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29.04.2011 | 紙紮科技

過咗冇耐嘅清明, 相信大部份朋友都一盡孝義, 抽時間去先人墓地拜祭.. 眾多祭品當中, 房車, 衛星電視, 按摩椅等等其實都已經過時喇, 今年你估我見到啲乜嘢?? 就係蘋果最火紅產品, 新到連登陸本地市場都未有嘅iPad2同埋iPhone5呀!! 真係不得不佩服商家緊貼高科技嘅頭腦..

某日同友人傾開呢兩樣「驚為天人嘅新科技產品」, 結果佢出其不意地俾咗個冷笑話我: 係就係先進, 不過我諗我唔會燒俾佢哋囉, 我驚佢哋三更半夜打電話俾我呀~~ @_@"
it was the Qing Ming period two weeks before and after 5th April each year where the Chinese (generally Taoist) visit the cemetry to pay respect to their deceased relatives.. one of the traditional ritual is to burn offerings in the form of paper, so that the deceased can "received" them in the afterworld.. amongst the offerings, limousine, satelite TV, massage chair are already very common.. what i found really impressive is how quickly the industry is coping with technology - mimics of iPad2 and iPhone5 even though they are still not in our market yet, fuyoh!!

was chatting with a friend on these two "impressive innovative products" and he caught me by unexpectation with a good joke: no doubt very high tech, but i don't think i'll burn them, because i'm worried if they got it and call me in the middle of the night~~ @_@"
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68 comments:

  1. Muahahaha! I was impressed and awed when I saw those IPhone and IPad. Those were the popular paper items, and got sold out very fast @_@

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  2. i wonder their grandpa or grandma know to use them or nope wakakaka

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  3. since it is very new, i wonder again, the place in heaven or hell, able to provide to service if those products in malfunction? who they looking for??

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  4. if only the dead could connect us via sms..hehe

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  5. Yeah! Can also subscribe streamyx and install "myghostsoft" in their gadgets. Kekekek!

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  6. ROFTL at your friend's comment!!! he has got his point... but provided those decease know how to use this high end tech!;p

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  7. OMG!!! Haha maybe should burn robots and aliens too!

    BTW iPad 2 is already out!!!

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  8. hahaha....your friend think too much! hahaha...but if that really happens to me, I think I will faint!

    Really canggih. That's a marketing strategy for business.

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  9. Haha, very high end right? Whatever we can find here, sure there's something for 'them' also. Gadgets, branded bags, sport cars (with driver somemore) and the list goes on...

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  10. Your last part of the post is true. A manual or a trainer need to go along to teach them how to use the new gadgets. The latter (trainer)...Oops!

    So, are you almost glued to the tv? haha.. CNN is covering it from 2pm until 6pm but the ceremony is only some 4/5 hours away. Enjoy..

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  11. I also saw some paper made petro station too! DOn't "they" think it danger to pam oil at those petro stations!

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  12. haha! yeaa now everything also got dy! ipad2 n iphone5 still not on market but ON THEIR MARKET already!! XD

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  13. but then am wondering if they received it, do dey noe how to use it?? :p

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  14. i remember my youngest bro said this " whoa so easy to get rich in other world!" after my mom told me dat it will become real thing when "dey" received it. :x

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  15. LOL at ur fren's statement!!! hahahahaha

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  16. 我怕他们不会用 ~ 很麻烦的,还要教!

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  17. i wondering weather they know hw to use those high tech things, maybe is burn for ur pass away friend then is more suitable....hahahaha summore there gt elecricity meh, then u hv to burn an power plan for them also....

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  18. LOL...later get midnite call..."Hello , I am hungry for XXX food and in need of this thing and that thing. Can you burn to me?"

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  19. Wonder how iPad 2 being used? Are those people in the other world also blog? Maybe one day you receive one request asking to add the link :-p

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  20. Yalor...so scary. Or they appearand wake you up in the middle of the night saying, "Son, wake up! I dunno how to use. Can teach me or not?" LOL!!!

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  21. hahaha.... but will "they" know how to use it in the first place? :)

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  22. 現在的社會什麽都有
    都不懂另外個世界他們是不是一樣那麽發達
    不然收到了,拿來當垃圾,哈哈

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  23. Wow...getting more high tech these days!

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  24. when i die right, can u burn me one of those stuff? or any other hi-fi gadgets lar. paper only, cheaper than the real one. thank you.

