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2014.07.21 | 傷痕纍纍

[Volume 9 Issue 7, #1921]
Injuries After Injuries
Sting Like A Bee
噢, 呢隻肥嘟嘟嘅蜜蜂真係好得意呀!! 不過如果蜜蜂針人就一啲都唔可愛喇.. 係喇, 你估啱喇, 我就係俾蜜蜂針喇!! 話說上個星期某一個晚上, 我上完廁所返去繼續瞓嘅途中, 一片漆黑之中, 不知何故腳踏某東西, 隨即感覺右邊腳板一陣刺痛!! 自然反應下, 我當然舉起隻掃走腳底隻東西, 開燈之後, 見到地上有隻死去的蜜蜂.. 冇錯, 我就係俾蜜蜂針在腳板底正中間!! 好搞笑嘅一個位置呵?? 好, 大家可以有咁大聲笑咁大聲, 我知㗎!! 不過唔好問我要相睇啦, 邊有心情去影唧??!! 第二朝腫到連行路都有困難, 不過不幸之中的大幸, 晏晝打後就漸漸好轉 第二日就消腫了.. 講到我對腳, 記得都發生好多意外引致傷痕纍纍呀.. 如果你有興趣八卦, 請繼續睇落去, 如果唔係就預祝你有個完美的一周啦.. 呵呵!! :p
本人主要腳傷時間列表
年份意外以及腳傷
1981*由床上條落嚟, 唔小心踩到(以前用嚟插住蚊香嘅)鐵片, 一聲大叫之後即刻被帶去附近嘅診所..
1983*由碌架床上面(扮超人)直跳地下, 結果碎咗個菠蘿蓋, 足足包紮咗兩個月
1984*喺屋企亂跑, 結果唔小心跣親, 膝頭仲撞落坑渠邊
1986*懶係有型要幫手搬石氣桶, 搬不遂之余結果仲要俾石氣桶擲親大腳趾公, 即刻流血同埋趾甲脫落
1989跑一百米跨欄嘅時候叉錯腳, 結果扭傷腳裸, 仲要跌倒兼手忖壓落地
1995同同學完嘅時候互相推撞, 結果佢一下子用過咗力, 我有突然平衡唔到, 踩落地面個階, 又再扭傷腳裸
2009喺健身院內嘗試替換weight plate嘅時候, 唔覺意跣手, 結果成個跌落我隻大腳趾公上面.. 即刻流血不止, 數日後先完全止血, 腳趾甲脫落, 用兩年時間先生返完整腳趾甲.. [在此處詳細閱讀]
2012著住我對新波鞋, 跨過路墩嘅時候, 一個唔小心踩落個凹凸位, 一下平衡唔到, 成個人跌低.. 又再次扭傷!! [在此處詳細閱讀]
2014唔覺意踩親一隻蜜蜂, 結果腳板的正中被針咗一嘢!! 就係今日呢個post喇..
[後註] 以上事件係憑記憶列出, 帶*者為大約年份
awww, this "fatty bom bom" bee is so cute!! but bees are definitely not cute when they sting.. okay, you guess it right, i was stung by a bee.. one night last week i was returning to my bed to continue sleeping after a loo trip, in the darkness, i somehow stepped onto something and instantly i felt a little stab on my right foot!! i raised my foot and swept away whatever it was (this is natural reflective response right??), turned on the lights and saw a dead bee on the floor.. yes, i was stung right on the middle of the sole of my foot!! hilarious spot huh?? now, laugh as loud as you want it to be, i just knew.. and, aiyah, didn't take photo so don't me to show it lah!! my foot was swollen the next morning i barely could walk, but lucky was it started to get better by afternoon and the swell went off the next day.. come to talk about my legs, i remember i really had many accidents that they got hurt.. continue if you are interested to kaypoh a bit, else have a wonderful week ahead.. hehe!! :p
Chronicles of My Major Leg Injuries
YearIncident & Injury
1981*Jumped from bed and stepped on a metal stand (those used to hold mosquito coil last time), yelled and immediately brought to nearby clinic
1983*Jumped from the upper bed of a double-decker (pretending to fly like Superman) and broke my knee, bandaged for two months
1984*Running around in the house and fell down on the slippery floor and knocked knee on the edge of the drain
1986*Trying to help move a gas tank but got it hit the big toe instead, bleeding immediately and nail torn off
1989Mistaken a step during the 100m hurdle race, sprained my ankle and fell down hitting the ground on my elbow
1995Was joking with a classmate by pushing each other, suddenly he used too much force and i could not balance myself, tripped at the edge of a slightly elevated platform and sprained my leg
2009While changing the weight plate in the gym, it slipped from my hand and fell right onto my big toe.. Bleed profusely immediately and took days to completely stop bleeding, nail torn off, took like two years for the new nail to grow to normal.. [read it here]
2012Wearing my new pair of shoes, stepping down the road pavement, accidentally stepped on an uneven surface and fell down after failing to balance myself.. sprain again!! [read it here]
2014Stepped on a bee in the dark and got stung right in the center of the sole of my foot!! This post it is..
[PS] incidents listed based on memory, years with * are approximate
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    1. I was stung once when I was a kid, not so fat then...but I got all bloated up like Michelin man. Had to be rushed to a doctor for an injection to get it to subside. Terrible experience!!!

