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24.05.2010 | 自打嘴巴

星期六喺火車站見到呢張海報, 由電動火車舉辦嘅《與我們的快樂時光》攝影比賽.. 我即刻有靈感要影啲乜嘢囉, 而且仲諗埋每張相要放嘅「開心」描述添喎..
  1. [火車到站] 嘿, 好開心啊!! 總算望穿秋水, 等咗超過四十五分鐘, 企到腰酸背痛腳仔軟, 火車終於都肯浦頭喇!! 你睇月台上幾百乘客面容, 係幾咁喜極而泣?? ^_^
  2. [乘客上落] 嘿, 好開心啊!! 你睇乘客上落, 大家你推我攘, 幾咁同舟共「擠」?? 完全反映我哋國人嘅風度噃!! 仲有啊, 大家互相幫忙推乘客入車廂, 唔駛郁動架, 幾咁守望相助吖你話~~
  3. [出站情況] 嘿, 好開心啊!! 到站喇.. 六個閘口, 四個入兩個出, 成列火車幾百乘客同一時間蜂擁而出, 兩條長龍迎接零星入站嘅乘客, 大家都好守次序繼續排隊喎.. 幾咁友善吖你話~~
大家話我得獎機會高唔高呢?? 我話實畀人劈埋一邊喇, 好明顯係剃人眼眉喎.. 唉, 電動火車啊電動火車, 明知自己服務一無是處, 仲大言不慚格硬要人影啲開心時光, 係自打嘴巴囉.. 本來無一物, 為何覓塵埃??
i saw this poster at the train station on saturday, it was a photography contest organised by KTM Komuter on "Happy Moments with Us".. immediately i came out with idea on what to capture, and i'm even ready with the captions to put for each of the photos indeed..
  1. [trains arriving] yeah, give me five!! the train has finally arrived!! after waiting for more than 45 minutes, i can stop suffering from the aches on my back and legs as a result of waiting already!! look at the faces of each of the waiting passengers, they are all weeping with happy tears!! :)
  2. [boarding train] yeah, give me five!! look at the boarding passengers, see how coorperating everyone is by pushing each other into the train?? see how much effort everyone is putting in to promote our culture.. and wow, you don't even need to moved but will be pushed forward into the train, how selfless!! :)
  3. [leaving station] yeah, give me five!! finally arrived.. there are as many as 2 gates out of 6 available for the hundreds of passengers exiting at the same time.. two long queues of excited passengers waiting to leave the station while happily welcoming the sporadic incoming passengers, how friendly!! :)
so what are the chances do you think i can win?? well i think my photos are sure to be set aside, because i'm obviously being ironic and cynical.. haiz, komuter oh komuter, don't you know you render us the lousiest service, and still expecting happy moments with you?? oh come on, don't try to contradict things please~~
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105 comments:

  1. hahaha. that's wat i thought. KTM got happy moment one meh?

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  2. AHAHAHAHAHA~
    i seldom take this KTM, Monorail thingy one.. AHAHAHAHA....

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  3. But i heard my KL friend said hor, really really like Sardine one.. AHAHAHAHAHA.. totally cannot move one..

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  4. u no need move also got ppl "push" u out and "push" u in..

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  5. u want to stand stil, dun want move also a big problem leh..
    WAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. so funny..

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  6. though, i seldom take the train, but i had an experience being squeenze and cannot move one.. =.=

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  7. last time loh.. university apply hostel one, everyone rush to library to register ma.

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  8. then early morning, already crowded, and happened to be, i was in the 1st waiting row loh..

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  9. coz kiasu ma.. wtf.. later no more 心水hostel leh..

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  10. then hor, when the library opened, i was being pushhhhhhhhhhhhhh, and lekat at the glass door, totally couldn't move.. =.=

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  11. so torturing.. just lekat there, =.="
    then my friend succeed to seludup inside and rescued me..

