|我從來都唔避忌談屎尿屁呢啲嘢, 而且仲會越講越興奮, 哈哈!! 所以如果你有所避忌, 請勿繼續睇落去喇..|
話說前日食buffet狀態大勇導致便便太多嘅關係, 一次沖水竟然沖唔晒全部!! 我就諗, 企喺廁所入邊等水滿好似好戇居, 所以就丟啲廁紙落去以為可以瞞天過海一陣, 反正我間房就喺廁所隔離, 等多兩分鐘再入嚟沖過啦.. 當我以為全屋人都開開心心喺樓下睇緊電視嘅時候, 誓估唔到~~
|我五歲姪仔竟然走咗上嚟, 然後向樓下(佢七歲哥哥)大嗌: 「哥!! 你頭先大便點解唔沖水架??」原來係廁紙蓋唔住咁多便便, 啲便便全部浮晒上水面呀!! 當時全屋係畀佢突如其來咁大反應搞到啼笑皆非!! 當然我就要"自告奮勇"去沖水啦~~ :D|
|i never avoid talking about poo pee and fart, instead will get even more excited when the topic gets to the point, haha!! hence if you think these are gross, please leave and do not continue to read on..|
it was that day after buffet that i pooed a lot till i wasn't able to get everything down the drain with a single flush.. i thought standing there waiting for the tank to be filled up again is rather stupid, so i just dump some paper into the toilet to cover up the poo, thinking of returning to flush a second time two minutes later since my room is just next door.. while i thought the whole family was happily watching TV downstairs, to my unexpected shock..
|my 5-year-old nephew suddenly came up and then shouted loud towards his 7-year-old brother downstairs, "bro!! why didn't you flush after you poo just now??" i found out that the paper was not able to cover that much of poo in the toilet, and everything just floated up onto the surface again!! with that sudden reaction from him, the whole family was like caught between tears and laughter.. and of course i have to "bravely volunteer" to clean up the mess~~ :D|
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