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04.06.2012 | 香水有味

[Volume 7 Issue 6, #1435]
各位有冇用香水嘅習慣?? 噚日同朋友去試香水嘅時候, 就發生咗件趣事.. 咁去試香水就梗係叫個sales先噴啲喺張咭仔度試下啦.. 結果我因為成大半日未上廁所, 唔覺意咁放咗幾篤陰濕屁, 都幾臭架其實(可能前一晚食太多肉所致!!).. 以為靜靜雞轉個位就神不知鬼不覺, 點知嗅覺敏銳嘅朋友忽然間問:「隻香水陣味怪怪地咁嘅??」.. 佢之後見我面有難色, 就挑通眼眉知道原來係什麼一回事.. 朋友, 你真係了解我囉, 哇哈哈哈!! 其實寫緊呢篇貼嘅時候, 自己都笑到碌地!! :D
do you have a habit of using fragrances?? a hilarious incident happened when i was trying some fragrances yesterday.. well, when you want try a fragrance, of course you asked to spray a little onto the sampling cards right?? coincidentally i have not gone to the toilet for the whole morning, hence i secretly f*rted a little, and i admit they were really smelly (i guess i ate too much meat the night before!!).. thought of staying quiet and moved to another corner, nobody should have realised.. but my friend turned back and asked: "why does this fragrance smell weird as if..", he saw the embarrassed expression on my face and instantly noted what actually happened.. he really knows me well, waahahaha!! just can't stop laughing when i'm writing this actually!! :D
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87 comments:

  1. haha..it's so funny!

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  2. well, that can't be avoided, right?

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    1. Of course with his constant mutton and onion diet, he could cause a Holocaust!!!! Muahahaha!

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    2. now is durian seasons.. maybe SK got eat some durian before. kakakakakaka

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  3. sometimes people test on their skin itself..

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  4. once, when I was in Australia, I wanted to test the perfume. I intended to spray a little but lots came out.

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    1. I quickly wiped away but imagine the over fragrance..

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  5. Constipating, were you? Yucks!!!!

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    1. Must be he "tahan" for so many days lah... That's why the smell come out like that! bwahaha

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    2. He just simply exploded! Shame! Shame! Malu! Malu!

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    3. got follow thru or not?
      fart the follow by something.. kakaka

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  6. Did you buy any in the end?

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    1. He has to buy to cover up "malu" from the promoter. haha

      So did anyone else notice the smell, SK? The leng lui promoter? ;p

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    2. sometimes those girls are very sensitive .. a bit busuk they could able the scent it....

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    3. But SK's friend is a HE.... the "bomb" must be very toxic~~ :P

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  7. haha this is funny, poor you, luckily it was your friend, and not the promoter. Hehe, well when you have to go, you have to go.. no two ways around it.

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  8. muhahhaa,,,, you thought you could use the perfume to cover the f*rt smell... wrong move eh~

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    1. Come to think of it, if that perfume can cover your smell... then that perfume is worth the money to buy! ;p

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    2. some body odour + perfume = vomiting smell... so it's important to get the right perfume.

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    3. I truly agreee.. what is the brand of the perfume?

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  9. Wakakaka, I can't stop laughing while reading this entry of your :D

    Some of my neighbouring colleagues must be thinking I've gone coo-coo on this blue Monday :p

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    1. hehehe .. at least SK kick off your monday blues...

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  10. But your friend is a bit naive and cute leh, how come he cannot differentiate between fart and fragrance? Both smelled like 天 and 地 wert, hihihih~

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    1. maybe he use to smell SK fart.. hahaha..
      so smell also no perasan...

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  11. There's nothing in the world which smell like ammonia.... except flatulence.

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    1. luckily someone did not light up .. if not KABOOMMMMM .. SK will be 100% looks like thambee..

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    2. LOL!

      Er... sure ka, if I collect fart in a bottle and make it into homemade bomb, can work?


      ***psst, how to collect fart in the first place? :p

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  12. Tell me, which brand of fragrance you tested out the other day....

    I'm not going for that one since the smell is so 'unique' and is similar to ammonia gas :p

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    1. Me too!

      I want to know the brand too. But I think everytime I see the perfume, I'll sure remember this post and laugh out loud. Then people will think I'm crazy. ;)

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    2. yah tell me also .. I do not want to get it.. later I smell amonia.. kakaka

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  13. SK, have you swallowed too much air during your meal or maybe your meal is too sulphuric?