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  25. Would be so scary if to get calls from the afterworld.

    I'd demam for a month! o.O

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  26. Only good for the young and hip deceased lah. I doubt grandma & grandpa would know how to use them LOL

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  27. Nobody burn internet service provider for the afterworld? XD

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  28. Lina, they connect thru Streamyx, Unifi or Jaring. haha...

    Borderless world now, mah. Oh dear! This is getting out of hand or rather out of the box! LOL!

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  29. @HappySurfer,
    But how they pay? Can pay with hell money ah? LOL

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  30. Hahaha :DYeah! I burnt iPhone, Ipad....well...whatever gadgets that my mother can use over there. :p

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  31. Now they are very high tech. I wonder if we can communicate through the internet. :D

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  32. I certainly don't mind my late mommy or grandma to call me. After all they are my family. :D

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  33. 他们为了赚钱真的夸张!

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  34. Even if they really receive the iPhone or iPad who will teach them to use it?

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  35. And who are the internet service providers there?

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  36. ANd of course calling you in the middle of the night can be scary!! LOL!

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  37. Wah they look so real :P Haha and I love how they changed iPad to !Pad :P It's like playing a game of 'Spot the difference!'

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  38. This is what we say,progress with times,, the other world also high tech ma

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  39. 你朋友,认真搞笑.

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  40. oh, really advanced!! they even have things we don't yet have in the market here, haha~~

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  41. but i just wonder if those in the afterworld will know how to use them, haha!! or perhaps they already have the knowledge because they are more advanced?? :p

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  42. OMG, that is scary!! i think i will faint if i ever receive such calls in the middle of the night~~ @_@"

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  43. @ Yvonne:
    hahaha, so you also intended to buy those for your ancestors?? haha, but i wonder if they know how to use them, haha~~ :p

    @ CH Voon:
    haha, no idea if they know how to use them but i guess when there is demand there will maybe be training classes for them to attend under there?? :p

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  44. @ wenn:
    hahaha, and would you like them to coonect with you via sms or even phone calls?? :D

    @ Sheoh Yan:
    hahaha, you are very funny!! i like that brand "myghostsoft"!!! you are so creative and very entrepreneur also~~ :p

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  45. @ Alice Law:
    yeah, when he told me that joke, at first i didn't know whether i should laugh or choke.. but he has got his point maybe, who knows if they really call us~~ @_@

    @ Daniel Chiam:
    haha, i think no robot but always got those maid for them.. iPad2 not really in Malaysia yet, but those available ones are US version i guess..

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  46. @ mNhL:
    haha, who knows maybe this can be true, but of course we do not want that to happen lah, else really like you say, i will also faint lor.. yeah, i think maybe next year will come out with something more canggih already~~

    @ Hayley:
    haha, very true.. it's like new technology at the same time in both world, haha.. and talking about cars, the car plate number are also very nice one, always got at least two 8 inside, haha..

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  47. @ HappySurfer:
    hahaha, i guess with so many people giving them such high tech gadgets, i think there will be demand down there for the training, hehehe.. errr, i didn't follow the TV at last cos i was doing something else in my room, just followed up with the snapshots from the news later..

    @ Wai Kitt:
    paper made petrol station??!! OMG, really?? that is really very creative huh giving the reason that petrol price increase so much, haha.. very smart leh~~ :p

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  48. @ Caroline Ng May Ling:
    haha, yalor, they are more advanced than us lor, haha!! i think if they do not know how to use, they will ask for training, and so there will be demand for training.. maybe next year, you see people burning iPhone and iPad manuals to them already, haha.. yeah, maybe true, later they call you to ask how to take photo with iPhone and post to facebook~~ :p

    @ Kai and Baobei:
    哈哈, 你又怎麼知道他們不會用?? 裡面有user manual的嘛, 哈哈.. 下次你記得燒training voucher給他們囉~~

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  49. @ thomas:
    haha, you never know when your ancestors gone to the afterworld they will become smarter?? maybe they just know how to use all those high end gadgets leh.. hmmm, no need electricity down there one, because they can auto generate from their fingers already~~ :p

    @ Small Kucing:
    wah, don't want that lah, so scary leh!! i guess i will faint lor~~ @_@"

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  50. @ TZ:
    haha, before they start using iPad2, maybe they already use their iPhone5 to give you a call to teach them how to use the iPad2 leh?? haha, scary~~ @_@

