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25.03.2012 | 週日早上

[Volume 7 Issue 3, #1364]
一個美麗嘅星期日早上, 本來以為可以非常幸福地瞓到自然醒, 但係偏偏因為瞓瞓下突然間屎急, 未夠八點鐘就已經醒咗!! 嗚乎哀哉, 真係好急唔急.. 不過都係無聊嘢一宗, 祝大家有個愉快嘅星期日啦!! :)
it's a beautiful sunday morning and i thought i could happily sleep until i wake up naturally.. but instead woke up before it's even 8 because i felt that sudden and urgent (BIG) nature call!! gosh, isn't that such an inconvenient nuisance?? anyway just a little nagging, wishing everyone an enjoyable sunday.. :)
by [SK] @ about:

105 comments:

  1. wenn25/3/12 9:22 AM

    it's good to do business every morning

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    1. [SK]25/3/12 10:47 PM

      yeah, i know it's good, but not that early, i normally do that after breakfast.. :p

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    2. wenn25/3/12 11:59 PM

      guess there's some changes once in a while

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    3. Twilight Man26/3/12 2:42 PM

      Now I know why I don't do business in the mroning because I am always in a hurry!!! It won't come out. LOL

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    4. wenn27/3/12 10:19 AM

      true..when u r in a hurry, u won't hv the feel to do it :)

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    5. Twilight Man30/3/12 11:15 PM

      It will be jammed up and deep inside like rocks! LOL

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  2. wenn25/3/12 9:23 AM

    u too..have a wonderful day!

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  3. wenn25/3/12 9:23 AM

    as for me..I got to go work right away

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    1. Twilight Man30/3/12 11:15 PM

      Sometimes I could forget to shit too. Ha ha ha!

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  4. 小雪25/3/12 9:41 AM

    早安！！！！

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  5. suituapui25/3/12 10:07 AM

    Count your blessings! I get the calls at 3 or 4 a.m. sometimes 2 even...and I can't get back to sleep again after that. Tsk! Tsk!

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    1. [SK]25/3/12 10:49 PM

      errr, but i don't think that's frequent lah, only maybe once in a blue moon, i experienced that before but glad i can go back to sleep.. :p

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    2. Twilight Man26/3/12 2:44 PM

      I must call SK The Pooh-Pooh King!!

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    3. Twilight Man30/3/12 11:17 PM

      I hate that having to go to toilet at 3-4 am. I often had to pee at that hour cos I drank too much water! Bad!

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  6. Hayley25/3/12 11:30 AM

    No problem la, you can always sleep back after the 'business'....

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    1. [SK]25/3/12 10:50 PM

      no lor, because it's already 8am and going back to sleep like somehow stuck in the middle..

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  7. lina25/3/12 1:01 PM

    I very late wish good morning today!

    Morning! Morning! Morning!

    Actually, now time to eat lunch already. xD

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  8. lina25/3/12 1:02 PM

    I find that the "nature's call" is the best alarm to wake one up.

    Sure cannot delay one!

    Or delay at our own risk!

    Muahahaha

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    1. [SK]25/3/12 10:51 PM

      hahaha, it sure is a very good alarm but very irritating one!! sometimes just too lazy wanna ignore that yet cannot help.. haha!!

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    2. Twilight Man30/3/12 11:18 PM

      That is not good alarm lah! It is nuisance!

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  9. lina25/3/12 1:02 PM

    You usually wake up at 8am on Sunday kah, SK?

    So nice.

    Today, I'm already up at 5am. ^^

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    1. [SK]25/3/12 10:52 PM

      wow, so early!! you went for a run today?? errr, normally sunday will wake up around late morning lah..

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    2. Twilight Man30/3/12 11:21 PM

      I wake up before 7 am everyday 365 days! I just laze on the bed if I don't have anything to do.

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  10. lina25/3/12 1:03 PM

    And had three "big deposits" at the toilet by 1pm.

    muahahah

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    1. [SK]25/3/12 10:52 PM

      wow!! so cool, straight away three big deposits right after your lunch!! very EFFICIENT!! haha~~

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    2. Twilight Man26/3/12 2:45 PM

      Those who exercise often like Lina will have smoother transactions in the toilet bowl. Ha ha ha!