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  12. damn painful coz she had to pull me from the crowd.. wtf, then really totally like sardine, CANNOT MOVE AT ALL..

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  13. i think the KTM is around the same gua.. wahahahahaha..

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  14. so pity.. conclusion..
    buy a car.. ehehehehe.. but buy car in KL also jam till u crazyyyyy

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  15. i think the KTM is trying to turn despair into delight by organizing the contest lar...well, at least they try AHAHAHAHAAHHA.....

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  16. "haiz, komuter eih komuter, don't you know you render us the lousiest service, and still expecting happy moments with you?? oh come on, don't try to contradict things please~~"

    I have not taken the train for ages so I cannot comment on the services but like most public services here, I dare not expect too much so that's why your last statement got me laughing...yeah happy moments?

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  17. It has been ages since I took KTM trains.

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  18. But my parents still take train as senior citizens are given discounted price.

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  19. Train travel is too slow, compared to driving on highway. Not to mention delay.

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  20. In those days when there was only single track, if one train broke down, all other trains were affected.

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  21. Now double tracking project is ongoing. Hopefully such delay can be minimized.

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  22. I hope one day Malaysia will have super fast train traveling at 300km/h.

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  23. But I suspect Datuk Tony Fernandes will oppose any plan to build high speed rail in Malaysia, as it will be a threat to AirAsia.

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  24. And, you know, Datuk Tony Fernandes is the idol of many Malaysians. If he says no, nobody dare to say yes.

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  25. Back to KTM Komuter:
    One train in 30 minutes is unacceptable.

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  26. At the minimum, there should be a train in every 15 minutes during busy hours.

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  27. The stations should also be upgraded. At least passengers should be sheltered from sun and rain.

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  28. halo SK. so cham one ah? i never go for it. lol. i dnt even really like d bus at here, all oso pushing one.

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  29. how come only 2 gates available one? i wonder it took how long for passengers to come out. :/

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  30. 45 mins is really long enough! can nap lor. :<

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  31. 哈哈哈
    落车果一刻 就系最开心一刻啦
    因为终于解脱啦

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  32. haha~ aiyo... u need to perli like this meh?

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  33. Change caption to 'un'happy moments......ha ha ha!

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  34. Wait until hair turn white also the train won't come! :p

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  35. 哈哈哈,你影埋相加埋D描述,肯定“攞硬奖”啊!!go ahead!!

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  36. 拍火车不能准时开动,拍人挤人的丑照,拍冷清清的车站。。。

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  37. Perhaps you shud participate and blog about it, maybe nextime u take KTM they reserve a VIP room/seat for u leh....hahaha

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  38. The word KTM makes me think of constant breakdown ...wait and wait and wait.."keretapi anda akan tiba 10 minit lagi..."

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  39. You want to win prizes or not? Then you have to think positively lo. haha.......Good luck!

    I used to take KTM too and always have to be 'kiap' like sardine. Sweat like hell! and have to breath people's sweat. Train delayed and BROKE down also kena. But those were the days. A good experience also la.

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  40. LOL we should probably take lots of ugly shots and send them to their "happy moments" contest to remind them of how "happy" we are indeed!
    +Ant+

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  41. 我最最最開心就係轉車時要過條車水馬龍嘅馬路,好過癮好好玩囖!真係開心死啦!

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  42. I think they meant happy moments from them, when they saw u guys squeezing lol~

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  43. Haiya, during peak hour, everywhere also can see this kind of "Happy moment".

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  44. 哈哈。你真的很抵死咯!这样都给你想到。。。我坐KTM最担心就是给人扒钱包。。还有那些外劳的 “臭狐”。。。简直是“能人所不能”啊!

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  45. i wouldn't want to take train, i still prefer to drive or take a bus.

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  46. Hahaha...apa boleh buat jiran! Memang ini macam lo.... sigh!

