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30.01.2010 | 滅絕蚊蟲

我極度討厭蚊, 加上我肉軀肥潤, 所以就更受啲蚊歡迎.. 雖然我有罐萬金油可以搽蚊咬, 不過點都係防備較為上策.. 以下介紹呢樣嘢, 我就覺得係世紀最偉大發明之一, 各位觀眾!! 你我家居必備嘅蚊見愁, 超級無敵滅絕蚊蟲電擊拍, 一拍冚~包~散~

i hate mosquitoes to a huge extent.. and because of my meatily scrumptious body, i'm even more prone to be bitten by the insect.. though i have oilment to soothe the mosquito bites, but nothing comes better than to prevent being bitten.. the following object i'm going to introduce, i should say it is one of the greatest creation of the century.. ladies and gentlemen, a necessity in every household, the almighty electric mosquito killer racket.. taa-daah, they'll hide nowhere from death~~
今後唔駛再忍受失手之後, 大肶上一噠化骨綿掌嘅夭心夭肺.. 有咗呢支拍, 只要輕輕一揮, 不費吹灰之力, 就可以將一咋蚊同時置之於死地!! 仲可以聽到令人心涼嘅霹霹啪啪聲, 見到啲蚊血濺拍上嘅電光, 嘩, 痛快呀!! 話我變態, 哇哈哈哈哈哈(今回唔係梅超風, 係裘千尺!! 問你死未??)

from now on, we don't have to suffer from that awfully painful slap on our thigh after missing the insect.. with this racket, just strike it in the air and instantly without any effort you can have a few mosquitoes killed!! what's more, you'll hear the ever exciting spluttering "pikk-paakk" sound, and see sparks of blood splatting onto the racket, OMG, isn't this an undescribable rapture?? say i am cruel, muaaahahahaha~~ :D
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69 comments:

  1. 这支野我用了很久啦, 听到霹啪啪的声音, 爽!

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  2. 蚊香也可以驱蚊呢!

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  3. 小心 有时会漏电的

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  4. 哈哈~~看来你是金庸迷阿!
    杀吧~加油!

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  5. 我屋企都有一只 係我媽媽既倚天劍
    但係我都係仲意 自己既化骨軟綿掌
    哈哈哈..... (假太后毛東珠呂有彗笑聲)

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  6. Whoa! Did you buy the whole set of three?

    I remember the older version is smaller and lighter than the ones you show here.

    Not only the spluttering sound, you could also smell the "aroma" of bbq. Oops!

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  7. lols at happy's comment

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  8. This dry weather that we are experiencing right now is causing a lot of mozzies. Looks like the insect repellant could come in handy.

    No wonder dengue cases are on the rise according to an article I read the other day.

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  9. Happy weekend, SK. And happy CNY-shopping..

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  10. I get nasty mozzie bites whenever I am near any grassy and leafy plant areas.

    I also get nasty sandflies bites at the beach.

    Don't know why....

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  11. 好像很好玩酱
    哈哈^^

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  12. I have one at my place in hometown too. Love to use it in the toilet, coz toilet has a lot, I will hear the "pik pik pak pak" sound. Very "bin tai", LOL.

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  13. bro...i got a much better mosquito killer...clean and safe....search for Rex Mosquito killer...

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  14. 回访看看新朋友噜~~~

    很好也,有红毛字看喔。。。我钟意!
    (因为你的广东华语我看bo啦~~~)>.<

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  15. 我爸最喜欢用!不过有时会被电到!!哈~
    体温比较高就容易惹蚊子,保持凉爽!

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  16. I like to use that on flies.....zap...smoke and very loud sound! he he he

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  17. meatily scrumptious body??LOL!

    Replying on your comment on my blog..

    Thanks for visiting ya...Oh yea...Broga Hill's always full of people especially weekends and public hols...hopefully it will still maintain as it is for years to come...=)

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  18. Being nice to the mozzies is being cruel to ourselves. I support ur cruelness!!!

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  19. Hi.. You are able to write in chinese-canto. impressive LoL

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  20. i always have one around my computer desk at all times xD

    yeah, i agree, we plumper people apparently are more prone to mosquito bites, lol. some say it's the acidic body mass or something, i dunno xD

    always love the pikkk paaakkkk sound!! wahahhahahaa!!

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  21. yeah the racket used to have it. not any more.. no buy them as worry sean plays with it.

