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19.06.2012 | 笑談瘀事

[Volume 7 Issue 6, #1450]
記得我以前小學時期係好怕醜嘅, 有嘢唔明唔夠膽舉手向老師發問, 就連想去廁所都唔夠膽同老師要求.. 話說有次上上吓堂, 個肚覺得唔舒服, 又唔敢同老師講話要上廁所.. 結果千忍萬忍始終忍唔到落堂, 終於「決堤」便到成地都係喇!! 就係因為隔離同學忽然間聞到有陣異味, 先揭發咗呢件令老師瞪大眼擘大嘴嚇到傻晒嘅事件.. 成班同學霎時間進入兵荒馬亂嘅困境, 真係醜死怪喇!! 哇哈哈哈哈~~ 係唔係好核突, 不過又好搞笑呢??
i still remember i was such a shy boy in elementary school, that i didn't dare to ask teachers questions on any uncertainties, nor i dare to ask teachers for a toilet break.. one i suddenly felt uncomfortable with my stomach in class, but just too freak to interrupt the teacher to allow me a toilet break.. trying to hold as much as i could till end of the class, but out of a sudden all things exploded out from inside my tummy (well, you know what..), filled up the whole chair and dripped onto the floor!! not until my neighbour smelt something stink and shocked to find me sitting still on a pool of creamy poo poo!! i guess the teacher was stunned with what she saw, and the whole class was in a mess, how embarrassing!! so what do you think?? disgusting but hilarious right?? haha~~
by [SK] @ about:

71 comments:

  1. Twilight Man19/6/12 8:49 AM

    Morning!

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    1. yvonne19/6/12 9:35 AM

      Good morning!!

      Grandma TM is so early today~~ As age is catching up, we sleep lesser, hence the early comment ya!

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    2. bluedreamer2719/6/12 10:00 AM

      good morning

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    3. Colors and Grays19/6/12 4:27 PM

      I'm late and was absent for 3 days. lol

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  2. Twilight Man19/6/12 8:49 AM

    Lucky me!

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    1. Yannie19/6/12 11:54 AM

      Lucky you for not pooing in the class like SK ah?

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  3. Twilight Man19/6/12 8:53 AM

    Eeeeeeeeee! I could still smell your poo from this blog post!

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  4. Twilight Man19/6/12 8:56 AM

    I think you are still a shy person today minus the poo in public. Maybe I should buy you adult diapers for your bird day!

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  5. Twilight Man19/6/12 8:56 AM

    How come no one came to comments yet? It is cold cold with haze here..... Hello?

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  6. Twilight Man19/6/12 8:57 AM

    I better come back later...

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  7. lina19/6/12 8:57 AM

    Eeee.... early morning got gross story! SK so terrible!

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    1. yvonne19/6/12 9:36 AM

      It's not only gross, it's very hilarious too!

      I almost puke all my breakfast due to excessive laughing.

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  8. lina19/6/12 8:58 AM

    How come I am the number 2 commenter here? Where's the others? All sleepy ah? xD

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  9. lina19/6/12 8:58 AM

    But then ah, SK... Last time I also got accident at school. So ashamed!

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  10. Hayley19/6/12 8:58 AM

    LOL.. I cannot imagine....
    But I remember the same thing happened to my ex classmate during primary school.. So we remember this classmate til today! :D

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    1. Yannie19/6/12 11:55 AM

      Means, SK's classmates sure remember SK till today because of the poo poo. Haiyo!

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  11. lina19/6/12 8:59 AM

    My Son also got. When he was in Standard 1.

    But once is enough lah. Then we learnt our lesson right? ;p

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    1. Yannie19/6/12 11:55 AM

      My two girls also each happened once.

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    2. Yannie19/6/12 11:58 AM

      The elder was like SK, poo poo at the pants.

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    3. Yannie19/6/12 11:58 AM

      The younger was peeing at the pants.

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    4. Yannie19/6/12 11:59 AM

      Like you said lina, i taught them for not repeating this again.