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  47. 咸丰年前,搭过唯一嘅一次火车去吉胆岛,所以同KTM都冇乜缘分!不过,话时话,你啲构思咁精彩,我buy you win!哈哈哈~~~

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  48. 是的 应该很多乘客真的会十分开心
    原因: 拍下来很多与ktm不开心的时候 然后给ktm 看 让他们知道乘客的感受 直接了当的投诉,开心 XD

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  49. 哈哈哈!
    你真搞笑!
    看你要怎样拍出你所谓的情形?
    要看到那些人‘开心’的样子哦!
    不知拍得出来吗?!

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  50. That bad, huh? Hope someone from KTM Komuter will read your inputs and initiate improvements.

    SK, I think you should submit your entry - if nothing else, it would serve as feedback for improvements. You'd be doing Komuter users a HUGE favor, including yourself. Think about it.

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  51. i will be only happy if they dun everyday also syok syok cancel a few train.

    bcoz of this, i rather drive myself and stuck in the jam. at least i can arrive faster after the jam than waiting for their train...

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  52. I have fairly bad experience with KTM! :/

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  53. I still remembered there was this one time where I had to wait for 2 hours. :/

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  54. Sorry for you have to bear with the long wait and the packed sardine every working day. Gotta 忍 bro! Heard 100 忍 becomes gold, now you are at 99 go for it another 1 more to go to receive the gold..

    Think you should submit your entry so as to put fire under their seats to wake them up. tQ.

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  55. Medie007:
    haha, yalor, when i saw that poster, this is what came across my mind: got happy moments before meh?? hahaha~~

    Donna:
    haiz, you are in JB then you dunno how pathetic we KL people are when taking this KTM lor.. really like your friend said, always cancelled and delayed and push here push there and squeezed like sardine lor.. you name the worst scenarios, they've got it all lah.. wah, got so kua zhang or not?? so how many people are there competing with you to choose the 心水 hostel?? i thot send in application and then the university will make the necessary arrangements one?? you talked like as if you were there to the JUSCO members day, everything from 70% discount like that lor.. hahahaha, i can imagine you lekat on the glass, so UGLY~~ :D

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  56. manglish:
    errr, maybe that is what they are trying to do, to switch people's perception on their ever lousy service.. but you think this will work, a dirt on your clothes is still a dirt, no matter how small it is, it's always very obvious right?? oh well..

    Mei Teng:
    hmmm, maybe you should try to take the komuter one day.. try your luck and see if can ever experience all those lousy services all at a single day.. just like what Pak Lah did two years back.. hahahaha!!

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  57. khengsiong:
    hmmm, maybe one day you don't drive and try to take the komuter with your parents together.. remember it's the komuter and not the intercity train ok?? well, we have always been informed about the service level and hardward upgrade from KTM, but it's just like the chinese saying 只聞樓梯響, 不見人下來.. well, not to say i look down on them, but really there's nothing that make me feel confident with them at all.. if Tony Fernandes is going to run the KTM, i'm sure it's gonna be so much better, agree??

    Caroline Ng May Ling:
    when you're in KL, give it a try and you'll truly understand what i meant here, hahahahahaha!! yalor, stupid lah, they should do it the other way round.. more gates to exit than coming in mah, cos exiting passengers are at one time, while incoming passengers are sporadic..

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  58. imyuyu:
    落車嗰一刻都未算係, 因為都仲要排長龍等住出站啊.. 出站閘口竟然少過入站閘口, 你話咩道理吖??!!

    L²:
    i'm just telling the fact lor.. if they can be so ironic to organise that "happy moments" contest, so can i be cynical right?? :D

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  59. Pete:
    hahaha, if they change the contest to "unhappy moments", i am sure they will get overwhelming responses!! hahaha~~

    Mandy Ling:
    haiz, yalor.. if lucky then wait for like 10 minutes, if you are unlucky then have to wait for more than 45 minutes also no idea if the train is coming or not.. ridiculous!!