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    2. But can't blame the bee lah. It was an act of self defence. Who asked you to step on it? Imagine you're the bee and the bee were you and it stepped on you? Hehehehehehe!!!!

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    3. Chop again? I thought no more chopping? TM will nag you again la, chicken chop or lamb chop or pork chop? teehee..

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    4. SK will chop STP soon !

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    5. I thought TM will chop STP soon, hehe.. Then bye to the cruel world..
      Gosh, reminds me of the dolls that can talk and laugh like human, like Chucky.. TM says one day, we will invent a doll that can say "Go kill yourself and bye to the cruel world"..

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    6. Huh? Why Princess Ribbon talks about ghost story in early in the morning.. scary... I know that one, especially the one has big eyes keep starring at you!! >.<

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    7. Good Afternoon Bloggers! Oh dear, the King of Kampua Chop came in first again. Clap! Clap! Clap! He must have clicked & refreshed 100 times to get first sip!! Muahahahaha...

      Ouch! What a painful & stinging post today! Oh dear, my Thambee was so accident prone! I thought i was worst but I have no dates recorded otherwise I might be at par with Thambee...dei

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    8. Anay...i think next birthday we know what to buy for sk liao lo. Must buy him knee guard and those wrap up shoes so that he will not hurt his legs anymore

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  2. Wahhhhhhh leg injuries chronicles!

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    1. Happy Monday everyone although this is kinda not a happy Monday post from SK? LOL

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    2. Weights fell on your toes is scary!

      How heavy was it? o.O

      Good thing didn't flat out your toes lah!

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    3. p.s I kinda given up on growing out nice nails on two of my toes (one on each legs). LOL

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    4. It's 20kg, just read it from the link he stated....OMG!! Should be pain until can't feel anything...sorry to hear that!! =[

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    5. I read SK's chronicles of mishaps and got goose bumps! Ouch! They were all painful and we shared similar injuries like toe nails being yanked off and injuring knees & elbows! I had more injuries like falling into the rocks in the middle of the sea and road bike accidents which were bloody!

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    6. yea i saw your FB last time Lina. Must have been very painful

      I read Sk list halfway till about the nail i beh tahan and cannot read on jor, Anay. Just so painful leh.

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  3. Oh dear, SK! How come there is a bee in your room? I was stung by a bee a long time ago. I was in standard 6. Very painful. And my goodness you have had so many leg injuries and you can actually list them all down. Hope that your foot is getting better now :)

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    1. I also remember an incident when my toenail was torn. Got up middle of the night to go to bathroom and accidentally kicked the door. I really cringe when I recall this incident. The toenail was still attached to my toe and I just left it there. A lot of bleeding. And two weeks later, my brother accidentally kicked my toe and the nail came off.

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    2. I also sprained my ankle 3 times over a period of 5 or 6 years.

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    3. Sprain can go "tit ta", no need go see doc hor? I'm wondering, "tit ta" can give MC or not, hehe..

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    4. My friend just got sprain, she told me got MC la, but cannot use to claim money wor, if want to claim must go clinic or hospital!

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    5. Twin, "tit ta" is "chut keok lou" la.. (Direct translation: rub leg man).. haha.. Like the Chinese sinseh for massaging legs and all..

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    6. Oh, I see! The first time I sprained my ankle I was at the residential school. My ketua dorm arranged for the old Ustaz to massage my ankle. It did help but the whole foot turned purple due to bruising. Really suffered that time because I still wear my school shoes. Took many weeks to heal.