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    5. Yannie19/6/12 11:59 AM

      I do not want them to be remembered by their classmate for the rest of their life because of their very embarrassing moment like this.

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    6. lina19/6/12 1:14 PM

      the problem is sometimes, like my son said; teacher don't allow them to go out. ANd these kids sometimes wait till last minute (and until cannot tahan) only ask permission to go to toilet. Right?

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  12. lina19/6/12 8:59 AM

    At least didn't happen when SK is an adult! kakaka

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  13. yvonne19/6/12 9:41 AM

    I had an incident during my primary years.... but not happening in school.

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    1. Yannie19/6/12 12:00 PM

      I guess it happened at least once on everyone la!

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    2. Yannie19/6/12 12:00 PM

      If we said like that, SK will surely feel better.

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  14. yvonne19/6/12 9:43 AM

    It happened in my school bus and it didn't involve poo poo.

    I wasn't feeling well that day and after a few rounds in the bus, I vomited on my uniform and floor.

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  15. yvonne19/6/12 9:44 AM

    I got no incident with poo poo though. I got other embarrassing ones.

    Like red stain on my light blue uniform due to menses.... T.T

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    1. yvonne19/6/12 9:47 AM

      Young and inexperience then, don't know how to "handle" that monthly thingy.

      Imagine going into the bus with the stain behind my skirt and I didn't realized it. Then some good ppl (kay poh chee, why can't they ignore it?) tell you about it. I don't know where to hide my face. .... that's was yesteryear.

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  16. yvonne19/6/12 9:49 AM

    I was a shy girl and labelled as "the quiet" one during school days. I never asked questions although I didn't understand teacher's teaching.

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    1. yvonne19/6/12 9:50 AM

      But not until ter-poo-poo in my pant :p

      I only had stepped on others' poo poo on the toilet floor. %^&*^%% didn't know who pooed on the floor. Disgusting!

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    2. Small Kucing19/6/12 10:08 AM

      Stepping on the poo must be during primary school, ya? My school.also have the same thing happening.

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    3. lina19/6/12 1:15 PM

      stepped on poo?

      Aiyoh, that one I also kena! @.@

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  17. Small Kucing19/6/12 9:52 AM

    Iyiu are not alone...though mine doesn't involve poo ppoo

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  18. Small Kucing19/6/12 9:53 AM

    I was scared to ask teacher for a toilet break too

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    1. lina19/6/12 1:15 PM

      Agree.

      Some teacher really won't allow one. o.O

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  19. Small Kucing19/6/12 9:54 AM

    Some teachers can be real fierce

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  20. yvonne19/6/12 9:55 AM

    We all have those embarrassing and hilarious story to tell. And poo poo one is the funniest.

    My girl loves to listen to my encounters, from the newspapers, friends and relatives. Your story here, will be my children's nighttime story tonight :D

    You don't mind me sharing, right? kekeke

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  21. Small Kucing19/6/12 9:56 AM

    Your post brought back memory of one teacher. scary. he wont allow us to go toilet if his class happens to be the last period or near recess.

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  22. yvonne19/6/12 9:59 AM

    Now it's my daughter's turn, asking for toilet break.

    She says she dare not ask her teachers because they are very fierce and wouldn't grant permission.

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  23. Small Kucing19/6/12 9:59 AM

    so what happen next? The teacher clean up for you?

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    1. bluedreamer2719/6/12 10:05 AM

      yeah, I'm interested to know that part too

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    2. yvonne19/6/12 2:32 PM

      Count me in, my ears are all open!

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  24. yvonne19/6/12 10:00 AM

    Keep holding on the bladder... will kena UTI - urinary tract infection, no good leh.

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  25. bluedreamer2719/6/12 10:01 AM

    ahaha... don't worry SK.. you are not alone... we do have our own embarrassing moments too

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  26. bluedreamer2719/6/12 10:02 AM

    I remember my Grade 2 classmate did the same thing...

