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Hey!!! So early today! Not fair!
ReplyDeleteI was still browsing around everywhere else...didn't want to come by so early...and update...update...over and over again, the same thing.
ReplyDeleteGood morning SK, Happy Surfer, STP and everyone. Happy Friday. TGIF, yeah! Long week is here. Too bad I am working tomorrow. I will spam SK0617. Fight for the first sip.
ReplyDeleteGood morning hot mama, HS, STP, pussy Kaldip, Yvonne, hamsap SP, Wenn, Lina and whoever oversleeps.
DeleteHappy Friday Morning, TM. Hamsap SP is no more hamsap. Miss his hamsap comments so much.
DeleteTarak overslept la. morning morning go airport jor. wanna fart also no time
DeleteYan, nvm, half day working only...
DeleteGood morning, everyone!
DeleteI was early yesterday and today came in late. It's almost afternoon already XD~
Went on leave for halfday yesterday, today already needed to report many many things to the Big Cheese~ sigh. Make me like I'm very VIP in the office, whereby the matter of fact, I'm just a small fly. Exploitation!
I will try to get my life back to normal now with internet at home. Hooray!
DeleteGreat TM! It is time to update your blog. Miss your post.
DeleteAgree with Yan.
DeleteTan Sri. Please la.
Update your blog.
That blog got cobwebs all over already lah...
Kekekekeke I will do it this weekend. It will be a shocking topic.
Deletecongratulations, TM
DeleteYa no internet very hard to survive. Good that now you have back internet. can spam kao kao
Farting is good ... Let's out bad air. I love doing it in a plane, train or bus...so noisy, no one can hear...but every one can smell. Muahahahahaha!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTerrible lah you Arthur. I will make sure am not in the same plane as you.
DeleteI always bancuh a cup of hot ginger tea with honey to drink! The gas will come out so much from all the body cells. The Chinese medicine theory says gas causes all types of sickness!! They are our enemy!
DeleteSTP you are a terrorists on the planes! Your farting might cause explosions in mid air!!
DeleteOnce in awhile drink ginger tea ok la. but cannot take a lot else will get sore throat. I can't take much of ginger.
Deleteya lor...later the pilots Pengsan from Arthur's gas. habis terbabas.
Is it a natural reaction to pretend we don't hear it or is it just me?
DeleteI wonder if it's true that noisy ones don't smell and silent ones do.
T-Man, true that ginger is great for getting rid of wind which explains why ginger is the essential ingredient in food for women in birth-confinement.
DeleteSTP, you are a real terror..ist! No wonder research says the air in airplanes is unhealthy. :O
Happy, I'll pretend "It's not me!" and continue normally whenever I fart in public. Just it's a pass for normal reaction :D
DeleteI like to let it LOUD, feel more "ahh" and much relief knowing that I expel the wind from my stomach~
The silent one is indeed the killer and I don't usually drop those unless I have stomach discomfort.
sound or no sound will smell one la Happy Surfer. LOL.
Deletecham....just had lobster dinner ...masak ginger with spring onion. Darm effective.....Hubi and FIL terus pooooott....habis la ...tonight sure got orchestra in the house.
Meow so syiok.
DeleteEat lobster man...
I can only see lobster. Lick also never, hahaha
syok memang syok...woke up morning my skin color also become like lobster...adei....mana tau i allergic to lobster one......usually i eat prawns, sotong, crab no problem punya
DeleteHave you tried doing in the swimming pool...and all the bubbles run up your back... Muahahahahaha!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYerrrrr! Even the fishes will die smelling your fart!!!
DeleteTm what swimming pool you swim oh...got fish geh? Not at one of those pool with the fishes cleaning your feet punya pool gua? Later birdie kena bite.
DeleteSwim, fart, urinate...all can! Just cannot shit...but in the river, can!!! Just have to watch out for the fish!!! They will all come and attack...but if you steer clear of the shit, you'll be fine. That's all they want. Muahahahahaha!!!!!!
DeleteThat's why I'm reluctant to swim at the public swimming pools. Actually I'm not afraid of the fart - they are only bubbles. I'm terrified of the urinate, yiiieeerr.....
DeleteSo, now waiting for SP to come to my town here, invest in a bungalow with private swimming pool. I will visit him daily in the morning and evening to do several laps as exercise. On weekend I'll bring the kids for leisure and sunbathing to his bungalow too.
SP will ask you go naked swimming in his pool. Ah Hua mahu?
