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18.04.2013 | 曱甴見愁

[Volume 8 Issue 4, #1707]
我唔係怕曱甴, 而係非常之痛恨曱甴, 每次一見到曱甴, 我就即刻有將之消滅嘅衝動!! 我仲記得大概廿年前某一個晚上, 正在熟睡嘅我突然被耳內某啲嘢整醒.. 就係有隻嘢捐咗入去, 爬唔返出去!! 當然, 耳朵內有隻嘢已經好唔舒服, 想話拎支棒撩佢出嚟, 反而令到佢更加驚恐, 結果就往耳內捐得更加入!! 當然就有點痛啦, 折騰數十分鐘之後, 忍唔住往耳內滴幾滴驅風油, 終於隻嘢都停止爬動, 大概係昏死過去了.. 最後終於可以拎支棒慢慢撩佢出嚟, 雖然撩出幾塊碎尸, 但係就好肯定佢係一~隻~大~曱~甴!!! 真係令人百思不得其解, 咁大一隻曱甴究竟係點樣捐入我隻耳㗎呢?? 難道我啲耳屎咁香咩?? 哈哈.. 自此之後, 每當我見到曱甴嘅時候, 就要佢不得善終!! 南無阿彌陀佛大慈大悲~~
i am not afraid of cockroaches but indeed hate them deep down into my bones, whenever i see one, i will definitely find ways to kill it!! i still vividly remember one night about 20 years ago, i was soundly asleep while out of a sudden i felt something in my ear and was awaken.. something must have crawled into my ear but could not escape out!! of course when you have something inside your ear, you don't feel comfortable at all.. so i took a stick trying to draw it out, but that frightened that something and it crawled further into my ear!! that for sure caused a pain and after more than ten minutes of torture, i could not take it anymore and dropped some medicated oil into my ear.. that must have made that something fainted and it stopped moving.. finally i was able to use that stick to draw it out, though it came out in a few pieces but i was very sure it was a huge cockroach!! i was utterly puzzled, how could such a huge cockroach crawled into my ear?? are my ear wax really that fragrant?? haha.. and since then, when i see one, i care for nothing but to bring it to death!! namo amitabha~~
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  1. Morning!!! This is so scary!!! =[

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    1. I always see cockroach walk around my hourse but I not dare to kill it!!! =[

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  2. Me also not afraid of cockroach...

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  3. But am curious why the cockroach go till your ear there...

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  4. 最後點搞佢出嚟啊?單睇你文字形容已經好恐怖~~~

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  5. Good morning everyone, long weekend is here for us in Perak. Tomorrow is Perak Sultan's birthday. Malam Jumaat and tentu malam sudah dating. Yeah!

    By the way, SK, I scared of lizard more. I hate lizard more.

    I will chase or flush cockroach down to the drain when I see it.

    I will spray Ridsect on lizard, make the lizard drowsy and sweep the lizard with broom and then also flush it down to the drain.

    Namo amitabha!南無阿彌陀佛 南無觀世音菩薩 !

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    1. Good Morning Yannie and Ah Boy!

      Horrors! This Thambee murdered a hungry roach who was seeking delicious waxed food inside your dirty ears!!!

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    2. Yannie, I am not afraid of lizards. In fact, I love playing with baby lizards. I would catch them and put them inside my palm & submerge into water!!!! Wakakakaka..... Anay's evil laugh!


      That was when I was so young and stupid lah. Now I would kiss the lizard and pat its head. No more torture!

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    3. SK is very clever, he killed the cockroach with some medicated oil.

      If Anay, sure Anay will spray his expensive Ralph Lauren EDT inside his ears.

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    4. Yiieerrr, huge roach in Thambee's ear. How can it squeeze its way into Thambee's small ear hole?

      I hate roaches and lizards. I'll whack cockroach whenever I see them and spray Ridsect to lizards. Amitabha, Ah Hua would reincarnated as insect or pest next life.

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    5. Ah Hua so damn cruel. Sure become insect lah. I think you better choose to be a butterfly instead. Can flap wings and fly to all the hua hua in the gardens!

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    6. me not scared of lizard coz lizard eat mozzie.

      but i hate roaches.


      aiyoh ah boy describe it like that till my bulu roma also crawls......

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  6. Hey, Thambee I saw you digging your ears many times with your toes! What is so surprising that your ear holes are so big until cockroaches could just do trading inside? That poor cockroach probably wanted to lay eggs and nest inside your ears but got drowned & killed instead! Poor lipas!

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    1. Ya la! That tell me how big his ears are, and how stinking his ears are. Aiyoyo, cockroaches love his ears, because it full of shit.

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    2. Yeah SK's ears stink and ooze out puss & sewage fluids. All the lipas hari-hari mari!

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    3. eee...you so wat tat la, Anay.....geli i hear it.

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  7. I bought a Cockroach repellent device from Groupon as I always worried that cockroaches might crawl onto my bed. The smell of it is enough to send me chills and shivers.

