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Good morning SK and everyone...
ReplyDeleteWhat i don't like most when i'm outside and if i have urgency to go toilet, and the toilet is in such a long Q...
DeleteI feel more comfortable in toilet where there is lots of cubicle as when u are doing 'big' business, u feel more relax as no need to worry about outside people Q-ing impatient for the use of the toilet and start grumbling...
DeleteI second you. and one more thing is i feel uncomfortable that people waiting outside can smell the ahem ahem. then when i walk out they will give one kind of look
DeleteGood Morning!!! Hello Doraemon!!! (Can't wait to see the 100 doraemon in the coming soon event!!!)
ReplyDeleteMostly people might tented to use the one at home, like my sister, always wait until she reached home....but for urgent of course not tahan too long la!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah. Like my hubby always tend to use the one at home. Much more comfortable and can stay inside for hours without worrying about anyone else wanting to use the loo! LOL
DeleteFor me, I am OK with either home or office. Just not other public toilets la.
But if urgent, any toilet also can, right? :P
Yah, for me is okay, I can't smell, I heard my sis said some toilet is too smelly till you would be refuse to step in!!! =]
DeleteI tend to use the one at home too. If cannot tahan then baru will do big biz outside of home. Paling best is do at KFC or McD punya toilet coz usually it's clean. not like kopitiam with only two toilet and very dirty,
DeleteOffice punya okay la.
Betul tu if urgent already then cannot choose lor....hmm...among all the petrol station...petronas punya so far is the most clean...at least the ones i visited la. The rest so so only
Mid Valley & Gardens ones OK la...
DeleteBangsar Shopping Village also quite good. Same as Bangsar Shopping Centre.
I hate Alamanda. Maju Junction.
Lake Garden ones are passable.
I also hate those toilets you have to pay but are not kept clean :(
For me no air-con is fine, cause I always do it very fast, won't stay in the toilet too long, hahaha!!! =]
ReplyDelete(Can't imagine those who read this post while they're having breakfast or lunch or dinner lo!!! Hahahaha!!!)
Ahhh, shitting topic today, huh?
ReplyDeleteOops, sorry, cakap dengan SK mesi ada kelas sikit since SK is a perfectionist... Let me repeat (with some slang):
Ahhh, "shyte-ting" topic today, huh?
Most office toilets sure dont have aircond lor..
DeleteWow, your gym toilet has aircond? Then after during shower or after shower, ma shaking until ball-ball also shrink liao lor?
OMG LOuizYee,
DeleteSo crass! @.@
wah lau eh...classy slang wor....
Deletewei wei wei...talking about big bizness leh..not about naked biz leh....ball shrink or not itu lain cerita la...later ah boy malu ler
Later anak Meow visit this blog and read this? How? hihihi
DeleteIf you hold your shyte and wait until you have a better location, by the time you reach your "preferred" toilet, the shyte would have "gone back in", no?
ReplyDeleteWow, you feel like shyte-ting already but still got time want to think of clean toilets with air cond somemore, if me, terus go to office toilet and let it out liao lor..
The time for me to shyte is around 8+, so normally, I would already reach office that time. Then terus go to office toilet and shyte lor.. It normally just takes like a few minutes, coz they shyte already wana come out ma..
DeleteNot like you, feel wana shyte but still wana think whether the toilet ok or not, got sir cond or not, etc.. If the shyte "gone back in" liao by the time you found a nice toilet, you will feel uncomfortable for the whole day ma, kan? Coz that piece of long shyte is still inside you..
Plus, I dont shyte everyday.
DeleteI shyte like twice a week only.
Something wrong with my digestion and intestines, I know.
Wait til you laosai, see you still got time wana think of clean or aircond toilets or not.. I bet that time, your bumbum hole cannot wait any longer and you will just run to any available toilets and let out your watery shyte...LOL~
DeleteSo, which shyte are you?
Deletehttp://www.infohip.com/forwards/pictures/poo.htm
Twice a week??? Must eat more fruit or vege and do exercise!!!! =]
DeleteYep, really twice or thrice a week only. Sometimes just once a week. Gosh, I don't know where all the food went to.
