06.08.2013 | 吸血魔鬼

[Volume 8 Issue 8, #1767]

首先, 大家覺得上面張相係我隻手定係隻腳呢?? 當然係我隻手啦, 我對甲級象腳如果有咁纖幼就好, 呵呵呵!! 言歸正傳, 見唔見我成隻手都係一撻撻紅斑?? 搞到個個以為我咩病咁, 要生人勿近.. 不過唔係咩病啦, 而係俾蚊咬成咁囉, 真係冇陰功!! 由原本嘅唔覺眼, 到後來嘅一撻撻, 我諗我嘅血都應該相當有營養, 養到啲蚊快高長大!! 聽講話O型血嘅人特別惹蚊咬, 而且我隻手又皮光肉滑, 真係難怪俾蚊咬得咁過癮!! 我曾經話過好討厭曱甴, 但係我諗我更加討厭蚊, 至少曱甴唔會咬人嘛, 但係大家見我隻手俾蚊咬到咁, 就可以體會到我肉體上(因為又紅又痕)同心靈上(因為一撻撻紅斑係非常之肉酸呀)嘅創傷啦.. 所以大家如果有咩非常地有效驅蚊, 避免蚊咬, 或者快速去除蚊罅嘅方法或秘方, 不如分享下, 等大家都可以受惠吖~~ :)

first of all, do you think that is my arm or my leg in the photo above?? of course it's my arm, i would be very happy if my "Grade A Elephant Legs" are this slim, hahaha!! back to the topic, can you see the red patches all over my arm?? they make people thought i have illness and never dare to come near.. of course that has nothing to do with any illness but rather just mosquito bites, how pity!! from initially almost unseen, to patches as big as 5-sen, i think my blood must be very nutritious that it actually fed the mosquitoes to grow up so well!! i heard those of O-type blood are actually more prone to be bitten by mosquitoes, furthermore my skin is smooth and not hairy, no wonder the mosquitoes are biting me so happily!! i've said that i hate roaches, i guess i hate mosquitoes more, reason being at least roaches don't bite, but just look at how badly my arm is bitten by the mosquitoes, that really hurts me both physically (itchy red patches) and mentally (arms don't look nice).. if anyone has some effective ways of repelling mosquitoes, prevent mosquito bites or even healing the patches quickly, mind sharing to benefit everyone who is reading?? :)