    The device actually works by emitting some dizzy frequencies up to 100+ feet, so all the cockroaches will visit my neighbours instead. Some were dizzy and just passed out upside down on my floor.

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    1. Is that repellent device so powerful? This is interesting. Can it work on lizards as well?

      There was once a tiny baby cockroach crawl onto my bed, I blamed it all to my son, because he liked to have his bottle of milk before sleep. Then he dozed off with the unwashed bottle beside his head.

      I scared him by saying the cockroach will find its way into his mouth after feeding on his bottle. It works! :)

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    2. It doesn't work on lizards lah. They should invent repellent devices to scare away lizards, ghosts and thieves!

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    3. really works ah,Anay. What brand? If yes, i wanna buy too . I hate lipas la.

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  8. Hey thambee, I suggest that you hang some moth balls around your head and neck when you go to sleep, it will prevent insects from visiting you. Most important is to tape your mouth shut when you sleep as you always slept with mouth wide open!!! So many mozzies flew inside like a plane hangar!

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    1. Muahahaha! My daughter sleeps with her mouth wide open and I watched in horror one day when a small cockroach crawled towards her on the bed.

      p/s: cockroaches on bed story, please refer to my comment above :p

      p/p/s: no more cockroach on the bed now, since Ah Hua has took up the job as a temporary pest terminator!

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    2. aiyo........your story makes my skin crawls la Ah Hua

      last time me and sis go petaling street buy those mango potong. So pot the black cili sauce lor...

      half way syok syok makan my sis say STOP dont move.....she pull out a baby lipas from my lips...YUCKS!!!! vomit!!!!


      one more time was in a restaurant ordered kat chai suen moi drink....saw some dark specks floating on the drink...look properly was babies lipas...a lot...maybe from the suen moi la...lucky never drink...from that day onwards...bann jor...dare not drink kat chai suen mui from that shop...

      one more was makan shop in Subang Jaya. Family dinner...you know la...big table usually they will add a bit round wood geh...they open that table all the lipas come out ...so geli...i no eat the whole night,..,..kept looking under the floor and table in case one lipas come

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  9. Good morning, SK and all! That night, my boy showed me a video of a doctor removing a dead cockroach from a patient's ear bit by bit! Horrific!

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    1. Last time, I always made sure that my kids didn't sleep on the floor as cockroaches were mainly crawling on the floor.

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    2. it's best to put cotton balls to plug our ears if there's a risk of cockroaches crawling into our ears.

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    3. Got such video?? Happened in Malaysia?
      Yerrr... I sure don't wanna watch it, nightmare!

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    4. I don't think cockroaches can run into my ears. I wear ear plug everyday when I sleep.

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    5. I don't even wanna watch that movie...

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    6. Yannie wear ear plugs to sleep????? I think Jin Jin probably snores like wild pigs when he sleeps!!!

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    7. No la! I like Jin Jin's snoring sound. I feel so secure when I hear his snores.

      I started wearing ear plugs when I slept in my rented room in Penang, because my apartment was next to a Mosque that time. Since then, I can't sleep well without two spongy things stuck in my ear holes. I bring my ear plugs every where I go.

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    8. oooo.....i dare not wear ear plug when zz coz scared if got fire I cannot hear leh. I know it's very dumb la but just me old fashion la

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  10. Whenever I see cockroaches in my kitchen or bathroom, I will surely kill them. I use the newspaper or the broom or even slipper to do the job.

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    1. at least you dare to kill them using newspaper and broom...but me useless...usually i usue the spray for lipas

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  11. Good morning SK and guys!!

    Eeee today's topic very disgusting ! Me same like you, HATE cockroaches!! But I do afraid of them at the same times....

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    1. And that incident of yours... so SCARY!! Did the croach left anything inside your ear?? I think no la right, since it was 20 years ago already... Your ears/hearing is still perfect, right?

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    2. I hate cockroaches not only because they are so ugly, also because they move so fast and some even can fly! So scared they will fly to my body leh~
      And actually only pregnant cockroaches fly. But like you said namo amitabha, pregnant or not I still have to kill them!!

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    3. I think the best way to kill a cockroach is using slipper or a wet cloth, and we must act faster than them! Don't hesitate, just hentam kasi dia! Usually it works for me... hehehe..

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    4. I dun even dare to take slipper or anything, I 'll just scream...

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    5. Hayley, only pregnant cockroaches fly? Really, ka? I thought all big huge a** roaches fly!

      If pregnant, lagi kena kill la. Must kill all its offspring. Amitabha!

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    6. She crazy lah! How can pregnant cockroaches fly with so many heavy eggs?? Sure crash landing into SK's mouth!!!! Muahahahahahahaha

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    7. lol Anay!

      When sleep with mouth open very very dangerous, everything fly or crawl will go inside the mouth.

      Lizard on the ceiling will also poo poo and the shit will also drop inside the mouth.

