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28.08.2013 | 即時一念

[Volume 8 Issue 8, #1778]
好多時候當見到身邊發生某些事情嘅時候, 我哋往往都會有一種天馬行空嘅念頭一閃腦海.. 以下例子當中, 大家有冇曾經又或者經常產生一啲瘋狂念頭呢??
  • 有人食緊煙, 仲要噴到你一臉都係二手煙..
    我希望可以托住把大風扇, 將佢啲二手煙吹返俾佢自己慢慢享受!! 要食煙就唔該你行遠啲!!
  • 有人傷風, 不停喺度咁索鼻涕..
    我希望可以遞我包紙巾俾佢, 跟住話佢知「你如果冇紙巾(申), 可以用我包」!! 其實我真係覺得嗦嗦聲好核突囉~~
  • 有架汽車或電單車以高速駛過, 只係聽到vroom一聲而不見蹤跡..
    其實都唔關我事, 不過我會好直覺性咁將vroom一聲聯想去以bang一聲收場!! 可能係我認為高速駕駛對性命造成極度危險嘅原因..
  • 有個身材非常均勻, 精壯, 有睇頭, 有線條嘅男人..
    我會非常羨慕佢嘅好身材, 跟住就幻想自己都擁有佢咁好嘅身材!! 就直頭copy and paste佢個身材落我自己度, 跟住永久不變, 哈哈!!
sometimes when we see things happen around us, there often appears some rather amazing imaginations in our minds.. for example the situations below, have you ever had or always have some crazy thoughts??
  • someone smokes and puffs the smoke onto your face..
    i hope to have a huge electric fan to blow the smoke back to that smoker and let him/her enjoy his/her own second-hands smoke!! if you wanna smoke, please stay further away!!
  • someone has a runny nose and keeps on sniveling..
    i hope to pass him/her a packet of tissue paper and then tell him/her "if you don't have one, please use mine"!! i find that noise quite disgusting~~
  • a car or motorcycle sped by and all you heard was a vroom..
    doesn't really irritates me but i don't know why i instinctively associates the vroom to end up with a bang!! maybe it's just that i think speeding is putting our lives at risks..
  • a man with a very well built, lean, defined and proportioned body..
    i will admire his nice body and hope to have a body like that too!! copy and paste his body onto mine, lock it for editing and then save it as read-only, hahaha!!
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75 comments:

  1. Morning!!! Morning!!! Hello!!! Hello!!! =]

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    1. Heavy jam at LDP...finally get out of it!!! =]

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    2. Me tengah jam in sg buloh. Haiz...


      Now cars are puffing smoke every wgere. If not air cond sure die from second hand smoke from the cars

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    3. i think the mega traffic congestion was caused by the Merdeka march rehearsal.. hmmm, they are back to KL this year?? aiks, why not stay in Putrajaya??

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    4. I know right...who knows...they always like to make changing!!! =]

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    5. yes, it's in Dataran Merdeka this year.. i happened to passed by that day, wow, a lot of people!! :p

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  2. All of your those are very funny la!!! =]

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    1. hahaha, my posts are usually funny one la~~ :p

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  3. For the first one, I heard from my brother, when he's smoking, he can't smell anything back like their smoke ooo!!! =]

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    1. of course, because they are already in the mist, they produce second hand smoke but they are protected by the filter in their cigarette!! how unfair..

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  4. For the second one, I won't find the noise is disgusting, but I'm more worry that he/she will pass the flu to me, I'll try to stay away as far as I can, hahaha!!! =]

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    1. hahaha, quite true and very practical for what you just said!! better stay away from them, or ask them to stay away from you :D

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  5. The third, I normally will see is it some cool car, but for those normal car but they just add those parts or changed different exhaust pipe just to make the vroom noise, I'll expect to heard bang sound afterwards, hahaha!!! =]

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    1. hmmmm, i agree with you!! at least those expensive sports car are just born with those huge exhaust pipes and they are meant to vroom.. but those small cars anyhow also want to modify, a bit over the top lah~~

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  6. For the last one, actully I've the same thought too!!! Hahaha, but I expect to have a pretty girl face and body to copy paste on mine!!! =]

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    1. yeah, who in this world do not want a nice and sexy body right?? haha~~ :D

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  7. The first one, maybe he or she is trying to get your attention? Wink! Wink! Muahahahahaha!!!!

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    1. Don't let your imagination run wild now, eh? Hehehehehehe!!!!

