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我從來都唔避忌談屎尿屁呢啲嘢, 而且仲會越講越興奮, 哈哈!! 所以如果你有所避忌, 請勿繼續睇落去喇..

話說前日食buffet狀態大勇導致便便太多嘅關係, 一次沖水竟然沖唔晒全部!! 我就諗, 企喺廁所入邊等水滿好似好戇居, 所以就丟啲廁紙落去以為可以瞞天過海一陣, 反正我間房就喺廁所隔離, 等多兩分鐘再入嚟沖過啦.. 當我以為全屋人都開開心心喺樓下睇緊電視嘅時候, 誓估唔到~~
i never avoid talking about poo pee and fart, instead will get even more excited when the topic gets to the point, haha!! hence if you think these are gross, please leave and do not continue to read on..

it was that day after buffet that i pooed a lot till i wasn't able to get everything down the drain with a single flush.. i thought standing there waiting for the tank to be filled up again is rather stupid, so i just dump some paper into the toilet to cover up the poo, thinking of returning to flush a second time two minutes later since my room is just next door.. while i thought the whole family was happily watching TV downstairs, to my unexpected shock..
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87 comments:

  1. 好搞笑。哈哈......

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  2. I hate toilets with a slow flush system. Those toilets with poor flush system tends to be dirty with "leftovers"!

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  3. 朋友,我啱啱食饱饭。。。

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  4. talking about poo.. SK, let me teach u something.. next time before u flush, get ready a bucket of water first..then when u flush, pour down the bucket of water at the same time to force the POO straight to the hole.. do this and yr poo-s wont float up like lilies one.. hahahhahahaahah... how gross are we today!!

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  5. Hey SK Thambee - Yengga porreng ngeh? Thambee poohed and no flush? Shame! Shame!

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  6. SK Thambee, தீபாவளி நெருங்கும் வேளையில், மாநிலம் முழுவதும் சமையல் காஸ் சிலிண்டருக்கு கடும் தட்டுப்பாடு ஏற்பட்டுள்ளது. சிலிண்டர் கேட்டு பதிவு செய்தவர்களுக்கு 30 நாள் முதல் Shame! Shame!

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  7. Hey, back home in our motherland you always pooeh in the drain, holes and roadside. Never even cover with any paper and walked away like a proud Tamil actor.. That is SK Thambee!

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  8. பெங்களூரு : மஞ்சள் கிழங்கில் இருந்து தயாரிக்கப்படும் "குர்குமின்' மாத்திரை கேன்சர் நோயாளிகளுக்கு உற்ற நண்பன் என விஞ்ஞானிகள் ... SK Thambee, our Chennai Pooh King...!

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  9. I agree with reanaclaire that Thambee carry a bucket and flush together laaaarrr.. If lazeee, then Arumugam will do it loooh.. But your sai was so much, I think you need to call BOMBA to help hose down your toilet hole... LMAO!!! Kekekekeke!

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  10. சிதம்பரம் : SK Thambee poooeh குழந்தைகளுக்கு Kamala angry yo! வாழ்க்கை கொடுக்கக் கூடிய சக்தி உங்களிடம் இருப்பதால், cannot eat curry and Tosai anymore அந்த பணியை ரசித்து ஆனந்தமாய் செய்யுங்கள் என, your precious sai can make walls for the home ஆசிரியர்களுக்கு, IKEA should make clays from your sai சத்குரு ஜக்கி வாசுதேவ் அறிவுரை வழங்கினார். சிதம்பரத்தில் சத் சங்கங்கள் நிகழ்ச்சியில் பங்கேற்க வந்த ஈஷா அறக்கட்டளை நிறுவனர் சத்குரு ஜக்கி வாசுதேவ், Vanakam!

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  11. VERY GROSS indeed! Boy am I imagining poo now! LOL! But I do understand these poo emergencies... I once had the experience of poo-ing in a public toilet to find out that the flush was not working. Arghh..

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  12. You landed yourself in deep sh*t, SK. =p

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  13. 哈哈。。。你的侄子很可怜咯!成了你的替死鬼!

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  14. Hahaha :D Cannot tahan lar.

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  15. Both of them are so cute. :D

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  16. 哈哈哈~~~你几时学王晶玩屎尿屁玩到咁过瘾吖?呢铺真係白狗屙屎黑狗挡灾喇!嘻嘻嘻~~~

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  17. Hmmmm... Should've waited in the toilet and flushed the second time.

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  18. haha poor little boy.. being blamed all of a sudden hahaha

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  19. ahaha... i can't help but to laugh LOL.... this is damn funny SK... it's annoyingly crazy hahaha... so you act like an innocent one huh?