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    8. I hate those flying roaches la....and beh tahan their smell

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  12. 善哉 善哉; 罪過 罪過 shànzāi shànzāi; zuìguo zuìguo :),

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  13. No cockroach in my house. I pay pest control company to come and spray every two months. If got cockroach walking around, I call them to do extra spraying. Don't want cockroaches korek my ear! LOL

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    1. eh can ah? I thought only for anai anai. Can spray for roaches ah. How much? is it very exensive. me very keen coz you now i have a lot of books la

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  14. I don't like lizards. But I don't kill lizards.

    :(

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    1. my FIL see one lizard he will kill one lizard. Me tarak kill. Neutral towards lizard. They help eat mozzie mah so me tarak anything agains them la except berak merata rata

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  15. Good Day everyone, today SK has a very interesting topic - Uncle Roach!!!

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    1. I hate cockroach, I hate lizard and I hate mouse too...

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    2. I'll scream for help!!!

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    3. But there's one day, Calvin saw a big cockroach He scream for help! Mummy comes to the rescue! Since my boy is screaming, I kenot scream, I must stay calm and be brave. Then I killed it by throwing a bottle of shampoo. To make sure that cockroach die on the spot, next I spray Ridsect....

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    4. Calvin praised me and said " Mummy Hou Liao"

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    5. If my husband is around, I will manja and scream like seeing a ghost, but if husband is not around, I will do whatever I can to chase the cockroach and lizard away.

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  16. Eeeky, your episode! Surprising that the pressure inside your ear did not keep it out. Good thing you managed to get it out and smart thinking too with medicated oil.

    I've eaten bbq'd cockroach once when I was a kid. Yikes, right? At that time somehow there was no fear. It tasted nice, like any other bbq'd meat. No second time though, thank you very much! LOL

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    1. SK, this reminds me of a newspaper article (with pictures too) I read just the other day. It's about an eel (that's right the fish kind) that had to be removed from a man's behind in the hospital.

      The guy tried that as a pornographic stunt he saw earlier but couldn't get the eel out. According to the article, this stunt is a popular pornographic stunt in Japan.

      We learn new things everyday. don't we? :D

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  17. Eyewwwwwww!!!! Your house so dirty!!! Must call pest control lor....

    I remember one hotel in Kota Kinabalu - I got up in the middle of the night, alamak - all the cockroaches crawling all over the floor. I refused to step off the bed!!! But by morning, all gone. I never stayed there again. Not really cheap some more, but hotels there all not cheap one...even small simple ones, not really affordable.

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  18. Your place reminds me of Joe's Apartment:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru_EiJgTodQ

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  19. I am not afraid of roaches as well as long as they don't go near me or touch my delicate (cough!) skin.
    What I really don't like about them is the smell...ewww!

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  20. waaah that was so scary sk! i never thought cockroach
    can do such thing now iam scared to them ahaha

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  21. i remember back then i had a very disgusting experienced
    with those creatures i was asleep and then i suddenly feel
    something crawling in my face i can shout or move because i was thinking it might enter mu mouth or something haha

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  22. but i guess nothing is grosser than my aunt's experience
    haha she was enjoying her meal then all of a sudden she felt something crunchy was in it and then she found out it was cockroach
    ewww

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  23. honestly i was not scared at it i just find them filthy
    and they have this icky smell going on their trails

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    1. but for a second thought if it's a flying one
      then i probably be running haha!

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  24. okay im getting chills thinkin of these disgusting stuff
    but then your story was the scariest i've heard so far

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  25. have a great and god blessed day sk,
    take care and always enjoy blogging

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  26. Wow! What a horrible experience!! A huge cockroach inside your ear? Worse than Fear Factor! LOL!

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  27. I share with you the hatred for cockroaches. They are dirty and yucky!

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  28. omg 这是一个恐怖的经历!我只是被它“经过”我的手,也是睡觉的时候,迷迷糊糊就扫开。

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  29. And yes, I will definitely kill a cockroach when I see one. It's an automatic response. LOL!

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  30. Normally I will take a newspaper and whack the cockroach! But sometimes they fly and I hate it! Then I have to resort to Ridsect. After spraying it with Ridsect, it's easier to whack it. But I will never use my hand to whack it - so dirty and filthy! Yucks!

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  31. Eeeeerrrrrrrr.....the way you describe it ah makes my skin crawls...i super duper HATE COCCROAHESSSss......

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    1. cilaka....when i was pregnant that time...i saw one roach and spray lor....i tried to find the "si hai" but couldnt find. WHolenight turn on the light to zzz.

      mana tau the next night i feel something crawlly on my big tummy.... grrr....turn on the light it was that damn roach...tak mati.......arghhhhhhhhh

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  32. yikes haha... cockroach is actually my biggest fear hahaha especially those flying once

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  33. are you sure it's cockroach? maybe it's a bug or something

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  34. anyway... my auntie had the most craziest experience with cockroach. It was brown out (power outage) and we're eating and she's with us.. She suddenly tasted a crunchy thing on her meal and guess what that's cockroach... yikes

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