2016.02.29 | 真真假假

[Volume 11 Issue 2, #2105]

What You See May Not Be What You Get

我正在面卜上(試玩最新推出嘅「憤怒」回應功能), 咁啱有某朋友分享咗篇好有趣嘅文.. 我記得自己冇寫過分享其他貼文嘅貼, 所以不如就今日試下啦, 因為真心覺得佢好高娛樂性.. 就係下面呢幾張好靚嘅相喇, 話時話, 真係挑起我想去旅行鋪癮, 哈哈!! :D

i was on Facelook (to try out the new "Angry" reaction feature) and saw a very interesting post shared by one of my friends.. i thought i have not actually done a post-sharing post before, so why not just do it today, as i really find that post entertaining.. so here you are, some beautiful photos that can be seen on that post itself, which also triggered my travel bug, haha!! :D

注: 大家可能會發覺以下圖片加載緩慢, 因為所有圖片皆非本人擁有而由此處直接讀取 NOTE: You may experience delay in loading the images below, because I don't own the photos but they are directly read from here 等等!! 仲未完㗎~~ 乜你覺得我真係只會寫篇咁簡單嘅貼咩?? 哈哈.. 麻煩大家再倒返去click一click之前嘅每張照片, 就會明白我今日呢篇貼點解叫做「真真假假」喇.. 祝大家有個充實嘅一週!! :) WAIT A SECOND!! that's not the end yet!! do you really think yours sincerely will just publish such a simple post?? hehe.. now, go back to click on each of the previous photos, and you will understand why i titled this post as "What You See May Not Be What You Get".. have a great week ahead!! :) 腳臨中國長城 Conquering the Great Wall of China A B C D E F

2016.02.25 | 潛意識的

[Volume 11 Issue 2, #2104]

Some of the Things We Don't Realize We Do

我相信我哋大家都會有啲動作係慣性地做, 但係自己又唔會發覺自己原來喺度做緊.. 例子係多到一籮籮, 不過基於本貼關係(係㗎, 我每次都會慎重考慮篇幅㗎!!), 今日就放六個發貼之時出現在腦袋中嘅.. 你又會諗到邊啲動作可以同大家分享嘅?? 越係有趣嘅就越好, 哈哈!! :)

i believe there are things that we always do and yet we do not realize we are doing them.. the list goes on but for the sake of this post (yes, i always make serious considerations on the length of my posts), i will just put in six that comes into my mind at the time of posting.. what else could you think of to share?? the funnier the better, haha!! :)

選擇顯示編排 Choose Layout : #1 你直接用身上嘅衣物嚟擦手機熒幕, 幾咁方便!! you wipe the screen of your cellphone directly on your clothes, how convenient!! #2 你將剛才唔小心搽喺手指上嘅果醬吮乾淨, 幾咁好味!! you lick off the jam on your finger that you accidentally spread on, how yummy!! #3 趕時間嘅時候你猛咁喺度睇時間, 乜咁樣可以令時間停止咩?? you kept looking at the time when you are in a hurry, does that stop the time?? #4 遙控冇乜電嘅時間候, 你會㩒得大力啲, 有幫助㗎咩?? you press harder on your remote control when the battery is weak, does that help?? #5 你喺一堆衣物中以嗅覺分辨邊啲乾淨邊啲著過, 幾咁原始!! you smell your laundry to differentiate the clean and the worn, how olfactory!! #6 你自己一個人專心做嘢時, 會同自己講嘢, 幾咁熱鬧!! you talk to yourself often when you are working on something alone, how merry!! 你直接用身上嘅衣物嚟擦手機熒幕, 幾咁方便!! you wipe the screen of your cellphone directly on your clothes, how convenient!! A B C D E F

2016.02.23 | 新年過後

[Volume 11 Issue 2, #2103]