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  20. at least you have learn a lesson... either you should prepare a bucket of water or bring extra toilet paper for cover ups hehe
    you made my day... thanks for sharing this funny story of you

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  21. Aiyor...you're so full of shit kah? Muahahahaha!!!!

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  22. 果然是有料到. SK果然聰明過人.
    上次我在中國也看到一堆粘在馬桶!

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  23. Alamak~ Gao C ya this round :S

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  24. 有恶心到...!!!! 我刚刚才吃完我的午餐...残忍到你!!!!!

    还有还有~!!你竟然用这样的办法想瞒天过海!! 可怜你的小侄子年纪小小的竟然得承受这样的痛苦(eh??!!)

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  25. !!!!! <---- 感叹号看起来我是一整个激动...其实,我平静的很^^ 继续吃我的葡萄ing...

    败得为叔叔呀,你做么不用水冲掉jek???

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  26. oh yuck....no water pail meh in the toilet?

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  27. poo is cute
    i remember that gift my friend gave to me its a poop paper sculpture tht is really yucky

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  28. yucks! y la u just use paper to cover it!? y dnt just take a pile of water ?!

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  29. haiyo! u shud have tell them to not to use the toilet for a moment! hahahaha

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  30. i am now ROFLMAO reading this post! hahahaha

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  31. hahaha...you should stand in front of the toilet or put a 'No Entry' sign on the door.

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  32. 好搞笑呢!你的pic好可爱哟!

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  33. 为什么不承认呢?
    那个被冤枉的不是很无辜咯!
    其实可以用桶装水冲的,
    那就不用等水咯!

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  34. 它被人发现了,不知它会不会不好意思呢!

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  35. I agree with mNhl. LOL

    Eeeeee... gross image!

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  36. haha. You know what, this is gross!ahahaha, but i just continued reading, and found out that this is gross!ahahaha.

    Brave of you, you volunteered!ahahaha,

    That's fine my friend, it happens, good for you that it happened in your house. Um, definitely you wont like it if you're out!oh gosh!, that's much gross!ahaha.

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    Sorry for i wasn't around, i just found it these days free!i'm in sembreak.

    about this:

    "BTW, what does "kung saan ang sipon mu ay tumutulo habang may ginagawa ka" mean??"

    it means that your colds are flooding out from your nose while typing a blog!ahaha.

    Happy blogging my friend:)

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  37. yerr 很恶心的画面 @@
    我家的housemate时不时也会忘记冲水!@@

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  38. Ewwwww, floating chocolates...ha ha ha!

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  39. @ wkw:
    呵呵, 你笑得那麼開心, 你不覺得惡心就好囉~~ :p

    @ 館長《志強 cK》:
    哈哈, 有時候這些東西雖然是惡心, 但是你想另一方面也蠻搞笑的.. :)

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  40. @ Mei Teng:
    yeah, the one in my house is those old type flush.. i really like those strong flush, or even better, those that sucks down everything before flush..

    @ 路人㊣:
    哈哈, 咁晏先食飽飯?? 嗱, 我一早就已經警告過你如果覺得核突就唔好繼續架喎.. :p

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  41. @ reanaclaire:
    actually i always do that.. when i flush i will pour down couple of buckets of water into the toilet at the same time.. but then, that time really too much, even with the flush and additional buckets of water, still cannot finish flushing everything.. you can imagine that right?? hahahaha!! :D

    @ Twilight:
    aiyoh Arumugam.. தீபாவளி நெருங்கும் வேளையில், மாநிலம் முழுவதும் சமையல் காஸ் சிலிண்டருக்கு கடும் தட்டுப்பாடு ஏற்பட்டுள்ளது. சிலிண்டர் கேட்டு பதிவு செய்தவர்களுக்கு 30 நாள் முதல் where got lah, hehe very common only mah.. of course i still remember back in Thirachirupali, we used to poo into the drains.. just like Slumdog Millionaire where Kamal jumps into just to see Amitabh Bhachan mah.. பெங்களூரு : மஞ்சள் கிழங்கில் இருந்து தயாரிக்கப்படும் "குர்குமின்' மாத்திரை கேன்சர் நோயாளிகளுக்கு உற்ற நண்பன் என விஞ்ஞானிகள் no lah, still can eat Tossai and Chappati with Masala, they are very good one you know?? hmmm, aiyoh, use the sai for your walls?? Arumugam that was your time lah, now back in your motherland they all using bricks already, no more sai.. சத்குரு ஜக்கி வாசுதேவ் அறிவுரை வழங்கினார். சிதம்பரத்தில் சத் சங்கங்கள் நிகழ்ச்சியில் பங்கேற்க வந்த ஈஷா அறக்கட்டளை நிறுவனர் சத்குரு ஜக்கி வாசுதேவ் vanakam~~ :D

