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31.07.2013 | 非同凡響

[Volume 8 Issue 7, #1763]
可能大家會覺得係一個頗難以啟齒嘅話題, 不過我真係有感近幾年自己係放多咗屁咁.. 可能我有長期食乳酪嘅習慣, 所以肚內嘅菌製造不少氣體, 又或者真係我自己個消化系統有問題?? 不過都係我自己嘅事啦, 我其實係有感而發, 想話問下各位讀者.. 當你放咗屁之後, 你會(a) 坦然承認, (b) 咋咋臨行開, (c) 繼續留低扮冇事發生, 有或者(d) 即刻將矛頭指向其他人?? 哈哈, 對我而言, 當然唔同情況之下我會有唔同嘅反應動作啦, 熟朋友面前我會坦然承認, 如果人少少我會靜靜地行開, 如果當時有多人在場我就會詐傻扮矇, 至於降罪於他人, 就當然只有係細個嘅時候冤枉其他同學啦, 呵呵!! 老實講, 好多時候連我自己都會頂唔住我自己嘅臭屁囉, 哈哈!! 話是話, 有冇人可以解釋到點解喺浴室同泳池內放屁, 會特別臭嘅呢?? :D
maybe some may find it a taboo topic to even talk about, but i think i have been farting more in recent years.. maybe i've been eating yoghurt and the bacteria produced more gas in my guts, or it could really be my digestive system?? anyway, that's my problem, but this inspired me to ask my readers a question here.. if you just farted, are you one who will (a) honestly admit, (b) quickly walk away, (c) stay on the spot pretending nothing happened, or (d) quickly blame somebody else for doing that?? hahaha, it will be different reaction at different situation for me i would say, i admit in front of close friends, walk away if there are just few people around, stay and pretend if there are a number of people around, and finally blame other classmates only when i was a kid at school, hahaha!! frankly, i have to admit many times even myself could not take the unbearable smell of my own farts, hahaha!! by the way, anyone can explain why it's more smelly if you fart inside bathroom and in the pool?? :D
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106 comments:

  1. If I have farted...I would smile. Haha :D

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    1. haha, you only smile?? even when no one realized that and you smile on your own?? haha~~

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  2. I thought farts stay the same all the time? It depends on the food you eat?

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    1. of course it depends on what you have just eaten.. i don't think the smell will stay the same all the time.. hehe!!

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  3. If you eat durian, your fart durian! If you eat petai you fart petai. LOL :D So gross~

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    1. oh, luckily i don't eat durian and petai at all, so my fart will never smell like durian or petai!! muahahaha~~

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  4. It's more smelly if you fart inside bathroom or in the pool??! Yucks! I've never done that so I wont know. I'll never jump into the pool if you are in it SK!!! >_<

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    1. never at all?? i don't believe, surely there are times you cannot control and at least farted inside the bathroom.. i think it's because of the dampness so the fart cannot "diffuse" well so it stays at one place~~ :D

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  5. LOL at the topic today.

    Great pictures accompanying the post too! :-P

    Have a great farting day ahead. Heh heh

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    1. Mak Glam....why so "high" this morning? Kena "poison gas" by AH Boy ka ? :p

      ahem/...farting day or fasting day ?

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    2. I'm fasting today.

      Tummy no gas to do a farting day galore. Lol

      Hmmm... I'm waiting for someone to make a dissertation on farting. Sure informative, right? :-D

      Happy Wednesday afternoon everyone! ;-)

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    3. Eh! Harlow! Mak Glam tunggu Anay kah? I dunno how to make a dissertation on farting lah. I better keep quiet lah and swallow my own fart. Muahahahaha

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    4. Anay write down grandmother story.

      Very entertaining one.

      Not long, winded and boring ramblings that goes on and on.

      Wei! Cepatlah come out stories on kentut! LOL

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    5. hahaha, yes, i found this picture from the website and it's some very very ancient Japanese drawings, cool!! even people then already had FART as an important topic, muahahaha~~

      oh yeah, we surely are looking forward to reading Anay's nenek kebayan stories about farting.. i am sure he has had very interesting experience~~ :p

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    6. Nah! I found this grandmother farting stories here to share lah.

      Where does fart gas come from?
      The gas in our intestines comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our guts, and gas produced by bacteria living in our guts.

