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30.07.2012 | 大中細碼

[Volume 7 Issue 7, #1491]
回教徒齋誡月期間, 好多地方都有特別優惠.. 上個星期五就見到某某快餐店推出醒神套餐, 以下係我同侍應嘅對話..
我: 唔該我想要呢個齋誡月優惠套餐..
侍: 好呀!! 咁先生想要大定中呢??
我: 得大同中咋?? 我想要個細嘅..
侍: 份套餐係先生你食?? 不過細嘅通常係俾小朋友㗎噃..
睇完我哋嘅對話, 估下我究竟點樣回應呢位咁「有趣」嘅侍應??
during the ramadhan fasting month, many places are offering attractive promotions.. saw this good deal from a fast food restaurant last friday, and this is the conversation between the waitress (W) and myself (M)..
M: hi, i would like to have your ramadhan set..
W: yes sir, would you like it large or medium??
M: only large or medium?? i would like a small-size set..
W: is that for yourself?? but small ones are normally for kids..
after reading this conversation between us, how do you think i will respond to this "funny" waitress??
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  1. Good morning, SK, everyone!

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    1. Good morning, HS! Are you going to get that large size set for yourself?

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    2. happy monday morning HS & Wenn...
      It remind me of dieting this week.. I ate a lot during the weekend...

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    3. Hello Ahem Chai! Now become Fei Chai?

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    4. Fei Chai, good la! That is really a python, not a leeches.

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    5. Ahem Chai ate a lot during weekend to replenish what he lost during Amazon forest exploration~~

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    6. Good morning, SP! Have you got your fast food for breakfast yet? :)

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    7. SK, let me guess. You must have answered, "But I'm a kid!" LOL

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    8. Wenn, medium would be just nice. But are these tumblers reusable or just plain paper? SK?

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    9. Good morning everyone. UIks! SK on diet ah?

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    10. SK forever on diet one, because he forever loves fast food.

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    11. Memang like that Yan. The more we on diet, the more food temptation will be at our face.Sure will see got fast food offer la, buffet offer la this and that

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    12. as for me .. I eat a lot during the weekend then during the weekday is moderate..
      I think it is moderate le...

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    13. Why SP? Weekend got more time to ahem ahem ahem ah? So need to eat more?

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    14. Yan, need to ask kah?
      SP sure needs to eat a lot to recover from vigorous weekend activities mah... kekeke

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    15. yah le .. at least 7th time..
      you all forget already? kakakakakaka..

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    16. SP: haiyah, you must eat more so that you have energy to go on diet mah.. somemore if no eat more, where got energy to ahem ahem?? :D

      HS: just click the button and you'd know my response.. errr, no idea about the cups, i just grab an arbitrary photos from the web..

      Yan: haiz, now you know right?? going on diet is a FOREVER thing..

      Meow: actually if i really want to go on diet, i can one woh.. depends how determined i am lah, hahahaha~~

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    17. Wei, sk wat happen to you non carb diet ah. before hk u were on diet. now going to start again ka.

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    1. Good morning, TM, HS, SK and everyone. Happy Monday.

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    2. Good morning, Yan. I suppose we ladies would just order the small set, right?

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    3. Good morning, kawan-kawan sekalian!

      SK, I really need a cup of caffeine as shown in your photo above to beat my Monday blues!!

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    4. Good morning, Yvonne! That coffee is definitely great for our morning breakfast!

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    5. Happy morning Annay TM, Yan & Yvonne...
      I am having my milo and some muffin. kakakakakakaka

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    6. Good morning, SP.

      Why not go to the coffee franchise to see any cute waitress as claimed by SK~ kekeke! Opps, later kena tidur kat living hall :p

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    7. I wonder if SP would purposely go and see that cute waitress. Fui Fui is already cute!

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    8. SP, muffin sweeter or Milo sweeter? Sure SP said fui fui sweetest. Bake him muffin to bring to work. SK, somemore needed to go out packing fast food from cute waitress.

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    9. Good morning TM :)

      I just had my cup of coffee. That's why late here.

      Why monday blues Yvonne.

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    10. Huh!! Kuching got drink coffee?? I think you drink milk only. Faints!

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    11. This cat addicted to coffee/kopi la. One day no coffee will be like zombie. If go McD sure to ordr their coffee punya.

