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06.10.2011 | 尖中衰人

[#1251] 雖然由我嘅水桶身形, 大家睇唔出我係去尖之人, 不過我其實得閑時真係有去操一操架.. 之所以咁, 眼見尖中好多衰人真係非常之乞我憎嘅..
[#1251] though from my "oil-tank" body many may not expect i am a gym goer, i do actually go workout when i have the time.. and hence, i've seen many mean guys in the gym that i really hate their attitude..
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  1. I seldom hit the gym lately yikes... I see my baby fats coming back to me now LOL

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  2. ahaha.. maybe the beefed up guys were just trying to boast what they got...

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  3. haha Have you checked how they picked up the phone? Maybe they're multitasking... maybe they're just flexing their muscles while talking to someone over the phone LOL

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  4. Oh I have dealt with those bench conquerors sveral times already... not just in the gym but also in school...

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  5. ahaha LOL @ number 4.... now I'm wondering where the hell they are using their toothbrush too... eeeew

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  6. Happy morning SK.. yay! I'm first today

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  7. haha..no 4 is funny..i didn't know they actually do that!

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  8. I agree with the first 3 rantings.

    The 4th... waaa.... got so many "bulu" to dry one ah? xD

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  9. That's why when I used to go to gym, I'll be there when it opens. At 6.30am, not much shennanigans by inconsiderate fellow gym goers yet. ^^

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  10. Like Bluedreamer27 mentioned, those multi-tasking people are one kind of people. So busy meh?

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  11. Yo, SK, I was so sad when read about Steve Job's death. Then I came and read your blog. You make me laugh out on this sad day. Aiyo.

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  12. 1. This one normal la! They are not shouting on purpose. You know, all men like to shout on excitement. hehehhe!

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  13. Muahahahahahahaha!!! I don't go to gym hence I never heard of the shout and grunt. But I can imagine the sound must be, erm, hilarious?? I know I giggled whenever I see heavy-lifting in Olympic. The "ERRRMMM", "OOOOOCH", "YAAAAAA" really sound funny to me.

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  14. 2. This one I agree with you. We have to be more considerate when using machine in gym. That's not their personal OSIM massage chair wert!

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  15. 3. Some members are too selfish, I reckon. I find this type of people irritating also.

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  16. Well, some people are so selfish that they think they have pay the monthly fee, they are entitled to use the machines, benches, bathroom, etc as long as they want, No one else can tell them off from their territory.

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  17. 4. This one is totally unacceptable. May be they think hairdryer is for hair, regardless where is the hair. Wakakaka! Thank god this one don't happen in lady changing room, at least I never see it.

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  18. This last one is the funniest! Using the hair dryer for groin??!! Maybe next time you'll spot them using hair dryer for armpit hair, kiahahahahaha!!!

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  19. I only go to yoga class. The things that I observed from my class are:
    1. Common-used yoga mats stink. People don't clean up after used, although there's a signboard showing, "Please clean after use".
    2. Sometimes when we do hand stretching, the BO from nearby peer is so overwhelming that I could easily pass out anytime - pls put on deodorant. Basically there's lot of smells :s, like smelly feet and farts (after doing serial of belly contraction).
    3. People bring homemade cookies or dessert meant to be shared. They are generous, but after exercising and then having the sweet food is equal to no exercise at all T______T

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  20. Good one Thambee! I have some opinion as I first joined FF before hopping to CF. Now I am back to FF gym again!

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  21. I found that many beef cakes are at CF gym and they sure love to yell like having climaxs! LOL

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  22. Some CF beef cakes love to parade naked in the lockers area to flex muscles in front of mirrors and show off their ding dongs!

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  23. I laugh like mad at the last one!!! I hate those people too.

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  24. Item#4. They wanna have half boiled eggs for breakfast mah! Hair dryer is for hair and any hair hahaha unless its headhairdryer also confusing coz there are two heads. Then they would come out with bighead hairdryer and smallhead hairdryer..muahahaha arhhhhh never mind..Bananaz never use hair dryer at all haha.

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  25. Sad to hear S Jobs demise when you posted your comment early morning. May he RIP.

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  26. I dont go to gym so I dint encounter such things.
    But there're all kinds of people in this world, sigh sometimes how we wish everyone would be a bit corteous when comes to public utilities, right?