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    7. Tit ta is the chinese sinseh la. They go and pull here and pull there to reallign back your ankles and whatever. But darn painful leh

      Even if the ankle is healed it will still be easy to sprain again coz got history already..that area is weaken.

      Hope SK ankle and knee will not be easily sprain again la.

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  4. Morning morning.. I love today's post, funny and good to read on a Monday morning..
    Oohh, I've clicked Love.. Have you clicked yours?
    The picture already looks funny to begin with, and your first sentence, haha, "fatty bom bom".. Eh, you where got fiat? Puh-leeese..

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    1. That "fatty bom bom" song reminds me of my childhood..

      Hey fatty bom bom
      Curi curi jagung
      Hay fatty bom bom
      Makan macam Agung..

      I was fiat too during my secondary school days.. I was in Form 1, and waiting for the school bus.. Usually the bus will need to make a 3-point-turn to pick me.. So as usual, one day, I was waiting for the bus as usual.. When the bus reached, and made the 3-point-turn, those small (primary school) kids shouted: Uncle, uncle, don't let "fei-por seong cheh" .. (Uncle uncle, don't let fatty girl come up the bus!)..

      Oh gawd, that was the most awful day in my life..Imagine all the leng zhai's inside the bus.. Malu nyer !!

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    2. Back to your post, wah, guess it was really geli ahh, stepping on the bug.. If me, I think I'd go back to bed and continue sleeping.. You still switched on the lights and check out ahh?

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    3. So since you barely can walk the next day, did you take MC?

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    4. I've clicked and read all your incidents.. Well, all ok la, part and parcel of growing up.. I think none as bad as G, having to be hospitalized and THEN, fell from the bed and received stitches, hor.. He's only one, and they need to call the neurosurgeon and anesthetist.. Imagine that...

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    5. Okok, unhappy stuffs, I won't talk about it k.. But I've read thru your list of "leg mishaps", haha..

      The 1983 mishaps sounds really painful.. You tried to jump like Superman, are you crazy? That was so dangerous ok.. Lucky didn't hit the head or something *shrug*

      1984 incident sounds normal, but if you fell and hit the edge of a sharp wall or something, then it could lead to bleeding and stitching, like G.. My heart skipped a beat when I read about falling and hitting the head..

      Wow, the 1995 one, errr, lucky it was just the edge of a platform.. If at the balcony or something, how? Gosh, naughty boy, joke and blow water instead of waiting for teacher to come... Tsk tsk..

      OMG, the 2009 incident looks serious..Weighing plate fell on the big toe? I could really imagine the pain.. But at least, you are big boy liao, grown up liao, can handle the pain la..

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    6. Wait, how come you still remember the years of the accidents geh? You wrote a diary or something to jot it down?

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    7. Morning dearie princess !

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    8. Morning prince Chris.. How was weekend?

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    9. Thinking of u .....Muahahaha. ....

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    10. Guess he means the "fatty bom bom" is the bee not him la, hehe!!

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    11. Me too, thinking of prince Chris, but dare not message you, coz scared not inconvenient, then kena walloped, and my turn to bye to the cruel world LOL..

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    12. Xiao Ying, ya ka? OMG, malu nyer.. So fatty bom bom is bee or SK..
      Oops, sorry ahh, hehe..

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    13. Wah seh...Chris got prince title liao. Naik pangkat sudah.

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    14. I was a fatty bom bom for the longest time. Now also.

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    15. can la... if you are not well, princess. But weekend, I be busy.

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    16. SK, as Princess mentioned about MC, are you working already? Probably could have missed out on your latest info.

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    17. Eh that 'fatty' song sounds very familiar, kids being kids dunno what's right or wrong. My late mama used to tell us not to talk or laugh at people's appearance, handicap etc.

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    18. wah you fatty song so geng one ah...my school ones was fatty fatty boom boom go to hong kong marries a wife called king kong ...LOL. That's =rude leh....but that time mana tau so much.

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  5. This reminds me that I've a very weird type of injures, I can't wear slipper...every time I wear slipper I'll fell down one, no matter how slow I walk...=.=!! That's why I have to wear shoes all the time!! =]

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    1. Same...just have to wear shoe, must balut everything only won't fall!! =.=!

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    2. I kena before, the front part of the slipper bengkok as I was walking. This caused me to almost fall down. I think it is safer to wear shoes.