A Post Chinese New Year Post

選擇顯示編排 Choose Layout : #1 農歷新年終於都正式落幕喇, 不過我好似冇寫過任何同我點過新年嘅貼噃.. 其實都真係冇乜特別嘢可以寫嘅, even呢個攬住金元寶嘅minions仲有趣過我嘅dry新年囉, 哈哈!! Chinese New Year is finally and officially over, but it seems that i have not blogged anything about my CNY at all.. actually nothing special also lah, even this Minions with a gold sycee looks more interesting than my boring CNY, haha!! #2 新年期間我盡量少啲時間留喺屋企, 如果唔係實似呢個小朋友咁, 頂住肥肚腩大屁股坐住喺梳化或張床, 呵呵!! 我係得年初一嗰日全天侯留喺屋企, 之後就出去見朋友同去gym出身汗.. i tried not to stay at home too much, else i look exactly like this boy, bloating my belly resting my ass on my sofa or bed, hahaha!! i only stayed at home fulltime on the 1st day of CNY, while the rest of the week i met up with friends and hit the gym.. #3 新年其中一大困擾係往往買落或收下過多嘅新年食品.. 而新年過後嘅指定動作係「清倉」, 好似我咁將啲嘢當早餐嚟食.. 芝士印度脆餅, 有冇人要?? 哈哈.. one of the problems with CNY is that we often bought or were given an oversupply of CNY goodies.. the post-CNY "activity" is then to clear them as much as possible, like how i meshed some into my breakfast.. cheese muruku anyone?? hahaha.. #4 呢碗就係新年假期後, 開工第一日喺公司煮嘅午餐.. 大盛飯寓意常滿, 臘腸寓意長長久久長做長有, 蔥就寓意聰聰明明.. 簡簡單單, 但非常好意頭嘅一餐飯呀!! this was what i cooked in office on the first working day after my CNY break.. a bowlful of rice symbolises frequent prosperity, Chinese sausage symbolises foreverness, spring onions symbolises intelligence.. a simple lunch full of auspiciousness!! :) #5 收拾時無意中搵到舊年嘅開工利是, 失而復得, 超級幸運哦!! 所以當下決定要將全部開工利是儲起, 實大吉大利事業興旺!! 當然事先將啲錢拎出嚟, 再自己攝張十蚊紙入去啦, 哈哈!! i found last year's "start work angpow" in a stack of paper in my drawer, lost and found, how lucky!! that got me decided to keep them all for good fortune and successful career.. of course i replaced the cash inside with my own RM10 before that, haha!! #6 今年大家總共逗咗幾封利是, 又或者派咗幾多利是呀?? 睇下Fing-Fing, 阿Tim同Stuart,佢哋每個手上都揸住封爸爸俾嘅利是仔噃!! 我話派嘅同收嘅都同樣咁開心啦, 係唔係?? :p how many angpows and angpow money have you got (or given out for the married) this year?? look at Fing-Fing, Tim and Stuart, they each have one little angpow on their hands from Daddy!! the giver and receiver are equally happy, agree?? :p 農歷新年終於都正式落幕喇, 不過我好似冇寫過任何同我點過新年嘅貼噃.. 其實都真係冇乜特別嘢可以寫嘅, even呢個攬住金元寶嘅minions仲有趣過我嘅dry新年囉, 哈哈!! Chinese New Year is finally and officially over, but it seems that i have not blogged anything about my CNY at all.. actually nothing special also lah, even this Minions with a gold sycee looks more interesting than my boring CNY, haha!! A B C D E F

2016.02.19 | 叮噹與友

[Volume 11 Issue 2, #2102]