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  60. Rebecca Kheng:
    哈哈, 其實我都想架, 就係特登影埋佢哋啲衰嘢, 等佢哋自己睇清楚自己嘅真面目.. 歡樂時光吖嗱~~ :D

    the happy go lucky one:
    i just cannot stand them organizing the "happy moments" contest, so ironic!! that's why i'm gonna by cynical also~~ :p

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  61. 单身汉:
    其實我真的有想過要拍那些照片的, 不過不成功啦, 火車站擠了那麼多人, 而且火車遲遲不來, 我已經火到沒有mood了, 呵呵~~ :D

    -KeO-:
    that is exactly what i've been thinking of.. purposely being ironic to let them know how lousy actually are their services to the public.. well, i don't expect anything but at least create the own awareness..

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  62. smallkucing:
    yah, that is exactly the image of KTM right?? but you're lucky because you can still hear that "10 minit lagi".. what i normally hear are "30 minit" or "tergendala" or "kelewatan"!!! really saddening..

    mNhL:
    err, nope, i don't intend to win any prize because they prizes are not attractive to me at all.. if i ever take part in the contest, i will do what i mentioned in this post, to let them realise how lousy are the services they render.. hmmm, those were the days huh?? but i guess it has never improved any, and still it is - delayed and breakdown often.. @_@

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  63. Gratitude:
    oh yeah, that is exactly what i'm planning to do if i ever going to take part!! ugly shots with ironic caption for each of the photo.. so that they know how "happy" the passengers are.. :D

    海市蜃樓:
    哈哈, 唔止架.. 除咗過馬路, 重要行段好超長嘅路, 上落好多梯級架!! 你話幾有心幫我哋強身健體?? :)

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  64. Kelvin:
    well, maybe when i sent those ugly photos with ironic captions.. they will really be their "happy moments" when judging the winner huh?? hahahaha~~ :p

    Chin Weng 茶先生:
    err, you are not totally right.. not even during peak hours, but sometimes off-peak also like that one.. this is what you call strange huh?? come to KL and experience it yourself.. haha :D

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  65. 发白日梦^^:
    他們既然搞"快樂時光", 我當然也應該配合一下嘛.. 不過肯定是要幽他們的壞服務一默嘛, 對沒有?? 我有試過啊, 有一次就是電話在KTM給人扒去了都不知道.. 唉!!! 無言~~

    wenn:
    errr, if you can avoid taking komuter, please strongly do so, else you'll regret.. :D

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  66. uLi.佑莉:
    haha!! kalau tak boleh buat apa-apa pun, at least i think i should take those ugly photos and patch them with these ironic captions.. to make the aware how bad their services are.. agree??

    edward:
    咁你算係幸運囉.. 咸豐年前嘅電動火車服務非常好架, 開始嘅時候仲贏盡口碑, 因為準時吖嘛.. 不過而家就每況愈下喇, 被人鬧到吐口水都已經係等閑事架喇.. 我個idea好呀呵?? 係唔係"攞硬獎"啊?? 哈哈:D

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  67. 安东尼:
    哈哈, 對囉對囉, 這就是我本來的構思, 把這個當著是投訴的管道!! 不過他們肯定會filter掉的啦, 乘客沒有可能看見的.. 所以等我下次再搭KTM的時候, 再拍那些照片然後放在blog, 呵呵~~ :D

    Ashley:
    哈哈, 其實不用怎樣去設計, 因為隨便在火車站一拍, 就可以拍到那些很糟糕的情形的了, 輕而易舉啦, 呵呵!!

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  68. HappySurfer:
    errr, it's that bad really.. but do they really initiate improvements?? that's what i've been hearing, lots of planned improvement on facilities, but yet still didn't see any, and worse still, service is going worse!! yeah, you also agree with my approach huh?? not intending to win any prize, but i guess this would be a very efficient channel to lodge our complaints huh?? i am really seriously considering doing so, hahaha..