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    12. Meow, my engine starts slow on every Monday, too much of lazying at home and unhealthy "fast" food at home - maggi mee alternate week :p

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    13. aiye looks at cute girls is OK..
      no problem....... :)

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    14. S size kah? Mana cukup.

      I always go for the besar size one. Big is good! ;p

      Nasib baik itu waitress didn't ask SK whether it's for his anak. Saham jatuh wor! wakaka

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    15. I also like besar size for certain occassion, ahem ahem ahem. Not all big size is bad, right Lina?

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    16. wenn: you may be wrong, some ladies would even go to XXL meals.. Lina, correct?? hahahaha!!

      yvonne: no lah, fui fui want to play the game of python in the amazon forest mah, sure SP won't be left out in the living room.. :D

      SP: yalah, look at cute girls ok, fui fui only worry when SP looks at cute guys and not cute girls!! hahahaha~~

      Lina: eih, when you order big siz, the waiter got get a shock of his life?? ini makcik memang makan besar~~ :D

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    17. It's expected auntie eat big size. gadis baru Su mun eat size s.

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    18. Meow very understanding.

      Makcik already... dun care about wide hip! wakaka

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  3. Aiyoooo! This HS beat me by 1min.... You have been clicking so hard since 6am?

    Good morning HS... Why you always fight for first morning spot one? Got no prize for this spot and no mention in the charts too. I must tell SK to create a special prize for Early Birds Prize! Good deal?

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    1. hahaha... that is why i had gave up long long time ago..
      fast and patience is not my game.. I am so slow...

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    2. Wei T-Man, what beat you by 1 min? 4 mins lah!

      Prize? :D

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    3. HS is always the 1st one. Only i see weekend baru will get chance to be the first commenter apart from HS

      Hmmm...HS got insider tips on what time SK publuish ka?

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    4. I think Happy surfer is a stalker....
      SK you got to be careful if HS want your address.. stalk you all your movements... :)

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    5. TM: what 1 minute?? you are 4 minutes later than HS lah.. cannot do simple maths ah?? :D

      Meow: aiyah, i got just that few publishing time mah, very predictable one woh..

      SP: hehehehe, no lah, i bet HS will never do that.. she very anonymous one~~ :p

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    6. TM punya secretary not around to do calculation mah! kekeke

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  4. Bwahahahahaha! I like this joke......small set for small kids only!

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    1. I like this joke too. This waitress didn't believe that SK is on diet.

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    2. Who would ever believe that DBKL tong sampah can only contain few pieces of rubbish? LOL...

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    3. But some big-sized people would go for the small set if they don't actually like it in particular.

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    4. Bad, bad, TM to make such remarks, LOL! Don't you see that the cute waitress is trying to hit on SK?

      Now SK remembers her and even blog about their conversation. She succeed :p

      Maybe SK will be going back to that franchise to get teased by her everyday~~

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    5. It's nice to be served by cute waitress, right? What happen if the waitress is not cute?

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    6. Just joking only la... Me bad?

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    7. That's why he ordered the small one only, he has to go there everyday to see the cute waitress. Later, SK goes bankrupt before get to date with her.

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    8. haha..better small serving so that he can go there everyday to see the cute waitress.

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    9. LOL...he will never go bankrupt la.

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    10. fast food is great for people like SK as he has no time to cook for himself.

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    11. SK is so rich that he can afford to have premium brewed coffee as breakfast, lunch and dinner!!

      I only afford for the old kopitiam RM1 black coffee.

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    12. hmmm then what the waitress reply?
      perhaps .. SK you are cute also.. giggle ..maybe can I have your number? or SK will tell her that he is one of the famous blogger .... I know it .. SK want to kau lui...
      kamala will twist your ear le

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    13. SP, maybe the cute waitress will sing -->

      ♪ Hey I just met you,
      And this is crazy,
      But here's my number,
      So call me maybe... ♫ ♪

      Untung la, SK!

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    14. Later Fing Fing's mummy divorces you, you don't cry bucket.

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    15. SK, so dapat the waitress phone number or not? heheheh... Waitress must be thinking you are hitting on her.

      Maybe order small for two portion?

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    16. yah le that one is old trick..
      SK' tail up a bit I also know what he intend to do...
      Somemore cute waitress .. ahem ahem ahem.. kakakaka

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    17. SP

      wah you so "experienced" ah. That's how you tackle Fui Fui is it?

      come come...teach SK a few trick see how to tackle the cute waitress without jeopardising his diet.