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    3. hahaha....same like my mom la. also canno wear slipper...especially the Japanese slippers

      I also like to wear those shoes that balut everything. i very scared if terkick something and toes pain

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    4. 小影,really? Or just 心理作用?:p

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  6. Sorry to hear that, Sk.. So the Bumble Bee is not harmless after all... ! I think in our lifetime, sure kena stung by bee before one.. at least once if not twice! hahaha... I remember one incident about my son, he was around 4 or 5 years old.. he saw one insect on the floor and instinctively, he just used his palm to smack on it... poor boy.. he started to cry immediately after and his whole palm got swollen... the insect which got smacked was a Bee! Since that day, he never went smacking on insects again... hahaha..

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    1. Long ago I saw my aunt apply vinegar to her son's hand where the bee stung him. Bee sting is really bisa. Very painful.

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    2. touch wood...so far i have not been stung.

      Bee stings hor dai hor siew leh. some who are allergic to bee sting can die from it leh

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    3. Though I dislike bee, I do love the Bumble Bee car in the movie Transformer, hehehe!!

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  7. Hope you are feeling better now! By the way, did you take out the sting?

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    1. Oh dear, I forgot to ask about the sting.. Have to cabut one ahh? He said he swept away the "thing" from his foot in the dark, but did the sting come out?

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    2. Princess - usually the sting won't stuck in the skin.

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    3. Yah, it will usually fall off.

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    4. reminds me of a children song..."hop around hop around with my nine hundred and ninety nine" :p

      even when take out jor must not eat "poisonous" food ya. let the wound heal properly first ya SK

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  8. SK, u can still remember those incidents as you were still young at that time...

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    1. SK have an elephant memory...but there he got say agak agak punya leh

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  9. Eh .... then have you put any metal in your legs like Maradona ? So many accidents ! You better be careful with your sexy legs!

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    1. SK didn't mention about metal plates in his legs or arms or anywhere in his body, so my guess is no, no metals inside..

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    2. choy! choy! choy!


      now he older and much wiser liao la...no more jadi super an...see most incidents was back in 1980s....still a boy that time leh.

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  10. Bee stung is no laughing matter. Once a bee just flew past me and brush my skin. It was painful!! Imagine if it sting me , I am sure it will be a big swell and lots of pain. You better see a doc.

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    1. Yep, stung by bee no joke.. Not funny.. I watched a lot of documentaries on bees, snakes and all.. Not funny when kena stung.. Some poisonous ones can stop blood flow and what-not in 30 seconds.. OMG !!

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    2. But sk get a dose of bee pollen I guess. Hahah ..... joking only.

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    3. I guess many watch Spiderman before rite.. One sting, and.......
      I still remembered clearly, Spiderman1 playing clearly in my mind.. Just one sting, and he's transformed immediately.. Teehee..

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    4. Hmm....imagine if SK transform. Become Beeman.

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    5. My "soda peang" almost fall off from my mouth la.. I'm laughing so loud !!! Spiderman vs Beeman.. OMG !! I wonder how SK's suit would look like if jadi Beeman already..

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    6. The suit will be something like Spiderman punya except that got black and yellow stripes. And the head there got antenna.

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    7. brush your skin and painfu;l? what you mean Chris? Brush should not be painful wor...sure not stung you ah?

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    8. Yep, never play play with bee, they can cause death!

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  11. Did your wore a glove during training in the gym ? I think it's better to have one to prevent slips. The good ones like nike got some rubber to prevent slips. Oh..so I know now you also working out. Well done !

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  12. Aiyo .... u must be naughty boy when you are young. Running around the slippery floor. I bet you get scolded by your mom then. Lol

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    1. I also shout like a mad woman when I'm mopping the floor.. If the kids run around, I'll get so mad, so mad until I'd pull off all my hairs, teehee.. When I mop, everyone MUST sit on the couch - quietly..

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    2. When my wife mopped , I raise my legs.

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    3. Still, you had to sit quietly on the couch rite.. Or whereever you are sitting.. Cannot walk.. If you walk around, your wife will get so mad..
      1) First, if you guys walk around, then your feet will make the floor dirty again..
      2) The rule is: Only the mopper can walk around when she is mopping

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    4. For my mom, she will tell my nieces, if you want to walk or running around is fine, but once you fell you'll kena beat.. >.<

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    5. Chris, no need to guess that SK was a cheeky and hyper active boy. Now he got a monkey as his son. Makes sense.