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  27. Thambee, you missed out the part where gym goers love to use face and body towels to wipe their feet! They will place it on the floor and do step-dance on it! KNNCCB!

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  28. Those who use the hairdryer to blow their groins cos their bulu-bulu very tebal like Hutan Amazon! LMAO!

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  29. BananaZ - LOL! Confused with 2 heads??? Kekekekeke!

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  30. BananaZ never used hairdryer? Why? Banana trees got no hair on top!!! LOL

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  31. OMG, I just visited Bananaz's blog and laugh until I got choke and now I couldn't stop laughing @ #4 used hair dryer to blow the groin!!! You guys really brighten up my day, I laugh until my tears come out. muuaaahhh........

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  32. hahahahaha. hairdryer for cock hair?!!! swt

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  33. Haha yeah I seen quite a lot of those in the gym XD

    Some are really annoying!

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  34. No.1 ~ Just to show u got 'kick' ma.
    No.2 ~ Next time says excuse me to them la.
    No.3 ~ Guys also got so many things until can occupied the whole bench ?
    No.4 ~ Gross ! Din know got such disgusting man out there. hahaha...

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  35. Oh! I didn't know you go gym cos you look quite chubby. OK just kidding there! Hahaha!!

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  36. Oh yeah some gym goers like to grunt and yell but luckily I don't see many of them cos I always workout when they are not around! Haha!!

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  37. Machine hoggers are really irritating. Luckily I don't use machines anymore. Save my time!

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  38. Taking up whole bench in the changing room? I have yet to meet such people cos I normally go gym when there is no crowd. The worst I have seen is someone lying on the whole bench sleeping!!!

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  39. Wow!! Really? I honestly haven't seen people blowing their groin using the hairdryer! Crazy!! But I guess if you can use it for your hair on your head, you sure can use it on the hair on your private area. Hahaha!!!

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  40. 一種米養百樣人,慳番啖氣跑多個圈好過啦。

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  41. omg no.4 is so disgusting! they actually stuck the blower into their shorts and let it blow!!!

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  42. Some ppl actually use hairdryer to blow their groin???? OMFG. Disgusting!!!

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  43. Wahlao seriously the last one blow air inside the lower hair . . .

    hairdryers now a days too hi tech can press another button to become cold mode . . . so when they blow inside they will feel the breeze! later kena catch cold GG! 风湿 even more GG LMAO!

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  44. the first 1 let it be la, they wanna Uh-AH they own problem . . .

    so that they will enjoying and do it even more powerful, then you can film it down and show us X)

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  45. 2nd one . . . I believe when you go to gym that time many people lo . . . then they will run it for continue sly till they out of breath XD hehehe

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  46. 第四,真系奇景啊,sk如果再见到影低佢po上来,一定破点击率啊~~哈哈

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  47. some people uses their voice to motivate themself to push harder.

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  48. machines hoggers? people think just cause they paid for the membership they can be like VIPs (very idiotic person).

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  49. how do these people take up the whole bench? lie down on it? D:

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  50. what the hell?! why would guys use a hair dryer to blow dry thir groin? er... that is gross *eyuck*

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  51. 第四项很‘刻突’咯

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  52. #4 is indeed baffling. I imagine a towel would be more efficient in drying off any excess water/sweat/fluid/whatever there?

    SK, have you had the chance to take that survey for Robin? Let's help out a fellow-blogger. Thanks in advance.

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  53. Haha :D Maybe when they grunt...they have more power to wield the dumbells and weight?

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  54. Hahaha :D Well..they have paid for the seats you know.

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  55. I assume that they lockers are already full. That's why have to take up other people's space. :p

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  56. What? Use hairdryer to blow their groin? Maybe they derive satisfaction from the heat and blow on their...groin. LOL :D

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  57. Wow...so many disgusting things happening over there...that's why I don't go to gym. :p

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  58. LOL @ #4!!!! srsly? they walked around naked ah? must be an eyesore.

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  59. 用吹風筒吹啲陰毛又真系幾核突...

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  60. 不過舉重時大呼小叫好似系有科學根據...