DeleteYeerrrrr you terrible woman! How could you keep 3 days X breakfast X lunch X dinner food inside your colons? Your toilet bowls need to be flushed 2 times to send them away la. So much Sai!!! Adoi.. You need help dei.
DeleteTM, no, no need to flush 2x pun..
DeleteEven with just shyte-ting once a week, the shyte is just about half a banana size long only wor.. How?
Aiyo......banana size some more, if someone is having banana now, they might throw up now.....
DeleteMy friend's wife went for a colon cleansing in the hospital where the doctor shove a hose inside and overhauled everything out. She recovered and had healthy toilet business daily.
DeleteNot dumping daily, not healthy la!!! Scary la wei! LouizYee, go ask Anay to refer you to a doctor to cleanse your colon.
DeleteLike you have noticed lo...ah boy is a perfectionist mah...he do big biz sure have "planned" already la unless it is those sakit perut type of big business. Sure he will be able to find a comfortable place to do big business LOL.
DeletePengsan.......twice a week only. You really can save a lot of water leh.
But seriously not good la. Must eat more vege and fruits la so that can do big business daily. all those things inside for 3-4 days not good leh. can easily fall sick if like that
I agree wih Lina. Must refer to doctor if like that. Now you are young already can go big biz twice a week. later older might have health problem. prevention is better than cure
I heard from Kaldip relative also . one did colon cleansing. all those black thing come out. Louiz...seriously...do consider seeing doctor leh
Wahhhh!!! Toilet also must have aircon... So bergaya lah you!
ReplyDeleteMy timing perfect 4 or 5 a.m. verey morning and that is why I am up and about so early. Hehehehehe!!!!
ReplyDeleteCannot hold on wor... Will constipate...and that is the cause of colon cancer. Must let go right away once you feel like it.
DeleteSo early??? Mine also around 11 something...
DeleteI am also very si-yeh... I do it at the comfort of my own home at least twice per day... hahaha... if really no choice like traveling, then I do it in a very clean toilet..if not clean, I tahan tahan.. so far, no lau sai outside in dirty loos as yet.. hahahaa.... yes, my last meal was two hours ago.. nasib baik!!
ReplyDeletethen you are the most healthy one among us lor :)
DeleteHaha luckily i just finished my lunch when I read this post! I used to bomb at my office toilet, very comfortable and clean. But now on maternity leave, obviously no other place than home. :P
ReplyDeletehaha, I just taken my lunch! Shitty business! Well, I prefer to do it at home. Even when I travel, I will do it at the hotel room toilet. I hardly do at the public toilet. Because I find that it's embarrassing when the next person has to use the toilet.
ReplyDeletethere was once when all of us were queuing up to use the toilet and someone left a bomb. Omg, what stench! Really couldn't stand it but we had no choice. That's the only toilet we had to use before we carried on our journey.
DeleteGood Afternoon Bloggers. I thought SK has posted about toilet stuffs before, no? Maybe this round is talking about the comforts of air conditioned toilets.
ReplyDeleteI also love to do my toilet business at the FF gyms which are all air-cond too with piped music playing. Sometimes they were playing techno upbeat music that really help my colons to open wider to drop off my sai. Wakakakaka
Gym punya toilet sejuk! LOL
DeleteEven shower also. After a nice hot shower, I'd yank the shower curtain open and get blasted with cold air. Brrrr...
alamak.....mau do big biz also have to choose ka.
DeleteTerbalik if aircond place i feel takut to poo. coz the smell will linger long time there. then the next people who comes in will look at me one kind leh.
sejuk my biz susah come out. if panas then sekejap only. hahaha...maybe that's why i like drink hot coffee. Then very fast can do big biz...smooth too.
Same here Meow!
DeleteI also like to drink balck coffee. For faster emission. Wakaka
All come out smooth and fast. Fast and furious. :P
I am very particular about the public toilet's cleanliness too as the awful smelling pong and filthy wet floors infested with bacterias would often make my anus scream "Not Here!!!" and I walked out. I was afraid that I might faint halfway and ambulance need to be summoned.