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    6. Lolz at TM's comment referring to fing fing kakaka

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    7. TM ...haha... you really know SK well. Hope you don't follow is legs' patterns.

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    8. not naughty la...you see his face where got the naughty face. I think it's more like active and curious type of boy...hence curious see if he can be superboy and fell down.

      Cantonese say "hou kei" type of boy la

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  13. Those double decker bed usually have a protector to prevent you from falling. I guess you must be too tired and fell right down. Luckily didn't hurt your head.

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    1. But to me, double decker bed is not so safe la! Don't know why, have phobia already, I slept on double decker (bottom rack) for 3 years during University life, beginning still ok but slowly, I heard got the 'eee eee eee' sound whenever we move the double decker, I was so scared it will collapse cause I understand the double decker has been used for many many years! Luckily nothing happen, and I am safe and can graduate, hehe!

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  14. So far I'm quite lucky with my foot but recently , my toe went blue black after kena kicked with a football boots in a futsal. It was so painful and I gotta take anti inflammatory and painkillers. It took me 3 months to heal.

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    1. Toes kena the door also very painful one.. Takes few months for the nail to grow back and also the "yue huet" (blood clot) inside to go away..

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    2. Princess - it was blue and black. I got to rub it daily to disperse the blue black.

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    3. kicked and kena door already painfull...just imagine his toenail come out....adoi.......i think i also already geli jor

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  15. Eh ....alamak... how come new shoes can slip ? You bought kike instead of nike ?

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    1. I wana laugh already.. Chris, SK very the high class one.. All branded from head to toe.. Even the perfume.. So I don't think it was a Kike..

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    2. eh new shoes la baru can slip. coz tak biasa with the shoe mah

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  16. Bananaz got stung by 'hor tau pung' * tiger head bee" a kind of killer bee on the palm. Little Bananaz deserved it as in the TV series titled "You Asked For It" for throwing stones at their nest. Very lucky only one sting on the palm and not too many else may add 3 years to Bananaz's life. It became like STP said Michelin hand & the excruciating pain is good enough for Bananaz to remember for life to leave the bees alone. Did Bananaz cry? Cried a baby haha.

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    1. Hi Bananaz.. Wah, hand jadi macam Michelin? Lucky tak kena amputate.. If my hand become like that ahh, I takut kena potong leh, then bye to the cruel world liao..

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    2. Bananaz, I think I siasat you already.. You are male + Chinese :)
      I read from STP's blog.. The bloggers gathering @ Little Penang.. Teehee..
      GOTCHA !!

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    3. Poor Banana. Next time, don't be notti.

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    4. Bananaz got a little worried as you asked so many times. Afraid you nanti geram betul betul then kena attack again. Was praying hard and to reveal to you asap. So now can *phew* relax haaaaaa..

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    5. Chris no more next time now very kwai already not even to hit a mozzie

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    6. Bananaz, if you are worried I kena panic aka geram attacks again, then why you didn't reveal the other day wor.. Jual mahal izzit? Want me to find out myself ahh?

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    7. All types of bees love to eat all types of over riped bananas! So please wear sarong always when sleeping. Don't say you were not warned ok.

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    8. Princess, thought TM has exposed Bananaz the other day but he misled you by saying maybe Bananaz's Indian haha.

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    9. TM tQ for your concern sorry cant wear sarong so used to my birthday suit over the years

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    10. Waaah! She's so scary and stalked you by digging up old grave sites @ STP's posts.

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    11. TM, yeah lah Princess Ribbon so terror with grave digging. Bananaz tried searching also cannot even find that post in STP's. She is good with her 'never give up' spirit until 'water drop stone rise' *sui lock sack choot*. Salute!

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    12. aiyayaya....why gatal hand and baling them leh...got run and jump into water or not people say if kena bees chase jump into water

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  17. Went through almost what you have gone through in life but not that many on bed. Hands injuries not that many.

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  18. Clicked on your link for 2009 and guess what I found? Only TZ & TM 'survived' until today. Wow TM memang very loyal, salute! For 2012 all of them still around until today. Eh what happened, no sign of Bananaz then? Must have missed out!

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    1. Now only you know why we became bonded & SK became my Thambee! He should give me the yearly award for the most loyal spammer! Hihihihi

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    2. Went back to your link Year 2009 again to check the first comment by blogger 'Vincent' blog named FRIENDZ his last post year 2010, then clicked on the last comment by 'Jonzz' his last post also year 2010. Could have migrated to wordpress or dot com.

