.

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    1. yalor, that's my main concern too!! later he misunderstand that i keep looking at his crotch, haha!! but sometimes it's just so obvious right??

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  7. Talking about this, I got one embarassing experience many years ago. That time, I was still a SYT (sweet young thing), ahemm! Then, I forgot to zip my skirt. The zip was at the back side one. I guess my undi got revealed. A young man came approaching me and told me to zip my skirt. Guess what?

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    1. aiyoh!! that's so embarrassing.. so did you shout and slap that guy for looking at your butt of a SYT?? hahahaha :D

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  8. But I would tell a friend when that incident happen :) I'm such a good buddy, ahem....

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    1. friends of course can tell lah, the problem is strangers only we normally pretend we didn't see it right??

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  9. I should thank him, instead I hate him. He should act blurred and ignored. I would come to know the zip when I went to ladies later, and I would think no one has been seen it. Everything would be fine. Why he so 'key poh'?

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    1. aiyah, but he's trying to be good and don't want any more people seeing your nice panties mah!! haha.. tsk tsk tsk, that's why lor, this is why guys never dare to tell a girl for this reason.. :D

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  10. Regardless that friend is a male or female, I'm to the rescue~~

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    1. actually female to male still not so bad lah.. male to female is more embarrassing and "risky" one you think so?? so unfair hor?? :D

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  11. Make me so shameful. I felt so paiseh every time I saw him from then onwards. Forget to tell you, we worked in the same company. Thank Goodness, we were in different department.

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    1. Moral of the story (for guys): Never ever tell your lady friends about flyer/buttons exposing unless you dare to face the consequences. You'll get the hatred for no apparent reason.

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    2. hahaha, but i guess that's a very old time story already right?? you still remember that incident but maybe he already forgotten that cleanly already~~

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    3. haha, and that tells us, even if we want to tell, just pass the word to another female friend to tell.. this way is safe!!

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  12. No, I don't want to leave any footprints here that I always notice the crotch/chest area, no no no.....

    It's just that when a flyer is exposed, or blouse's button is loose, it's quite obvious mah....

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    1. you are absolutely right!! many times when we noticed, others sure accused us of watching that crotch area, so unfair, but it's just we saw that by accident since it's so obvious!!

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  13. I wouldn't dare telling that person..

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    1. yeah, better keep silent and pretend we didn't see anything~~ :D

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  14. LOL.. If it's a stranger of course I won't tell him. But if it's a friend, I will ask my hubby to tell him, hehehe :P

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    1. yeah!! very true!! i think it's still difficult to tell an opposite sex lor, have to really pass the word to another person to tell to avoid the embarrassment :)

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  15. Just go up to him and zip him up! Muahahahahha... sure the world will go upside down then! All hell break loose!

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    1. Best funny solution this one! LOL!

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    2. gagagaga!! merry, next time i do this to you!! make sure you don't shout and slap me ok??!! :D

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    3. haha, yeah!! i like this solution, but too bad there is no LIKE button here~~ :D

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  16. man × woman: definitely not dare. That is where you are wrong

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    1. hehehe, i mean this is my own opinion lah, i sure don't dare to tell a woman one~~

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  17. Pernah one time a man told me zip had come down :p kekeke

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    1. aiyoh, don't you think it's actually more embarrassing if an opposite gender tells you that??

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  18. nah..i didnt shout nor give him lightning slap la...too malu liao...cabut lari lo :p

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    1. hahaha!! maybe you didn't slap him, but you were shouting while running away?? :D

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    2. eee...mana ada time to shout ler...fast fast cari lubang and hide the face lo...some more he ad to tell me 2-3x...he said softly and i was like "what?"..."what?"...lucky he didnt shout "PEKAK! Your zip open lah"

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  19. I would tell him (discreetly) if he's a stranger and is near me but I won't purposefully approach him from a distance.

    I feel more comfortable telling a stranger than a friend or someone I know.

    I've also informed female colleagues at the cafeteria when their sitting position exposes too much. Ladies really need to watch how they sit in skirts. Sigh..

    Of course, some people dress (or undress) to tempt. We had a temp girl in the office who used to dress in sheer tops and bottoms and have even asked colleagues whether they can see anything - your guess is as good as mine. One time, she even wore her thin blouse inside-out without realising it until someone told her about it later in the afternoon. Interesting character.

    Of course, I would appreciate being told that my skirt is unzipped or my button undone. That would save me embarrassment having to parade my inner color all over town! Big oops there if otherwise.

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    1. but i surely am different from you.. you feel more comfortable telling a stranger than a friend you know?? for me, i will pretend i didn't see for a stranger case, as for friend (same gender of coruse) i will not hesitate to tell.. for female friend, maybe i'll pass the word to another female friend to tell (to avoid her feeling embarrassed)..

      oh, so you are different huh?? you have no problem with anyone to tell you that your fly is opened.. actually i'm fine also, but will sure get very embarrassed if it's a lady who tells me that, hahahaha~~ :D

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  20. Wah! I just notice. Now got current standing for top commenters!