DeleteSP punya pool got SP punya urine. later kena urine tract infection. Have to stop ahem ahem ahem for a month.
DeleteDunno what happened to SP? Drowned in his own urine pool?
DeleteSTP " but in the river, " you pernah try ka? LOL....berak while swimming in the river.
DeleteI heard of the peribahasa "sambil menyelam, minum air". This one pulak sambil berenang kentut/berak sejenak :P
Of course! I lived by the river when I was young - always bathing & swimming and everything else in the river. LOL!!!
DeleteHaha... Reminds me of old days
DeleteSaw corns gloating by as we swim in the river. O.O
and you eating the fish from the same river? Most likely the fish ate the poo that you let out when you were swimming leh
DeleteMorning, everyone. Think I've spammed enough - gotta get out of here now. Will come back and check things out later maybe...
ReplyDeletewoi...spam so ittle how to top the chart la Arthur. I thought you aim to top the chart? Or you kentut only?
DeleteI spam a lot already... Just that other people a lot more... Sigh!!!!
DeleteToday topic cracks me up, SK! You make my day on Friday Morning.
ReplyDeleteDo you know when you will fart more? It is when doing YOGA. During my yoga session, I either have to learn how to hold my own fart, or hold my laughter when hearing people fart.
Guess yoga "push" all the wind out from the body ya. memang like that punya. each time at awkward moment the wind will wanna make its escape.
DeleteYan, I agree!! There're many yoga poses where I really wanna fart but I hold it! My instructor said if anyone feels like farting, go ahead!! But very paiseh leh... And imagine, it's already smelly in the room (everyone sweating), if add on the fart... Sure pengsan, haha!
DeleteI went for a body massage once - blind one, Malay. The guy in the next cubicle kept farting and each time he did that, he would praise his god. They say a massage helps release bad wind, true or not? How come I never fart during a massage leh?
DeleteWakakakak! STP's experience is so hilarious~ Why on earth he would praise his god when he fart? Some sort of blessing?
DeleteDid he get massage on his tummy, thus push out the wind from the buttock?
I know some yoga poses will cause the us to fart sometimes, but never heard of massage actually induce farting, kakaka!
Yvonne, not funny wor coz i see in the TV show also the same. Malay massage will "push" out the wind. Saw once, the lady after give birth so they go for urut. And as the tukang urut, massage her, the tukang urut kept blurping and sometimes fart. According to the tukang urut, the wind pass from the baru gave birth punya lady to her body and then the wind come out
DeleteTalking about poses ah... when you ahem ahem kan... ever tercome out gas or not? kekeke
DeleteSaya pernah. Because it was like doing yoga poses! When you put your legs high up, you will fart. Farting during ahem ahem ahem is quite normal, lina. Kekekek!
DeleteNope...never kena fart when ahem ahem...
DeleteGood morning :).
ReplyDeleteToday punya is really hot topic. tambah hot lagi if that someone fart in an air cond room. Will kena I kns Kao Kao.
Or in the lift! Nowhere to escape!
Deletebaru kena orang kentut in the lift...grrrrrrrr
DeleteIf fart in open area tak apa. ni in air cond room I paling benci.
ReplyDeleteI love to smell my own fart! It smells like GUCCI.
ReplyDeleteTM, you really gila one! You don't make me puke.
DeleteI only like my own fart, when I take durian or petai the day before. Wah! my fart smells like durian and petai. I love it.
Ewwww pervert Betul la this tm...pls don't say you korek you nostril the smell. smell the gold ah....I don't like any fart at all. own fart also stinky.
DeleteEyewwwwww!!! That is so disgusting! But sometimes, one's fart not smelly...or not so smelly one. Hehehehehe!!!!
DeleteEh! Learn my tricks la! Spray perfume in your underwear before wearing. When you fart, GUCCI will be released! Muahahahaha!
DeleteWhat if someone doesn't wear underwear one, can spray at the asshole?
DeleteAiyoyo! Who doesn't wear underwear?? YOU?
Deletewhat spray perfume in underwear?? Later kena rashes baru tau.that place is sensitve area leh. Cannot simply spray perfume one la
DeleteTM,
DeleteCannot NOT wear underwear meh? xD
*Faints at Lina's comment*
DeleteMust be reading and re-reading 50 shades of grey too much la this lina
Sometimes I farted during my deep sleep without realizing. My wife would duck under the thick blankets and cover her head.
ReplyDeleteFirst time I heard that sleeping also can fart one. Yerrr! The mosquitoes inside your blanket also will die inhaling your gas.