    Garfield:
    yah, delay and cancellation of trains, this is perhaps the image that they render to us right?? yeah, i agree with you, if you can avoid taking the KTM, please do so, or else you'll end up being a frustrated passenger!! hahahaha~~

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  69. Tekkaus:
    hmmm, then you should give it a try to experience what i've written in this post if you ever have chance to come to KL, i'm sure you'll love it!! hahahaha.. oh, you waited for 2 hours?? isn't that bad enough already??

    Bananazஇ:
    err, lucky that i don't often take KTM because the line from my house to office it PUTRA, so i consider myself super fortunate for this.. i have a colleague who takes KTM to work, and i can really see him being immuned to all those lousy services already.. well, i just have to 忍 right?? there's really nothing i can do right?? haha, you think i should do that also?? let them aware how lousy the services are.. hahahaha!! :D

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  70. happy moment? sound very funny. see all the faces in ktm, not happy and angry.. should ask najib go to take ktm during office hour without giving any early notice

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  71. 看到車來那刻
    真的會喜極而泣
    哈~

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  72. I'm ready with my Nikon D70 to capture those happy selfish moment of those selfish girls and guys.

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  73. hooray! finally i was able to blog hop today!! Give me five!!

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  74. LOl, so inthe end you failed to take some photos..

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  75. that's the reason why i never ride on a train
    1.So hot inside....
    2.The smell oh not so good...
    3. I always enter the train so late so i have no choice but to stand and wait for another passenger to go out... but sad to say someone faster thn me will take the seat

    4.i agree with the pushing thingy.. they're abusing my thin body Huhuhuhu

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  76. The only advantage you can get from riding a train is that you can reach your destination much faster than any other passenger vehicle..

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  77. oh so you bring your camera everywhere you go? that's nice...

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  78. have a great day Sk and Happy blogging

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  79. no lah.. university will arrange for first year student, after that need apply urself already loh..

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  80. i not very remember the detail actly, coz too long ago already, like 3 years ago.. =.=

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  81. if not mistaken if u want special condition, like certain room mate, which hostel, then need fast fast go apply one...

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  82. if not, maybe u will get a stranger as ur roomate for a year.. like that where got siok one la.. ahahahahaha...
    that's why apply loh

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  83. yea... i no need think also can imagine how ugly..

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  84. Do it! Do it! Do it! And good luck with your entry. Who knows, they might even give you a prize for good feedback. Eh?

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  85. the most possible your happy moment with KTM are
    - sleeping while holding to the pole in the komuter (any pole in KTM?)
    -get to smell the most significant smell, combination of sweat, bad breath, etc etc.
    -can enjoy the moment of being closest to another human being.

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  86. 真的是咯
    还会有快乐时光吗?
    多余==+

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  87. Wois:
    haha, that's why i think it's very funny for them to expect something "happy" from the angry and unhappy customers lor.. haha, good idea, let's get Najib to go and take KTM to go to his office and back home from office during those peak hours.. :p

    十六夜真人:
    哈哈, 真的哦, 因為等到快要崩潰了, 火車來的時候, 真的會喜極而泣的, 沒有誇張!!

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  88. TZ:
    hmmm, yeah, shall we collaborate on this?? hahaha, you shoot the photo and then use my captions!! hahaha, that must be lots of fun then~~ :D

    bluedreamer27:
    oh?? what's wrong, you have problem to blog hop these few days?? nah, too packed and my angry mood doesn't allow me to take any photos, haha.. oh, same thing in the Philippines?? yeah, it's really very unpleasant being trapped and pushed in a packed train, if i can avoid that i will surely do.. errr, in our country not necessary, driving is always faster than taking trains.. hahahaha!! yeah, sometimes i bring along my camera in my bag, just in case it comes in handy~~ :)

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  89. Donna:
    orr, same thing for my university lor, 1st year normally very easy to stay in campus, but later cannot lor, most probably application rejected and have to find places outside de lor.. haha, then you all must one group go and apply together one lah?? of course more shiok if friends staying together in the same room lor.. if stay with stranger, then also dunno what will happen later one.. only 3 years ago ah, my uni life is more than 10 years ago lor, hahahaha!! i very old already one..