      Tak kan la want SK go there daily eat fast food.

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    18. Small Kucing.I think SK is natural born girl killer... now eat fast food .. later eat abalone liao.. kakakaka..
      I do really mean the real expensive abalone . don't think wrongly ..

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    19. That "real" abalone expensive also wokay... SP. ^^

      Yvonne,
      Still got RM1 kopi kah? So cheap!!!!

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    20. My mind was actually very pure and clean, until you mentioned the "real" abalone, baru my mind strayed, SP!

      Lina, got RM1 kopi - all uncles and aunties place... boring, slow paced place.

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    21. TM: anay, very true!! just like people can never believe there's just a tiny leech in anay's amazon forest!! wakakakaka~~ :D

      yvonne: mana ada, i don't even drink coffee lah.. that photo i simply take from the web only..

      wenn: nope, i don't go for fast food often lah.. only when i do not know what to eat..

      Yan: to attract attention, you have to be extreme.. so either order XS or XXXL lah.. haha, you know the tactic??

      SP: wah, abalone!! this SP sure have been eating lots of abalone during the weekend.. somemore "thousand years" abalone, hahaha~~

      lina: your abalone must be very expensive and only zainie can afford..

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  5. Thambee you are so big sized like DBKL tong so she expected you to even order for Extra Large sets!

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    1. TM, didn't you see SK written there as CUTE waitress? He would dare to order Extra Large, though he really needs the Extra Large one.

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    2. I saw the word Cute waitress! I was not sure if he found her sweet and cute looking to his fancy.

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    3. cute waitress might just change SK's mind to get a large set. That way she earns more for the company. :)

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    4. I didnt know this Thambee can place his order sizes by the waitress looks. If waitress is damn fugly he might cancel his orders!!! Kakakakakakaka


      Lost his appetite ....

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    5. The restaurant must make sure that cute waitress are placed at the counter to attract more people. Anyway, it's about being pleasant rather than cute.

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    6. I think they don't go by looks anymore, more of language efficiency!

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    7. But some fast food restaurant waitress or waiter can only speak their language. I like to order in English and they will just speak their language only use simple words like small or big?

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    8. It's their marketing strategy - always tempt customers to get bigger set with little $ add on.

      Although I'm medium-size, ahem, the barista will ask me whether to upgrade my set to grande. Wanna feed me fat-fat T_T

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    9. haha..they shouldn't even suggest to us what size set is better. We have our rights to even order a small set.

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    10. yes I agree it is normally a marketing strategy.. just add some money to add on the size of the drink and also the french fries...

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    11. LOL...that one i think it's SK's strategy in tackling girls la. Purposely ordered small size.

      Then can go again a few times lo.

      First must be pretend "si mun" mah. Later kenal and very rapat then start DBKL lo

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    12. You all talk as if our Thambee is a part time Paedophile!! Kakakakakaka....

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    13. TM: how come suddenly appear things like "paedophile" here?? come on lah, those working in fast food chain has to be at least 18 years old, they are adults already..

      Yan: no lah, if really cute then drink water enough lah (有情飲水飽), no need to eat already.. hahahaha!!

      wenn: not really.. nowadays not many people want to work for fast food chain.. so they really don't have many choices, hahaha!!

      yvonne: yalor, did you notice they always ask you whether want M or L.. but never mention about S?? or they will say, your burger with cheese?? this is where customers are always trapped.. normally we don't think much and straight away answer positively one mah..

      SP: i always kena this kind of strategy lor.. especially if got freebies!! i will buy because of wanting to get the freebies..

      Meow: hehehehe, Meow you so good imagination.. can go hollywood become scriptwriter lah.. :D

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  6. Good morning!L hello? Where is everyone else? Eh this HS also disappeared!

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    1. Aiya...today i come in late. Cant tease SK liao.

      I wonder where and what restaurant the CUTE waitress is working at.

      Hmmm.....Nanti Kamala sees the cham liao

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    2. I also come in very late today.

      Tadak coffee small, medium or large for me today that's why engine lambat start. LOL

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    3. TM: HS always come grab the first commenter place and disappear for the whole day.. you will meet her again tomorrow morning, haha!!

      Meow: why come in late cannot tease me?? the comments are open all day long mah.. hahaha!!

      lina: all monday blue today ah?? coffee also won't help lah like that..

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  7. Good morning, everyone! I would get the small set too even though it's meant for kids.

