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08.12.2010 | 廁所趣事

唔錯, 今日我的而且確係要寫廁所.. 不過放心, 絕對唔係啲核突嘢, 而係我經歷過同廁所有關嘅趣事啫.. 所以你可以好安心繼續睇落去而唔駛鬧我核突噃, 哈哈~~ :p

[趣事 1]
仲好記得我間小學嘅廁所, 因為又黑有污蹧, 所以我非常之抗拒, 可以嘅話請願忍都唔去架喇.. 其二, 以前上廁所一定要得到老師同意, 我又好細膽連問都唔敢問喎.. 所以哩, 一年班嘅時候試過有兩次, 實在係忍唔到, 竟然坐住喺課室裡邊賴屎!! 嘩, 你想像下當時週圍都係"溶漿", 老師措手不及個樣~~ 哈哈!! :D

[趣事 2]
上到中學當然冇再有類發生啦.. 不過假如你上緊課半途上廁所, 稍微耐啲, 實會畀同學(甚至某啲老師)笑你去屙屎.. 非常無聊囉, 不過為咗唔畀人笑到面黃, 我都儘量等到休息時間或者快快完事.. 仲有, 記得以前個清潔女工, 係個不折不扣嘅惡阿嬸, 最好就係避開佢, 千其唔好阻住佢或者整污蹧廁所呀, 如果唔係實畀佢鬧到你狗血淋頭冇鞋挽屐走, 好恐怖架~~ @_@

today i'm writing about toilets again, absolutely nothing disgusting but funny stories i encountered.. so you can read on without having to curse me, hehe~~ :p

[STORY 1]
i still remember how reluctant i was to use the toilet in my primary school.. it was so dark and filthy that most of the time i choose to skip until i reach home.. secondly, i was quite intimidated to even ask for teacher's permission to go to toilet, as such, there were two times during my first year that i couldn't hold on anymore and straight away "lao sai" on my seat in the classroom!! oh, imagine "chocolate lava" everywhere in the class!! hahaha~~ :D

[STORY 2]
during high school of course it never happened again lah.. if we went toilet and return after a while, we'd be laughed at by the classmates (or even some naughty teacher) for shitting so long.. that's quite a nonsense but in order not to be laughed at, i always tried to be fast and do it only during break.. also i remember the cleaner was a very stern old lady, try to avoid her or else if you blocked her way or did something wrong (in her opinion), you would undoubtedly be scolded loud enough everyone hears and that's really no joke.. @_@
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68 comments:

  1. hahaha! no one will curse u lar!

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  2. eh same here! i dnt like my pirmary's school toilet! :/ so dirty! unless u go be4 class start n after class fin, that time the toilet a bit cleaner. lol

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  3. omg?! eeuw! chocolate lava summore! eeeuw! am just fin my brekkie summore now!! tsk tsk!!

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  4. ooh secondary school time, we have to let the toilet guard to chop our so called toilet book n end of the month will be checked how many times u went toilet in a month. very paiseh one if ur book full with those chops! n marks will be deducted summore! so so not worth!

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  5. hahaha! our toilet cleaner last time d aunt will start cursing if u go inside toilet while she doing cleaning. >.<"

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  6. I was afraid to enter my primary school toilet. It is situated on a small hill in a different building from the rest of the school. Stories about it being haunted didn't help either!

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  7. LOL.... Chocolate Lava...
    well, one thing that reminds me of our bathroom when i was in elementary and high school are the vandals... you can see it anywhere, floors, walls, toilets, and evening the ceiling and that's so disgraceful
    you can even see naughty images everywhere LOL

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  8. but as much as possible, i try not to go to any public CR unless i really need to... i don't know but i feel kinda shy and afraid to get caught by someone..haha

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  9. but i know that's not healthy.... if you rally need to pee or to poo... do it immediately and never stop it or else you'll get kidney-related diseases

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  10. have great day Sk and good morning

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  11. 哎喲,咁核突啲嘢!

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  12. how come toilets in school are always dark one huh? even with the light on...lol

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  13. haha ...
    we do have the same situation leh, during secondary school that time ... ^.^

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  14. 救命,賴屎都仲話唔核突?!!!上厠所開大喺一門高深嘅學問,所以絕對唔可以馬虎了事。

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  15. i remember my girl did her biz in class too when she was in yr 1.