    @ suituapui:
    wah, that is even scarier than calling you!! well, then maybe you want to burn the user manual to them also lah, or even the training class vouchers~~ :p

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  51. @ reanaclaire:
    errr, we never know, maybe they get smarter when gone down there already leh?? :p

    @ venus:
    其實有可能他們比我們先進和發達哦.. 我們燒那麼多高科技東西, 可能在他們的世界已經是過時的東西了, 還有可能他們已經有著這種特異功能, 不需要任何的gadgets~~ :p

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  52. @ Mei Teng:
    yeah, even those not in our market yet already available in their world~~

    @ Medie007:
    aiyah, when you die that time all these gadgets will already been obselete lah.. but i am olde than you, if die also i die first.. :D

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  53. @ lina:
    hahaha, you are right, we burn so many high tech gadgets for them.. but the basic electricity and ISP might not be available there right?? defeated the purpose also, haha.. yeah, it would be so scary if that happens in the middle of the night right?? @_@

    @ HappySurfer:
    hahaha, maybe not even need any WiFi or internet, because they already got all those built-in powers and chants available down there..

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  54. @ lina:
    hmmm, we burn billions and billions of cash for them, and also credit cards, if don't know where to pay then can use direct debit~~ :p

    @ Tekkaus:
    hmmm, so you are the only one who is not scared of getting calls from the afterworld.. errr, i think they will call you to ask how to use the iPad~~ :p

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  55. @ Chris Chia:
    我覺得這樣的頭腦很好呀, 現代人看到也會覺得開心, 很多人搶著要買咧~~

    @ foongpc:
    hahha, so you gotta think more out of the box for them.. next year burn them TNB and TM, and then also the user manual so that they can use, better still the training vouchers, haha!! they might call you tonight to ask for this~~ @_@

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  56. @ iamthewitch:
    yeah, at first i thot they are real but when you look into the details they are actually not.. haha, no lah, the mirrorer apple logo and the ! mark are done by me lah, not bad huh?? i did that purposely because those are mimics, cannot use the real logo mah..

    @ eugene:
    i am wondering if the afterworld will be even more advanced than our world here?? just a thought :)

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  57. @ 小雪:
    對囉, 我聽到的時候都不知到應該好笑還是好哭.. 真的給他的笑話冷到了~~

    @ victor:
    hmmm, maybe you are right, they could have been even more advanced than us down there.. anyway, as long as they don't call us in the middle of the night then it's fine for me, hahahaha~~ :p

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  58. 啊哈哈。。。 你的朋友很‘绝’啊。。。哈哈哈。。。告诉他,打电话给你不是好咯,不然你要他上门来找你啊? 哈哈哈。。。。

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  59. 哎唷,咁先进嘅科技冇说明书,怕且烧落去都唔识用囉,有乜嘢不如留嚟一年一次拜山至讲啦!唔通你准备开台方便打666方便联络咩?呵呵呵~~~

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  60. Burn an instruction manual also so that our ancestor can learn for the manual if they don't understand how to use :P

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  61. haha... it's funny :-) anyway, those items for them are very updated & high-tech coz they are tech-savvy too!

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  62. 看见那么多新科技的东西,我有时会怀疑:
    他们那儿有网络公司吗?
    有‘人’经营电讯台和IT 的操作吗?
    有汽油站、发电站吗?…… #_#'

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  63. @ Casendra:
    哈哈, 是很搞笑啦, 不過如果打電話上來說等一下上門找他也不好嘛, 呵呵~~ :p

    @ edward:
    你又知各位前輩佢哋唔識用?? 分分鐘佢哋仲過先進過你添架, 哈哈!! 話唔定iPhone5喺佢哋個世界都已經過時架喇~~ :D

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  64. @ Monk:
    yeah, besides user manual, burn also the training class voucher, so that they won't call you to ask how to use~~ :p

    @ Dora:
    yeah, you are right!! maybe when they get to the afterworld, things are even more advanced than ours here right?? :D

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  65. @ 海市蜃樓:
    你千其唔好睇小佢哋呀, 分分鐘仲要先進過你添喎, 呵呵~~ :p

    @ Ashley:
    其實這也是一個很好的問題, 我們把全部其硬件都燒下去, 其實有沒有應該要的軟件和設施呢?? 呵呵.. 有讀者告訴我說, 有人把整個油站也燒下去了, 因為汽油起價, 呵呵!! :D

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  66. i guess I aint burning those too!

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