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    1. Good morning Wenn

      I saw adult going to western restaurat ordering kids meal too. Maybe the portion too big.

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    2. I go to western restaurant, order one normal set and share among the family members.

      The set is pricey already, if order 2 sets and cannot finish, rugi dei~ Want to tapao, but feel paiseh +___+

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    3. If I go to places that can refill, I only order one drink and share with family. heh heh

      1 glass of bottomless drinks mahal lah... ;)

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    4. wenn: sometimes i will also buy kids meal.. because i want the toys only!! :D

      Meow: very true, those westerner's kids meal may be our adult portion lah, scary!!

      yvonne: hahaha, just order one set for whole family?? too little is it?? i think two sets just nice for two adults and two kids lah..

      lina: but those with bottomless drinks don't allow sharing one woh..

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  8. Maybe she thought adults should order the large size as we tend to look at the offer price for that particular set.

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    1. The sets are always better deal to buy. Big or Small sets, the meat preservatives are all there! Bad for health la.

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    2. True but I realize one thing. Most Muslim break their fast by going to fast food restaurant.

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    3. They like air con places to relax and eat.

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    4. I guess it's convenient as they don't need to cook since they are fasting. They can just easily get a ready set in just a few minutes wait.

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    5. This is the best reason. That is why it is called FAST food.

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    6. Furthermore, we who don't fast also gather there at that breaking fast time to get those fast food.

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    7. actually now the kids also eat a lot...
      don't look down on them......

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    8. Maybe fast food restaiurant overall is cheaper than buying from bazaar ramadan.Now the lauk in Bazaar ramadan is not cheap leh. some more KL no water. Better makan at restaurant or at times fast food joints.

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    9. I agree with SP. Now kids eats a lot when they have the appetite. Like my boy. At times he can wallop two bowls of rice. But at times he cant even finish one.

      So sometimes kids makan more than adults

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    10. Aiyoh, don't say only people break fast eat fast food. All kinds of people eat fast food everyday. No big deal already mah...

      Pagi McD
      Tengahari McD
      Malam McD.
      Right?

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    11. Ini mesti McD fan. Makan McD, tidor pun McD.

      At least the choice is better than this:

      Pagi KFC
      Tengahari KFC
      Malam KFC
      Right?

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  9. I better go away and make coffee. So eerie and cold here alone..


    If you boys and gals come later....I greet you now.

    Good morning Mrs Kaldip Meow, Yannie, Yvonne, Suituapui, Ahem Chai, Wenn and etc etc etc etc etc...

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    1. Good morning, TM. Let's talk about that ramadhan set if you have the time.

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    2. Ketuk TM again. What Mrs Kaldip LOL

      go go make coffee. Make one for me too . I want medium size. No creamer. Two sugar please. Thank you :)

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    3. becareful of kaldip meow.. he is big and strong.. kakakakaka....

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    4. Kaldip stole her batteries and charger until she cannot charge the vibrators.

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  10. Good answer from you when you mentioned you are on diet. That would definitely her them up for a while as we could order even a small-sized one.

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    1. But now i see McD and KFC like dont have small size already. Do they still have?

      Now that SK mentioned it, I think back like each time i buy McD and KFC always ask Medium or Large?

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    2. They don't have the small serving anymore. That's why I order kids' meal :p Downgraded, kekeke~

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  11. Eh Wenn is here now! Good morning Wenn...

    Oops! I forgot Gadis Petai.... Good morning Lina...

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    1. Good morning, TM! So would you go for the small sized one or the medium sized one should you go there?

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    2. I will order medium sets but normally I will order ala carte as I often remove the French fries or Coke. I normally take Minute Maid orange or Iced Milo.

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    3. Good, medium size would be just nice. If I order, those french fries would definitely go to my boy. Furthermore, he would surely order the large size for his small-sized self. :)

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    4. Wah! Small boy eats big sets! That is amazing! He must be active with High metabolism rates.

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    5. He is a great fan of fast food. Always kena scolding when he suggest fast food restaurant. I in particular dislike fast food even though there's great offer.

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    6. I usually order happy meal when I dine at McD.... kiddo's meal. And the waitress doesn't even bother to ask :p

      Quarterly I'm stingy, quarterly I can't finish, quarterly I aim for the toys and quarterly I'm afraid of the calories :D

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    7. The waitress didn't bother to ask you, as she knew you bought for your kids. But, the cute waitress didn't think SK got kids, SK also didn't look like kid. So, she was only suggesting him the Medium and Large size meals. Muahahaha!