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  27. bluedreamer2719/6/12 10:04 AM

    and I did have the same experience too though not in school.,.. I attended a party and I think I ate too much then my stomach suddenly felt wierd.. and since I can't find any CR near me... that poop came out of nowhere LOL

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  28. Small Kucing19/6/12 10:04 AM

    I still remember there was one classmate in standard 5 who was unwell. vomited on his desk and was like having epilepsy. that incident not only frighten the teacher but us too. guess that's why I remember it till now

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    1. yvonne19/6/12 2:37 PM

      We always remember the one-who-pooed-in-the-pants or whoever caused mess in the classroom, right?

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  29. bluedreamer2719/6/12 10:04 AM

    and after all... you're just a kid.. that's very understandable haha..

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  30. bluedreamer2719/6/12 10:06 AM

    teachers are like our second mothers so I guess children should not be afraid to approach them...

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    1. yvonne19/6/12 3:52 PM

      No, the teachers are so fierce and before we could open our mouth, they'll stare at you in the eyes and the answer is NO.

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    2. bluedreamer2720/6/12 9:25 AM

      LOL.. that reminds me of a terror teacher that I had when I was in Grade 4 LO.. she's pretty scary indeed hahaa

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  31. bluedreamer2719/6/12 10:06 AM

    thanks for shring SK.. have a great day and happy blogging to you buddy

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  32. 海市蜃樓19/6/12 10:32 AM

    哈哈，咁囖嘅事情居然曾經發生過係你身上，估你唔到喔！

    嘩咪好臭囖！！！~~~~

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  33. MEcoy19/6/12 1:38 PM

    yikesss that is really embarrassing but its ok you were young and innocent back then perhaps you'll just smile when you are reminded of this

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  34. suituapui19/6/12 3:48 PM

    I farted once in class...out loud. Everybody looked back - I did too! At the boy sitting behind me...and everyone thought he was the culprit. Muahahahahaha!!!!

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  35. Genskie19/6/12 4:02 PM

    ewwwwwwww... this reminds me of my classmate when i was in 1st grade... we just suddenly smelled this awful odor in the air... then the last thing we saw was him crying with those.... __________ flowing down her legs... @_@ but that was really embarrassing indeed.

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  36. Colors and Grays19/6/12 4:28 PM

    hey, what smell is that? lol

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  37. [SK]19/6/12 5:17 PM

    what a tiring day, all walking and sweat-soaking.. sheung wan, central, soho to lamma island.. worth doing that to burn the calories I've taken in from all the nice good, haha!! :D

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    1. bluedreamer2720/6/12 9:24 AM

      that sounds very nice... getting so excited with your photos hehe

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  38. choi yen19/6/12 5:21 PM

    真的很"鱼" wor...

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  39. Pete19/6/12 10:24 PM

    Aiyo yo, volcano exploded!!
    Some teachers are quite bad, never want to allow students to go toilet or simply scold whenever we request for something.....

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  40. Koh Kian Fai20/6/12 1:23 AM

    wow, sigh I also dun dare to ask this and ask that when I was in childhood zzz

    people thought I am dumb or what

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  41. Koh Kian Fai20/6/12 1:23 AM

    Good night to you SK, I am here to spam :P

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  42. Koh Kian Fai20/6/12 1:24 AM

    well . . . dun be sad about it, I dun think it is only u kan? :X

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  43. Koh Kian Fai20/6/12 1:24 AM

    yah when I think embarrassing moment in my brain, I either punch myself and tell myself that stop thinking about it

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  44. wenn20/6/12 5:31 AM

    my girl did it too when she was in year 1..I had to clean up for her as I was teaching in the same school.

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  45. 小雪23/6/12 9:16 AM

    不会觉得好笑 只是觉得很可怜
    因为我小学的时期也是很低调的
    上课时间去厕所这种事是很少发生的

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  46. edward29/6/12 8:09 PM

    哈哈哈~~~点解你啲瘀事成日都同屎尿屁有关嘅？呵呵呵~~~~

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