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    3. Yalor echo TM's comment, at the least a Monk Blank pen or Lolex watch also can.

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    4. Walau eh....gud suggestion nia. Lolex I mau! Kotex I tak mau!

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    5. now you baru tau ah...even TZ already hilang liao leh....only TM still very much active

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  19. I salute you Thambee. How did you remember so many near-tragic accidents from 1981 til 2014? I suspect you keep a diary records like a Grandma who also saves her money in Milo tins under the bed. Muahahahaha

    Your 1981 accident was similar to mine. I stepped on the coil stands many times but I remembered they were Gold Fish brands!! I cannot imagine how deep your cut until you had to go to clinic! Did the ambulance fetch you there with sirens wailing? Wakakaka

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    1. must be have diary la...or maybe all in his pc. Just press a button like google and straight will one list come out. Maybe if he press say "Kampua" then a list will show what date he had kampua :p

      he said he jump out of the bed....must be the force very hard la. if step on it wont need to go clinic leh. his must have stabbed into his tapak kaki

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    2. Gold Fish brand coil, yaya, I remember this one, my mum used this too many years ago! Now no more cause my brother will nag and nag if he sees us use any mosquitoes coil, he said it's bad for health. And since I got sensitive nose, must avoid using coils at all cost.

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  20. So our Indian Superman took its maiden flight 1983 but crashed with broken limbs! Ouch! You were so funny and imaginative! Was kamala your Lois Lane??
    This is common la that small boys used blankets as capes and flew like He-Man, Superman and Spiderman but only SK alone crashed. How sad!

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    1. but his was from double decker bed wor...that is very high leh.....my school time only fly fron desk leh...LOL

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  21. So in 1984, you ran on slippery floors thinking that you were doing ice skating! I fell many times too but never hit the edge of the drains. Like that also, you remembered the year! So wonderFOOL Thambee! You mum must have screamed her lungs out at this noti boy Sherman.

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    1. baru hari tu J slipped and hit his head on slippery floor. ...I think SK when fell he tarak cry la last time

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  22. Thambee Dei, you were still a small fart in 1986 but you attempted to lift a gas tank. Omygawd Thambee Noo!!!! Maybe now you can carry a tank since you pump heavy irons daily at SilaPretty Fitness gym. Until today, I cannot carry a gas tank la cos my arm muscles are not huge like yours which are so enormous! Yum!

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    1. carry or roll? I cannot carry. I just roll the tank from front of the house to kitchen leh.

      the gas tank very heavy. It's a wonder that SK toes didnt penyet when kena that

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  23. 全部都喺同一只腳咩?抑或左右交替發生?你對腳果然經歷過風風雨雨,喺時候將佢哋鋸咗去,好好認真地畀佢休息囖。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈....

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  24. SK should workout his legs and thighs. Strengthen it so that it can withstand future ...err... mishaps. :P

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  25. I always sprain my legs cos I am clumsy

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  26. Naughty and mischievous boy SK

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  27. Did you go see a doctor after the bee stung?

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  28. Poor bee, killed by the fatty yet being the target of complain by his blog post...

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  29. You mean the bee was in your bedroom all the while? Luckily it did not sting you while you were sleeping. A small bee but so powerful to make your foot swell.

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  30. You must have very good memories to list out all the things that happened to your legs.

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  31. oh..no..got stung by a bee. I have phobia for bees. Whenever I see one, I will run for my life. There was once, the bee was following me. I was so scared that I tried to hit it with my bag. hehe..

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    1. Sometimes when things come so sudden, we'll use whatever available to protect ourselves. My friend used her LV bag to chase away a dog until the bag almost tear-off, LOL!

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  32. Good morning SK and all... You got stung by me eh!!! How are you now? Hope you're getting better. So far I've never sting by a BEE yet *Touch Wood*
    Probably my name has the BEE there, so the BEE don't come to me gua...cos we're part of their family and different species only.

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    1. My son got stung by a BEE accidentally, almost like your incident. His mummy so scared and quickly brought him to the clinic just in case he need to take any jab.... because when stung by a bee, really "Hor Tai Hor Siew". If it is serious, can get high fever after that one. Luckily the doctor said it is still ok and just apply antibiotic will do. Phew, really Hak Sei Ngor!

