08.10.2013 | 婚宴盛會

[Volume 8 Issue 10, #1800]

唔係~~ 大家唔好誤會我結婚呀, 哈哈!! 其實係因為最近頻頻出席咗幾個婚宴, 所以有啲嘢講啫, 再準確啲, 應該話係馬來西亞傳統華人婚宴.. 大家放心, 我唔係要分享婚宴食咗啲咩, 相信大家都出席過婚宴, 來來去去都係嗰九道菜, 實在唔明有咩好寫?? 我想話嘅呢, 其實係婚宴儀式嘅鋪排.. 一對新人全場注目下浪漫溫馨入場, 屬全晚高潮, 絕對理所當然.. 不過一輪高漲情緒之後, 緊接囉落嚟係每一間酒家都堅持要搞嘅「出菜儀式」, 我覺得好無聊, 現場氣氛當堂連跌幾watt, 印象中非要用呢一首《The Final Countdown》前奏作背景音樂不可.. 而星期日一個婚宴嘅「出菜儀式」, 竟然出動到點心車, 我爭啲笑到碌地!! 不過慶幸嘅係, 近年嘅婚宴都好似免去講嘢永遠高八度嘅大妗姐做司儀, 取而代之係酒家經理適而可止嘅主持, 至少耳根可以比較清靜.. 而個人感到最欣慰嘅係, 罷 - 免 - 卡 - 拉 - OK - 歌 - 唱 - 環 - 節!! 我仍然好記得嗰一次, 大妗姐成個樂壇天后咁由場外一路唱到上台, 唱嘅竟然係呢一首歌!! 而好多賓客又越唱越勇, 竟然可以唱出令人汗顏嘅慘情歌, 噢埋葛, 好恐怖!! 所以冇咗卡拉OK係明智之舉呀.. 而我個人最喜歡嘅環節, 當然係飲勝啦, 我同家人嗰台通常都係嗌得最中氣十足, 飲到最長最大聲嘅, 我覺得好好玩, 哈哈!! :D

nope~~ please don't misunderstand it's my wedding, haha!! it's just because i've attended a few wedding dinner lately and i have something to say, to be more precise, i should say malaysian chinese traditional wedding dinner.. no worries, i am not going to share what i ate, i believe everyone has attended one before, and we all know it's none other than that nine standard dishes, really don't understand what's so special to blog about the food?? anyway, what i wanted to say is actually about the agenda of the wedding dinner.. the newly-wed couple march into the hall in the most romantic arrangement watched by every eye of the guests, which i think it's the highlight of the night, never tired of that.. but right after the march-in, it's the compulsory "dish serving ceremony" insisted by the restaurants, i think it's rather redundant and turns the sweet ambiance into a boring scene, in my impression it seems all restaurants must use the score of "The Final Countdown" as the background music and none other songs else.. that "dish serving ceremony" on sunday even had the dimsum cart, which made me almost laughed rolling on the floor!! anyway, what i feel happy with in recent years is that most have their restaurant managers as the emcee rather than the usual ever-high-pitch dai kum jeh (DKJ, traditional wedding ceremony coordinator), at least our ears don't need to suffer anymore.. to add on, comes the most exciting part, i would say it must be that KARAOKE SESSION IS BANNED!! there was once the DKJ walked into the hall and sang all the way onto the stage like a diva, scaringly what she sang was this song!! furthermore there would be some guests who can't stop once they sing, entertaining no one but only themselves by singing utterly sad love songs!! OMG, can you imagine how shockingly dreadful that could be?? hence, banning karaoke session is really a wise move.. to me, the best moment is always the yum sing (toast) session, the table of my family is often shouting the longest and loudest of all, it's sure fun, haha!! :D