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  11. Small Kucing25/3/12 4:15 PM

    laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... thoguth you neighbour bising kacau u

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    1. [SK]25/3/12 10:53 PM

      hahahaha, no lah, noises from neighbours won't wake me up one~~

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  12. Tekkaus25/3/12 4:45 PM

    Well...I woke up before 7 ler. :p Woke up by my son. Hopefully everyone has a great morning.

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    1. [SK]25/3/12 10:53 PM

      hmmm, good that it's 7am and not 3am or 4am, hahaha!!

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  13. foongpc25/3/12 5:48 PM

    Haha! That picture is so cute! : D

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  14. foongpc25/3/12 5:49 PM

    I love to wake up early on a Sunday morning! Cannot waste my Sunday! Must wake up early early to enjoy it!! : D

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    1. [SK]25/3/12 10:54 PM

      wow, so you are a little different huh.. normally people wake up late on sundays, you wake up earlier!! :p

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    2. Twilight Man30/3/12 11:22 PM

      I agree that waking up early is a good habit. My silly friends could sleep till 3pm on weekends!

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  15. foongpc25/3/12 5:50 PM

    Oh I prefer to do my business then only feel 'lega' to sleep back again mah. If not always disturbing my sleep! : D

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    1. [SK]25/3/12 10:54 PM

      but sometimes really lazy to get up lah, wanted to ignore but then just couldn't help, hahaha!!

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    2. Twilight Man30/3/12 11:23 PM

      Just wear adult diapers to sleep and just pood it out while asleep! Brilliant idea?

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  16. bluedreamer2725/3/12 7:42 PM

    I woke up sooo late today haha.. maybe because I grabbed this opportunity to rest the whole day haha

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    1. [SK]25/3/12 10:55 PM

      hahaha, if you have the chance to wake up late, better do that.. having to sleep more is a bliss!! haha..

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    2. Twilight Man30/3/12 11:24 PM

      Too much sleep makes one fatter and lazy!

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  17. bluedreamer2725/3/12 7:44 PM

    >.< gosh... it's been awhile.... i'm sorry bro for my late visit ....got new sched starting Monday.. I'll be in a graveyard ship... so no need to wake up so early hehe

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    1. [SK]25/3/12 10:56 PM

      yeah, i know you have to wake up at 4am everyday to go to work!! wow, that's such a pain right??

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    2. Twilight Man30/3/12 11:25 PM

      Oh graveyard ship! What a nice new word I learnt!

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  18. bluedreamer2725/3/12 7:45 PM

    speaking of that Big nature cal... I just had my moment awhile ago LOL

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    1. [SK]25/3/12 10:59 PM

      hahaha, and i hope you had a smooth one~~ :D

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    2. Twilight Man30/3/12 11:25 PM

      Drink more olive oil and it will be smooth transactions!

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  19. Koh Kian Fai25/3/12 8:32 PM

    wonderful morning with wonderful release! did you let it ALL go? HAHAHAHHA

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    1. [SK]25/3/12 10:56 PM

      errr, dunno whether all gone or not, but later in the afternoon go again, hahahaha!!

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    2. Twilight Man30/3/12 11:38 PM

      SK you ate too much curries which make hard stools!

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  20. Koh Kian Fai25/3/12 8:34 PM

    well scientific or old man says, big release in morning is great! so the balance of whole day would . . . would be coool and do things also smooth! make sure let it all GO lol

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    1. [SK]25/3/12 10:57 PM

      yalor, i normally do that around 10+ in the morning one.. hahahaha!! today too early already, so kind of not nice disturbing me sleeping lor~~

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    2. Twilight Man30/3/12 11:39 PM

      Everyday carry all your stools overnight to release next morning.... i think better release all before sleep to have nice sleep and good start next day.

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  21. Koh Kian Fai25/3/12 8:37 PM

    u know, I always wanna let it all go, when I did, I will scream "OH YEAAAAAAAAAH" LOL!

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    1. [SK]25/3/12 10:57 PM

      oh i just love that all gone at one go!! hahahaha, it really feel very nice!! but of course i won't be so gross to shout like you lor, so ugly~~ :D

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    2. Twilight Man30/3/12 11:40 PM

      Darth Vader is gila even in toilets! Next time I hear anyone scream OH YEAH, I will break down the door to find Darth Vader inside! Ha ha ha!

