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04.05.2012 | 錢在何處

[Volume 7 Issue 5, #1404]
同大家分享一篇喺面卜讀到嘅一篇笑話..

係唔係一針見血, 妙筆生輝呀?? 睇完得到咩啟示?? 官場阿諛奉承互相包庇, 人民奉上血汗錢卻付諸流水?? 表面上係笑話一則, 實則上係萬民之苦也~~
sharing a joke i read from facebook..

don't you find this witty and so well-written?? what implications can you sense after reading?? flattery and bribery amongst the government officials, the people contribute hard earn money yet has no idea where their money has gone?? it does sounds like a joke but truly it's the pain of every rakyat..
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    1. Morning! Morning! Morning!

      Morning your Highness Queen Yvonne!

      Morning everyone!

      It's Friday! WooT!

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  2. Wow~ I'm first, woohoo!!

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    1. I'm second.


      Boo! xD

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    2. Aiks?! Why come kacau-kacau in the middle?

      I tengah siok commenting, still got 4 more to 10 comments, hmpf!

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    3. Because you kacau my first place spot mah! LOL

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  3. So unexpectedly, I can get first today.

    Many many days didn't manage to hit first as First Lady Lina would come and leave comments as early as SK's post is published ^0^

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    1. Lucky you. My PC slow starting today.

      Never mind lah... I'm feeling generous on Friday. Let the Queen sapu first place today. kakaka

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    2. lina, you blame the PC pulak. hahahaha, I am number 3 today.

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    3. Have to blame something lah... I sit in front of the PC so early one. Wait wait wait, then PC hangs a bit. Aiseh, lambat lor.

      And whaddya know. It Yvonne so quick to put her comment first. Hmph!

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  4. Wokay, going to read the content now, nyek nyek :p

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    1. As I'm typing this, I have yet read what SK posted! LOL

      As usual, go to comment section first. Comment then only read.

      OK< i go read now.

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    2. No wonder I am number 3 la! I read the post first then only comment one.

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    3. Don't change your style. No 3 is good also! LOL

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  5. Muahahaha! This joke is epic, la!

    "Where's the remaining RM99?"

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  6. This MP wanna bodek his head, but ended up kena bombarded.

    Another moral of the story, please use your brain if you wanna 'polish shoes'. Don't simply polish and get screwed!

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  7. Why you post this joke in the beginning of May? Just after the month of submitting my tax :`(

    Made me wonder where my $$$ has gone to... maybe my 1 year taxation has gone to feed that MP's head's pet gold fish.

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  8. Yeah, our prime minister is like the 3rd son, cunning and greedy. Used small small token to please the rakyat and big money goes into his pocket.

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    1. RM99 will become RM99999999999. Sikit sikit lama lama menjadi bukit.

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    2. Then, can buy diamond ring and diamond bangles for ladies. See, ladies, and not lady.

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  9. I don't read this as a joke, it's a harsh reality and we hardly could do anything about it.

    I'm not even sure whether Bersih is a success or failed one.

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    1. Me too.

      It's the reality. No joke. :(

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  10. Love this joke, SK. You make my Friday.

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  11. That MP is quite stupid huh! Only know bodeking. Unlike me. Wakakaka! Must be more rational.

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  12. This is reality of life. Housewives esp do that with the monthly allowance given to them otherwise how else are they going to have savings?

    For politicians, they have to remember that the money does not belong to them. Any unspent sum will need to go back to the source. But alas!

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  13. I believe bribery is everywhere..

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  14. open your eyes and u will see..

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  15. personally I had witness one..

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  16. but I had to keep my mouth shut..

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  17. It involved my very own friend..

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  18. and lots of money too..

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  19. I myself had done some bribery before..

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  20. once on the highway when I was caught overtaking a lorry on a speed way beyond the limit.

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  21. but it's just a small amount.

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  22. But I don't do that anymore..

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  23. Once the police officer asked me to settle it at the nearby police station but I just said, "Samanlah!".

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  24. ok..so much for today..I hit the jackpot!

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  25. The bal 99 invested la on various barang :p

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  26. Haiz....what to do ..that is life

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  27. Just set a "suggest friend " to you in your FB. The fella also very active in politic

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  28. Curious to know too where is the RM99b?

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    1. Swiss Bank or Singapore Bank.

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    2. Of course not your account and my account la!

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    3. got share a bit lah. Give out a bit here and a bit there, some people rabun already and say government so nice give out money.

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  29. sigh ! We rakyat are getting poorer.

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    1. I just hope that all these shenanigans would not make bankrupt our beloved country.

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  30. Oh got joke here!! lemme read!!

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  31. the rm99 sure used for own stuff dy! :/

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  32. 問得好!!!其實咪袋袋平安囖,仲洗問嘅!哈哈~~~

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  33. 哈哈哈!很有意思的笑话故事!
    聪明的孩子会为自己着想!

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  34. Belum light mah!!! Must light one by one, not all one go! Then baru terang for a long time... Muahahahahahaha!!!!

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  35. Sigh! My earlier comment has been hijacked by the Spam bin.

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  36. My family, while trying to secure tender for cleaning at government offices, faces many of these "irregularities".

    Under table money request. jack-up prices. Ali baba offers. etc.

    You don't play their game, you lose out. But if you play their game, you are one of them and condoning their action. :(

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  37. i find tat very real lo

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  38. u know, I know this joke, also shared by other friend of facebook lol

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  39. our PM kena describe until liddis . . . I seriously no eye see lol

    and also . . . that is the smart story u know lol

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  40. sacarsm is everywhere in parliament and in who malaysia. I cant stand it anymore man . . . might as well I balik China and Suak . . . zzz

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  41. lets see, many people already work in SG and I think you did read about people who work in SG with very high position. and most of them is Malaysian . . .

    所谓人才流失就是这个道理.

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  42. I think the money is inside all their family pocket or milo tin . . .

    they can split the money to wife, daughter and son . . . . and himself . . . no need and also prove that he is clean too zz SCUK MAN! lol

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  43. well, since he bring light enough for you,
    so u dun need the RM99 anymore!!!

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  44. 都唔知笑唔笑得落?定係可悲?

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  45. RM99?天文数字咧!

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  46. 从来冇人敢问钱洗去边,死罪嚟架!

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  47. 不过,家阵缴所得税係最好揾钱机会!呵呵呵~~~~

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  48. 总之有钱唔係入你同我嘅袋就真喇,所以大家都唔驶问!

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  49. 大马嘅牛都可以住5星级酒店,你话有乜事唔会发生呢?

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  50. 我哋眼见真係无能为力,如果唔係点解要一直搞清净1.0,2.0,3.0呢?

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  51. 我睇同其他万民都畀人割肉,养肥某啲人,咁先至悲哀!

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  52. 所以,呢个笑话真係明打明摆佢嘅老板上台!

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  53. 而且,上梁不正下梁歪,相信大家都係坐同一条船,呢个係公认嘅事实!

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  54. 所以,大家手上嘅神圣选票係非常重要,用选票嚟改变我哋现今嘅问题!大家一起努力!

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  55. 家阵我哋有条国家安全法令,所以大家有心理准备随时做烈士!

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  56. 如果有乜唔确实嘅消息,我哋最好都係封口,费事人家会用呢条法令嚟“保护”我哋人民!

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  57. 所以,钱係万恶之源,所以有权之后就係要钱,全世界都係一样!呵呵呵~~~

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