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  61. 中國功夫都系有所謂既『哼哈二氣』,既系吸氣時哼一聲,呼氣時哈一聲。

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  62. that #4. That guy must've liked his "telur" well done. LOL

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  63. Lina, you're notty! But I like.. hahahahahah........
    Oops!

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  64. @HappySurfer,
    Notty ah? hihihi

    @kyh,
    AT women's locker room also got ladies prancing around naked. Lucky for me, I've never seen any of them drying their "karipap" hohoho

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  65. Ummm...the hair dryer thingy, would that be what people call a blow job? LOL!!!

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  66. Hahaha!Luckily i don't go to gym!If not i really will get pengsan!

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  67. wow, you sure have a lot of comments haha. i think it's perfectly fine to yell and grunt when working out. nobody complained how bruce lee growls and screams when he fights in movies

    ALoud Asia #2

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  68. 我接受不到咯。。。

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  69. LMOA!!!! The last complaint was darn hilarious!

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  70. Reader Digest suggest 30 mins brisk walks daily is one of the best exercise leh, don't need go to Gym liao, too many I.D.I.O.T... lol!

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  71. i actually thinks it's not an intention but the yelling and grunting comes very naturally from those huge guys.. though i also find them eerie.. :D

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  72. oh, those are really inconsiderate and selfish.. i hate machine hoggers too, come on, the machines are for every member's use and not just yours ok?? and same to those who occupied the whole bench, haiz!!

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  73. wakakakaka!!! LMAO on the last one!! blowing their groins using the hairdryer?? hahaha!! that's really the best joke of the day.. if you can snap a photo of that, then please share with us!! hahahaha!! cannot stop laughing, that's very disgusting!! LOL

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  74. @ bluedreamer27:
    oh you are also a gym goer?? i try to hit the gym more frequent now, as i really have gained lots of weight, furthermore the past month i rarely hit the gym because i was full time rushing for my assignments.. hmmm, those picking up their phones are just going to the gym because of going and not intended to workout, haha!! it's like they are getting a place where they can rest and chit chat with their friends.. oh, what do you mean by toothbrush?? hahaha, did you see other people using toothbrush other than on their teeth?? oooh, i am curious about that.. :D

    @ wenn:
    yes, and i've seen a few guys doing the same thing!! that's just so disgusting!!

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  75. @ lina:
    haha, i really dunno what they are trying to blow under there, anyway it's just so disgusting.. hmmm, i used to go to the gym before work when i first joined, but then really cannot make it to wake up so early in the morning, so i can only join the crowd after work now.. haiz, i don't understand those who keep talking on the phone while working out.. i don't even bring my phone along.

    @ Sheoh Yan:
    yeah, what a sad news to heard about the apple man's departure right?? may he rest in peace lah..
    #1: haha, you seems to mean two things with that sentence huh, haha, so naughty..
    #2: oh yeah, sometimes i just want to use that machine and those people just sitting there and not making way for others, so selfish..
    #3: as much as i try to think they are not intending to do so, they actually are not considerate at all..
    #4: hmmm, if you happen to see this in the ladies changing room, you must blog about this, hahahahaha!!

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  76. @ yvonne:
    haha, you will giggle when you see weight lifting?? OMG, then you cannot go to the gym, or else you'd die of laughing, hahahaha!! just kidding lah, but it's quite a scene there with those big size guys yelling there.. actually it's OK if they try to use all facilities thinking that they already have paid for the monthly fees, but still, they should also consider that other members have also paid and have the rights to use them too.. they are just very selfish and inconsiderate i can only say, but what to do, i don't like to complain and yell at people, so sometimes i just have to walk away for another machine.. hehehehe, actually some guys also use the hairdryer to blow dry their body, and armpit is quite normal too, just that i really cannot accept the groin thingy..