      I also wonder why the bee will be on the floor? Maybe the bee was accidentally hit by the fan, so that is why on the floor... Without knowing anything, my son just walk and step on it.

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    2. So after that incident, I'm always ready if I saw any bee in the house, I'll just grab the newspaper and will hit them hardly. Sorry ya BEEs... I'm just protecting my kids...Somehow I believe, if we didn't kacau them, they will not kacau you too. Anyway there are many types of BEEs...some are dangerous and some are not. So for those stung by normal bee, then usually will be swollen and mild fever too...

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    3. Haha that's funny dear!
      Your name got BEE and bee don't come to you xDD

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  33. Oh dear, your leg injured for so many times... reading your leg injury chronicles make me scared leh...

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    1. 1981 - This year I just born leh, you’re still small also can remember so detail eh… Kids like to jump from bed one… oh that mosquito coil thing I know… very sharp one leh.

      1983* - Looks like you’re very naughty leh… jumping everywhere and pretend to be Superman. Don’t play play. Double decker got stairs don’t want to use and want to jump, so can come down easily is it?

      1984* - *Slap my forehead*. Aiyo this little SK very very mischievous. But for me this is normal for every kids at home slipped down the floor either injured their knees or knock their head… Never stop running in the house. I thought of my son too. He likes to run and refuse to walk sometimes. Which is something I don’t like and always warn him… never listen after that too.

      1986* - Har try to be weightlifter is it? Aiyo….pity lar little SK. Your mom must be very worried for you…If I will be your mom, sure kena makan rotan everyday….hehehe

      1989 – From small like to hit and run. So when bigger that time can be actively in sport lor… Run on the field is more spaces right? Hehehe… Injured during sports really not your fault lar. Not purposely one. So that time is during training or during the exact sports day event?

      1995 - *slap my forehead 2 times*… What can I say anymore. Aiyoyo!

      2009 – Oh dear, your big toe injured two times liao leh… so the same big toe or one left and one right kena? Tsk Tsk Tsk

      2012 – Sprain again ar? SK, you must be more and extra careful already. I think is the shoe “Sui” LOR… throw away that new pair of shoe lar. People tend to say, if once our leg got sprain… most likely it will come again. I slip off from the staircase before… Aduh, betul betul sakit. Papa brought me to a place and help to massage my ankle, or else it is swollen and I can’t go to school. A few years after that, my ankle same place sprain again… same staircase…The more I walk the ankle part get swollen… take a few days to heal.

      2014 – Among all the cronicles, this BEE issue is not your issue lar. Is not meant from clumsiness and your fault… Is the BEE fault lar. Muahaha…LOL

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    2. Haha yala, kids sure fall down very often and hurt themselves. As long as not too serious then take it as part of growing up. Chinese believe kid will only grow up when they fall down, haha!

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  34. Bees are cute? No way!! LOL

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  35. Oh stepped onto a stinging bee! Ouch!!!

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  36. OMG!! Didn't want to click on that long list of accidents involving your leg but I did it anyway and was shocked. So many?!!!

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  37. So altogether there are 9 accidents/incidents involving your leg! OK make it a perfect 10 then. Hahaha!! Just kidding :D

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  38. 你对脚都几黑仔的wor....

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  39. Hello, Mr Clumsy SK. Good afternoon. I read through your accidents, I can't help laughing at 1995 and 2009. Aiyoyo, the most painful must be on 2009 when changing weight plate and accidentally dropped on your toes. Ouch..., painful man!

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    1. Amitoufo, you stepped the bee till it died. Sure next life you will become bee for once. Muahahha! Pity the bee.

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    2. Get stung by bee is dangerous, don't play play, I will go for a jab immediately. Luckily you have recovered by now.

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    3. Didn't expect you were so playful, naughty and active when you were small. Boy is being boy, can't expect you to sit still demurely like a girl. lol!

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    4. Haha, yea, boys will be boys, sure very energetic and active one, like Aden la! Fell down numerous time but still not scare, still running here and there, I see also pengsan >.<

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  40. Mak oi.....you got stung by a bee ah. How come the bee is there geh????? so weird leh.

    Very lucky you are not allergic coz there are cases where people have strong reaction on bee stings and die because of that

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    1. Actually bees are everywhere la! I always see one or two near my balcony one. When I see it flying around I'll sure run back into the house and close the door, wait until it has gone baru I go out again, it's better to be safe than sorry. They say don't play play with bees, don't play with them or kacau them.
      But in most cases, we din't kacau them also kena stung, like SK here, haih I think sometimes it's 'fate' lo!