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  22. 我也不喜欢蚊子..有杀错没放过..

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  23. the happy go lucky one:
    to the goddess of mercy..

    单身汉:
    哈哈, 其實第一代的我家就已經有了, 現在改良了很多, 更加好用!! :p

    Wois:
    蚊香只是驅蚊, 他們還是有機會攻擊我們, 還是將它們趕盡殺絕才能夠高枕無懮!! :D

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  24. 小雪:
    以前第一代的真的會給觸到, 不過現在的真的改良了很多, 可以很安全使用哦.. :)

    H@rry:
    哈哈, 我不是金庸迷喇.. 只是這兩個角色的笑聲, 實在是讓人印象深刻!! 殺殺殺~~

    tagnan:
    哈哈, 佢係我老豆把屠龍刀嚟架!! 邊個係毛東珠啊又?? 你次次都有新角色, 我好難follow喎.. 不過呂有慧唔係李莫愁咩??

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  25. HappySurfer:
    haha!! we have only one in our house, and that's very enough, this photo is "stolen" from some catalogue.. but i think they have improve a lot in the newer versions, safer and easier to use.. ooh, and did you mention about the BBQ aroma?? i just love that, muahahahaha!! oh yeah, the weather is so dry and warm recently, that makes me hardly sleeping well at night.. haiz!!

    Medie007:
    hohoho!! indeed that's the truth right?? i love the sound, the spark and the smell.. hahahaha!!

    Mei Teng:
    hmmm, and do you find it especially irritating when you go photoshooting?? then i guess you should bring one of these with you, hahahaha!! oh, it look so funny - one hand with your camera and another with this mosquito racket!! hahahaha~~

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  26. 天王之子:
    嘿, 好玩的, 真的沒有騙你哦!! 你去pasar malam買一支啦, 很厲害的!! :D

    C'est la vie:
    hahaha, it really comes in handy every corner in the house.. oooh, the "pik pik pak pak" sound is just so nice to hear, and the sparks and not to mention the "BBQ smell", hahahahaha!! :D

    vialentino:
    oh, i google this REX mosquito killer, so is it that good ah?? i mean it kills by emitting CO2 and UV rays, are they harmful to human beings ah?? somemore China invention woh~~ :p

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  27. 567:
    哈哈, 喜歡以後就記得多多來捧場囉.. :)

    Chris Chia:
    沒有喇, 現在的版本改良了很多, 已經有那些防觸電的安全措施了.. 以前那些我也short到很多次, 不過現在的, 很好用!! 哈哈哈哈~~

    Pete:
    wow, you are more cruel than me!! haha, the flies sure make louder zap, more smoke and heavier burnt smell!! hahahahaha~~

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  28. ~Live Life~:
    haha, yeah, meatily scrumptious body that is ME!! hmmm, i just hope people who go up there will appreciate the nature and not destroying them..

    Kelvin:
    yes!! give me five!! let those mosquitoes that sucks our blood die on this electronic racket!! hahahaha~~

    PeckWm:
    haha, nothing much to shout about, there are a lot of people doing that too.. :)

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  29. conan_cat:
    oh you are more powerful with one so handy on your desk huh?? we only have one for the whole family, hahahaha!! hmmm, maybe let's loose some weight, so that the mosquitoes don't like us so much?? hahahaha.. oh yeah, the pik pak sound, gosh, amazing!! :p

    T.H:
    hmmm true, they can be dangerous for kids.. so what you do to keep mosquitoes away?? the ultrasound repellent?? :)

    追梦者:
    呵呵, 你是說你連蚊子以外的昆蟲通通都殺個片甲不留?? 你比我還要殘忍呢~~ :p

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  30. 哈哈~
    我也有用过,那些噼啪声真的很动听!
    赞!!

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  31. what happen if a finger accidentally touches it?

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  32. hohoho lucky there's no nyamuk here kat frankfurt =p

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  33. hahaahahhaaha....i can oredi see u smirking when the racket goes piak piak hahaahahahahha and say "man lei pa mei huh?" ahhaahha

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  34. 施主,冤冤相报何时了?放下屠拍,百忍成佛,南無阿彌陀佛!善哉善哉!

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  35. 善哉善哉!
    but i freaking loveeeeeeee the racket....!! especially those fat, full with blood mozie..
    at least can get 5 plik plak..
    wah... SIOK!!!!