ReplyDeleteThere were several rare occasions when I had terrible tummy aches outside and ran to the nearest public toilets in cold sweats. After letting off the whole lump of feces that filled up to the whole toilet bowl, I was so damn relieved with a happy smile. To my horrendous shock, there was no TOILET PAPER!!!! Gosh! How did I clean myself? Did I phone my friend to find me toilet paper & deliver to my toilet's cubicle? Would you believe that I did some painting on the toilet's wall murals?? Let your imaginations run wild !! Muahahahaha
I remembered that when I was in primary school, there was never any toilet paper provided in my school's toilet. Every student was supposed to bring their own toilet paper otherwise the school would go bankrupt supplying them. Some kids could steal them home for the whole family to use and save their household expenses! So when we students forgot to bring toilet paper, we had to tear off the pages of our exercise books!!! Yes, new blank pages and it was so crispy hard that it could cut my anus like Zorro's sign "Z".
I wonder if all you bloggers had the luxury and comfort of your school providind KLEENEX tissues to wipe? Tell me.
Gawd... TM.. Again you.. Macam macam stories yer?
DeleteSo you really stuck your finger into your asshole, korek it, and then wipe onto the wall? Did you smell back your fingers after that?
If the sinks had no water, what would you do?
Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww at LouizYee's comment!!!
DeleteNo need so graphic!
Anay also la!
LOL !
DeleteNot only me, TM's at fault too.
Aiyo this char boh blamed me pula. This LouizYee could become a very good Art Teacher in college! So imaginative and innovative too! Muahahaha
DeleteLike this why need become Art Teacger. Not lucrative enough la...
DeleteBetter do writing on soft-porn or those erotic books, better! Muahaha
Can talk about any parts of body and any form of bodily function with total abandon. :P
Darn it Anay!...those mural done by you ah.....adoi....i went into ome public toilet before and run out coz of the mural on the wall. That is just so gross. No water also ka in the toilet?
Deletecannot do soft-porn or those erotic books la. Readers read wiping finger with poop on the wall and the smelling part , readers would vomit liao. If wanna do must be classified as hardcore S & M book.
I think both can become doctor and nurse la. Doctor and nurses are used to human body function and tarak show emotion about it.
I always loved the toilets in the 5 star hotels which comes with potpourri aromatherapy smell that could lull you to sleep inside their toilet cubicle with added music crooned by Pavoratti. Adoi, like heavens dei.
ReplyDeleteI will remember those hotels very well and looked forward to return for functions!
If I go for a long run in Putrajaya, I like to stop at Pullman Hotel for my toilet stop. Dun wan use under maintained public toilets there and Pullman one are soooo nice.
DeleteStaff never give me the evil one, so far. I guess because I acted confident enough when walking into the toilet in my sweaty, stinky clothes. Bwahaha
I am like you, walked through the lobby like a CEO and head into their toilets with confidence. When people tried to be nasty, I often sacred them back by asking - "Do you know who I am?".... eerrmmm
DeleteWhoah! Anay so eksyen one!
DeleteI usually just walk confidently and smile to staff. Even chit-chat with them. Usually, most of them are nice. Just need to be confident (but friendly) and act like a proper guest mah.
That's how I usually end up getting room upgrades anyway. Not by being eksyen but by being friendly and chatting with front desk staff.
Of course, if got nasty ones... I become unfriendly back lor. But I won't scream at them. Just take note of their names and then go find who are their GM. If first time kena "bully", second time I come, the staff all suddenly become friendly with me. Even if I'm not a paid guest there! LOL
Aiyoh!
DeleteJust realize that the comment above made me sound like "macam bagus" saja. Sorry Sorry! :P
yes i like that too. potpourri aromatherapy smell. at least can cover a bit of the big biz smell la.
DeleteI have to copy Lina la. I look like auntie maybe that's why tarak room upgrade. Mau pinjam toilet there also feel takut takut LOL
Auntie auntie type better Meow.
DeleteBecause staff will accept the fact that aunties all one kind one... kepoh. Ask lots of questions. Sometimes ask for things. Sometimes pretend blur when kena tegur. Muahaha
I think the best public toilets I have sat on their thrones were in Japan. Most of them comes with fantasy buttons!
ReplyDelete1. Most of the seats are lined with cushions and padded with wires to provide heat. Good for winters!