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  16. Eh I totally agree with you regarding the toilet time in school! I used to feel shy/scared to ask for permission to go toilet as well because we have to raise our hand and everyone will be looking at you and the teacher might or might not grant you the permission. *stress*

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  17. 看到厕所,想回往事啊!哈哈...
    小学时候的厕所,永远都是脏兮兮的,尤其是休息节后特别来的刺鼻啊!
    中学的阿婶,是不是因为她够凶,所以厕所没有小学的脏啊?哈哈...

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  18. hahaha... did u use those choc lava to bake into cakes and gv out to friends? :P

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  19. Go Pangsai is a normal thing wad..
    dunno why lastime those ppl will laugh at us....
    Now i very 大方let ppl know i go pangsai de...XD

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  20. lols at -Keo-'s comment

    but u making chocolate cake in class, that must be the major event of the year...

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  21. @_@ yucks at ur first story.. but LOL at KeO's comment :D

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  22. Toilet is my good friend oh! Never scare to go...in fact, i visit toilet frequently! No matter how's the condition it is. LOL

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  23. Hope my kids do not resist going to school toilet..:-)

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  24. Toilets in school is never clean, at least i haven't seen one yet XD

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  25. Every schools I went, always have ghost in the toilet...

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  26. me too rather scared to ask teacher's permission to go to the toilet. So always tahan till recess :p

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  27. Oh gee plat! plat! plat! with all the cacing *worms* everywhere??? haha..

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  28. Ha ha ha, toilet stories.....old school days!

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  29. 你的点子多,趣事也多。。。哈哈哈哈。。。

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  30. @ Caroline Ng May Ling:
    what?? got such things as toilet book one ah?? that's very ridiculous, somemore will deduct your marks if you went too many times toilet?? how can?? if like that, then your school is actually encouraging a very unhealthy practice instead.. hehehe, really one, i was sitting on the chair and suddenly cannot hold on anymore and everything just erupted out, haha, now i think back also very feel very scary lor~~ i sure created a big chaos in the classroom, hahaha!! :D

    @ lina:
    errr, which school so funny one?? toilet on a small hill separated from the main school building?? but don't believe those haunted thing lah, schools always have those to scare the students..

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  31. @ bluedreamer27:
    hahahaha, yeah, i think chocolate lava really describe that very accurately.. hmmm, i don't remember seeing those scriptings on toilet walls in school, but always in some public toilets.. errr, why are you afraid and shy to be caught by someone in the toilet?? that's kind of weird.. you are right, if we really need to pee or poo, then just go, or else it will give you health problem..

    @ khengsiong:
    哈哈, 核突咩?? 我覺得好笑多啲喎~~ :p

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  32. @ Danny:
    hmmm, i have no idea.. but the toilets in my high school was ok lah, not dark and not dirty.. but i always secretly go to the teachers' toilet.. haha!!

    @ Matthew Gan:
    haha, i guess most of those toilet cleaner auntie are very fierce and always scold the students yeah?? kekekeke~~ :D

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  33. @ 海市蜃樓:
    賴屎核突咩?? 賴屎好正常咋喎.. 哈哈, 我而家當然係好享受如廁時候嗰一段非常之私人嘅時間啦, 絕對會好好享受唔會草草了事~~ :p

    @ wenn:
    yeah, i think not only me who lao sai inside the classroom.. there were other students too~~ :p

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  34. @ iamthewitch:
    oh yes.. sometimes those teacher very inhumane one lor, how can they not grant permission for students to go toilet?? i mean we don't go toilet for fun right, the toilet being so dark, dirty and scary.. so most of the time, i avoid going to toilet in class, just wait till break time..