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    8. where ? where is Lina? Tak nampak pun.

      Ya or...what Yan mention is true. They see us bring kids of course they wount ask. But SK go and buy then then sure ask la.

      But of SK not chasing McD toys, buy small ones is enough. The drink is free refill all day. Fries not need to eat so much la.

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    9. This Gadis Petai boycott us all. She listed me the first name in her bahaya list. Alamak!

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    10. hehehe me the last LOL...

      she will be back this evening la. She mana can tahan one. Addicted to this chat room already.

      Hmmm...i wonder her house got water yet or not. Else have to have fast food lo. Mayve will meet sk an the cute waitress :p

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    11. wah TM annay.. drink minute maid or milo ice.. so kaya like that...
      that one have to add $$$ on...

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    12. Fast food is not eaten regularly in my household, fasting or not. ;p

      I wanna come later, but like Mrs Kaldip said... mana tahan... LOL

      SP... yala. Itu TM kaya woh. Makan ala-carte and drink minute maid or milo. I just go for the promo meal saja... and drink flat pepsi (or is coke that they serve there?)

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    13. Eh Harlow... I am damn poor now that is why dont buy sets la. I just take 1 drink and 1 burger!!! No fries!!! Sobs! Sobs!

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    14. Annay Khan, take set is cheaper; only the rich and famous ala-carte.

      I usually wait for promo set, buy one free one. So cheapskate!

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  12. I had a friend who worked as a waiter at McD once. He told me that if there are no takers for the burgers on the rack, they will be thrown away! So got people who grab it for free from behind.

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    1. True, my sister was once the food analyst for KFC. Food are only supposed to be on the rack for a matter of time. After that those food has to be removed.

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    2. Next time I will order the burgers that have been removed! I will tell them that I love cold burgers!

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    3. TM, are you going to ask for free burger? Since it's going into the trash, might as well trash it into DBKL trash can, right? Kakakaka!

      I wonder how about the drinks made wrongly in those coffee franchise? Do the staffs have it themselves or they throw away?

      I encountered once during the opening of Starbucks in my area here, the barista made a wrong order for me and I insisted to change. Of course they changed for me, but I didn't know what happened to the wrong one. Wait for it to get diluted with ice and sell it to the next customer, perhaps?

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    4. Yes I also heard about that..
      normally those workers will take it back home on those unwanted burgers..

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    5. Yes, true. In western country also the same . if the Burger not bught within a certain time frame it will be thrown out.

      But then am not so sure here in Malaysia the adhere to the guideline so strictly. Coz at times i eat the chicken or burger , i feel like the meat is like being reheated. More keras and dried :(

      Sometimes i would ask for an exchange la .

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    6. Yeah you need to befriend the workers and they will give you the rejected burgers! Maybe we can buy 50% discount from them!

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    7. I dont like people to waste food esp at wedding dinners. Last time some fellas always ta pao left overs at dinner functions and passed to me!! I had to take home and put them into many small boxes to give to beggars sleeping under the flyovers!

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    8. TM - i dodnt know can get the rejected burgers. No friends working at McD.

      But if am not mistaken KIngs Confectionary also have same policy. The cakes all have to throw away after a certain day.

      was wondering why not give to the poor. But then maybe they dont wanna risk food poisoning kot? If give to the poor then sakit perut might kena sue.

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    9. TM - you so kind ah. At wedding dinner i usually dare not tapau. Paiseh. Later people say wanna makan and tapau pulak.

      Only at my own wedding the extra food tapau lo. Those chicken and the lotus rice. The rest let it be.

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    10. why all your friends tah pau and give to you le u? sometime the beggars also don't want your food .. they want $$$

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    11. I always feel KFC always reheat their ayam. SO keras and no flavour one! :(

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    12. I always try not to eat KFC now. Most of their ayam smells damn busuk like belum mandi. Bluek!!! Sometimes got water dripped out from the ayam too... forgot to towel... bluek!

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    13. oo so you don't like meat so keras huh?
      you want soft tender & hot meat ..
      learn from annay tm..

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    14. Woiii...Learn what from me? KNN... you pandai make it moist and hot with smoke come out...

