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27.07.2009 | 一股作氣

噚日去戲院睇《哈利波特》, 覺得套戲有啲悶, 所以唔覺意瞌著咗幾次.. 但係其中有兩次矇矇矓矓中聞到冤臭嘅屁味, 成個人當堂清醒晒.. 嘩, 好冇品囉, 竟然喺戲院入邊放屁!!

又唔可以怪人嘅, 放屁係一種生理上嘅基本反應, 控制唔到係天經地義嘅事.. 好似最近我都有感自己多屁放, 經常都唔覺意咁失控.. 不過我會顧及形像嘅, 儘可能做到若無其事瞞天過海, 呢招高呀老實講~~ 領教過我「功力」嘅朋友們, 請接受我嘅誠心道歉, 好嗎?? :p

講開又講, 喺出邊梗係要保持「低調」啦, 不過自己一個人喺屋企嘅時候, 我就唔會拘禁喇.. 一於谷衡股氣, 整一擊連串響徹雲霄, 係就係麻甩咗啲, 但係好舒服喎!! 哈哈..

發覺最近都十分響亮有力, 唔知係唔係肥, 屁股多咗啲「鬆」肉嘅關係哩?? 哈哈~~ :D
went to watch "Harry Porter" yesterday, found it not really exciting that i dozed off several times in the cinema.. but i vividly remember smelling farts two times, till i was kind of awakened by the smell.. wow, farting in the cinema, that was really a thoughtless act..

come to think about it, can't really blame people as farting is really a reflex response, it's very uncontrollable.. just like i do think i have a little too much of farting recently, of course i still protect my own image by doing it rather stealthily so that people won't realise or at least think it wasn't me!! and i gotta say, this is something not easy at all, haha.. to friends who have been "bombed" by me before, please accept my sincere apologies, hehehe~~

more to mention, i only do that stealthily out there, but if i were to be alone at home, certainly i won't be so tightening to myself.. i'll normally boost up the power and do that loud and propellant, ya i know i know, it's kind of disgusting, but hey you just gotta agree with me that this is the most comfortable way right?? haha!!

i realised it gets louder ever recently, most probably it's because i'm getting fatter, and my flabby butt meat causes so?? LMAO :D
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30 comments:

  1. 好多朋友都話套戯好鬼死悶,所以我冇入戲院睇。放心,響屁通常都唔會好臭,我每日都會放屁。正常正常.

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  2. dunno if there's any 'fart filter' in the market huh? sure very laku one..
    try someone farting in the lift... lag mau mati oo....

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  3. SK, it must be those 'silent killer' types...hahha.

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  4. 哈哈哈!受罪受罪啰!
    讲开又讲,放屁虽是正常生理反应,但放得太频密,可能是肠胃不好。放得太臭的话,可能有便秘 ;)
    到了我们这种成熟又有智慧的年龄,以上的问题也是常见的。我觉得不是屁股松肉问题啰 :P

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  5. Some people have no qualms about doing that loudly too in the office. Eww...

    I think you're right, people with broader butt-cheeks do it louder. Oops!

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  6. omg~ hahaha~ lolz...
    u arrr....

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  7. haha, what a post topic....:-)Anyway it feels good to fart.

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  8. LOL, yea, fart at home or when alone is the best!!!! But if ppl smell really not good la, even though family also not good. :P

    Danny: If fart in lift, and then "wen lift" lagi best! LOLOLOL

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  9. hmmm sometimes its abt the bowel health, and sometimes its abt the food we eat i supposed. sometimes i also have difficulties controlling it :P *cover nose*.... lollll...

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  10. since the movie is quite boring, the facting smell can let u “提神”

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  11. hahahahaha remind me of you... at the perfume section :P

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  12. 这套戏其实真的很闷!我也在戏院睡了两趟!哈哈!

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  13. 放屁的功力深厚喔!有时候,我都会静静放无声屁,然后别人说臭的时候,我就将它嫁祸给别人。。。哈哈哈哈哈 !!

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  14. 吃素啦,就没太多的屁。

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  15. 你好恶心哦!哈~哈~ 这样都可以啊!

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  16. Hope you never did it stealthily when I talked to you at gym lor. Hehe, next time when I smell something odd, sure I suspect you 1st lo..hehe.

