26.11.2008 | 籮柚吐氣

最近發覺自己有啲過份頻密地放屁, 不過講到臭唔臭, 就要睇情況嘅, 哈哈!! 尤其夜晚自己一個人喺間房度, 梗係毫無拘束, 肆無避忌, 狠狠地放佢一個又響又亮, 我覺得咁樣係非常之痛快囉.. 不過如果唔係自己一個人, 明白係要控制住嘅, 如果唔係會好尷尬囉.. 就好似噚日咁, 同個同事企住喺度傾公事, 可能掛住講嘢, 分心唔到控制屁股括約肌, 所以就咁清脆嘅「缽」一聲放咗小屁一篤.. 更好笑嘅係, 兩個人都詐唔知當冇事發生, 依然若無其事繼續傾公事.. 我忽然間覺得, 我哋兩人其實都非常之專業, 臨危不亂, 真係好大體, 壓得住場呀, 換著其他人實反檯都似啦, 哇哈哈哈哈!!

如果你覺得放屁係好核突一件事, 唔好意思, 不過我其實覺得係好正常吖, 只係想當個笑話嚟講畀大家睇, 畀大家開心吓咋囉(即係核突當有趣).. 可能最近腸胃唔係咁健康~~i realised i have been farting a little too often recently, whether they smell stinky or not, just gotta depend on situation, haha!! especially when i'm alone in room at night, i would always care for nothing to let go the gas from my body as LOUD as it could be, no worries at all and i just feel rather relieved on doing that.. but of course when i'm with somebody elses, be it strangers or someone i know, i understand that i just gotta control myself to avoid any embarrassment.. and it was yesterday when i was discussing something with a colleague, perhaps concentrating on the thinking and talking till i could not focus on controlling my arse, and out of a sudden without warning my pity colleague, i just let go the fart in a crispy sharp clear sound of "boooot".. and i thot OMG i did that in front of her?? but surprisingly funny to find out we both could act as if nothing has happened and continued with the discussion.. i suddenly realised how professional and steady we were for being able to still stay calm under such situation, if for other people i would be sure some arguments are gonna happen, hahaha :p

sorry if you find this entry disgusting, but i would say it's actually quite normal and that's not my intention though, i just thought of telling this as a joke to make everyone laugh.. maybe my intestinal systems is not that healthy recently~~

25.11.2008 | 食乜冇乜

星期日下晝突然間好想食亞三叻沙, 於是心血來潮不如話去茨廠街啦.. 當時細雨紛飛, 正在考慮應唔應該去嘅時候, 輕鐵到站, 就咁抵抗唔住食慾, 離站冒雨行去茨廠街喇.. 當時個腦內只有亞三叻沙嘅畫像, 啊, 仲有我要將佢影低, 再send畀小春等佢羨慕吓我, 哈哈~~

可能我滿腦子壞主意要整蠱小春, 所以冒雨去到茨廠街, 個麵檔竟然唔見咗添!!原先個檔攤竟然變成個冒牌香水檔攤!! 噢埋葛, 好晴天霹靂囉係.. 唔緊要, 冇咗亞三叻沙, 不如去食漢記靚粥啦, 我都幾鐘意喎, 再冒雨行去對面街, 喂, 乜事啊?? 又冇咗嘅?? 我唔信邪未氣餒, 食唔到漢記咁我就再行多幾步路, 去食老友記靚粥啦不如.. 雨好似落大咗啲, 去到老友竟然休息喎, 我啋, 唔通下雨天風濕病發咩?? 最後希望就係對面頌記牛肉麵, 呢次一眼望過去, 逢星期日休息, 受咗四重打擊, 我真係有口難言欲哭無淚囉..

搞咩啊?? 想食乜就冇乜, 咩日子我時運咁低啊?? 嬲起上嚟結果去食漢堡王算喇(買Whopper Jr套餐有新地送噃, 呵呵), 以後都唔專登去茨廠街搵嘢食喇!!suddenly craving for asam laksa very much on sunday, hence have a thought of dropping by Petaling Street to savour this all time favourite.. was drizzling then, and while still deciding whether to go for it, the train reached the station and i just instinctively got off and walked towards Petaling Street, that's the power of food craving perhaps.. i only could see the picture of a bowl of piping hot asam laksa in my mind, and yeah i also wanted to take a snap of it, post it to CSWS's facebook and let her drool, haha~~

maybe it's karma, instead of making CSWS drool, it was a real shocked that i saw no asam laksa stall but the faked fragrant stall when i reached there, in the rain.. OMG, how disappointing!! anyway, why not go opposite for porridge since i have been thinking of that too.. cross the street, in the rain again, and i just couldn't find the shop selling nice porridge.. that was the second disappointment, the rain got heavier but i wasn't cratered yet, why not go further for another stall selling porridge that i'm always a fans of since college days?? reached there and only to found out the stall was not opening!! hey boss, you are suffering from arthritis on rainy day again?? third disappointment, the last alternative was the beef noodles just opposite, i need not go there but just a taking a glance across the street, this shop is always closed on sundays.. four times of disappointment, i was like so despondent so deprived..

can somebody tell me what's happening?? i just couldn't eat anything i feel like eating!! feeling so bereft of nice food, i gave up and just popped in to Burger King for a Whopper Jr meal (and surprise surprise, free sundae with that, hehe), i told myself i will never go to Petaling Street purposely for food anymore~~

24.11.2008 | 聞歌起舞

最近聽開幾首快歌, 節奏的確令人聞歌起舞, 如果你見到遠處有個類似河馬嘅物體喺度輪盡起舞, 嗰個人極之可能就係我喇.. 教人跳舞嘅「大四喜」哥哥, 我係鐘意跳舞, 不過唔代表我會跳得好架, 失敬晒, 哈哈.. 以下全部都係得令女歌手, 最近係唔係女將當道呢?? 我自己就覺得女人唱起呢類舞曲比較容易入耳, 搖擺身軀姿態性感撩人, 加上可以比較放同潑辣, 所以容易感染別人同佢哋一齊血脈沸騰囉.. 喺度同大家分享一下, 係唔係覺得全身都郁下郁下咁呢?? 哈哈~~

am listening to a few fast beat songs recently, really feel like dancing together with the music, and should you see some object that looks like a hippo dancing clumsily from far, that could most probably be me, haha!! so sorry to embarrass myself in front of Mr ALL-4-BIG the hiphop instructor :p.. all the above are hot female artistes, wonder if the ladies are being more powerful recently with the music?? no doubt, i do think ladies are better in delivering such kind of dance beat songs, swaying their sexy body with sexy pose, so influencing and contagious to the audience to dance along with them, being hot and ranchy and saucy and sexy.. you gotta move it move it, enjoy and HAVE FUN~~

Rihanna: Disturbia	Britney Spears: Womanizer
Janet Jackson: So Much Betta	Beyonce: Single Ladies