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  36. 哈哈,我舊年返老媽子屋企睇到有一支拍,問咗媽媽之後正知道佢喺用嚟點蚊。當時拿住去廚房,喺啲柜底、枱底、凳底喺咁電,爽到痹!

    公孫狗賊,你真喺可以不閃不避擋我三粒棗核釘?!

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  37. Your meatily scrumptious body sure an attraction to blood hungry mosquitoes eh? Haha! I also a big attraction to mosquitoes! Damn!

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  38. Everybody don't get bitten by mosquitoes in my home except me. Why oh why?

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  39. So I always kill mosquitoes whenver I can. But I don't have your killer racket so canggih!

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  40. Wah! You like to hear the spluttering sound of the mosquitoes being killed. So cruel and maybe a bit perverted? : )

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  41. I think I must get this racket too! What! One not enough, you got yourself three?!! I think I'll buy five, hahaha!

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  42. I used to use the traditional mosquito coil and later on, used electric vapour. Then I changed to mosquito patch. All quite effective but not 100% foolproof! So racket is better or worse than all these measures?

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  43. But using racket you can have the delight of hearing the spluttering sound and maybe smelling the mosquitoes being BBQ-ed. More fun and indulging....

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  44. But I'm not cruel like you, so I may not want the racket! LOL

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  45. Then again, better kill those bloody mozzies rather than have them suck me dry, right? Yes, must get my five rackets, maybe ten : )

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  46. 有杀错,没放过!!!

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  47. 发白日梦^^:
    哈哈, 是不是覺得非常的好用?? 不用費吹灰之力就可以把那些蚊子殺得片甲不留~~ :D

    wenn:
    of course you'll get electricuted!! but the newer versions has added another layer of protective net, so should be very safe..

    fufu:
    hmmmm, but i don't think you'll be staying in Frankfurt for the rest of your life right?? one day you sure will be back to meet the nyamuksss.. hahahaha!! :p

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  48. manglish:
    haha, of course!! they think it's that easy to suck my sweet blood?? they really have to risk their lives from my electric racket first!! hahahahaha!!!

    edward:
    咁你又錯喇, 人不為己, 天誅地滅啊!! 況且如果我不犯佢, 佢來犯我呀.. 阿彌陀佛~~ :)

    Donna:
    and beside the plik plak sound, i also like to see the sparks and then finally smell the burnt mosquito on the racket!! yes, i must admit that it is very very SHYOKKK!!!! :D

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  49. 海市蜃樓:
    哈哈, 過癮啊哩!! 霹靂啪喇咁, 真係好有成就感架!! 有咗呢支嘢, 啲蚊真係無所遁形囉!! 嘩, 好犀利啊你, 呢句對白你都可以隻字不留打出嚟嘅, 小弟對你嘅欽敬真係有如滔滔江水聯綿不絕..

    foongpc:
    hahaha, because you have soft flesh and sweet blood, that's why all the mosquitoes go attack you (by words of mouth, hahahahaha!!!).. hey, i think it's good that you go pasar malam and get yourself one of those electric racket, they are really cool dude, kills mosquitoes effectively and efficiently!! forget about all those repellent, they won't work!! the only thing that work is to kill them all!! hahahaha.. you are right, it's not that you are cruel by nature, but they just forced you to be cruel!! so before you splat on them, just tell them "sorry dude, but i'm gonna kill you or else i'll suffer from your bite, amen".. you don't be crazy lah, one is enough you don't need five that much lah, if you get five means you are more cruel than i am.. hahaha!!

    uLi.佑莉:
    haha, you are right!! sometimes i realised that it's not mosquitoes i killed but some other harmless insects!! ooopsss, 阿彌陀佛, 善哉善哉..

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  50. 今次係鹿鼎記 朝偉同劉華版

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  51. 今次係鹿鼎記 朝偉同劉華版
    記唔記得個假太后係叫毛東珠同演梅超風同一個人

    嘻嘻...哈哈...... (呢個係青翼蝠王既笑聲)

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  52. oh yeah! 这种拍,save my life when I go back to KL!!

    我也是讨厌死蚊子!

