saw quite some massage service "advertisements" recently, and all are rather creative indeed.. i personally think that, if you see them using honest thoughts then you might most probably be confused.. but if you see them using kinky thoughts then i guess you'd easily read what's between the lines.. don't you think they are interesting?? haha!! [disclaimer: i didn't try any of those massage!!]
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| 歡樂按摩.. 應該係最保守嘅促銷手法, 可以過目即忘.. happy massage.. i guess this should be the most conservative of all, seen and immediately forgotten.. | 芝士按摩?? 呢個我其實唔係好明, 有冇人可以幫手解釋下咁呢?? cheese massage?? err, i can't really get this, anyone who can help to explain?? | 火山按摩??!! 嘩嘩嘩, 搞到火山爆發咁激??!! 哈哈!! @_@" volcano massage??!! oh my, as thrilled as a volcano eruption??!! haha!! @_@" |
| 曖昧指數: ★☆☆☆☆ kinky level: ★☆☆☆☆ | 曖昧指數: ★★★☆☆ kinky level: ★★★☆☆ | 曖昧指數: ★★★★★ kinky level: ★★★★★ |
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ReplyDeleteWoohoo got the chop today
ReplyDeleteLOL... Volcano Massage huh... that sounds interesting to me... haha
ReplyDeleteMaybe these 3 are like Soft medium and hard message...
ReplyDeleteWhat is volacono massage? What will "erupt"? LOL :D
ReplyDeleteI will choose happy. Cheese and volcano may not be good if you don't like cheese and can't stand sudden erruptions!
ReplyDeleteOMG Thambee!!!! You went to all these dirty massages???? Kamala will kill you when she hears this...! You better bribe me to shut up deh.
ReplyDeleteSo whcih massage you like most? Must be the Volcano Massage I am sure! You exploded till cum on the roof??? OMG! So much stock!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy you didn't try Indian Massage? They will wrap you in bales of saree till you suffocate and then pour curry into your mouth. They will step and massage you after that. You will wake up in heavens! Wakakaka!
ReplyDeleteI think Cheese massage is when cheese is substitute to using aromatherapy oil. They spread cheese onto all Thambee's body and start kneading your body fats!! Mmmm... Kamala will look at you deliciously and lick you dry with roti chanai in between! LOL... kekekeke!
ReplyDeleteDon't be so naughty yeah, my Thambee SK. Always have protection! This massage sure got hanky panky rite?
ReplyDeletei am wonder whether you call to those number or nope? hahaha
ReplyDeletei never saw cheese and volcano massage so far....
ReplyDeleteAnyone there can go to try and make a conclusion here;
So which one you recommend?
ReplyDelete人家奇招百出都係为咗招生意唧，一般色途老马都明葫芦里卖乜膏药！仲有一个宝号叫“时光按摩”，按摩啲乜我就唔知喇？唔通咁神奇，揸两嘢短针变长针？呵呵呵~~~~不如呢个特别任务交畀你去查个水落石出囉！嘻嘻~~~
ReplyDeleteWhich one is your favourite?
ReplyDelete哈哈。。我也见过很多类似的广告涂鸦在墙壁上。。。没人去抓他们吗？
ReplyDeleteTried that volcano massage yet, SK? :D
ReplyDeleteCheese massage will make you feel cheesy afterwards?
ReplyDeleteI hope it doesn't invlove any cheese products! Too sticky! LOL
ain't this lovely sign! totally stick on! :)
ReplyDeleteonly 5star rating? hmmmmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteSK MASSAGE 012 *** **** lol!
ReplyDeleteHappy Massage我都有啲過，好似到處都有。。。
ReplyDelete不過唔記得個電話系未一樣。
ReplyDelete火山爆發，系未指果啲嘢啊？
ReplyDelete不如來個Paradise Massage。。。
ReplyDelete快活似神仙，哈哈。。。
ReplyDeletewow..they hv got names for a massages..
ReplyDelete5 stars? tempted???
ReplyDeletethe cheese and the volcano .. one melts and one fiery!!
ReplyDeleteso did u try any of them?
ReplyDeleteSorry no idea at all what they meant probably hard to spell 'voluptuous' so settle for volcano instead haha.
ReplyDeleteYou can start your own [SK] Horse kill chicken massage..(mǎ shā jī 馬殺雞) ~;)lol.
ReplyDelete哈哈。。。有趣，也很情色咯
ReplyDeletehahaha! talking bout massage now?? :p
ReplyDeleteohmy! i never seen those in KK here yet! maybe soon?? LOL!!
ReplyDeletecheese massage? r they goin to use cheese in d process??? LOL1!
