18.04.2013 | 曱甴見愁

[Volume 8 Issue 4, #1707]

我唔係怕曱甴, 而係非常之痛恨曱甴, 每次一見到曱甴, 我就即刻有將之消滅嘅衝動!! 我仲記得大概廿年前某一個晚上, 正在熟睡嘅我突然被耳內某啲嘢整醒.. 就係有隻嘢捐咗入去, 爬唔返出去!! 當然, 耳朵內有隻嘢已經好唔舒服, 想話拎支棒撩佢出嚟, 反而令到佢更加驚恐, 結果就往耳內捐得更加入!! 當然就有點痛啦, 折騰數十分鐘之後, 忍唔住往耳內滴幾滴驅風油, 終於隻嘢都停止爬動, 大概係昏死過去了.. 最後終於可以拎支棒慢慢撩佢出嚟, 雖然撩出幾塊碎尸, 但係就好肯定佢係一~隻~大~曱~甴!!! 真係令人百思不得其解, 咁大一隻曱甴究竟係點樣捐入我隻耳㗎呢?? 難道我啲耳屎咁香咩?? 哈哈.. 自此之後, 每當我見到曱甴嘅時候, 就要佢不得善終!! 南無阿彌陀佛大慈大悲~~

i am not afraid of cockroaches but indeed hate them deep down into my bones, whenever i see one, i will definitely find ways to kill it!! i still vividly remember one night about 20 years ago, i was soundly asleep while out of a sudden i felt something in my ear and was awaken.. something must have crawled into my ear but could not escape out!! of course when you have something inside your ear, you don't feel comfortable at all.. so i took a stick trying to draw it out, but that frightened that something and it crawled further into my ear!! that for sure caused a pain and after more than ten minutes of torture, i could not take it anymore and dropped some medicated oil into my ear.. that must have made that something fainted and it stopped moving.. finally i was able to use that stick to draw it out, though it came out in a few pieces but i was very sure it was a huge cockroach!! i was utterly puzzled, how could such a huge cockroach crawled into my ear?? are my ear wax really that fragrant?? haha.. and since then, when i see one, i care for nothing but to bring it to death!! namo amitabha~~