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  14. On average, we fart 16 times daily and it usually happens when we are asleep :)

    It's a healthy habit, kekeke~

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    1. that's something new..

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    2. sure boh? fart during the sleep?
      somemore 16 times? I sleep 8 hours/day so I fart every 2x/hour? kakakaka

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    3. No la, SP. You sure got release some gases when you are awake, like example when you are sitting doing big business on your throne? Kekeke~

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  15. I hardly use fragrances as I'm quite allergy to it.

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  16. hahaha I dun really fart when I was in public . . . unless beh tahan I will fart and look at another side lol

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  17. if I use fragrance, I will spray kao kao hahah. if I fart, I usually fart silently, unless the place is dam noisy, u Fart until sounds like gonna bomb whole country also other people dunno haha

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    1. Silent fart smell much worse that the one that sounds like a bomb.

      But I rather fart silently cause noisy ones cause malu only. haha

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    2. yup the golden says .. Silent but deadly.. kakaka

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    3. depends what u all eat la! bawang, durian punya silent fart will be exotic haha

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  18. I dun usually use fragrances, if I use, I sure go out meet some one which is awesome lol :)

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  19. the smell sure unique eh? tell us more about it lmao!

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    1. Unique or not, I don't want to smell it! Muahaha

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    2. I don't want to smell it either, just want to know the brand so I can avoid it in future.

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    3. lol you 2, sometimes even know the brand of the perfume also won't know the outcome of the "smell", either expired or what hahaha

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  20. Yea i use perfume, but not everday la...

    Hmm, i can imagine your friend's reaction that time, haha :D

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  21. I think u eat too many food that cost bomb, not meat, unless meat with onions or potatoes related lol

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  22. Read this post during lunch time...
    dunno want to laugh or not....er.....

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  23. Aiyah! Your friend so innocent one lah! LOL

    Strange smell sure won't come from perfume what! kakaka

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  24. Good Afternoon Bloggers! Where is SP?

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    1. Hello. I am here.. you miss me..
      will be very busy this week..

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  25. Yeeeeee! Thambee you never change!

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  26. You have been fartingggg often since small. You could do it anywhere always!

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  27. You ate too much curry mutton and that stinks! Dei, drink la more lassi or water okei.

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  28. So what perfume could cover up your stinky 'poot' ??

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  29. 你篤陰濕屁都来得几及时的wor.... =.="

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  30. tats a good trick to play at the perfume counter!

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  31. that's embarrassing. ahahahha....

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  32. 哈哈哈笑死我~~~你果然收放自如

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  33. last time when I was in uni time.. I always fart in the house with my frens.. kakakaka

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  34. We even had competition like the loudest fart, the smelly fart.. young mah .. it is like that gher le..

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    1. You're gross, SP... g.r.o.s.s

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  35. It remind me of a very old t shirt..
    it describe all type of farts..
    your is called silent and deadly..

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    1. Old t shirt story, my hubb got one from his buddy as souvenir - a sticky ppl on various sex positions. Kena confiscated by his mom back then, kekeke! She thought it was offensive!

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  36. Last time I use perfume too. but now kinda budget constraint.. so now only put SP's perfume..

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    1. SP's perfume? Do you mean SP's manly BO? Kakakaka~

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  37. my fav perfume is Dunhill fresh...

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  38. nowadays I dont fart.. coz every morning I will finish up my business before go to work..

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  39. I don't like to go to my office's toilet ..
    dunno why... just I prefer my sendirian berhad toilet bowl.. kekeke

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  40. actually it is very easy to detect ppl who fart..
    eg.. I am promoter and SK had fart..
    then I will surely search for the previous person who had farted right.. kakakaka

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  41. I agree with STP.. that if you dont go to toilet often you will fart a lot..

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  42. so SK eat more papaya and do your business more often.. kakaka

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  43. Have u got a name for the new fragrance yet

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  44. hahahahha... i wonder if your gas gonna be a perfume what will be the name?

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  45. haha. eh people trying hard to try new perfume, and smelled yours.

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  46. SK, why you farted at such a timing?

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  47. But, if I were you, I would also move away silently and acted like nothing.

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  48. 呵呵呵~~~~估唔到咁都畀你个朋友闻到啲异香哦!呵呵呵~~~~

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