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  53. i hate mosquitoes too~ especially when i'm sleeping, and they jst fly around your ears....arrggghhh~

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  54. Very funny to hear that u have meatily scrumptious body… hehhee
    If I am mosquito u are my best target as well.
    Not good to kill… ah mei!
    Just think of donating some blood to help people lo

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  55. OH YES! I have SEVERAL of that back in my hometown too! Ahh I just love the sound it makes when a mosquito is hit! And sometimes I will just continue pressing the button to BURN it until some awful smell comes out.. I'm mean! LOL

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  56. haha, i also love this electric racket!! never fail to kill any mosquito that i aimed at!! xD

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  57. and yes, i gotta agree with you that i love hearing that "pik pak" sound and what's more, the "bbq aroma" likewise HappySurfer said!! hahaha!!!

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  58. Wei-wei, still battling mozzies, eh?

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  59. My dad is in love with that mosquito killer racket.
    But I prefer to kill mosquito with my hand. Looking at the blood of a dead mosquito and mosquito's gut on my hand gave me satisfaction. I noticed that once you killed a moz, the moz won't bite so much

    Evil Naomi

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  60. eh.. eh.. eh..
    i heard la.. mozzie loves ppl with A-type blood wor..
    i am A.. =.="
    so when i am with my friends, none of them kena, except me.. =.="
    My dad also A, so when i am with my family, only me and my dad kena.. =____="

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  61. actly, there is a question i'd like to ask.. =___________="

    hmmm... i tahan for very loooong time already... =.=
    hmmm... can i ask? =.="

    i dont know that would be offended for u or not though.. =____="

    aiya.. nvm la.. you BIG MAN GOT BIG HEART sure wont be so calculative with SMALL PPL de.. =.="

    ok... i ask la...
    actly what are u doing when you captured your profile pic?
    =.=
    =.=
    =.=
    =.=
    cannot angry one har..
    =.=

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  62. tagnan:
    嘩, 假太后毛東珠?? 我真係唔記得囉.. 不過梅超風係黃文清, 唔係呂有慧喎, 呂有慧係李莫愁吖嘛, 你記錯喇.. 咁呢個青翼蝠王又係邊個??!!

    雪芬四海为家:
    你爸爸的藥材店可能也有賣囉, 哈哈!! 我沒有騙你的, 真的很好用喎..

    L²:
    especially recently the weather so warm and the mosquitoes are more active!! you sure need one of the racket lor.. haha!!

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  63. CH Voon:
    haha, yalor, the mosquitoes like to sting me very much, i just don't know why!! my blood is sweet guah?? kekeke.. aiyah, if i don't kill them, then they will kill me!! so i better safeguard myself first.. :p

    iamthewitch:
    haha, and you are MORE cruel than i am!! we only have ONE in the house for the whole family, and you alone have SEVERAL of those?? hahaha.. you are right, besides the sound and the sparks, the BURNT smell is of course one of the most exciting things the racket can offer.. hahaha!! :D

    victor:
    you are right!! with this on our hand, we will never be afraid of mosquitoes anymore.. hehe, talking about the smell, i like that~~ :D

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  64. HappySurfer:
    haha, just getting a little lazy and have nothing to blog about recently.. :p

    Ghostly Nana:
    hmmm, you must have very excellent skills in killing mosquitoes with your bare hands!! must teach me that!! haha.. well, if given a choice, i still prefer that racket, because i love the sound and the sparks, and also the burnt smell!! hahaha~~ :D

    Donna:
    are you sure they like A type blood?? i'm O type woh, they also like biting me leh.. or to be frank, they like to bite FAT people?? hahahaha.. aiyoh, you want to ask then ask lor, i won't feel offended one.. what was i doing ah?? i was CAMWHORING and trying to act cute lor, what do you think i was doing woh?? hahahaha..

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  65. You sure one racket enough? Hmmm...

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  66. definitely not FAT ppl ok.!! =.="
    haha.. your pic ar.. is like u want to kiss your own nose.. hahahahhahaha..

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  67. foongpc:
    hmmm, one is enough lah.. if we have too many of them, then there will be no more mosquitoes for us to kill (and have fun).. :p

    donna:
    ok ok, not fat not fat!! but also not slim and not skinny right?? haha.. oh is it?? why do i want to kiss my nose leh, it's impossible lah!! you want to try to touch your nose with your tongue, see can reach or not?? hehehehehehehe :D

    Ayie:
    oh?? you can find this in US?? i thot only in Asian region..

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