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  22. Koh Kian Fai25/3/12 8:38 PM

    ok stop it already! U SK must be run out of topic LMAO!!! did you seriously read comic and newspaper while let it go? I dont! LOL it will be lack of concentration wei hahaha

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    1. [SK]25/3/12 10:58 PM

      no lah, i don't bring in any books or papers or magazines into the toilet one.. the only thing i will bring in is my phone, wakakakakaka!!

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    2. yvonne26/3/12 1:24 PM

      Don't accidentally drop your phone into the bowl....

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    3. Twilight Man30/3/12 11:41 PM

      I bring phones, iPad, cookies and drinks inside the toilet!!! Muahahahahaha!

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    4. Twilight Man31/3/12 12:09 AM

      Yeah it happened to my wife once. She dropped her brand new iPhone into toilet bowl full of shit! eeeew! She was heartached! LOL

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  23. Charmaine Pua25/3/12 10:08 PM

    But you can continue ur sleep after that! XD

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    1. [SK]25/3/12 10:58 PM

      but then it's like 8am already, feel so like stuck in the middle lor..

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  24. Twilight Man26/3/12 7:53 AM

    Eeeeeee you damn geli lah Thambee! Talk about your shit.

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  25. Twilight Man26/3/12 7:54 AM

    Who ask you to eat curry for breakfast, lunch dinner and supper! Sure tummy ache la? Kamala must have cooked so spicy hot and nice till you cannot resist.

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    1. [SK]26/3/12 11:24 PM

      anay!! how did you know?? thambee had nasi lemak for breakfast, curry noodles for lunch, and nasi kandar for dinner!! wakakaakaka~~ that was a curry day for me!!

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    2. Twilight Man30/3/12 11:43 PM

      Thambee no wonder your stools so hard like rocks! All curries and spicy food only! Phiak your ass!

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  26. Twilight Man26/3/12 7:57 AM

    The best time is to empty your bowels before sleep! It is not easy but it means you got full load in your colons during sleep! That is why you had to wake up too early. Thambee so full of shit.

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    1. [SK]26/3/12 11:25 PM

      oh, but i'm already used to doing my big business in the morning after breakfast..

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    2. Twilight Man31/3/12 12:05 AM

      Well, that is Thambee's style. Kamala always smell your fart in the middle of the night. Muahahahaha!

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  27. Twilight Man26/3/12 7:59 AM

    We should go for colon cleansing once in a while to clean up old residue that stucked on the colon walls. Sometimes they can cause cancer. The cleaning process is tedious having to insert tubes via anus! Urgh!

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    1. [SK]26/3/12 11:25 PM

      i think this is good, it really helps to detox your body!! though can be a little unsightly..

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    2. Twilight Man31/3/12 12:06 AM

      It was a little painful according to my friend and not a cheap process. Well good things don;t come cheap la.

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  28. Twilight Man26/3/12 8:02 AM

    I never tried that but I rather opt for easier cleansing by drinking the biorganic green powder which will form hardened gel inside our colons. The gel will bring out all the residue on the colon walls painlessly! Bingo! Wanna try?

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    1. [SK]26/3/12 11:26 PM

      well, i think eating healthily is more important lah.. albeit the colon cleansing is the most direct and effective way to really clean yourself, hahahaha!!

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    2. Twilight Man31/3/12 12:07 AM

      Try lah Thambee! You damn chicken dei.... dont wanna explore new ideas! Cheh!

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  29. Twilight Man26/3/12 8:03 AM

    Eat lesser, chew longer and drink MORE water! That will keep your worms away, Thambee !!

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  30. Yannie26/3/12 11:18 AM

    I also woke before 8am on Sunday.

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  31. Yannie26/3/12 11:18 AM

    You can also always take a nap in the afternoon again. I can't.

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  32. Yannie26/3/12 11:19 AM

    I have to practise my Sains Suri Rumah Tangga. So, don't have time for nap.

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    1. [SK]26/3/12 11:27 PM

      wow, wake up so early on a sunday morning to practice your sains suri ruman tangga?? i thot you have already passed it down to your two princesses?? :p

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  33. yvonne26/3/12 1:34 PM

    Body detoxifying hour is around 1-4am, hence from 4am onward it's normal that the cleansing process starts to take over....

    Means going for BIG business.

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    1. [SK]26/3/12 11:28 PM

      wow, you so knowledgeable one?? hehe.. because you always wake up at 4am sharp after the cleansing!! wakakaka

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    2. wenn27/3/12 10:20 AM

      true, our system detox during our sleep

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  34. yvonne26/3/12 1:35 PM

    But I hate it too when I need to go for shitting on a beautiful Sunday / public holidays.