ReplyDelete这就是挂羊头卖狗肉的招牌咯!
ReplyDelete这样的广告我还真的都没看过的...配上独特的形容词不就要吸引顾客...
ReplyDelete還有冰火的。。。我很想知道是怎樣的儸
ReplyDelete如果有天你去試了
是否可以在這裡分享分享啊？
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朋友，試下你迷知咯！^_^
ReplyDeleteOh my...what a way to describe massages! haha...
ReplyDeletereanaclaire's comment ~ LOL kekeke!
ReplyDeleteha ha ha, got glue massage? LOL!
ReplyDeletevolcano massage sound good!
ReplyDeleteit is for men only?
can lady go for massage too? LOL!
大家本来好蛋定既，系你！形容到令我地有画面。。
ReplyDeleteMaybe cheesy massage, they serve you cheese to eat while they massage?? Hahhaa... Try that and let us know lah! :P
ReplyDelete我想試吓火山按摩喺點嘅！哈哈哈哈
ReplyDelete好想尝试那个火山按摩。。哈哈
ReplyDelete我喜欢被人按摩，正宗的啦！：）
ReplyDeletehaha, OMG!! you purposely go and take photo of those massage ads for this post?? you are cool man..
ReplyDeletei've seen many happy massage too, i also think they are those kinky massage, else they won't just advertise like that right?? haha..
ReplyDeletecheese massage!!! haha, i am quite confused with that.. are they using cheese instead of massage oil on you?? haha, strange~~
ReplyDeletelastly, VOLCANO massage!!! OMG, ok ok, i guess i get what you mean, can't be so explicit here right?? shhhhhh... LOL
ReplyDelete@ bluedreamer27:
ReplyDeletehaha, so you are very keen to try the volcano massage?? haha, well, i have no idea what they are, i've not tried them before~~ :D
@ Tekkaus:
haha, i also have no idea.. maybe you should use a little of your own imagination?? you got the word "eruption", kekekeke~~
@ Autumn Belle @ KDP:
ReplyDeletehmmm, looks like you have tried them before and you prefer happy massage?? so how does that feel like??
@ Twilight:
aiyah, of course Thambee never been to any of those massage, because he promise Kamala not to go, somemore Thambee also cannot afford to pay for those services.. but i guess Arumugam sure have been to those massage before, and see Arumugam commented as if he always get those service before, especially the volcano massage!! haha, oh my, poor Letchumi still waiting alone loyally for Arumugam.. ok ok, looks like Arumugam has some business in mind huh?? so i'm sure the Curry Massage will make a big hit back in motherland!! OMG Arumugam, we are gonna be rich already!! hahahaha..
@ CH Voon:
ReplyDeleteerrr, of course no lah, but if you want to call for the service, i can give you the number in private one, hahaha!! you go and try and then blog about it to share with us~~ :D
@ TZ:
errr, i will recommend volcano massage for you lah, sure you will like that a lot~~ :D
@ edward:
ReplyDelete嘩, 原來edward兄你係個識途老馬!! 時光按摩咁都畀你諗到係短針揸两嘢就變長針??!! 佩服佩服!! 咁我覺得你應該知道乜係芝士按摩同埋火山按摩架啦, 唔好扮純情喇~~ :p
@ suituapui:
hehe, i'm not going to tell you, but i can recommend you to go for the volcano massage, hahahahaha~~ :D
@ 发白日梦^^:
ReplyDelete哈哈, 就是在那些牆壁上看到的囉, 很搞笑!! 哎呀, 沒有人去抓的喇, 最多不是油漆概過他們而已囉..
@ lina:
hmmm, of course i've not tried any of them lah, you have?? haha.. hmmm, i dunno what they meant by cheese massage really?? kekekeke, must be something sticky i guess..
@ Big Boys Oven:
ReplyDeletehehe, of course they are lovely sign, indeed very interesting too, hehe!! ooopsss, how did you know i'm giving massage service?? hehehe~~ :D
@ khengsiong:
歡樂按摩/時光按摩其實好普遍喇, 可能係咁所以就出現呢啲芝士啊火山啊咁, 競爭大需要搞綽頭架嗎.. 你個天堂按摩, 唔錯喎.. 其實我見過淫天堂按摩架, 犀利呀咧??
@ wenn:
ReplyDeleteyeah, now that competition is big, so they must be creative to attract more customers, haha..
@ Small Kucing:
hehe, not tempted at all, i just give 5 stars for their creativity, haha!!