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  42. @ iamthewitch:
    hahahaha, i did warn you not to read on if you think poo is gross right?? haha, you just won't listen.. oh, if the flush is not working, i'll quickly run out of the toilet hoping nobody will see me lor, hahahaha~~ :D

    @ Shingo T:
    hehehe, not really in deep shit lah, or maybe just that two minutes before i did a second flush, hahaha~~

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  43. @ 发白日梦^^:
    哈哈, 對囉!! 不過他又好像傻傻的樣子完全沒有否認.. 可能他真的是經常沒有沖水, 所以自己也不好意思吧?? 呵呵~~

    @ Tekkaus:
    haha, actually i was also shocked by the younger nephew, the way he shouted is really funny, and the elder one just got confused and didn't deny at all also~~ :D

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  44. @ wenn:
    haha, no lah, not smelly at all lah.. you won't think you own poo smelly right?? :D

    @ edward:
    哈哈, 我唔係真係諗住玩架, 你以為真係好馨香咩?? 哈哈, 不過又奇喎, 我個姪仔又好似傻更更咁, 好似真係佢忘記沖水咁囉.. 哈哈哈哈!!

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  45. @ Legolas:
    errr, normally i will wait lah, but it was very warm in there and i was sweating, so just thinking to take some fresh air while waiting for the tank to be filled up lor.. :D

    @ bluedreamer27:
    actually i always pour in extra bucket of water while flushing to make sure everything's clean.. but it's just that it was too much that not even extra water will help, hahahaha!! hmmm, but strange enough my nephew didn't even deny, or perhaps he was really confused and thought he really did not flush after the poo-ed, hahahaha!! :D

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  46. @ suituapui:
    hahaha, no lah, normally one flush can finish all.. just that suddenly too much coming out that day only!!! muakakakaka~~ :D

    @ 单身汉:
    哈哈, 聰明?? 沒有喇, 都是人之常情吧?? 平時在公共廁所, 如果沒有水我也會拿廁紙蓋一下啊, 那麼下一家就知道是甚麼事嘛~~ 你在中國看到, 應該是很正常的吧?? 哈哈!!

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  47. @ Donna:
    wah, so busy meh?? then this month got a lot of OT pay already lor?? so rich~~

    @ uLi.佑莉:
    wah, what "gao c" so ugly ah?? i never do that, this is just an accident ok?? hahaha :D

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  48. @ bluesky:
    可愛的藍天小妹妹, 其實叔叔每次沖水的時候都會另外倒多兩mug水下去的.. 不過這次真的是多到連多點水也救不了囉, 哈哈!! 但是我那個姪兒又好像若有所思那樣, 以為真的是他忘了拉水哦.. 我想他肯定是有前科的, 要不然他弟弟肯定不會一口咬定是他, 他也肯定會否認囉.. 哈哈, 妹妹的看到大便都還是吃葡萄吃得那麼開心的~~~ :D

    @ smallkucing:
    got, i always will pour couple pail of water while flushing one, just that this time round, really too much until additional pails of water also cannot help lor, hahahahaha!! :D

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  49. @ poorprince:
    hahaha, so you like poo very much?? yeah, i also always see cartoon poo plush toys in those toys shop, they are indeed very cute and not gross at all.. haha!! so you have a few with you?? :D

    @ Caroline Ng May Ling:
    errr, actually i always pour more water when i flush one.. but that time really too much already, too much until additional water also cannot help to clean, hahaha!! i thot everyone was downstairs watching tv so i thought just for a while so didn't warn any one of them lor.. but who knows, hahahahhaha :D

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  50. @ mNhL:
    hmmm, but i was slightly late than my nephew.. he ran in first before i could stop him, hahahaha!! :p

    @ Wai Kitt:
    哈哈, 其實如果你不去想得那麼恐怖, 就只想那個情景, 是蠻搞笑又不惡心的~~ :p

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  51. @ Ashley:
    哈哈, 我本來就是要承認是自己的, 但是姪兒他又好像若有所思的樣子, 根本就是覺得是自己剛才沒有沖水了, 是有前科的, 他平時尿尿也不拉水的, 哈哈!! :D

    @ bluecloud:
    哈哈, 其實我們是覺得很好笑多過一切囉, 所以也沒有人覺得不好意思或惡心喇.. :)

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  52. @ lina:
    hahaha, but i thot the cartoon pooh is quite cute and not gross at all woh.. so you didn't continue reading i bet.. :D