      What is fart gas made of?
      The composition of fart gas is highly variable.
      Most of the air we swallow, especially the oxygen component, is absorbed by the body before the gas gets into the intestines. By the time the air reaches the large intestine, most of what is left is nitrogen. Chemical reactions between stomach acid and intestinal fluids may produce carbon dioxide, which is also a component of air and a product of bacterial action. Bacteria also produce hydrogen and methane.
      But the relative proportions of these gases that emerge from our anal opening depend on several factors: what we ate, how much air we swallowed, what kinds of bacteria we have in our intestines, and how long we hold in the fart.
      The longer a fart is held in, the larger the proportion of inert nitrogen it contains, because the other gases tend to be absorbed into the bloodstream through the walls of the intestine.
      A nervous person who swallows a lot of air and who moves stuff through his digestive system rapidly may have a lot of oxygen in his farts, because his body didn't have time to absorb the oxygen.

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  6. If you don't go regularly to toilet, then your fart definitely will smell bad.

    Imagine those gas had to pass through a clogged colon. Eewewww hshaha

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    1. oh yeah, that's very true!! i think i fart most frequent and most smelly if i didn't go to toilet for the day, hahahaha!! and that imagination you mentioned exactly explains~~

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    2. What makes Ah boy's farts stink?
      The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.

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  7. keep quiet and pretend nothing happen unless someone say it out.

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    1. hehe, so you will very honestly admit if somebody speak out?? good boy~~ :p

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  8. hahah...what a disgusting photo and topic today !

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    1. I think fart's smell depends on what u eat. And if u have constipation, the smell will be terrible !

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    2. I taught my kids to admit if they farted. Usually, they will says 'excuse me' and laughed away.

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    3. But if adults, i think it will be quite embarrassing to admit farting. Just like what u say, depends on situations. haha

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    4. Farting is good. At least get rid of the winds in your tummy. Eating ginger will makes you fart a lot.

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    5. LOL...once J fart in the car I asked Who prooot? He happily say "ME!". That time so darn funny when hear he admit it

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    6. hehehe, sometimes i just like to be different.. the more disgusting the topic is, the more i feel interested to blog about.. oh yeah, it's actually quite natural for us to fart lah, but then sometimes just have to control ourselves especially when there are other people around.. i think i fart more if i have eaten potatoes~~ :D

      hahahaha, next time if J does that ah, must shot a video and then share with us.. i want to see that also~~ :D

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    1. If in public places, i will just pretend nothing happen, lol...

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    2. Haha, same here! :p

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    3. hahaha, yalah, that was what i meant with pretend it wasn't me if there are many people around.. cos they just cannot tell who just farted~~ :D

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  10. So today is about releasing internal gas! hahahaa... anyway, frankly, mine one no smell one..hahahaa..believe it or not.. maybe it is due to going two time per day.. lepas already ma.. hahaha...

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    1. wah, you so good one ah?? your farts all not smelly at all?? or you have been to used to the smell and already immune?? hahahahaha.. hmmm, but good lah, meaning your colon is very clean~~ and oh, because you always detox!! :D

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  11. Good morning SK and guys!

    Haha, fart topic! I think you've blogged about it last time? :p

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    1. Eh eating yogurt results in more farting? I love yogurt, but din't notice I'd fart more wo!

      But I know certain food helps in farting, like potato and petai, hehe~
      Actually farting is very normal la, caused by the food we eat, the air we swallow, and also like you said, the bacteria living inside our body.

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    2. And with the 4 situations you asked, I think I belong to B and C most of the time. Haha xD
      I won't admit it, cause usually no one dare to ask also la! I mean the people surrounding me don't usually ask this kinda question. If we smell something smelly, we'll just keep quiet, or if really beh tahan, just walk away.

      And I won't blame people also, I don't find it funny la! It's actually quite embarrassing, so don't blame people la! :p

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    3. And speaking of farting, my son farts a lot everyday, followed by poo poo, haha xD
      To hear him farting anytime anywhere, is something very normal to us already!

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    4. Erm more smelly in the bathroom? I guess may be due to the small space la! So the smell can't 'spread' off fast.
      Try to 'catch' the fart and hold in your palms and release them close to your nose, it's the same theory, heheheh :p

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    5. yeah, i blogged about farting before but i think not the same story though the same topic lah, haha!! it's exciting to talk about fart sometimes, don't you think so?? hehehe..

      very true lah, sometimes if your fart is loud it's rather embarrassing, has to depend on everyone's EQ then lah.. if nobody speaks out then pretend nothing happened lor.. and Aden always fart?? hahaha, must be very cute lor.. i mean baby farting is rather cute to me instead of disgusting, hehehehe~~

      aiyoh, catch your own fart?? hahaha.. last time i always did that, catch my own fart with hands, and then throw that right on the face of my sister!! muahahahaha, how naughty!!!

