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今日時運低遇著一個極度冇禮貌嘅的士司機, 同事話我同佢講嘢好似嗌緊交咁.. 其實我和止想鬧佢, 根本就好想兜巴星佢添啦.. 食到60歲都仲係呢個態度, 唔好怪我唔敬老啊, 真係"李媽炒蟹"得佢吖~~
司機: 你哋call的士又唔講明邊一座, 我入嚟要畀錢架嘛!!
阿伯, 講好喺出邊實Q亭等啦, 你無啦啦自己駛G入去關我L事啊?? 仲要唔見你打鑼咁去搵.. 家吓係你畀錢咩?? 到時咪又係加G入我個車資?? 一上車就聲大夾惡, 我都有火架喎!!
司機: 邊度啊?? 係咪KL Sentral嗰度? Jalan Ampang同Jalan Sultan Ismail都有架嘛!!
阿伯, Plaza Sentral梗係喺KL Sentral啦.. 你揸幾年的士啊, Jalan Ampang間叫Wisma Central, Jalan Sultan Ismail間叫Central Plaza啊.. 唔好以為有個Sentral音就爛G醒咁嘅L樣啦!! 返去睇多幾次吉隆坡地圖先好嚟揸的士啦!!
司機: 呢度唔轉得返去, 你就唔好叫我喺度停車啦!!
阿伯, 我要喺度落車梗係叫你停喺度啦, 邊有人停喺路邊架?? 你梗係要駛G埋一邊架嘛.. 而且你無端端整L個u-turn, 盲嘅都睇到呢條路係one way啦, 人哋叫你落客跟住駛去前邊掟個彎返去, 你又心火躁硬係要即刻掉G轉頭.. 你唔G識交通規則架??
阿伯, 第個我多多貼士都肯畀, 唯獨你呢個西口西面態度惡劣, 我就偏偏要同L你計到足!! 法律冇規定要畀貼士呢回事架喎!!
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was so unfortunate to bump into a terribly rude CCB taxi driver today, even my colleague said we were like quarrelling with each other when i talked to him.. anyway i not only felt like quarrel with him, but instead wanted to give him a good slap on his blardy face.. even he is 60 years old, with his hell attitude i really won't respect this old man at all, he is truly a big sarker, really pissed me off..
driver: why didn't you tell which block? i have to pay for coming in you kow?
hello uncle, have already told the control center that we are waiting at the security booth, you just drove in like nobody's business, and make us searching for you.. do you think you are paying?? nope, you will be charging that into my fares won't you?? just got in the taxi and got treated so badly, don't blame me for being fussy..
driver: where?? that one in KL Sentral? don't you know there are also two in Jalan Ampang and Jalan Sultan Ismail?
hello uncle, we have already told you Plaza Sentral of course it's in KL Sentral.. and for your dumb info, the one in Jalan Ampang is Wisma Central and the one in Jalan Sultan Ismail is Central Plaza.. don't just know the word Sentral and thought you f**king know everything!! go back study the KL map more before you come to drive around in the city!!
driver: i can't go back from here, why did you ask me to stop here??
hello uncle, i'm dropping off here so of course i ask you to drive into the lane and stop here, you aren't just stop by the roadside right?? why the hell you wanna f**king make an immediate u-turn here, even the blind could see this is a one-way road!! have told you well to stop here, then go further down to make a turn back, it's you who just don't listen and wanted to turn back straight away!! don't you f**king know the traffic rules??
driver: only fifty sen and you are asking me for that little change?
hello uncle, if it were not you i would even be very happy to give tips.. but looking at your farking face and sarking attitude, i purposely want to be calculative like i've never been before!! there is no law here to state that tips is mandatory, so just shut your f**king mouth up!!