Doraemon And Friends

選擇顯示編排 Choose Layout : #1 大年十二, 多啦A夢與大雄正在回家路中, 大雄離遠見到靜香由另一方向行緊過嚟.. 唔知靜香係唔係去搵大雄呢?? on the 12th day of CNY, Nobita and Doraemon was on their way home when Nobita saw Shizuka walking towards them from the other direction.. did Shizuka just went to look for them at home?? #2 多啦A夢, 大雄同靜香互相問候及傾咗一陣偈之後, 靜香就見到有兩位熟悉嘅人由後面行緊埋嚟.. 哦, 原來係胖虎同小夫喎.. Doraemon, Nobita and Shizuka greeted each other and started a little chat.. Shizuka then saw two familiar person walking towards them from behind, a closer look and realized they were actually Gian and Suneo.. #3 世界真係細喇, 五位朋友又會咁啱喺街上遇見嘅?? 大雄, 胖虎及小夫見到大家, 顯得特別興奮.. 而靜香同多啦A夢, 喺後面好似有密偈傾咁噃~~ what a small world, five friends bumped into each other on the street, that was pure coincidence!! Nobita, Gian and Suneo seemed excited seeing each other, while Doraemon and Shizuka seemed to have something in discussion.. #4 原來靜香同多啦A夢話, 既然咁人齊, 新蒸頭不如影番張大合照啦.. 大雄, 胖虎及小夫都開心到舉手贊成呀!! so it was, Shizuka and Doraemon thought it was the 12th day of CNY and since everyone was there together, why not take a group photo?? Nobita, Gian and Suneo happily agreed to the suggestion.. #5 各人排好位置, 擺出最好甫士, 臉上掛上最燦爛風行笑容.. 多啦A夢拎出法寶, 一二三!! 叱吒!! 影得好靚, 個個都好開心呀~~ and there everyone took a nice position, stroke for the best pose, put on the prettiest smile on their faces.. Doraemon took out his gadget and one two three!! chik chak!! it was indeed a very beautiful shot, everyone was very delighted~~ #6 呢篇貼真係冇乜特別意思嘅!! 我細個時有諗過大個咗要做個作家㗎, 今日借照片發揮說故事, 確實係好屎.. 好彩願望實現唔到, 如果唔係實揸兜!! 哈哈哈哈~~ no message hidden behind this post today really!! when i was small, i have ever thought of being a writer when i grow up, today i'm trying to tell a story from the photos.. it sucks, and fortunately this ambition did not realize, else i would surely @#$%^& hahaha!! 大年十二, 多啦A夢與大雄正在回家路中, 大雄離遠見到靜香由另一方向行緊過嚟.. 唔知靜香係唔係去搵大雄呢?? on the 12th day of CNY, Nobita and Doraemon was on their way home when Nobita saw Shizuka walking towards them from the other direction.. did Shizuka just went to look for them at home?? A B C D E F

2016.02.17 | 信用升級

[Volume 11 Issue 2, #2101]

From Gold To Platinum, Just A Color Change

選擇顯示編排 Choose Layout : #1 嗰日突然收到銀行嘅短訊, 話要盡快激活我張新信用卡.. 搞咩呢?? 我依家呢張都仲有成年先會失效喎.. received an SMS from the bank the other day requesting me to activate my new card immediately.. what?? the card i am currently using will still not expire in almost a year’s time, why is there a need?? #2 返到屋企果然收到銀行封信, 話將我張信用卡升級咗去張白金卡噃!! 不過連好好地稱呼一聲都不屑, 就咁一句「尊貴的顧客」~~ @.@" reached home and really got a letter from the bank, notifying me that they have upgraded my card to a platinum card!! anyway, they didn’t even bother to address me personally, but just a very generic "valued customer".. @.@" #3 係真唔係呀?? 傳說中嘅白金信用卡喎, 唔係人人都咁輕易有㗎噃!! 再睇埋附件, 真係有張全新白金信用卡俾我喎!! i wasn't quite quite convinced, it's the legendary platinum card not everyone can have one easily!! i looked at the rest of the attachments, and yes, there was really one brand new platinum card given to me!! #4 由金卡升級至白金卡, 覺得好似尊貴咗噃, 哈哈!! 不過睇埋其他附件, 先知原來呢間銀行所謂嘅白金卡都只不過係屬於「大眾級數」啫, 唓!! from gold to platinum, it felt like really going more prestigious, haha!! but only to realise that the so-called platinum card is actually rather a card of "ordinary class" in the definition of this bank, cheh!! #5 我仲以為白金卡係啲有錢人先有, 簽卡冇上限金額嗰啲.. 睇真啲, 我呢張白金卡嘅限額同依家張一樣囉, 係張卡個顏色唔一樣啫, 唓!! and i always thought only the rich and famous would have platinum cards and that there is no credit limit at all.. read carefully, my platinum card has one and the limit is the same as the gold card i have been using, the difference is just the color of the card, cheh!! #6 附件有個年費表, 終於露出端倪喇!! 將你張卡升級去白金卡, 咪順理成章收多你成百蚊年費囉!! 唓, 咁冇乜矜貴啦下化?? there is an annual fees table attached and from that the motive of the upgrade is very obvious.. an upgrade so that the bank can have a valid reason to charge me about RM100 extra annual fees!! cheh, then there is nothing precious right?? #7 anyway, 年費到時可以叫銀行豁免嘅, 有新卡當然要用.. 舊卡點處置?? 將佢剪成好多細碎, 再分別掉喺不同地方嘅垃圾桶, 就萬無一失啦!! 怕死精神, 但好聰明, 哈哈!! anyway, we can always request to have the fees waived later, but the new card must be used.. how about the old card?? i cut it into many small pieces and throw them separately into different bins in different places, surely secured!! kiasi attitude but smart, haha!! 嗰日突然收到銀行嘅短訊, 話要盡快激活我張新信用卡.. 搞咩呢?? 我依家呢張都仲有成年先會失效喎.. received an SMS from the bank the other day requesting me to activate my new card immediately.. what?? the card i am currently using will still not expire in almost a year’s time, why is there a need?? A B C D E F G