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  12. Farting is good - gets rid of wind.

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    1. hmmm, then i guess our Mayor farts a lot right?? :D

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  13. Fart in the pool, can smell kah? I thought you would only see the bubbles?

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    1. of course after the bubbles, you would probably get the smell.. i think you always move to other place after farting that's why you can't smell~~

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  14. If your fart is smelly, you're constipating - been eating too much meat...

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    1. errr, not really constipating.. even before i do my daily stool in the morning, i may fart and the smell is just horrendous!! hahaha~~ yeah, perhaps i have been eating too much meat :D

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  15. Make sure you avoid petai - I can imagine the stench all around the house...

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    1. no problem at all.. i don't eat petai and durian at all.. haha!! :D

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  16. I love farting in the plane - the engine noise will drown it out but everyone can smell... Hehehehehehe!!!!!

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    1. Waah! This STP has farted so many comments here today! I can smell all your lines of comments. Good Boy!

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    2. OMG, i will make sure that i don't get into the same plane with the Sibu Food Mayor!! he loves bombing the passengers with his horrendously smell farts!! faint!!!

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    3. This Sibu Food Mayor eats so much!!! his farts must be musical and dangerous! It could cause turbulence for the planes in midway putting all the passengers' lives in great danger!

      The sounds are produced by mammoth vibrations of STP's anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus. Contrary to a popular misconception, fart noise is not generated by the flapping of the butt cheeks. The fart explosions in midair will cause volcanic vibrations to push open the emergency exit doors!!! Have you seen a flying Suituapui in the air? muahahaha

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  17. My mum farts a lot but it's not smelly. When she does it at home, it's fine. But when she did it in public, I would tell her to move to places where there are less/no people. It's not nice to do it in public.

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    1. As for me, I would quickly go to the toilet and do it. And try to drown the smell with the flush. Then spray the toilet bowl with detergent. That will get rid of the smell definitely!

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    2. My late boxer farted a lot too and it's smelly. :)

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    3. I think when a human or animals fart too often, sometimes they had tumours or ulcers in their stomach. That's early bad signs of deadly sickness ahead.

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    4. oh, Wenn is so polite and courteous!! i will never do what Wenn practices, hmmm, perhaps we all should learn from her!! go to the toilet and flush your fart.. but then, errr, i am afraid before i reach the toilet, the fart has already come out~~ :D

      oh, really TM?? when a human or animals fart too often, sometimes they had tumours or ulcers in their stomach?? that's scary and makes me worry~~

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  18. Well for me to choose the answer, it depends on what situation an where we are first. Most probably will take B!

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    1. yeah, of course we react differently under different situation lah, there's no absolute rule right?? :)

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  19. Fart is something natural and it is beyond our control.

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    1. haha, true that it's very natural.. but i think some can be controlled while some are uncontrollable lah~~ haha!! :D

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  20. 泳池內放屁会闻到meh?

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    1. 會嘛, 怎麼不會?? 可能我的屁比較厲害吧?? 呵呵~~ :D

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  21. Hello Big Farts! Good afternoon bloggers. How many times did you fart today?

    I think I farted once today and it was a big one in the morning. I went to toilet to empty it and my toilet bowl was full of shit.

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    1. I like to drink ginger tea so that it could help me to fart better. The louder my fart is the happier lah.
      The "wind" in our bodies is very harmful in the long run as the "wind" could cause various deadly illness. The Chinese Medicine has many ways to excrete those wind through farting, burping and back body scrapping (Guar Sar)

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    2. Once in a while I would blend fresh ginger into pulp with added water. I would smear the ginger all over hands and legs to detox my skin. I was told that those traditional massages which uses jamu, kunyit and ginger would help to cleanse our bodies completely and remove wind. I tried the ginger bath once and my elbows grew reddish bumps after that. It was signs of detoxification.

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    3. hmmm, i never bother how many times i farted in a day lah.. if not mistaken perhaps about 5 times?? hahaha, and 5 times means 5 rounds and within each round there may be a few farts at once, geez!!

      oh yeah, i've heard about ginger being a very good food in excreting the "wind" from our body.. but i guess what makes me fart more is potato.. i guess almost after everytime i ate french fries, i fart tremendously!! hahaha~~

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  22. Jangan takut
    Jangan kuatir
    Itu kentut
    Bukan petir

    How's the pantun, SK? :P

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    1. wow!!! lina's kentut is always as loud as petir?? muahahahaha~~ i am very interesting to hear that, next time record that and share with us~~ :D

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  23. Here's another one I found and copy & paste for you :
    Pantun kentut
    Oh....kentut,suaramu begitu halus dan lembut
    Seperti suara burung perkutut.
    Bila ditahan sakit diperut,bila dikeluatkan banyak orang yang ribut.
    Oh....kentut,engkau bersemayam didalam perut.
    Bila berbunyi.....put....put.....put.hahahahhahahaha........