DeleteCan pass wind during sleep la. hubby also does that. kena I scold a few times. damn...kentut in air cond so damn stinky pynya
DeleteHubby's fart - belum kahwin, not smelly...smells so nice...but after kahwin, want to scold pulak! Tsk! Tsk! LOL!!!!
DeleteYan, you slumber soundly that's why didn't realize your hubby fart in his sleep. And perhaps his fart doesn't smell at all~
DeleteI also don't know that human fart during the sleep but got one time, I was awake for midnight pee pee. Got back to bed, halfway entering my slumberland, mana tau, my bedmate fart!! KNN~~
Whoever says he never farts in his sleep is a liar!!! Ha ha ha ha!!!
DeleteMe la! I never fart in my sleep one. I fart almost everyday at anytime, except in my deep sleep.
DeleteBabies fart too. This one should ask Hayley. Baby Aden's fart must be very nice smell one, no?
I don't believe you never fart la in your sleep. You probably dunno!
DeleteKahwin no kahwin also kena scold.
Deletemost probably pernah fart in the sleep la. Maybe you just dont realise it.
hahahaha.....i can't stop laughing at this post ! U r disgusting...but I'm just like you. hahahaha..... I have lots of gases in my tummy too....and when I need to let go, I just have to!
ReplyDeleteSo got smell or not ? Sure dun have coz both of u can still act if nothing happened!
ReplyDeleteLOL.....if alone nevermind. If got people around will be very paiseh
DeleteBut fart cannot control la....if control very back for our body, isn't? Hahaha...... And u did not even say excuse me ?
ReplyDeleteYa lo! Farting cannot control, just like sneezing also cannot control, but at least I can control until the sound is not like explosion.
DeleteAfter farting and making apology is like directly admitting you fart, NO WAY! Kakakaka~
DeleteJust ignore the whole scene and carry on with whatever conversation will make it less awkward.
Imagine you are in the midst of a meeting. Everyone is concentrating hard on the slideshow and suddenly you fart and say, "Opps, excuse me. I fart", you just got yourself attention (and most probably get deducted for your reputation).
Both my kids will say excuse me after farting. And the funny thing is, my girl will talk as loud as she can by saying "Excuse me, I farted! "
ReplyDeleteIf we ignored my girl, she will make sure you heard her.....and repeat again "I farted".
ReplyDeleteSo cute, fart also have to announce so loudly that she has farted. kekekek!
DeleteLOL!!! Your girl's so adorable!!!
DeleteChildren are naive and they just follow what the adults teach them. When they grow older, they realize farting is something embarrassing and they will just keep quiet and act normal whenever they fart :)
DeleteSK, you terror la! After farting in front, you still can pretend like nothing happen. You can win the best actor in Oscar awards. Your friend can win the best supporting actor too. Both of you so good in pretending one. Kekekekeke!
ReplyDeleteIf for me to hear that, I just worry that I may unconsciously lifting my hand to cover my nose lo!
hahaha....Yan, that's a good one. Congrats SK for winning the best actor award! hahaha
DeleteIf me, I think I will laugh out and hold my breath for a moment. Can't imagine smelling other person's fart!
I remember one time when I was still in school. Everyone in the class was concentrating on their work when I had to fart...and oh my goodness! It was one with sound!!! Everyone turned back to look...and I also turned back to look at the one behind me right at the back of the class.
DeleteAfter the lesson, everyone came to tease him about his loud fart - I just kept quiet. He was so angry saying that it wasn't him and he wanted to fight with everybody...but nobody believed him.
To this day, the fart has remained...my secret! Hehehehehehe!!!!
lol! STP, you are really hilarious. How could you do that to another innocent boy? I thought SK is the best actor, seems you are the best of the best.
DeleteSTP is worst farting joker always.
Deleteaiyo...so bad la you Arthur...
DeleteThis is called in cantonese "Black dog curi makan, white daog kena blamed"
One of my family member farted when watching TV in the living room. Imagine how loud it was because even upstair also can hear!
ReplyDeletethat loud????? Gosh....everyone got runaway or not
DeleteI guess everyone does fart in one way or another. I prefer to do it in the toilet and hopefully when I flush, the smell will be drown together with the flush.
ReplyDeleteMy mum certainly likes to fart a lot. She would do it anywhere she likes. I always tell her to do it somewhere else when there are people around. It is impolite to fart so loudly. But funny thing is her gas is not smelly.