    HappySurfer:
    hahaha, if i do that, i don't even think i will be able to win any prizes!! they want "happy" moments remember?? hahahaha.. and i'm sure they won't publish their ugly side to the public right??

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  90. Ghostly Nana:
    hahahaha, good idea and suggestions for that!!
    #1: there're poles, and everyone is trying to get a place to grab on that.. so need to stretch the arm, and squeeze in the crowd to get hold of it!!
    #2: oh, this is definitely!! but i guess in order to take this shot, must act a little bit to show the face expression eih??
    #3: oh, and must choose the ugly ones to make this idea more obvious.. :D

    天王之子:
    就是囉, 所以我說他們大言不慚, 爭大眼睛說謊話囉.. 都不知道有沒有人參加囉, 因為這個題目很難!!! 哈哈~~ :D

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  91. 哟~难倒你咯!喜欢你的形容词~好好笑哦!

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  92. i thought you post something new today as i see an update from my blogger dashboard hehe

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  93. good morning Sk... have agreat day and hapy blogging

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  94. Chris Chia:
    我就是想這樣來酸他們囉.. 服務那麼差, 還想要我們找甚麼"快樂時光", 很諷刺囉.. :D

    bluedreamer27:
    haha, that was supposed to be a scheduled post.. but before that i posted it to test the layout and edit a bit, and then retreated it.. that's why you see the blog missing last night, haha!! yeah, you have a great day too~~ :)

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  95. aw i see hahah i thought i will have a chance to chop at that day...

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  96. so sad i still have no chop here hhah...

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  97. anyway i am looking at your header.. i saw your pics and a picture of a sexy lady on the side... h,mmmmm so intriguing LOL

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  98. haha, you are very ironic but that's funny for me instead!! i agree with you, i really can't think of any happy moments with KTM.. maybe just like you said, only when the train arrived!! haha!!

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  99. hahaha one more my comment u will get 100 posts. i dont want to be first commenter but i want to be 100th commenter.

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  100. due to ur statement, i think it is impossible u win the prize. you snap all unhappy moments with us.

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  101. i have thousand of question to ask our sohai government... why why why...

    but they will never listen to our voice... because they are damn busy think how to suck money from us.

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  102. Ever experienced 'coz of the untimely schedule of the train, it affected my airticket to E.Msia and costed another RM500/-+ from my pocket. I think this type of NO TIME attitude is uncalled for in Msia. Very ashame as compared to our host country!

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  103. bluedreamer27:
    hahaha, there are only a few timeslots that i will post a new entry.. 8+ morning, noon, 6+ evening or 11+ at night, every after 2-3 days, quite predictive you can come and trap me!! haha.. hmmm, sorry but the ladies are not that clear yeah?? i just used those online photo effect website to do this banner, hehe..

    victor:
    that is why when i saw that poster, immediately i thot "do we have any happy moments with KTM at all??", haha!! and yeah, maybe with those ugly photos, but slightly twisting the caption we can get that happy effect right?? :D

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  104. CH Voon:
    haha, so you think being the 100th commenter is more meaningful huh?? ok ok, then i can rely on you to make my entries at least 100 comments lor?? yeah, that's why lor, really don't feel embarrassed asking people to take happy moments photos with them woh.. i sure know i'm not gonna win, but at least i want to "shave their eyebrow" mah, hahahaha.. haiz, you read the recent headlines, that our country will bankrupt in 2019?? thanks to those people lor..

    Anonymous:
    hmmm, not surprising to hear that actually.. and the train being late is not the worse, it's that you can't do anything to ask them to pay you back the RM500 you have spent because of the late train!! yeah, this is definitely uncool.. next time, never rely on the train if you're rushing to the airport, get other alternatives.. :)

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