2016.02.15 | 手作心意

[Volume 11 Issue 2, #2100]

The All-Handmade Personalized Music CD (and more)

選擇顯示編排 Choose Layout : #1 終於都喺上個月底將以上八包嘢寄咗出去, 同埋安排其餘兩包收取.. 工作及寫博之余, 忙咗成個月終於都全部趕起晒, 新年前真係放下心頭大石.. 趕咩嘢呀究竟?? i have finally posted out all the 8 items above and arranged another 2 for pick-up at once by end of last month.. what a relief for something i have been busy with the whole past month besides juggling between work and blogging.. so what were those?? #2 講緊嘅當然係整俾[SK/0617]博客大賞眾贏家嘅全手作個人化音樂光碟啦!! 呢五年來都係咁做, 可以話係我嘅一個「傳統」及各贏家絕無僅有嘅經典禮物.. 往年嘅光碟: 2011  2012  2013  2014 the all-handmade personalized music CD for the winners of [SK/0617] Bloggers Awards, of course!! i have been doing this for the past 5 years and this has become a "tradition" for me as well as the iconic prize for the winners.. Previous years' CD: 2011  2012  2013  2014 #3 由收集每一位得將者最愛嘅歌曲開始, 再去四處搜索到最後放入CD入面, 係十張完全不同嘅CD送俾十位不同嘅博客.. 今年嘅設計主題係「大自然」, 大家由CD面上可見一斑.. from collecting the favorite songs of each of the winners, to finding them and then putting them all into a CD, 10 very uniquely different CD personalized for each of the 10 winners.. the theme for this year is "Mother Nature" as you can peep from the CDs.. #4 唔好意思呀, 各位得獎者, 今年不得不再次用返上年嘅包裝手法.. 因為試咗幾個新包裝手法, 但係全部宣告失敗.. 所以用返呢個快捷方便又大方實用嘅包裝袋, 冇乜唔好啫?? 我知你鍾意嘅, 哈哈.. sorry winners, i reused the packaging idea from last year.. tried with some new packaging ideas but they all did not work well, hence why not the same easy and convenient yet practical and nice ziplock bag design?? i know you love this, haha.. #5 老實講句, 各位贏家一年來所付出嘅, 又何止一片爛鬼CD可以補償?? 呵呵, 所以今年再加多盒皮卡套連鎖匙包, 農歷新年期間再搭埋張賀卡啦!! 希望大家會喜歡.. :) frankly, the year round efforts from the winners do not just worth a "cheapo" CD!! hehehe, this year i added a leather cardholder and key pouch in a nice box for everyone, and since it's CNY, everyone gets a card too!! hope you all like the prize.. :) #6 最後呢, 冠亞季軍得主每人可再額外獲得獎牌乙枚.. 嘩!! 你有幾耐冇得過獎牌先(除非你有去啲競走項目啦)?? 其實成個留言榜同派成績表好相似, 所以有獎牌其實都唔係毫無瓜葛嘅.. :p finally, the top three winners each gets a medal.. wow!! how long have you not had gotten yourself a medal (unless you are a regular runner)?? the whole commenting chart is just like a "report card" and these medals surely do good huh?? :p 終於都喺上個月底將以上八包嘢寄咗出去, 同埋安排其餘兩包收取.. 工作及寫博之余, 忙咗成個月終於都全部趕起晒, 新年前真係放下心頭大石.. 趕咩嘢呀究竟?? i have finally posted out all the 8 items above and arranged another 2 for pick-up at once by end of last month.. what a relief for something i have been busy with the whole past month besides juggling between work and blogging.. so what were those?? A B C D E F