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    2. hahaha, you are the one with wild imagination!! they just asked and gone, didn't even look back for another time~~ :D

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  8. 1) I normally avoid smokers in public places..
    2) I also avoid cos I have low immunity ... sigh..
    3) When I heard vrrooommm, first thing came to my mind.. eh, snatch thieves speeding away?
    4) Reminds me of the show..Triumph of the skies.. all the heroes are lean.. almost! hahaa...

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    1. 1) but some nice smokers also avoid smoking in the public too, those are good people :p

      2) i have not thought about that at all.. you are right, better stay away from them for safety :D

      3) errr, usually if snatching happened then there will sure be someone screaming, i've heard lots about that, and it's really scary i can tell you..

      4) hahahaha, you sure are a great fans of Captain Cool right?? i like this series also, it's nice~~

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  9. 哈哈,最爱第3个,够绝!(刚巧也是我时常在想的,旁人都觉得我太毒了=.=")
    最最讨厌就是那种人驾辆车就很了不起的,高速从身旁踩油飞过,技术好的就给吓一跳,技术不好的我就死在他背后了。

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    1. 其實不是我心裡狠毒啦, 就是很自然, 很下意識的就會聯想到bang的一聲!! 哈哈, 可能看電視太多了吧?? 對呀, 馬路是大家的, 不是給你們來表演駕車技術, 要表演可以到賽車場去嘛~~

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  10. I hate smokers. If one ever does that, I would scold him/her.

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    1. If he/she is a child, I would pass a tissue to the mom who carries the child. If an adult, I would just turn away. If someone I know, I would tell him/her to use the tissue.

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    2. I hate that vroom noise..

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    3. well, just admire but can't fancy that!

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    4. wow, the Ipoh Taukesoh really got guts!! haha..

      hmmm, i think better to avoid getting close with those who are having a runny nose huh??

      i don't hate those vroom noise, but i hope they are not driving dangerously..

      hahaha, of course admire and also fancy that nice body lah.. want to have that on me too~~ :D

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  11. I read this post 3 times and just came back to comment. I felt as it you were talking about Anay!!!! Once upon a time I had them all ~ the experience.

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    1. I used to smoke and blow into my ex-boss' face cos I hated him. He was also an ex-smoker then. I have quit and have been suffering from other people's smoke in my office. I believe in cause and effects.

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    2. When I was a kid, I was sickly and frail. I would be seeing doctors every month for coughs and cold. I was always being remembered as a runny nose kid and used to have rolled handkerchief ends stuffed into my nostrils. That was before tissue boxes were even invented!! So no one gave me anything to wipe except shoo me off.

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    3. I used to be a hell driver behind wheels speeding all my brother's company cars when he worked for Boon Siew Honda. I would happily race with strangers along the narrow roads of Penang and risked my own life. Now I drive like a snail and everyone complains. Gone are the days when Anay would vroooom vroooom on the streets.

      When i hear these noise now, i would silently curse them as brainless. Muahahahahaha

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    4. Once upon a time Anay was a man with a very well built, lean, defined and proportioned body....... period.









      It existed from 21 years old until 32 years old.

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    5. You blew smoke at your ex boss face before or after you fired him? Hard to imagine anay doing that coz see anay now so "si mun".

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    6. Aiyoyo, how i wish to meet Anay when he was at 21 till 32!

      That time, Anay must be as handsome as Zhau Yun Fatt.

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    7. oh really?? that coincident all were related to Anay when you were younger?? ooopss, sorry but i was just randomly posting the situations and not pinpointing you or having you as the blueprint, haha!!

      puff at your ex-boss face?? haha, that must be very interesting huh, and i am sure he did that to you too.. and now your colleagues are doing that to you..

      ooh, so Anay must have a nickname when he was a kid?? the King of Mucus?? muahaha, and nobody dares to go near and play with Anay, except for that one little girl~~

      your young days must be very mild and adventurous!! been there done that, and now you think those who are doing this are stupid?? hmmm, we better listen to these words from the wise man..

      wow, we would want to see Anay's body when he was 21 till 32!! SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW!!! SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW!!! SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW!!! SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW!!!

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    1. 你不是去了日本泡溫泉囉~~

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  13. The inner mind of SK.

    Hehehe

    Happy Wednesday, SK and everyone. :P

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    1. and you didn't tell us what you would think under each situation??

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  14. vroom嗰個跟住梗系bang啦。劇本根本就喺咁寫!

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    1. 所以咪就係話我睇得電視劇太多囉~~ :D

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  15. Yes I always have crazy thoughts!!!

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    1. haha, yes, this we all know~~ :D

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  16. In the case of smokers who blow smoke to my face, I feel like grabbing that cigarette and force it down the smoker's throat!! Violent or not? LOL!