@ reanaclaire:
ReplyDeletehaha, OMG, i like that!! melting cheese and fiery volcano!!! BTW, have you heard of ice-fire massage too?? hehe.. :D
@ Medie007:
haha, what do you think?? but i guess you are very tempted at the volcano massage right?? :p
@ Bananazஇ:
ReplyDeletehmmm, i guess they actually mean volcano, just imagine a little bit more kinky and you'll know what they are trying to say between the lines, haha!! errr, my [SK] Massage?? hmmm, that's not simply available for normal people woh, must be VVIP only, hahahaha..
@ eleven:
對囉, 就是很有創意的來賣色情囉, 很搞笑.. :D
@ Caroline Ng May Ling:
ReplyDeletehaha, maybe still not yet common in KK?? you didn't noticed all these when you're in KL meh?? hehehe, i really have no idea what the cheese massage is actually..
@ Wai Kit:
哈哈, 當然不可以明目張膽告訴你那些色情東西嘛, 有些東西是心照不宣好.. :D
@ bluecloud:
ReplyDelete哈哈, 其實這裡真的越來越多這樣的廣告.. 其實也不是什麼廣告啦, 是那種隨便找個地方噴個漆那種涂鴉廣告.. :p
@ venus:
對對對, 冰火按摩我知道是蠻普遍的, 但是找不到照片所以就沒有寫了.. 哈哈, 我不會去試這些按摩的喇, 都是色情的.. 我是正經人好不好?? :p
@ 路人㊣:
ReplyDelete唔好, 梗係要人清楚解釋我知先得架嘛.. 你仲唔快快解釋我知?? 哈哈..
@ Mei Teng:
haha, yeah, i guess they have to be creative in order to stand out from the competitors, haha!! :D
@ Pete:
ReplyDeletehmmmm, glue massage?? that's quite creative but then no romantic enough woh~~ :p
@ goldflower86:
hahaha, i have no idea, but maybe ladies also can have volcano eruption massage i guess.. you ask and see?? kekekeke~~ :D
@ Rebecca Kheng:
ReplyDelete哈哈, 我就係特登要激發你內心潛在嘅嗰一股力量之嘛~~ :D
@ iamthewitch:
hmmm, i have really no idea what the cheese massage is.. maybe you want to get saucer go and try, and then share with us in the blog?? hahahaha~~ :D
@ 海市蜃樓:
ReplyDelete哈哈, 難的有人樂于嘗試後同大家分享, 我絕對舉高雙手雙腳支持你!! 我張original相有電話號碼喎, 畀你啦.. :D
@ Shell (貝殼):
哈哈, 不錯不錯, 你是第二個要嘗試後和大家分享經驗的嗎?? 要不要我給你電話號碼?? :D
@ cindy:
ReplyDelete哈哈, OK OK, 你喜歡被人按摩.. 我也是正當人喜歡正宗按摩哦.. :)
@ victor:
haha, no lah, i didn't take any photo but just grabbed from them google.. yeah, i guess they have to be very creative and straight to the point, so that they can stand out from other competitors.. massage business is not easy nowadays also, hahaha!! hehe, yeah, volcano massage, i really burst out into laughter when i first saw that.. :D
i will not go to try hehehe and sure will not to blog as well.
ReplyDeletelater i sleep at living room
stumbled upon ur blog. those ads... It's everywhere and just now saw another one. "2stop massage". hehe... another addition to ur list of massage service 'ads'. :P
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you didn't try any of the massages? Don't be shy shy haha!
ReplyDeleteHappy Massage - that's like a bit silly. Of course all massages are happy lah! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI have absolutely no idea what is cheese massage! Cheese is something you put on between two slices of bread. Gosh! This can get real kinky! I wanna try! Haha
ReplyDeleteOMG! Volcano massage sounds promising and sexciting! I think you must try this one lah if it's true you have not tried it. Go try and tell us your experience!! Haha
ReplyDelete每次看到这些广告就会想到是不正经的，
ReplyDelete会好奇的看看他们打广告的手法咯！
呵呵！;D
@ CH Voon:
ReplyDeletehaha, if you secretly go to try then nobody will know mah, correct?? hehe~~ :D
@ JaQt:
wow, "2stop massage"?? really cannot figure out what that is all about huh?? have not seen this before, you got take photo?? haha.. :p
@ foongpc:
ReplyDeleteof course i've not tried any one of those lah, just take the photo and share with everyone there are such services only.. so which one you've tried?? we are very curious about your experience, come come come, quick quick share with us how the volcano massage and cheese massage feels like?? :D
@ Ashley:
呵呵, 本來就是那些不正經的按摩服務嘛, 如果是正經的就不會這樣打廣告了, 而是正大地在報章雜誌刊登呀, 你說對嗎?? :D