    That's the only day I can sleep more and wake up late!

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    1. Twilight Man26/3/12 2:47 PM

      I will smack my ass hole and fart a little to go back to sleep. LOL

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    2. [SK]26/3/12 11:30 PM

      LOL at TM!! after shitting still no enough, wanna smack his ass to fart a little before willing to go back to sleep!! so farny!!! :D

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  35. yvonne26/3/12 1:42 PM

    Come to think of it, 8am is considered ok la (for me). Time to wake up, too.

    Sunday is a busy day for me. Early-early need to prepare the vege, fish and pork for homecook meal. Got tonnes of laundry to do.

    Some more, now kena infected by baking bugs. Spend most of the time in kitchen.

    Btw, I think my girl played Draw Something with you yesterday. Dunno whether you can guess her drawing or no :s

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    1. [SK]26/3/12 11:29 PM

      so you are also practicing your Sains Suri Ruman Tangga on Sundays lor, haiyah, we always know you got no holidays one lor.. hehehehe!! hey, i got no problem guessing, cos i'm quite good one, just dunno if you can guess my lousy drawing, haha!!

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  36. yvonne26/3/12 1:46 PM

    I kena a few times, major stomachache in the middle of the night, i.e. 1am. Have to rush to toilet 2-3 times within 20 mins.

    Tried to ignore the pain, but cannot la... lambat 1 minute will terberak in my pants.

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    1. Twilight Man26/3/12 2:50 PM

      LMAO! Yvonne can terberak in her pants!!! Ha ha ha!

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    2. [SK]26/3/12 11:31 PM

      ooopss!! queen yvonne!! i thot you very elegant one?? now terberak in your pants, and then the shit dripping down and dirty your floor on your way to toilet is it?? :D

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    3. Twilight Man29/3/12 4:28 PM

      Yvonne can try to wear pampas diapers!

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  37. Twilight Man26/3/12 2:52 PM

    I guess all humans are full of shit...always! That is natural process of life.

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    1. [SK]26/3/12 11:32 PM

      then we shall not say those are shit, we shall say those are natural biological waste right?? :p

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    2. Twilight Man29/3/12 4:27 PM

      Shit is shit lah Thambee... Inside the colons contain biological wastes alright but you and me call it shit lo.

      LOL

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  38. edward28/3/12 12:16 AM

    哈哈哈~~~一早起身就办公，真係好舒畅吖！呵呵呵~~~

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  39. Twilight Man31/3/12 12:10 AM

    I think bananas and papaya are the best fruits to give you efficient and smooth toilet bowels!


    Agree?

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  40. Twilight Man31/3/12 12:12 AM

    When we don't drink enough fluid, there goes hardened stools too but if you had enough papaya and pineapples, it will push all stools out too.


    Agree?

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  41. Twilight Man31/3/12 12:13 AM

    I always love the toilets in the 5 Star hotels! Really good place to pooh in air cond comfort with piped music and nice aromatic fragrant! Bingo!

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  42. Twilight Man31/3/12 12:15 AM

    The other best toilets I ever sat was in Bali where they had sky-lit roof in the hotel toilet. I could see birds flying above and aeroplanes flew past. That was so unique!!

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  43. Twilight Man31/3/12 12:18 AM

    The worst toilet I ever entered in my whole life was back in 2002 in Hebei, China! The tour bus stopped along the mountain roads enroute to Chengdu and I had the chance to see the much-talked about dirty toilets in remote China. There were no partitions for men to pooh or urinate. Just a big drain in the middle! URGH!!!!

    I could not stand the stench and sight. I just walked out and regretted for not taking photos!

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  44. Twilight Man31/3/12 12:20 AM

    Well China has really developed and changed just before the Olympic Games. I have yet to make a visit there to see the new toilets!

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  45. Twilight Man31/3/12 12:21 AM

    Well I have reached the 100th POOH-POOH Comments! Do i get extra 100 points????

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  46. Twilight Man31/3/12 12:23 AM

    Eh! only 99 comments just now.



    Now this one is 100th comments! Wishing you a happy pooh-pooh weekend Thambee!

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  47. 海市蜃樓4/4/12 8:49 PM

    瞓到屎急？服你囖！

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