    @ bluecloud:
    哈哈, 我最記得就是自己在一年級那年, 一年在教室裡面拉屎兩次, 真的破記錄了, 哈哈!! 對, 可能就是校長恩準那些廁所阿嬸去罵學生的, 這樣就不會把廁所弄髒了吧?? :D

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  35. @ kyh:
    haha, i have no idea.. after i erupted the chocolate lava, i was brought to the toilet to be cleaned up.. so what happened in the classroom?? i can't remember at all~~ :p

    @ -KeO-:
    hahaha, you are right.. so now i never feel shy at all to tell people that i go poo in the toilet.. haha~~ instead i have a very fixed timing for that, and when colleagues see me missing during that time, they know where i go~~ :D

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  36. @ Medie007:
    hahahaha, of course that's the record breaking event also!! oh my, i really cannot imagine how the cleaner cleaned up the mess in the classroom.. i just feel so sorry for her~~

    @ Merryn:
    hahaha, really very "yucks" i'd say when i think back.. but cannot blame me lah, my stomach wasn't feeling well and i was just a kid..

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  37. @ Jessyca:
    wow, you really like toilet so much ah?? hmmm, wonder what you do inside toilet?? sneak out and lazy lazy inside toilet don't want to work is it??

    @ Grass:
    hmmm, it's hard to say.. unless the toilet is clean then should be ok.. you should ask your kids the condition of the toilets in school..

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  38. @ Kelvin:
    errr, i have to agree with you, especially primary school toilets, really unbearable.. high school ones should be a little better i guess??

    @ Ghosty Nana:
    haha, how do you know there are ghost?? or you just heard about that?? hehe, when you go in, definitely got one "ghost" inside lor~~ :D

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  39. @ Small Kucing:
    yeah, i feel intimidated to ask for permission, because everyone will be looking at you.. and sometimes the teacher can reject your request too, so bad hor??

    @ Bananazஇ:
    errr, i don't remember if there were worms.. but i remember my butt felt a sudden warmth and there went the chocolate lava OOOOOOZING out from my bottom, flowing from the chair down to the floor.. till the girl sitting next to me smelt something, saw the lava and reported to teacher~~

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  40. @ Pete:
    yeah.. really scary but it was fun when i tell the old story again.. haha!! :D

    @ Casendra:
    你生病嘛, 所以特地些多點趣事讓你開心一下囉, 呵呵~~ :p

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  41. which old lady... din hear about her before.. :p

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  42. Toilets are sometimes pretty scary.. didnt quite liked my pri sch toilet last time too!

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  43. heheh toilets are good excuuse to be out of the class for a bit during hs and college!

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  44. ooopsie sk that jifdc was me, didn't know my husband was signed in to his blogger acct

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  45. I hate aeroplane toilets...so small, may get stuck in it! Tsk! Tsk! Flying to Penang today - hope no need to go during the flights Sibu-KL and KL-Penang.... Keep fingers crossed.

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  46. 哈哈!这经历都会给你带来‘厕所恐惧感’哩!
    大少爷也是很选厕所的,
    小学时也是跟你一样,
    情愿忍到回家。
    给我的话,最重要有水喉,
    我会先将厕所四周冲洗干净。

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  47. 我很討厭上學校廁所的
    就算現在在學校教課
    我也很少上
    除非逼不得已
    不過,現在上的是教師廁所
    都還好啦

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  48. 小学的时候
    我看过蛮多人濑尿的咯
    哈哈哈

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  49. Curse you now for writing about toilets again!! Haha, just kidding!

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  50. Yucks!! You pood in the classroom? How naughty!! Actually my school toilet was reputed to be haunted last time, so I did not dare go in alone and poo, I did it at the toilet entrance instead! LOL!

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  51. I tried my best never to go toilet in secondary school because it was damn filthy! Yucks!!

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  52. Btw, r u back in Malaysia already? I want to mail you the contest prize. Let me know, yes? Thanks! : D

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  53. 很精彩,投你一票。

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  54. 讲起厕所我就非常之介意清洁卫生,换着係又黑有污蹧嘅廁所,我即使死忍都唔会入架!

    以前读中学时,成班同学都玩到好颠架!千祈咪畀人跟踪你去厕所,你上紧高楼馆开工果阵随时岳高个头都会睇到至少有一对电眼监视紧你,之后第一时间返教室报告你嘅一举一动!问你死未?

    有时,玩到颠起,仲有同学喺厕所夹硬畀人剥裤添,搞到人人提心吊胆,冇胆啲嘅人都唔敢用厕所!