2. You will enjoy plenty of buttons to spray your ass hole in many varied fountain jets with their fancy multiple nozzles! Walau eh, shiok nia!! They are so creative to invent such lovely designer toilet bowls.
3. They also have buttons to play any music from soft melodies to heavy metals if your business requires so to speed up your bowel motions.
4. You can also press "Deodorize" button and the misty spray will fan your button with some sweet smelling sanitizers!
5. You will be shocked to hear that they are selling this hi-tech toilet thrones that could taste your business!!! Yes, they have fitted them with gadgets that could monitor your blood pressure readings, measure your body fat level and even read the level of sugar in your urine!! Yes, I am not bluffing although you might think that I am nuts.
6) Soon, they will invent a Doraemon or Hello Kitty v*b*a*o* sticking or popping out to fit into your *ahem you know where* and start v*b*ating the entire journey while you are on the throne.
DeleteAnay,
DeleteHow long did you spend in toilets while in Japan ah? Lucky thing, you actually come out from the toilet! LOL
Hang on! Are we talking about toilet as in the normal "answering nature's call" or are we already diverting our talk into something else here. o.O
I like Japan toilet so hi-tech, wanted to take a picture of it somehow, but it could be weird to take of toilet so I didn't.......
DeleteMak Glam, I really enjoyed myself sitting inside the Japanese hotel's toilets which provided much fun and relaxation. Their country is spotlessly clean in many places. I have not tried that one with gadgets that could measure our blood pressure, body fats and sugar in urine. I read them in news.
DeleteYou've never tried using the toilets at major JR stations ah?
DeleteThere, you can feel like you're almost back to Malaysia already! hehehe
TM oh TM, yah Japan toilets are the best. Relax kan? But there are still some (I went before) is not classy and clean but still acceptable leh. Maybe the place is old and not renovate for quite some time. You know lar the place is always full of visitors, where can be clean all the time. The toilet is not spacious, just enough for you to go in and squad down. Where is it? I can't recalled ady the place, I think I was visiting a shrine/temple...lupa ady lar.
Delete*squat*
DeleteRecently we bought JUST one toilet bidet to install at our director toilet lor. Ya lar, he is a Japanese, but don't have to bodek liddat right? Why? our normal toilet bowl not good enough is it?
DeleteI heard about those too. Really they pampered themselves leh. I wonder ah boy go there go fully enjoy the toilet facilities there or not
Deletewei anay..read properly before you press the buttons there ah. nanti jadi like the ATR joke. Auto Tampon Remover. Habis your birdie LOL
You know you can buy those Japanese toilets and install them in your house?
DeleteGot sell what. Expensive la. Not suitable for toilets with direct shower heads that kena toilet bowl. But there are those toilets being sold at shops. Thos yang jual bath tubs and stuff tu.
We checked already. LOL
SO cute your doraemon on the throne. I am very particular about toilets too that is why I always make my business at home instead of outside. Anyway.. i'm always at home what.. sobs!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeletePhoto so cute, I thought what la... this post.
Rupa-rupanya toilet post!
After this, can't wait for Anay's selfie in China toilets plus his photos of toilet going people there. :P
p.s. I'm reading this while having my lunch! @.@
Hahaha, yesterday food post, today toilet post....tomorrow???
DeleteWish me good luck to scout for the most filthy toilets in China to share! Get ready to puke in my blog!!
DeleteAll the best!!! Waiting for it!!! =]
DeleteGood luck Anay....make sure snap snap snap of those toilet ya :p
DeleteI'm very disciplined. Wake-up. Settle potty duties first. Then shower.
ReplyDeleteLEss stress like that also. :P
Muahaha, I train my kids liddat lor.
Delete好想要你的fb 24hour 不断follow you！
ReplyDelete这样积极？？？
Deletegood morning! hopefully i can go for the doraemon event~ well, for me, i seldom go toilet too, maybe 1~2 time a day~
ReplyDeleteStart from 14th December, then last for 100days at Viva Home!