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    15. SP... you like breast meat soft and meaty ke keras? heh heh

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  13. It's good that fast food restaurant cater for young kids as they wouldn't manage to finish up a bigger set.

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    1. It's not good, actually. This only promotes fast food to young growing children. I try to limit "fast food" session for my kids. Once or twice a month is usually what I offer to them :)

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    2. Offer fast food as a treat. LOL

      But then we go to McD nearly every week. Not really to makan but to play :p

      usually for me I would get a happy Meal nugget for the boy and a reluar drink for myself. Paiseh mah sit there not buying anything

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    3. Ini Meow go play at McD for the aircond. Kucing mahal cannot stand playing at outside playground izit? ;p

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    4. yah lo . those persian cat..
      must eat those friskies .. no tangkap mickey mouse..

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    5. Ikan kembung goreng pun sure dun wan to eat kan? haha

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  14. Order a small size, later not enough have to find other food to eat, worse la! Might as well order the medium size one. Can feel more full, right?

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    1. If not enoight to eat, ask SK drink water lor. Or make Oat to drink. That could be filling since he is on diet

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  15. Yes i agree with Yan....
    let make it full rather than hungry...

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    1. SP, wise person think alike, right? Anyway, SK isn't go for the food, he goes for the cute waitress now.

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    2. But if SK full already then he wont have anymore excuse to go to the counter and talk to the cute waitress again wor.

      Not sure if SK went McD or not but he went McD then if he finished his drinks, then he got excuse go counter to the cute waitress ask for refill lor.

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  16. So you said to the waitress:
    So how do you like it? Medium or large? Wink! Wink! LOL!!!!

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    1. Naughty naughty STP.

      Not jumbo juice like in some restaurant ka?

      Now in certain Thai restaurant got regular, Large and Jumbo juice wor

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    2. LOL! No, SK... that's the worst pickup line, don't ever use it :p

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    3. is worst but girls buy it..
      SK show your size .. XL....
      the cute girl sure faint.. and then SK will perform mouth to mouth ..

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    4. Hmmm...looks like this SP real expert in this mouth to whatever thing... Wink! Wink! LOL!!!

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    5. STP we knew it all along. This hamsap kid is a terror! Now you just woke up.

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    6. Show the size, and you're screwed, SK... SP here is teaching you the one way ticket to your doomsday! He's terror and ganas.

      Mouth to mouth.... I dare not think further. TM, please pass me some pomelo leave, mine is still in the progress of seeding!

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  17. 仲唸住你會答佢 :“其實我都喺細路嚟架!” 哈哈~~~

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  18. Today, meow meow hasn't arrived? Go buy fast food from cute waiter?

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    1. Today meow meow busy a bit. 11am bari come in lor. after drink Kopi o. Home bancuh one la. No go McD for their coffee.

      My McD here no cite waitress la

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    2. Ini Meow so busy, spelling all go haywire! hehehe

      Meow, sudah minum kopi ke belum? ;)

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    3. Meow, you ok or not? Why spelling all haywire, later SK minus your point. Your typing is not in his dictionary.

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  19. The waitress tarak puzzle ka when you said on diet and yet you go to fast food restaurant. Fast food very fattening one wor.

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    1. Kakakaka, so terbocor SK's intention to order fast food is to tackle the cute waitress :p

      Some more asked for small one, just to get her attention and start conversation - old trick la~

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    2. aiyo.. which pussy cat don't eat fish one..
      this SK eat cute fish some more.. kakakakaka

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    3. Are you sure, SP? I thought he eats pussy??? Muahahahahaha!!!!

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    4. wah this STP sudah gila .. you also kena SP's ahem virus kah? hahahaha...
      aiyo SK is a good kid he don't eat but.......

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    5. Terrible lah you Ahem chai... spread gila virus until Sibu!

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    6. Meow, you make sense also. He just went to kacau that cute waitress only.

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  20. speaking of S, M, L, I had a colleague whose initial is SML. Habis kena us tease. Each time we go out makan fast food, we'll laugh. SML SML go order.

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  21. I think it's a marketing gimmick la. They puposely give choice Medium or Large. They dont bother to say Small. Coz if see the price different between small and medium usulaly notthat much. About RM1 or RM2 only. Maybe that's why most people go for Medium and Large.

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    1. But at least they offer S,M and L. They ask whether their customers want to top up, just to earn extra for the company.

      Not like some marketing gimmick I encountered before, saying the size S and M finished already. Left L size, %&*^$ means purposely force me to buy extra la!