DeleteWenn, lol! You sure her gas is not smelly or you are used to it already, as you have been smelling it from baby till now.
DeleteHer fart is usually loud and as they say, silent one is definitely a killer.
Deletemaybe you are used to it already gua Wenn
DeleteGood morning ladies and gentlemen!
ReplyDeleteSK, I realise you blogged about this fart topic quite often~ :P
DeleteObviously, he farts a lot... Muahahahahaha!!!!
DeleteBut true, farting is absolutely normal! We should let the gas out, but also depends on place..
DeleteBut some people won't care, let it out and never say 'excuse me' =_=
STP, hahaha! Means Sk you got alot of gas in your tummy! Eat alot of 'windy' food isit? :P
DeleteHave you all noticed how when dogs meet, they will smell one another's backside first?
ReplyDeleteThe story goes like this:
Long ago, all dogs lived in Heaven. One day, a dog farted and it was so smelly that God asked the dogs, "Who was it that farted?"
Nobody wanted to confess so God was furious and sent them all down to earth.
To this day, they are still trying to find the culprit who farted.
STP, LOL!! Really or not? You don't mislead people ar! :P
DeleteWakakakakakaka!!! This Big Fart's joke is silly. I think dogs love to smell assholes.
DeleteLOL...that's hillarious, Arthur.
Delete確實係幾尷尬,我最驚呢种情況會係電梯入面發生。lor爆!
ReplyDeleteMy dad loves to fart. We are so used to his farting that we tend to ignore him when we hear "poooot..." sound. And if he doesn't fart for a day, we'll start asking him. Kakaka~
ReplyDeleteAnd now my kids find it funny - I mean to hear my dad's fart. They laugh and constantly ask him to fart; how can you fart as you like?? Crazy kids.
Your dad got make "Music" when he fart ah?
DeleteI'm not the "windy' type person. Maybe I will fart once daily? But I remembered I had stomachache the other day, ran into the toilet and before my poo poo came out, my "pooot pooot" and "preeett preeeet" could be heard loud and clear x_x
ReplyDeleteAnd there was someone else using the next cubicle. She must be having her shock of life upon hearing mine, kakakaka!!
but if dont proot then the whole body not syok. Like not well
DeleteHAHA so funny this post! Saucer always farts when I'm in the room ok, and purposely does so, so that I can have a share at the 'nice' smell! So bad hor.. but I understand what you mean, when no one is around, the feeling of being able to fart as loud as you want to is just priceless! :D
ReplyDeleteEyewwwww!!! Saucer is so gross kah? Doesn't look like someone who would do that! Hahahahaha!!!!
Deletehaha farting is indeed natural actually you'll be abnormal if you dont fart haha
ReplyDeletei could relate on that sk i remember when me and my friends are having fun i was laughing out loud ten suddenly fart really loud they all alugh at me but i was ok with it they were my friend after all
ReplyDeletebut here in our house i used fart as a prank haha i pranked my siblings farting near to them so they'll smell it
ReplyDeletehaha but if i was sorrounded by other people i dont know i was trying really hard to control it haha
ReplyDeleteanyways sk have a great week end a head hope to see fingfing this sunday huh
ReplyDeletebut for now how a great day and happy blogging sk gopspeed to us
ReplyDelete有話說,有屁放 *you hua shou, you pi fang* guess you both are so carried away and engrossed with the conversation the fart never existed. Wonder where will the gas go if one controls and refuses to let it blast out?
ReplyDeleteHi everyone!
ReplyDeleteI report so late today... it's a different day already! hu~
Some more so the nice story here... all about wind. kakaka
You are late better than SP, he didn't come in here to report at all. What had happened to him? Only exist in Whatsapp.
Deletewhoa!!!...This reminds me of my neighbor's story. She told me that she has this farting habit .. she said she wont feel good if she wont fart a lot of times in a day.. and when she farts there's no smell how ever it is loud.. then she told me how she was having a hard time letting her fart out when she and her hubby were on their first date... they were in the cinema and the camera hasnt rolled yet... It was very quiet... she told me she was trying not to have her fart be heard... to her amazement her fart sounded like a fly buzzing around.. lol
ReplyDeletewah... no burst of laughter kah? can just keep a straight face and continue discussion? haha.
ReplyDeleteActually I everyday also fart one. Seems like so much wind in the tummy.
ReplyDeleteNow I find spamming back date posts are quite fun too, because I can do this with a peace of mind on Saturday.