2016.02.04 | 瑣碎雜談

[Volume 11 Issue 2, #2099]

Miscellaneous Petty Topics

選擇顯示編排 Choose Layout : #1 我有個怪習慣要話俾大家知.. 我每朝都會将鬧鐘較早卅分鐘, 唔係任佢snooze到夠鐘起身, 而係即刻起身梳洗, 然之後再返去再瞓卅分鐘.. 我其實覺得咁樣一輪"power nap"更能令我覺得精神爽利!! 哈哈.. i have a weird habit to tell.. i set my alarm 30 minutes earlier every morning, instead of leaving it snoozes till the time to wake up, i wake up immediately to wash up and then go back to sleep again for 30 minutes.. i just think this "power nap" indeed works for me, i feel even more refreshed in the morning!! haha.. #2 我係喜笑飲綠茶嘅, 但係就真係限於齋飲(凍或熱)嗰種.. 所有一切全部用綠茶整出嚟嘅甜品, 我一概冇興趣, 因為絕大部份都過咗火嘅綠茶粉份量, 我覺難入口.. 可能低調嘅人同樣, 係偏向於喜歡低調嘅味覺?? 哇哈哈~~ :p i like green tea but that has to limit to just drinking green tea itself alone, hot or cold.. i definitely do not like any desserts made of green tea, probably due to the overwhelming overdose of green tea powder in most of them.. maybe subtle person prefers low profile and subtle taste?? muahahahaha.. :p #3 你可唔可以依正確順序, 講得出彩虹嘅顏色?? 又或者者要你講出第一樣出現喺腦袋, 同彩虹每個顏色同色嘅嘢, 應該會更好玩.. 我此刻嘅回應係: 農歷新年, 大吉, 小黃人, 青蘋果, 天空, 熏衣草, 陳X慧 (我某位瘋狂喜歡此顏色嘅朋友!!).. can you tell the colors of the rainbow in the correct sequence?? how about saying something that matches each of the colors that first comes into your mind?? that would be fun hun?? my response at this moment: Chinese New Year, Mandarin Orange, Minions, Green Apple, Sky, Lavendar, Tan XX Hwee (my friend who is crazy about this color!!).. #4 相信好多人都喜歡食秋葵(羊角豆).. 呢樣嘢係我絕不會食嘅嘢, 程度比青蔥更甚.. 因為我好清楚記得第一次嘗試食嘅時候, 第一時間嘔咗出嚟.. 雖然知道秋葵好處多, 但係就始終接受唔到層皮毛神神, 入面滑潺潺囉~~ @.@ i guess many likes to eat okra?? this is something that i do not eat at all, worse than spring onions, haha.. i still remember my first time trying to eat okra, i puked right away when i tried to swallow it.. although i know about the goodness of okra, i just think i cannot accept it's hairy skin and slimy texture, yieeks!! @_@ #5 最後一條問題, 當係贈興大家新年發大財嘅.. 係個非常之假設性嘅問題, 假如有個人非常慷慨咁捐獻咗RM2,600,000,000.00(太多個零搞到你暈?? 咪就係RM26億囉)俾你, 你會點樣用呢筆不可思議嘅巨款?? and finally one simple question to wish everyone a prosperous Chinese New Year.. this is totally hypothetical but, what would you do with the money if you were given an unbelievable donation the amount of RM2,600,000,000.00 (confused by too many zeroes?? then it is actually read as RM2.6-billion)?? 我有個怪習慣要話俾大家知.. 我每朝都會将鬧鐘較早卅分鐘, 唔係任佢snooze到夠鐘起身, 而係即刻起身梳洗, 然之後再返去再瞓卅分鐘.. 我其實覺得咁樣一輪"power nap"更能令我覺得精神爽利!! 哈哈.. i have a weird habit to tell.. i set my alarm 30 minutes earlier every morning, instead of leaving it snoozes till the time to wake up, i wake up immediately to wash up and then go back to sleep again for 30 minutes.. i just think this "power nap" indeed works for me, i feel even more refreshed in the morning!! haha.. A B C D E