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    1. eih, yah!! added couple of days already, scrolling like share price on the TV screen right?? haha~~

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  21. But even if fly open, still OK what... if got wear underwear.

    Another matter if don't!

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    1. hahaha, if the underwear is the same/close color as your pants OK lah.. if black pants and red underwear then very obvious woh~~

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  22. I usually would tell female coleagues if they are showing too much butt. Some of them likes to wear short skirts and yet, think nothing about bending over on a desk while standing. Can see panties lah! @.@

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    1. oh, i think ladies to ladies is never a problem, you all will remind other ladies no matter friends or strangers correct??

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  23. I once pointedly took a photo of a girl's behind because she was showing way too much butt-crack while sitting down wearing a very low-rise jeans. She took note and quickly covered her behind. Lucky she didn;t scold me! (or slap me!)

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    1. eih, i saw the same thing!! but not a lady, but a fat guy wearing a low cut pants and when he sits down on the car, he revealed his striking-blue T-BACK!! gosh, what a scene..

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  24. If a girl told a guy that his zipper is open, wouldn't the guy think - "why were you looking at my crotch!???" LOL

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    1. that's a common issue here.. not that we want to look at your crotch, but sometimes it's just so obvious!!

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  25. And tell me this - WHY are you looking at him there? Muahahahahaha!!!!

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    1. yeah, this is the common reaction of you people.. you think i want to see?? it's because the opened zip is so obvious on you!! wakakakaka~~

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  26. Kasih Potong Sahaja la LOL! *Use Grass Cutter Machine* LOL! Or else the Angry Bird will pop out and kill the PIG! (when saw someone eat char siew siew yuk sure diong kao that person face) hahahah

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    1. hahaha!! if the bird is angry then very serious already.. i would think that's not an accident but an intention lor.. correct?? :D

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  27. frankly speaking, I always forgot zip because I wear my jeans like wear normal pants LOL!

    Until my mum tell me "please zip boy" or realize myself inside my car hahaha!

    If go out also no one will see it because my shirt cover it! feel so windy hahaha

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    1. hahaha!! really ah?? aiyoh, next time if we have a chance to meetup, i'll help you to notice your crotch!! kekekekeke~~

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  28. Haha I can't remember when was this last happened to me.

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    1. errr, i think i got few times maybe people saw but dare not tell me, only until i realised myself of a friend told me that.. :D

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  29. If girl dress at the back got zip sometimes forgot to ZIP also le! lol later her mummy or her bf faster run to her and hug her from back and cover it :X (romantic if bf do that so sudden, macam korea drama) LOL!

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    1. hahaha!! yalor, telling that the zip is open is one thing.. how to avoid the embarrassment after that is also something not easy lor..

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  30. Girl wont tell u that the zip is still unzip . . . mum will tell coz takut virgin kena ambik hahaha

    Girl will smile and cover face and walk away haha

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    1. hahaha, like you are very experienced like that huh?? sure have lots of girls walk to you and then cover their laughing mouth and walk away.. :D

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    2. NO LA! LOL! I imagine only ahahaha *imagine lvl : awesome*

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    3. but i think this scenario do exist in real world woh.. many girls will just do like that, and walk away with their hands covering their laughing mouth~~ :D

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  31. MAN and MAN wont tell la, will tell other people and watch the BIRD XD dam suay kan? :P

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    1. if friend i will tell lah, but then a stranger man standing there with zip open, how to tell?? later he think why i looking at his bird bird..

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  32. If the man's zip is open, I will stare at his fly!!! Ha ha ha ha...Maybe he did it on purpose lah!

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    1. hahaha!! trying to see if he wears any underwear right?? Anay so bad lah~~

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  33. Normally I will only alert male friends to button up their fly by saying - Your bird needs fresh air today??

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    1. of course lah, male friends no problem, but female friends i won't do that lah.. maybe signal another female friends and pass the word, let her do the job lor~~

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  34. I will never dare to tell a woman that her back's zip is down unless I need a tight slap. Phiak!

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    1. yes!! anay thinks alike thambee lah.. sure very embarrassed telling a woman one, later kena slap kao kao until kamala also cannot recognise thambee..

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  35. I had several experience when my zip came down and everyone stared at my crotch, hoping for the bird to spring OUT! They don't even bother to inform me!!! All perverts!

