2014.04.09 | 臭屁游戲

[Volume 9 Issue 4, #1880]

天呀!! 大家快睇下呢隻壞蛋Fing-Fing, 睇下佢對可憐的Julius做緊乜??!! 真係衰格.. 不過Daddy又話, 其實以前佢同家姐仲係細個嘅時候, 都係玩呢個「臭屁游戲」㗎喎!! 係唔係難以想象?? 根據Daddy親口證實, 當然要兜口兜面放屁俾人聞唔係件容易嘅事, 因為你個屁股稍微靠近一啲, 人家都會即刻彈開啦, 所以整個屁股對住人家放屁, 成功率唔會超過三成.. 咁可以點樣呢?? 好簡單, Daddy話大家其實可以用手捉住自己篤屁, 揸實拳頭, 不動聲色咁行過去對手身邊, 然後一個出其不意, 趁屁仲係「新鮮」嘅時候, 一嘢將手臭屁掟去佢塊面上!! 保證對手完全冇閃避嘅余地, 殺佢一個措手不及, 呢個方法相當有效, 可以話係幾乎萬無一失㗎!! 哇哈哈哈哈~~ 咁大家有估下通常係邊個贏呢?? 係Daddy定佢家姐呢?? 嗯, Daddy就話其實都算係打成平手嘅, 直至到某一日..

OMG!! look at this naughty Fing-Fing, see what he did to poor Julius??!! so bad.. but the Daddy says he used to play this "game of fart-fighting" with his sister when they were still young, can not imagine that?? according to the Daddy, of course it won't be easy to fart right onto the face, because when your butt tried to get closer, your mate would have run away, so the probability of a successful attack like this is less than 30%.. what you could do is, catch the fart with your hand, grab it firmly, walk calmly to your mate and then without a warning, quickly throw the gas onto his/her face while it is still "fresh"!! your mate is sure left with no time to respond and nowhere to hide, so this is always almost 100% successful!! muahahaha~~ guess who always won?? the Daddy or his sister?? well, the Daddy would say it has been quite a tie, until one day..