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    1. aiyoyo, from where you find so many pantun kentut?? hmmm, i guess i shall google this topic and see how other people are presenting this topic, haha~~ :D

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  24. This reminds me that my friend fart in the LRT.... since I can't smell so I don't mind about it, but is the fart's sound notice me and my the other friend!!! =[

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    1. hahaha, maybe that's what people say 響屁不臭, 臭屁不響~~ :D

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  25. I would choose (c) lo, don't know why, that's what I always do, but even I fart also, seems like no one around me notice that, hahaha!!! =]

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    1. hahaha, usually people will suspect a guy farting first, and thinks a pretty girl never fart!! how unfair~~ :D

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    2. Hahaha, cause pretty girl always have great impression, so when it comes to such an embarrass thing, people won't believe is from them lo!!! =]

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  26. Vanaakam! Oh boy one fart only got 70 smelly and non-smelly farted comments..lolz

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    1. that's because the blog owner also joined in the discussion fun baru can get 70 comments lah~~ :p

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  27. Inside the bathroom is because the room is very small, is like in the lift, everyone can smell it easily!!! =]

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    1. hmmm, i actually somehow think that the water molecules will have chemistry with the fart molecules, creating even smellier fart!! could be right?? :p

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    2. I don't know, maybe...but the swimming pool is quite big, no everyone will be aware of the smell, maybe it's for those who has sensitive nose lo!!! =]

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    1. errr, can fart and eat at the same time one meh?? i know i fart when i am sleepin~~ geez!!

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  29. But in the pool...??? You mean in the water??? Can smell in the water??? Hahaha, or you mean the gas goes up to the air and everyone can smell it??? Is that possible??? @.@!!!

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    1. hahaha, yes, in the water!! errr, bubbles sure got lah, but maybe you have not done that before?? try doing that one day and see if it's more smelly?? :D

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    2. Hahaha, I would dare to do that la, if really have to fart, I'll go to the corner side to fart so no one can notice that!!! =]

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  30. Fart immediately gets connected to the famous poet 蘇東坡 Sū Dōngpō with his epic 八風吹不動 *Eight wind does not move* but with merely one FART 放屁 *fàngpì* has blown him miles away.

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    1. wow, Bananaz!! that really impressed me a lot, hahaha!! you can even link farts to 蘇東坡??!! salute salute~~ :D

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  31. I would choose B or C. Haha.

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    1. hehehe, it would depend on the situation for me to choose what to do :p

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  32. Fart in the water can smell meh? I thought it would be dissolved in the water.

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    1. yeah, i think so.. or perhaps my fart is really terrible ones that nothing could cover them!! hahaha~~

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  33. Some people like the smell of their own fart, haha.

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    1. oh, retarded!! i definitely won't do that at all, hahaha~~ :D

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  34. lol, funny sei~ farted like that~

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    1. farted like what?? you?? hahaha~~ LOL :D

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  35. I fart a lot too, almost everyday, I wonder why also. But, not so smelly la! Except on the day, I took durian and petai.

    I remember I farted while jogging on the treadmill, that time I was with a lady friend. OMG! It was so smelly, because I ate petai the night before. Then, only 2 of us there, sure she knew that was my fart. Luckily no handsome guy there that time.

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    1. Sometimes, when you fart, don't mean you have poo poo to shit one. Farting means you have "wind" in you stomach only.

      Like that, SK and Yannie have lots of wind in the stomach, why ah?

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  36. well i must admit a fart a lot
    haha but mine has no sound nor smell
    haha i wonder why

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  37. anyway, i think you would be abnormal if
    you wont do so, haha i mean
    i supposed there's no person who doesn't
    fart haha

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  38. and it was hard to hold,haha it would give you tummy ache if you do so, i've experience that a lot in the office i have to go to the cr first to release it

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  39. by the way i have good news sk,
    i have receive the package you sent me last may,
    i know it looks way better back then when you sent it unlike how it was now, anyway i'll upload the picture later

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  40. have a great day and happy blogging sk
    take the best of care and god bless you

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