    @ yvonne:
    oh, so you do yoga!! that's cool..
    #1: hahaha, even there are signs on every machine to ask members to clean them after use, but who cares right??
    #2: oh gosh, BO!! i really hate that, sometimes the guys next to me is giving out very heavy BO, i really have to walk away.. can be from body, can be from feet, and some from the mouth.. hahaha!! fart!! that's funny, but thank god i rarely encounter that..
    #3: oh, that's nice gesture!! sharing homemade cookies after class.. i like that!! but just eating one or two piece is ok lah, you need to replenish some carbo after your exercise mah.. :)

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  77. @ Twilight Man:
    haha, no wonder never see Arumugam in CF anymore, so that was the first time and also the very last time.. hmmm, Thambee thinks they are everywhere regardless of which gym lah, they still grunt and yell to their climax!! hahaha.. oh, Arumugam saw so many ding-dongs flexing in the mirror?? so many bananas~~

    @ Dora:
    haha, yes!! you may want to laugh when you hear that, but it will be disgusting when you see it~~

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  78. @ Bananazஇ:
    hahaha, i have no idea whether they like the eggs half boiled or well done lah, or maybe they just love banana fritters?? wakakaka, hmmm, small and big headhairdryer?? not good either way, cos our groin must be keep at low temperature, too hot then all the "tadpoles" will die, haha!! hmmm, this is actually my scheduled post, so it's already written way before SJ departure..

    @ Hayley:
    yeah, all kinds of people in this world and you must not be surprised too!! haha.. but then not necessarily everyone will be courteous like me lor~~ :p

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  79. @ Twilight Man:
    oh, actually there can be more things to gossip if we really want to list out all those weirdos lah.. and also those culprits inside the sauna room, wiping their sweat and then so conveniently splash them onto the stove!! OMG, those are their sweat and not water leh, how can they splash it onto the stove, there are so many dirt and bacteria in their sweat!! so disgusting and not hygiene!! hmmm, Thambee doesn't know why they want a blow job under there lah, towel also can dry them what, somemore too hot all the "tadpoles" will die leh.. hahaha!! ooopss, Bananaz confused with so many heads?? one head on top, one head under and two heads in the middle~~ :D

    @ Amelia's De-ssert:
    hahahaha!! luckily you did not just laugh until you rolled on the floor but still have the strength to leave a comment here huh.. haha!! yeah, you'll laugh when you heard about #4, but sure feel disgusting when you see that..

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  80. @ Medie007:
    hahahaha, not hairdryer for cock hair lah, just those guys being very innovative~~ :D

    @ Daniel Chiam:
    yay, not only annoying but disgusting too.. those people are just so inconsiderate yeah?? haiz~~

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  81. @ mNhL:
    #1: really don't understand, as if they want the whole world to know..
    #2: errr, i will walk away for other machine, but if they are still there when i'm done, i'll sure ask them to give way..
    #3: haha, no surprise, guys can have more things than ladies ok?? haha.. somemore they just scatter things around..
    #4: haha, and now you heard about it?? things really happen..

    @ foongpc:
    yeah, i know i am chubby lah, that's why my opening statement was written that way lor, haha!!
    #1: i seldom hear that actually because those happened to those huge guys at the free weight area that i seldom go..
    #2: you don't use machine?? so you do free weight?? but still need to wait in my gym, always crowded..
    #3: you are lucky since your time is flexible and you can always go to the gym at low-peak, how nice..
    #4: well, you have your point but then the air temperature from the hairdryer is too high for your testicles and that would seriously affect the sperm production~~ :p

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  82. @ 海市蜃樓:
    其實我都好忍得架喇, 好多時候我都會唔出聲讓步, 不過有時啲人太過份, 我會開口囉..

    @ Alan C.:
    most will do that after shower when they are just covering with towel, so they will slide in the dryer from below to blow themselves lor.. disgusting right?? but i think i've seen one who stuck the blower into his shorts lor..

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  83. @ Kelvin:
    yes, they really did!! to keep the groin dry, but they forgotten the temperature is too high for the sperms~~

    @ Kian Fai:
    #1: yalah, i think it's a norm for them to yell and grunt as they lift weight, maybe will be more powerful lor..
    #2: yeah, normally it's afterwork peak hours, a lot of people and you have to wait for the machines, haiz~~
    #4: haha, you are right, there is really a cool air button with the blower lor.. but then still not good also mah, so disgusting!!

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  84. @ Rebecca Kheng:
    好, 其實我都想同大家分享一下真係有咁樣嘅事發生囉.. post上facebook公諸與世, 等呢個人冇面~~

    @ ladyviral:
    #1: i guess so, just like those kungfu people just like to yell and grunt.. adds power!! haha..
    #2: hey, if you think you've paid and enjoy everything, then other members also have paid their fees.. it's equal for everyone leh..
    #3: just scatter everything here and there lor, i also don't understand~~
    #4: haha, yes!! that's true.. and it's really disgusting to see that from happening..