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  41. why tarak show your "big foot" egh ....sorry ah....LOL

    wah u so many incidents with foot/leg ah ...some more have a list with dates. you write diary is it? I cant remember all of my injuries leh

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    1. May be lo, may be Sk keeps a diary with those incidents happened that's why he can write out.. ;)

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  42. 1981....aiyo.,.,,,,,the one with the sharp thing sticking out ah....die man....how many jahitan u kena from the clinic. I can imagine pain like hell. Errr...why jump out from bed ah? Kena mozzie kacau?

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  43. 1983....no eyes see........what la......superman pulak.....I think your parents when see that they scare/shocked till nose also no meat leh

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    1. 'nose also no meat', hahaha xD

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  44. 1984 alamak...nangka busuk...kena before ...but not as bad till nearly masuk drain la....i was chasing a ball and run into the gate punya lock. you know the L shape lock...langgar that and pengsan...had to go clinic and have stitches

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    1. Huh? Pengsan ar? Aiyoyo, so now got the stitches mark on your body lo?

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  45. 1986 ...how ? aiyo...i read this my eyes already kecil liao....so damn painful leh if till nail come out......

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  46. alamak....SK i better stop reading the incidents la...so geli jor....very painful to read leh.....aiyo hope you no more these incident anymore....

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    1. I also kesian him, but salute him at the same time cause he remembers those incidents!! I don't recall my own incidents lo seriously!

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  47. Haha, this animated fatty bom bom bee is indeed cute!! But real bees are all scary and ugly one, haha!

    Yep, we tend to sweep away whatever comes to our body, that's a natural response. Like me, when I was still living at old house, my room used to have cockroaches one, no joke.
    I think many times they crawl to my body when I was sleeping, but I knew it, so when I feel something tickling/not right, I just sweep away that 'thing' quickly!

    Erm, nope, I don't find this hilarious leh! 'Accident' happens anywhere ma! So coincident you stepped on a bee so it stung you there lo!
    I think at that moment you were shocked la where got time/mood to take photo la! ;)

    But being stung by a bee can be very serious, 可大可小.. I heard from a friend who got stung by a bee until he had to hospitalized! Luckily at the end nothing serious...
    In your case, consider good already la since it recovers fast. May be that bee who stung you is a baby bee? Or those not very poison type...

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  48. Incident #1: Those metal stand is small and soft I think, that can also be so painful already? Hmm, so that's why never underestimate the power of small thing, hehe!

    Incident #2: You must be naughty la! Fly like Superman? Must be watching too many Superman cartoons! :p
    But bandaged for 2 months is quite serious, must be so inconvenient!

    Incident #3: I always warn Aden beforehand don't run in the house, especially if we are mopping the floor, or right after we mop the floor. No joke one.

    Incident #4: OMG! I can imagine how painful it is! Don't say heavy stuff like a gas tank, even if we ter-kick our toes at the wall also pain like hell already!

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    1. Incident #5: Wah luckily not kena the face!

      Incident #6: Your friend must be very guilty then? Did he bring you to the clinic or bear the treatment cost? :p
      But accidents happen when we are playing la! Especially when we are young, like to play push push one, haha!

      Incident #7: Kesian your nail toe! Yep, it takes time to new nail to grow. And during the healing period, must take extra good care of the wound else will grow 'nanah' one..

      Incident #8: Hmm, I did fell off like this as well, was wearing my heels and when I stood up to go to the loo, don't know why I fell off! It was so embarrassing! I was inside the office that time, and my male colleague at the back was shocked and quickly came helped me up. Luckily din't kena my face! Just some muscle aches during the next day...

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    2. Hmm other than that, I don't remember being fell off and hurt myself, of course I did fell off when I was a kid (I think) la, I mean its normal for kids to fall down la!
      But got one time, I was in a school bus, sitting at the back, at the center of the last coach, I guess I din't hold on to anything that time and suddenly the bus breaks and I lost balance and fell to the aisle! Hurt my lips, it was bleeding and swollen a bit the next few days!
      Now when I look into the mirror, I notice a small dark spot in my bottom lip, I think it must be due to that accident, some dirts got into my lip back then and remain inside til today =(

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