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  17. at first i thought it's about southpark seeing cartman there then as I read through your write up....it's a stinky post! =P

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  18. 海市蜃樓:
    其實又唔係好鬼死悶嗰隻, 係冇之前幾套精彩咁啫.. 邊個話響屁唔臭?? 我嘅係又響又臭喎, 哈哈哈哈!!

    Danny:
    hmmm, i kind of come across this gadget in the internet.. you put that over your ass, and when you fart, they will at least kill the noise if not filter the odour.. hehe, innovative huh??

    Mei Teng:
    hahahaha, i guess so.. there was once when i did it in the perfume section, not even the fragrances can beat me, hahahaha!!

    bluesole:
    哈哈, 我特地把一鼓作氣改成一股作氣的囉.. :p

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  19. 雪芬:
    你對喇, 我通常會比較多屁放是因為那一天還沒有去便便, 而且也可能是吃了太多熱氣東西, 哈哈哈哈!! 真的嗎?? 放屁的響亮度和年齡直接成正比?? 有根據沒有?? :p

    HappySurfer:
    hahaha, i can ensure you with my dignity that i am not considered those kind who likes to do it loud in public.. i only do it loud when i'm a lone, hahahaha!! hmmmm, how well do you think broader butt-cheeks create louder fart?? hahaha :D

    Leu:
    haha, this is something very natural, nothing to feel shy about right?? :p

    Grass:
    hmmm like you say i never run out of topics to blog about, especially weird ones, right?? hehe, yah, farting is always feel so good.. hahahaha :D

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  20. Freedom09:
    haha, of course will only do that when alone in the room lor.. i'll also respect my family one mah, cannot let them "suffer", hahaha!! :D

    Medie007:
    nope never, i don't eat durians!! so you won't have the luck to get durian farts from me, hahahaha!! :D

    the happy go lucky one:
    hmmm i think it gets especially frequent if i had not gone to the toilet for the day, hehehe!! wow, i hope you don't do that while in your pharmacy, or else your customers will suffer a lot.. but you could explain to them it's the chemical smell?? hahahahaha!!

    Wois:
    hahaha, then i would rather prefer something more pleasant to help me 提神 loh.. :p

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  21. 單身漢:
    哈哈, 對對對!! 就是那種釋放自己不受約束的感覺.. 不過一定是自己一個人的時候啦.. :D

    傑士:
    hahaha, you still remember that!! wasn't that a really classic moment?? i still remember what you said lor.. hahahaha!! :D

    曉慧:
    哈哈, 我是真的睡了兩趟的.. 而且我也有點不很明白整個故事在說甚麼.. 和那個最後表明身份的half-blood prince有何關係..

    发白日梦^^:
    嘩, 想不到你是比我更"高明"囉.. 通常如果沒有人發現的話, 我就會瞞天過海若無其事.. 不過如果有人問是不是我的話, 我會承認囉, 亂亂嫁禍於人很沒有品德哩~~ :p

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  22. Chin Weng 茶先生:
    有根據咩?? 其實豆類食品可能會導致更多的屁哦, 還有薯類食物.. 哈哈!!

    Chris Chia:
    看你如何看待囉, 放屁本應是很正常的生理反應啊.. 其實一點也不惡心的嘛.. 呵呵呵呵!! :D

    K|E|E|N|Y|E|E:
    hahaha, i think even if i do that in the gym in front of you.. you won't realised that lah, since you kept talking and walk-walk-stand-stand there, you're too busy to stay at one place to smell my fart!! kekekeke :D

    Ayie:
    haha, once in a while i like to blog about all this stinky things.. i actually don't think they are disgusting, but it's really something very natural.. hahahahaha!! :D

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  23. Haha. Really gross. Harry Potter not nice? Wanted to watch but not yet watch it. Then have to reconsider the decision to watch it in cinema or wait for DVD...

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  24. 哎... 這是一种難堪的悵惘

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  25. Superman:
    haha, depends on how you view that - it's either natural or gross.. not to say not nice, but compared to previous ones, it's really like lacking of the magic..

    tagnan:
    惆悵?? 點解放屁會惆悵啊?? 我覺得係舒暢先啱囉, 唔係咩?? :D

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  26. haha farting in cinemas? quite embarrasing leh.. but i have never experienced it before la.. lol

    HP wash okay in my opinion.. =)

    kenwooi.com

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  27. kenwooi:
    hahaha, but i think if you farted in the cinema, nobody will ever come over to accuse you, unless you really did it very loud!! hahaha, so always keep your fart quiet dude... kekekeke :D

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