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  85. @ Casendra:
    如果你有幸看見, 真的會嘆為觀止囉..

    @ HappySurfer:
    oh believe me that's really a scene!! haha.. well, i guess they feel more secured with the hot air from the dryer?? oh, what survey is that?? i didn't notice that..

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  86. @ Tekkaus:
    #1: hmmm, i guess so.. maybe grunting and yelling will really help to lift heavier weights..
    #2: well, everyone in the gym are equal, we have also paid for the seat too right??
    #3: it's not about lockers full but they just like to scatter their things all over the bench.. selfish right??
    #4: hahaha, that i do not know if they are feeling "satisfied" with the heat blown onto their groins, haha!! :D

    @ kyh:
    no lah, they have towel wrapped along the waist, so they will slide in the hairdryer from underneath and blow~~

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  87. @ khengsiong:
    其實我都有諗過好可能係要運氣所以先要咁樣大呼小叫, 可能我呢啲業余嘅理解唔到啦.. 係呀!! 真係拎支吹風筒吹下陰囉, 核突!!

    @ lina:
    hahaha, they just like their eggs well done and they bananas air dried!! ooopsss~~ :D

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  88. @ HappySurfer:
    haha, you are notty too!! but i like that also, that's why i added the quote from lina into my post~~

    @ lina:
    oh.. you just got lots of cool terms to use huh?? well done eggs and "karipap", i really laughed till rolling on the floor~~ i thot we used to call that "oysters"!! :D

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  89. @ suituapui:
    hahaha!! and they are doing the blow job on themselves!! cool~~ :D

    @ Wai Kitt:
    haha, but i guess the ladies may not be doing that lah, so no worries~~ :D

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  90. @ toninkush:
    haha, and i guess maybe yelling and grunting is one kind of breathing techniques to boost the strength and power?? hmmm~~

    @ 天王之子:
    你接受不到什麼呢??

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  91. @ Alice Law:
    haha, when you heard that it's hilarious but when you see that with your bare eyes, it's super disgusting!! errr, brisk walking on the treadmill is what i do normally lah.. won't feel that hot under the gym aircond mah~~ :)

    @ victor:
    #1: i actually have gave that a thought too, maybe it just came very naturally when they lift the weights.. but i'm still ok with that, just a bit annoying sometimes..
    #2: yes, we all paid the same fees and so we are all having the equal rights in the gym to use the machines and locker bench right??
    #4: hahaha, ok for sure if i see such guy in the gym next time, i will secretly snap a photo and then post it to facebook!! :D

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  92. 没有去过,无法发表意见,哈哈哈!

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  93. YES! I have seen a few who use their toothbrush for their nails.. eeeew haha

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  94. 以前我先后join过两间唔同嘅gym都遇过你所讲嗰4种怪胎,而我觉得有啲麻甩佬喺更衣室剥光猪之后,坦荡荡大喇喇咁行去浴室,之后又再坦荡荡大喇喇去用电风筒吹阴毛,而有啲更加係举晒旗喺我哋面前招摇过市,初时见到仲有啲震惊点解有啲人不顾廉耻喺大庭广众制造不安,其后睇多一两次都係嗰几条友仔习惯成性,愈嚟愈觉得冇眼睇,喺健身室显身材到更衣室,你话几咁笃眼笃鼻,真係要买剑药水洗眼囉!

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  95. The last 1, really got ppl do like that? Oh Gosh!

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  96. @ 小雪:
    你好運氣囉, 沒有看過第四那種情景, 哈哈!!

    @ bluedreamer27:
    what?? toothbrush for their nails?? but i think that's dedicated for their nails only and not both nails and teeth, haha.. or maybe those are special kind of nail brush??

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  97. @ edward:
    嘩, 乜你個gym咁好景架.. 我呢度就冇赤裸裸嘅光棍睇喇, 大家都會用毛巾包住嘅, 更莫講話係扯晒旗啦, 哈哈!! 嘩.. 你周不時見到呢啲嘢都真係要洗眼至得囉~~

    @ choi yen:
    oh yes, that's a really thing i've seen before!! you can't believe it right?? haha~~ :D

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