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    1. hmmm, that would probably be the second act i might be thinking off.. first let them suck in all their second-hand smoke first, next get them to swallow their cigarettes!! cool?? :D

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  17. Oh I get real irritated by the sniveling sound. I will tell that person (if I know him or her) to go and clear his/her nose. If I don't know that person, I will ask him to stop making that sniveling sound cos it's bloody irritating hahaha!

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    1. hahaha, one day i will try to make the sniveling sound beside you and see how you tell me off~~ :D

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  18. When a loud motorbike pass by, I will feel panicky. Don't know why, natural response for me. LOL!

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    1. and nowadays when you hear motorbikes passing by, be careful with your belongings too..

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  19. A man with well built, defined and proportioned body? Can only admire lah but won't go to the extend of copy and paste lah. What the heck? Hahaha!! But definitely not envy cos it's not easy to achieve that! : )

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    1. that's because it's difficult to achieve, that's why the lazy me just thought about having it copied and pasted onto myself, once and for all.. hahaha!! wild thought that is, of course it's impossible~~ :D

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  20. Good morning ah boy and everyone.

    Wah..like that I will make sure I go far far away from you if I am having flu. Yeah..me very disgusting when I have flu. Will snivelling here and there..

    But then if am hvg flu I won't feel like going out too. Will prefer take med n zzz away the flu.

    Entah y now I can't take clarinese. Will hv headache when take that. Hv to hv those med that is drowsy.

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    1. aiyoh, you better prepare some tissue with you when you have cold lah.. don't snivel lah, it actually sounds disgusting, that irritating noise is so not match with your pretty face wokay?? hahaha.. oh, good lah, take drowsy medication and you can sleep and rest, like that recover more easily dei~~

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  21. By the way, that certainly is a very nice self-portrait of you! Muahahahahahaha!!!!

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    1. hey, have you forgotten Fing-Fing?? how bad~~ :D

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  22. Muscle guy ah...errr...me settle for baywatch babe can or not. Cut n paste their body to mine..minus the pamela aderson boobs la coz will be too heavy for this kucing :p

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    1. hahaha, of course we are saying about PROPORTIONED body lah.. that PA surely not lah, it's oversized already you will not able to carry that, back pain for sure!! :D

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  23. Crazy thoughts? Nah...I can't even think of one.

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    1. The best I can think of:When I was small, I always dream of my fav male singer: Aaron kwok... Muahaha...

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    2. i believe everyone has their own crazy and wild thoughts for sure.. haha!!

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  24. Secondly,when I saw those mat rempit, I really feel like throwing stone to them, let them fall and let them know that they drive dangerously. Let them feel the pain. So cruel right? Well it was my thought only...I never do that, I promise!

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    1. The more I explain here, the more I can think and imagine..not bad!

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    2. no problem because we are talking about wild thoughts only.. so we just have the thought but will not be doing so.. but it's good that you are thinking of punishing those who drive recklessly.. they not only put their lives at risks, but other people around too!!

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  25. Third, I wish I'm taller.
    I know I know no one is perfect, just a thought right?

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    1. I always jump and strecth myself frequently to achieve taller...it doesn't work geh! too bad! So silly me.

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    2. hehehe, maybe you have missed the golden period to stretch and make yourself longer, oopss, i mean taller :D

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  26. SK, I hope I didn't miss out any post of you in the month of August.

    I also wish to have a body to die for like Halle Belle. Tone, fit and feminine.

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    1. you have spend hours to spam in every post, thank you so much for being so supportive Mak Yannie!! oh, Halle Belle and also Angelina Jolie (or maybe not now anymore), they have really nice body..

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  27. 1. someone smokes and puffs the smoke onto your face..

    Yea, someone did that to me, but forgotten who, but for sure it was when we were still young and crazy, still childish that time, haha xD And we thought it was funny!

    Now, if someone did that to me, I'll surely won't give in!

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    1. 2. someone has a runny nose and keeps on sniveling..

      Face this quite frequently and I hate this very much!!! Feels disgusting and irritating at the same time! Why can't he/she just go to the toilet and sneeze out the running nose??

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    2. 3. a car or motorcycle sped by and all you heard was a vroom..

      Erm, not very applicable but usually what I think is that person just wanna show off. Biar lah... Perhaps someday karma would greet him...

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    3. 4. a man with a very well built, lean, defined and proportioned body..

      Wah, very imaginative leh! xD
      Well I guess most ladies also will fall for this kinda body la!

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