    @ stevevhan:
    hahaha, i already warned you but you just won't listen, so that's not my fault and you cannot blame me ok?? hahaha.. well, that's my own poo, so can't really say i am brave or what right?? kekekeke.. yeah, in the house is still ok, but if in the public i would think that's really gross!! hahaha.. your colds are flooding out from your nose while typing a blog, hmmm, that's disgusting right?? hehehe~~ :D

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  53. @ 安东尼:
    哈哈, 其實只是一小塊浮上來罷了, 不是你想象中的那麼惡心喇!! 哈哈, 你housemate會忘了沖水?? 那怎麼辦?? 你會去罵他們沒有?? :D

    @ Pete:
    haha, hope you are not cooking something similar then, muakakakakaka!! :D

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  54. Aneh..ello poo wearing bow tie and have flower on the right..betul kah?..

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  55. One thing for sure we all know you are healthy coz your chocolate cake floats..hehe.

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  56. I read till the end.The image was grosser in my head than that cartoon! LOL

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  57. I am in shock! I am sure the toilet smell horrible? lol!

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  58. fuyoh! what did you eat before you pu po!

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  59. 哈哈。。。真衰。。。被逮个正着。。。哈哈。。。

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  60. aiyer...just come over from Claire's blog, she also talk about poo!! And i am bitting some chocolate stick. :S

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  61. hahaha, i actually continue to read on and then click on the button!!

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  62. hahaha, so that was the "result" of the buffet that you poo so much until you cannot flush all at once huh?? that's amazing, LOL!!

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  63. hmmm, poor little kid but did you actually admit that was your poo at last?? you should right?? hahaha~~

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  64. @ Bananazஇ:
    haha, i did so to make the poo more adorable mah, or else sure many people will puke one.. oh, floating poo is a sign of healthiness meh?? hehehe~~ :p

    @ lina:
    haha, of course that cartoon is purposely made adorable.. but i have warned you not to read on if you cannot take it ok?? haha.. :D

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  65. @ fufu:
    so errrr means you like it or you don't like it or you hate it?? hahahah.. :D

    @ Big Boys Oven:
    hehehe, i hope when you are reading this post, you are not eating the chocolate moist cake that you have baked ok?? haha.. no lah, you won't think your own poo is smelly will you?? hehehe~~ i eat japanese buffet lor, that's why so much, hahahaha :D

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  66. @ Casendra:
    哎呀, 就是囉, 本來還以為可以瞞天過海的, 怎麼知道就是最後幾秒鐘給人發現了!! 哈哈~~ ﹕D

    @ Annie Q:
    hahahaha, i think chocolate stick still ok lah, at least the shape and texture not so similar.. unless you tell me you are eating chocolate cake lor~~ :D

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  67. @ 海市蜃樓:
    哈哈, 我先前就已經警告過你如果覺得核突就唔好繼續架喇噃, 無關我事哦~~ :D

    @ victor:
    yeah, if you don't think poo poo is something disgusting i really welcome you to continue reading, haha!! hmmm, yeah, that was the "result" of the japanese buffet, hahaha, really a lot lah!! errr, i didn't admit that also at last, so bad right?? :D

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  68. OMG! Why am I reading this during lunch time? Yucks!!!

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  69. Of all subjects, u want to blog about this!! Yucks! Yucks! Yucks!

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  70. Really regret clicking on that button to read further!

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  71. But since I already finished reading your gross adventure, let me just say I can relate to you in this. I hate toilets that do not flush away the poo completely!

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  72. Maybe next time, you should hang a "DO NOT ENTER. POO UNFLUSHED" sign outside the toilet. Haha!!

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  73. Now if you'll excuse me, I want to go poo! Hehe

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  74. Talk about shit. Wakaka
    Really want to know what happen.
    As you know, I cannot click on the push button because I am offline now.
    Refer to your title, I guess your shit is floating right hahaha

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  75. @ foongpc:
    hey, i have already warned you if you think poo is disgusting then please do not read on woh, haha!! see you just don't listen to people, and somemore still want to click the button.. haha, of course everyone will hate that lah, so i normally will wait inside to flush until everything is clear lah, and if i found out there are some stuck on the side, i'll use the pipe to clean them all also lor.. hahaha!!!

    @ CH Voon:
    haha, oh so you are back to KL already!! hmmm, actually the button only tell that my floating poo was caught by my nephew!! hahaha, so embarrassing lor~~ :D

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  76. not yet come back to KL.

    Just i have internet service recently after request from customer.

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  77. @ CH Voon:
    aiyoh, so you are going to stay in that little quiet town for how long?? looks like very boring leh, do you miss home?? :p

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