噚日去戲院睇《哈利波特》, 覺得套戲有啲悶, 所以唔覺意瞌著咗幾次.. 但係其中有兩次矇矇矓矓中聞到冤臭嘅屁味, 成個人當堂清醒晒.. 嘩, 好冇品囉, 竟然喺戲院入邊放屁!!
又唔可以怪人嘅, 放屁係一種生理上嘅基本反應, 控制唔到係天經地義嘅事.. 好似最近我都有感自己多屁放, 經常都唔覺意咁失控.. 不過我會顧及形像嘅, 儘可能做到若無其事瞞天過海, 呢招高呀老實講~~ 領教過我「功力」嘅朋友們, 請接受我嘅誠心道歉, 好嗎?? :p
講開又講, 喺出邊梗係要保持「低調」啦, 不過自己一個人喺屋企嘅時候, 我就唔會拘禁喇.. 一於谷衡股氣, 整一擊連串響徹雲霄, 係就係麻甩咗啲, 但係好舒服喎!! 哈哈..
發覺最近都十分響亮有力, 唔知係唔係肥, 屁股多咗啲「鬆」肉嘅關係哩?? 哈哈~~ :D
went to watch "Harry Porter" yesterday, found it not really exciting that i dozed off several times in the cinema.. but i vividly remember smelling farts two times, till i was kind of awakened by the smell.. wow, farting in the cinema, that was really a thoughtless act..
come to think about it, can't really blame people as farting is really a reflex response, it's very uncontrollable.. just like i do think i have a little too much of farting recently, of course i still protect my own image by doing it rather stealthily so that people won't realise or at least think it wasn't me!! and i gotta say, this is something not easy at all, haha.. to friends who have been "bombed" by me before, please accept my sincere apologies, hehehe~~
more to mention, i only do that stealthily out there, but if i were to be alone at home, certainly i won't be so tightening to myself.. i'll normally boost up the power and do that loud and propellant, ya i know i know, it's kind of disgusting, but hey you just gotta agree with me that this is the most comfortable way right?? haha!!
i realised it gets louder ever recently, most probably it's because i'm getting fatter, and my flabby butt meat causes so?? LMAO :D