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  22. Last time when I didnt know that there is free refill of drinks at McD, I also go for Large set coz wanted the large drink.

    But now , i would go for regular. Coz i cant really finish a packet of large fries. And as the drinks can be refill, lagi best lo. I dont have to buy new drink.

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  23. Cute waitress: You sure you want S size?
    SK: Yes, I want to buy for fing fing.
    Cute waitress: Who is fing fing?
    SK: My son, no, my stuffed toy.
    Cute waitress: Hehehehe! You are so cute.
    SK: You are cute too. ♥♥♥

    Love is in the air.

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    1. Or she could say... yeeerrr uncle! Old already still play with soft toy kah?

      LOL

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    2. Another version of conversation

      Cute waitress: M or L?
      SK: Your choice?
      Cute waitress (blush): Yerrrr, M or L?
      SK: L la! L la!
      Cute waitress: Wow! Big one.
      SK: Now only you ah? My place or yours?
      Ahem ahem ahem.....

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    3. yan .. kakakakakaakaka ...
      i laff till my tears come out..
      my colleague is wonder that I already crazy..
      but I tot SK's size is XL

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    4. You know his size kah, SP???? *raised eyebrows, eyes open wide!!! Ahem! Ahem!!!! LOL!!!

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    5. Hmmmm...This blog and SP's must have content warning liao lor:
      "The blog that you are about to view may contain content only suitable for adults..."

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    6. This Ahem Chai will pollute everyone's scared blogs. You better watch out too - STP! Nanti your food all kena contaminated. Even our gadis petai has to basuh with pomelo leaves now.

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    7. I checked my email and have no warning yet..
      later SK will write email to me ..
      Dear Mr. SP.. now I have write a programme that it auto detect and delete all those nonsense..
      then me sad case ady...

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    8. Beh tahan with Yan's creativity~ She came up with S,M,L and cute waitress story. Got 2 version pulak!

      She's so positive and optimistic. If I wrote the script, I'll just write, "PIAK (your head)!!! "

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    9. 3rd version

      Cute waitress: M or L?
      SK: I want S, I am on diet.
      Cute waitress: Why on diet? You are as cute as my idol.
      SK: Who is your idol? (SK shiok sendiri)
      Cute waitress: Doeramon.
      SK: Piak your head.

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  24. Waaaah!!!! Semua tak payah kerja and busy spamming here! See who will kena fire from boss first! Kakakaka

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    1. so if anyone got fire we shall stall on the SP burger stall or siu yuk stall?
      I think it will be hit le.. with TM the master chef.....

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    2. I sell poisoned mushrooms only. I cannot cook like you!

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    3. lol .. what poison mushroomm..
      it should be mutate poison mushroom.. kakakaka.. once eaten .. sure looks like sebiji annay TM...

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    4. TM, you can't cook but you can bake Famous Anus, no? Make it is size SML. Kekekeke!

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  25. This Yannie so good mood singing Hindi songs here. Wakakakaka!

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  26. Hahaha what a twist in ur reply!
    You really on diet ar?

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  27. Now that you all know Ahem Chai better, go read his earlier blog posts. Guaranteed you will laugh your ass off... I just learnt his word - Fei Lat Kai Mo.

    Bwahahahaha...!

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    1. lol .. hahaha..
      hey it is common le .. "Fei Lat Kai Mo"
      you so uncle TM le... must be in a bit le..

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    2. SP, TM, please explain "fei lat kai mo". What is that? Did I miss out something?

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    3. Go read his earliest posts la! He a bit sot sot tei one la. Now he say I am so uncle! You must be so auntie also! Kekekekekeke


      Well, we all are Hokkien kongs mah. That Fei Lat Kai Mo is his Ferragamo brand wallet. So damn bloody kaya la this Ahem chai...

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    4. it is one of my old post..
      "Fei Lat Kai Mo" = Feragomo brand..
      nothing is kinky .. don't worry you don't miss out anything...

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  28. today is a crazy MONDAY..
    everyone got SICK of ahem virus....
    It is no longer fun reading blog but it is fun to read the comments...

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    1. We can skip the post and check out only the crazy, unrelated comments instead! bwahaha

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  29. very cute cup, is this in the set too and do you mind tell me what restaurant is this?

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  30. LOL.. I think the waitress is quite funny la! It's our rights to buy whatever size we want ma...

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