    我同你一样嫌学校厕所污蹧,结果成日暗谷忍屎忍尿都等到放学返屋企先至解决架!呵呵呵~~~

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  55. 我试过有次看半夜场,因为周围黑黝黝的,看不清男厕或女厕而不小心进错女厕,之后还对跟在尾后的小姐说这是男厕,幸好那时厕所没人,不然可能被人误会是色狼。

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  56. 我很怕上公厕,尤其是晚上的时候...没办法,像我这种生人不生胆的就是这样,哈哈!!

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  57. haha, i realise you always like to talk about shit?? but no problem, i like to read!! hahahaha :D

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  58. yeah, i also remember my primary school toilet was so dirty and dark that i avoid using it if possible..

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  59. but you are joker!! if you wanted to "lao sai" you should immediately ask for permission to go to toilet.. OMG, the "chocolate lava" is just so disgusting~~ LOL!!

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  60. haha, i guess your school purposely hire that stern lady, so that you guys will not dirty the toilet?? hahaha!!!

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  61. @@ 那個什麼漿...很geli下咯@@

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  62. @ TZ:
    errr, not really old lady lah, i guess middle age ah soh who was responsible for 國字樓..

    @ Zazabong:
    yeah, it was indeed very scary when i think back that toilet.. i wonder how i have the gut to go in last time.. haha!!

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  63. @ Jifdc/Ayie:
    errr but i really don't like going to toilet in the mid of class.. sometimes this will make you miss out some important points.. so i always try to go in between breaks..

    @ suituapui:
    hahahaha, i guess everywhere inside the plane is small and narrow, no choice lor.. i also try not to use the toilet during flight, very troublesome and not comfortable..

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  64. @ Ashley:
    又沒有喇, 我是儘量避免, 但是如果人有三急, 我還是可以硬著頭皮去上廁所的, 快快完事快快出來就好囉.. 以前小學的廁所是很久那種, 一排"溝渠"式的尿兜, 一排大概十間的廁所, 後面的都沒有人敢用~~ 覺得有點恐怖..

    @ venus:
    教職員廁所應該不會骯髒吧?? 不過你也很難不上廁所, 一天那麼長, 總是需要的吧?? 以前就有試過偷偷用教師廁所, 和學生廁所簡直天淵之別~~

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  65. @ 天王之子:
    哈哈, 瀨尿還好吧?? 你有沒有看過賴屎?? 那個很恐怖哦, 呵呵~~ :D


    @ foongpc:
    no i didn't do that for a purpose, just that my stomach was not feeling well and it just came too sudden and i cannot withhold that, and it just "erupted" like that.. OMG, you poo at the entrance of the toilet?? how naughty!! wasn't there anybody around?? yeah, back to KL already last Friday..

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  66. @ 单身汉:
    哈哈, 感謝感謝, 原來你對廁所那麼有興趣~~ :D

    @ edward:
    哈哈, 咁我哋又冇咁變態, 個個都儘量避免入廁所啦, 仲邊鬼個有興致會跟蹤同學入廁所, 仲要喺入邊玩!! 認真喪呀你班友.. 不過以前我小學係全日制, 真係至少要去一兩次架喇, 冇辦法.. 除非星期六半日就可以忍到返屋企啦..

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  67. @ 古小玉:
    哈哈, 那應該是以前那些舊戲院吧?? 現在的戲院廁所都在外面, 肯定沒有問題.. 嘩!! 進錯廁所很恐怖哦, 我首先會確定有沒有尿兜先~~ :p

    @ nons:
    哈哈, 不過有時人有三急真的沒有辦法, 要硬著頭皮去的.. 所以快快完事快快出來囉 :p

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  68. @ victor:
    hahaha, so you are also a fans of shit yeah?? LOL.. hey, everything just came too quick for me to respond and the "chocolat lava" just "erupted", i really cannot help with it, hehe.. yeah, i guess that's why we need a fierce cleaner so that everyone will keep the toilet clean huh?? :D

    @ bluesky:
    呵呵, 就是那個巧克力漿囉.. 有沒有像你去吃哈根達斯那種巧克力漿?? :D

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