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    1. wakakakaka!! anay must be hanging out somewhere with lots of pervert!! next time thambee also waits for anay's bird bird to spring out, then only tell anay!! :D

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  36. The worst incident was, I had a bike accident when I was young. I was wearing short pants and was thrown off from my bike after being hit by another vehicle. I rolled on the road and bled profusely. I struggled to stand up and my pants came down cos the zip had snapped... Peet! All the passing cars saw me in my brown underwear which looked like skin colour so they thought I was naked below. So many cars and buses horned..!!! So malu lah!

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    1. oh, that's a bad accident, so anay was hurt or not?? or shall thambee be more specific (because curious), was anay's bird bird hurt?? wakakakaka.. luckily anay wore underwear, because letchumi told kamala and kamala told thambee that anay doesn't like to wear anything under his white thodi back in motherland~~ :D

      but thambee seen an indian guy striping off himself naked while standing in front of the traffic light!! he must have been spelled a curse i guess..

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  37. 通常我都唔會講,除非好熟。

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    1. 通常大家都會詐睇唔到架啦, 除非係熟朋友就會單聲咁囉..

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  38. SK! I would not tell him or even her! But I might enjoy the awkwardness! ahahaha

    BTW, I just saw your quick comment on my blog... the problem I have is not about whether the frame matches the picture but more of having a picture of some stranger's feet above my head in my sleep... help me out

    I have replied to ur commment

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    1. ok ok, i get what you meant now.. hmmm, if you really like this photo but do not like it stepping over your head when you sleep, then hang the photo elsewhere!! :)

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    2. Yes! I thought of that too, obviously! :)) The question I was really asking was more of whether it is a silly fear or discomfort for me to have or my discomfort is quite reasonable? - that is the discomfort of having a photo of some stranger's feet above my head every night.

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    3. hahaha, well it really depends on how you see this photo.. is it just a pair of feet to you, or is it a piece of art to you.. place it elsewhere if you think like the former, but if you think like that latter it has nothing to do with where you want to place it as long as it looks good on the entire setting.. :)

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  39. if its someone i know or a friend, i will tell, doesn't matter if guy or girl.. at least they're embaraased in front of me better than being embarassed in front of some other big shot :)

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    1. hmmm, sometimes it may be better to let another female friend to do the job, you can just pass the word.. only if i know the friend wouldn't mind, then i may just tell her directly lor..

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  40. LOL this is funny! I wont too unless i personally know the guy and is very close to him hahaha!

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    1. yeah, of course someone you are close with is not a problem.. the only problem lies with a stranger :p

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  41. for me, i wouldn't because people would think that i have been staring at his / her private part

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    1. yes, that's the problem!! when you tell the people, the first thing is that they will think you keep on looking at their private part, haha!!

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  42. 如果係相熟嘅朋友,我通常见到咁嘅场面都会叫佢拧转身,咪对正个地主公!呵呵呵~~~

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    1. 其實應該係你企佢面前, 借意幫佢擋住, 等佢有機會拉返條拉鏈嘛~~

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  43. 哎哟,咪话人哋,有时我赶住换衫出门都会一时忘记栅雀仔门架!呵呵呵~~~而且仲係返到公司先自动发觉架!丑死鬼囉!

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    1. 其實當你發覺自己冇拉拉鏈嘅時候, 之前應該有好多人睇到架喇, 只係冇人話你知啫~~

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  44. 当自己一发觉忘记栅雀仔门,通常都会拧转身栅番埋个门,而且仲会扮到好若无其事咁,希望神不知鬼不觉!哈哈哈~~~

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    1. 咁當眾拉拉鏈咁尷尬嘅事情, 梗係越少人察覺越好啦.. :)

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  45. 通常男士都会比较粗心大意临出门前冇check清楚,好彩著番件老底打底,如果唔係真係畀人当暴露狂!

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    1. 哈哈, 幸好我冇唔著底褲嘅習慣, 如果唔係呢種情況真係大鑊!!

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  46. 其实咁嘅场面见惯不怪了,最怕有啲人成朝早喺我面前露鸟行来行去,畀佢成日邪住晒,去买马票都唔会中奖囉!呵呵呵~~~

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    1. 哈哈!! 一早就有人露鳥俾你睇, 乜咁好風光呀?? :D

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  47. Dun care lah, I just tell....even my boss....lol!

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    1. your boss is somebody you know of course not a problem mah.. if a stranger then how?? will you tell?? :D

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  48. you know what will i do when i saw a man who forgot to zip his pants?? i will show him that i am inspecting my own pants .. showing him that i am ensuring myself that i zipped my zipper properly... I'm sure he'll do the same and he will notice he forgot to zip his hahaha

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  49. it's funny but there was this very embarrassing thing happened to me when i was in high school... my zipper got ripped off and i have no way to cover it.. haha i was like moving and walking awkwardly just to hide my unzip pants ... i even cover it with my scarf... good thing my shirt is long enough to cover the zipper part haahaha

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  50. i think it would be more embarrassing if you forget to wear your underwear too hahaha

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