DeleteDoraemon sitting on the toilet bowl! Cute! :D
ReplyDeleteOK so now I know the time you go pass motion. 11am yes? OK, won't disturb you at that time hehe
ReplyDeleteOMG! Bomb in the gym toilet? The gym got to thank you lah hahaha
ReplyDeleteI try not to do my business in public toilets. Best do at home. But if no choice, will find one that requires squatting. At least no need to have contact with the toilet seat! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHmm...I think I am glad I don't have any timing. :p So I can bomb any time that I want. :p
ReplyDeleteBut I have always preferred to do my business back at home. :p more comfortable mah.
ReplyDeleteGood evening SK!
ReplyDeleteHaha it's the 'sai' topic again!! I remember you blogged about 'sai' very often leh!! Looks like you really interested in sharing about this topic! xD
Hmm I wonder what makes you think about these 3 points today? =)
Well, you seldom go toilet at home... But I thought most people feel more comfortable doing 'business' at own toilet one? But I bet your house's toilet is still clean and hygiene la right? Your timing is really so punctual ar? 11am! So next time if I were to look for you, must avoid the time 11am!! Don't wanna kacau u ma! Wakakaka xD
DeleteErm you said your timing is quite punctual but the place you bomb is mostly at the gym? I thought week days punya 11am is supposed to be a working hour for you? Hmm, sorry I am a bit confused here :p
DeleteAnd LOL, you always sweat while doing big business ar? So 'kek' meh? :p
But yes, I am very particular about the hygiene of the toilet too! I wash my room's toilet everyday one, including using Harpic and scrub the toilet seat. I just can't stand seeing any dark spot/dirt laying around the toilet, hehe~ (I wonder is this consider as 洁癖?)
DeleteSo having said this, I think I cannot go China lo, cause I heard most toilets at China are dirty and smelly, some even with no doors!! Ewww.....
But I do act like you, if not too urgent I'll rather hold and find some place with a cleaner toilet. I really cannot stand seeing dirty public toilets, with tissues, pads or and 'sai' everywhere!! =_=
DeleteLuckily I don't have certain timing, I guess it's easier for me even if I am outside, hehe~
Opps, 讲着讲着我好像要去开大了！！哈哈哈~
Delete（开玩笑啦 :p)
Ok la, time to sleep, no more 'sai' topic already xD
Same, same, if not too urgent, i will hold, unless bo bian, do big business... As dirty toilets, makes me eeeeeeeee...
DeleteI never go inside and wait for the "bomb" one. If got then only I go then very fast come out ady when I'm done.
ReplyDeleteMy parents very particular with this bomb timing one. One day must go at least once. My dad bring his newspaper and read while doing his business. My house only got one toilet and one bathroom, so when I really need to rush to go... I'll shout one "Pa, lu hor boey? ".... ^_*
DeleteMy son don't like dirty toilets too, he refused to go in. We must very well train our kids, whether is a toilet bowl or the squat toilet. So when we travel it is much easier for them.
ReplyDeleteYour post really remind me of my post too, that Calvin likes to take books or magazine inside the toilet while doing his business.
Delete我一定要去咗先至可以出門，絕對冇如果！
ReplyDeleteAdoi.....pengsankau kau la ah boy...
ReplyDeletewanna go toilet also so particular ka?
LOL...errr....Indah water bill no matter use or not use still have to pay leh but the at least saves water bill la. I wonder can claim back from Indah water or not if tarak use the toilet :p
wei wei ....dont use so many of the Bxmb word ah. Mr G got clawlers. Might highlight this blog as a potention threat leh . you know la. your blog many comments so that word will come out many times, Say do big biz or more direct oh si or pangsai better leh.
hmm....from you post you say you like to pangsai around 11am and you like airconditional toilet...means around 11am you frequently go gym la
Aaaaahhhhh now we know when & where to stalk SK la. So every day at 11am, we can go to his gym and stalk him there? LOL
DeleteI agree with SK, if go shitting, must find a better place to shit. Monday to Friday, I shit in the office, sometimes at home. No particular time and schedule, at two days once.
ReplyDeleteAfter shitting, I always feel myself lighter and thinner. So, I love shitting too.
By the way, I hate dirty toilet too, I will keep my urine and shit for a long time, if the toilet is smelly and dirty. If I really cannot bear, then no choice, I have to force myself to use the dirty toilet .